A review of famous scenes in anime: starting with Emiya Giant Warrior

Chapter 256 Are you scared to death?!

["How is it?! You should like this." Bodhi Patriarch pointed at the stand-in behind him, looking a little proud. ]

[Wukong looked at him expressionlessly: "Can I become immortal if I learn it?!"]

["No..."]

["I won't learn it!"]

[The scene became quiet instantly, and the stand-in behind Bodhi Patriarch took the opportunity to put the hand that was picking its nose on Bodhi Patriarch's head and rubbed it. ]

[He won't learn this, and he won't learn that. The usually good-tempered Bodhi Patriarch could not stand it any longer. He stretched out his fist and roared at him angrily with anger in his eyes: "You stinky monkