Chapter 255: Practice the technique to transform into Super Saiyan Monkey 3!
[Seeing that Wukong turned around and walked away without giving him face, Bodhi Patriarch quickly extended his hand: "I was just joking with you! You're walking too fast."]
["Ahem..." Bodhi Patriarch coughed to cover up his embarrassment and glanced at the stone monkey with shining eyes below: "Anyway, you are here to become my disciple, right!"]
["Then...what kind of magic do you want to learn?!" Bodhi Patriarch stretched out his hand and shook his hair, as if he had the posture of "whatever magic you want to learn, I have it all."]
[Wukong also gave face and showed a little fanboy look: "The magic of immortality!"]
[Bodhi Patriarch spoke directly: "No..."]
[The air suddenly became quiet in an instant, and Wukong turned his head slightly at that moment, with a disdainful look on his face "Tsk!"! 】
[Patriarch Bodhi looked at Wukong, who was still looking at him with admiration, and wondered if he had heard it wrong: "You? Did you just cut it with disdain..."]
["No, Master! You must be mistaken."]
[Patriarch Bodhi didn't care too much, so he planned to recommend a few Taoist methods to Wukong, letting Wukong take a look and learn whichever one he wanted.]
["Qi Refining Method"!!" Patriarch Bodhi took out a secret book with "Nine Yang Magic Skill" from his arms like Doraemon. 】
[“This book teaches how to manipulate the true qi in the body and refine it! Make the positive qi in the body circulate with the circulation of the body…”]
[“Eh?!” Wukong was stunned when he saw the Nine Yang Magic Art in Bodhi Patriarch’s hand, and then he complained expressionlessly: “Master… you got the wrong book.”]
[“Diligent practice can increase the body’s defense and attack power… It is a must-have tool book for home travel and fighting.”]
[“Alas~” Wukong couldn’t help but sigh when he saw Bodhi Patriarch still talking endlessly: “Master, you really got the wrong book!”]
[Bodhi Patriarch turned a deaf ear and continued to talk endlessly: “When you practice to a certain level, you can also evolve into a Super Saiyan Monkey, or even a Super Saiyan Monkey 3!!”]
[Next to it, a silhouette of Wukong’s appearance was also released in the next studio. 】
"Why is it "Qi Refining Dafa" but holding "Nine Yang Magic Art"... This kind of practice can't get into the circle of immortal cultivation, to be honest, where did you get it from?"
"Does this white robed Gandalf not know Chinese?! Or are these big guys not only blurry-eyed, but also a little hard of hearing, you really got the wrong book!!"
Although this old man who called himself white robed Gandalf got the wrong book, he still introduced it according to "Qi Refining Dafa" and said it in a very formal way! Everyone followed and listened, maybe they could learn some basics! After all, who doesn't want to cultivate immortals if they have the chance? !
But as everyone listened, they felt more and more that something was wrong, and then they covered their faces with their hands and felt a little bit unbearable to look directly at. For a moment, they really felt like a fool for listening carefully!
Practice isCan you become a Super Saiyan Monkey? ! Can you become a Super Saiyan Monkey 3 when you reach a certain level? ! Old man, you got Goku wrong, there is no Krillin here to offer sacrifices to him.
"Also, according to the Eastern cultivation system, after cultivation, you will become a god. No matter what, it is not Super Saiyan 3, but Super Saiyan God..."
The people in other worlds also followed suit and started to complain. What else can they do? ! Cultivate and see if you can become a Super Saiyan? ! Don't be funny, whoever believes it is a fool.
The World Under One Person
Wang Ye stared blankly at the paper and pen in his hand. He couldn't sleep anyway. He read it carefully for a long time before he found that the words between the lines were densely written with cannibalism... Oh no, I said it wrong, it should be Dragon Ball.
Then he threw the paper and pen in his hand to the ground and stomped on them with his feet: "Where did the Super Saiyan Monkey come from! What kind of Qi training method is this! You usually hide in the cave to watch anime?"
So Dragon King Ao Guang usually watches Legend of the White Snake, while you, Bodhi Patriarch, watch Dragon Ball and Doraemon? ! No wonder you have never left the Slanting Moon Three Stars Cave, all of them are stay-at-home.
The king was also a little helpless. Isn't there a god who does real work? !
A World of 100,000 Bad Jokes
At this moment, the young man who was still carrying bricks somewhere began to go back to his old job. His face turned into a classic duck face in anime and he started to curse: "Don't introduce yourself! But listen to me! You really got the wrong secret book!"
"And why is it that the low-end Qigong method of practicing 1ow can turn you into a Super Saiyan Monkey! ! At least you can change it to a more advanced name."
Let's not talk about whether you can turn into a Super Saiyan Monkey? ! After all, it is not impossible in their world, but if you want to fool people, at least give it a cooler name!
When you hear this name, you know it is the most basic thing, the most basic thing! It has no appeal...
["Can I live forever after learning it?!" Facing the Bodhi Patriarch's eloquent talk, Wukong stared with dead fish eyes and had no expression. 】
[Bodhi Patriarch: “Can’t…”]
[“I won’t learn!”]
[“Tsk!” Bodhi Patriarch smacked his lips inaudibly, then smiled and took out something from his pocket: “Oh, it’s okay if you don’t learn, I’ll change another one.”]
[“The Complaint Energy Treasure Book!” Bodhi Patriarch said this, but he was holding a book called “Home Cooking Encyclopedia” in his hand. 】
[“Master, you took the wrong book again.”]
[Bodhi Patriarch seemed to have become a professional salesman and didn’t listen to what Wukong said: “He will teach you how to refine the power of Tucao in your words into energy…”]
[Wukong also started to play badly and didn’t correct him: “Master, you take… Oh, forget it.”]
[Bodhi Patriarch couldn’t be interrupted when he was talking: “Add the Tucao energy collector, you can call the wind and rain, and you can have whatever you want. As long as you have enough Tucao power, protecting world peace is not a problem.”]
[At this time,The silhouette of the young man appeared very considerately, but it was not attractive to Wukong: "Will I not die if I learn it?"]
["No..."]
["No!"]
["Tsk!" Bodhi Patriarch smacked his lips inaudibly, and then took out his treasure from his arms: "Then the master has to take out the treasure."]
"I almost didn't hear Bodhi Patriarch's "tsk!" It's true that there is a master like a disciple, and it's similar to Wukong's "tsk!" just now."
"As for the complaining energy, isn't this the young man's ability! Good guy, you even have this thing, don't accidentally blow up the earth again, there are no Dragon Balls to make a wish for you."
The complaining energy is not unfamiliar to the people outside the video. After all, the young man accidentally blew up the earth with this. The power is really good, but it is easy to get out of control, and the premise is that you have to be able to complain.
The setting that complains about energy can blow up the earth if you are not careful is indeed quite in line with Wukong... After all, Wukong in the next studio blows up the earth almost every day.
"And why did you take the "Home Cooking Encyclopedia"? You really took the wrong book. When you took it out, couldn't you take a look at the cover?!"
Everyone didn't know what to say at this moment. It was already very abnormal that this home cooking encyclopedia appeared in your hands. Why did you, a god, collect this? ! Do you cook when you have nothing to do?
The World of Fox Spirit Matchmaker
"Ah?! What... Home Cooking Encyclopedia?!" Tushan Rongrong rubbed her eyes twice before she realized that she was not mistaken. She couldn't keep the smile on her face. She thought she could know something about the monkey in Aolai Country...
The result turned out to be this... Why do you carry this home cooking encyclopedia with you? How much do you like cooking? !
The prequel world of The Lotus Lantern (to read the exciting novel, go to Flylu Novels!)
"This so-called trump card should be the Eight-Nine Mysterious Arts and the Seventy-Two Transformations." Yang Jian gradually figured out the rules of that world. There are differences, but the general direction is still similar.
Just like the experience of Nezha and his brothers, although there are some errors, the direction of things is still basically unchanged.
["Love Broken Walkman!!" Bodhi Patriarch took out a small mobile phone from his arms. 】
[Young Wolf came over and complained: "The name is finally right, but what does it have to do with cultivation!"]
[Bodhi Patriarch: "Who are you..."][]
[Young Party touched his head a little embarrassedly: "Hehe, I was eating lunch in the studio next door. I couldn't help but ran over to complain when I saw this. Sorry."]
["Go on, go on." With that, the young man left here. 】
"Good guy, even the young man couldn't help complaining, and in the studio next door... Are you really making a movie?!"
"I don't understand your technology tree, but fortunately the nameThat's right! This Walkman is really fiddly. "
Everyone showed the same dead fish eyes. Where did this technology tree go? Remember that you are in the Shang Dynasty, not in the mall! Don't just take out your phone for no reason, it's too distracting!
Super God Academy: The Heroic Company
"The young man is actually eating a box lunch in the next studio. You are clearly the protagonist in the last video. Aren't you in the same studio? And this Walkman that is so fiddly, you are filming, right! ! " Zhao Xin didn't care about his own ruined worldview, it was really too distracting.
Even eating a box lunch in the studio was mentioned, and now he came to make a cameo! Do you have to come and help when Wukong makes trouble in the Heavenly Palace in the future...
["If you want to talk about cultivating immortals, this thing is the most convenient." Bodhi Patriarch began to introduce it as if it were a mobile phone press conference.]
["It has 9981 formulas and ballads in memory. Just put the earphones in your ears anytime and anywhere to start practicing. Learn the Youbowen! Easily, from entry to mastery. "】
[The image of a Xiaomi mobile phone appeared on the screen, and the price of 1594.09 was written next to it.]
["When you reach the highest level of practice, you can be like me. Summon a substitute to fight for me." Bodhi Patriarch stretched out his hand and a fat, bald middle-aged man appeared behind him, with the word "substitute" written on his clothes.]
["Ola, ola, ola..." The middle-aged uncle picked his nose and muttered meaningless words.]
"You are introducing the immortal cultivation method, isn't this a Xiaomi mobile phone launch conference? ! Why is there a price! ! "
"Hahaha, this substitute made me laugh to death... Platinum Star will definitely come over and beat him up without hesitation after seeing it. ”
The people in other worlds smiled lightly. If Wukong practiced this, I am afraid that Journey to the West would have to change its name and call it Wukong’s Bizarre Adventure…
This is too much. It’s okay to be a Super Saiyan Monkey 3, but now even a stand-in has been used. However, one thing everyone can be sure of is that this video is definitely sponsored by Xiaomi mobile phone… Didn’t you see that it has become a Xiaomi mobile phone press conference?
ps: I just realized that the ten cold chapters seem to be a bit long, so I will end the ten cold chapters after writing about the monkey!
The next world will be Fox Spirit Matchmaker. Let’s start with the original Wangquan Fugui chapter. After all, the gold content of 200 million barrages. You can tell me which chapter you want to write later.
But I have to try a different way of writing. After all, Fox Spirit is interesting only when people in the Fox Spirit world react to different time periods..
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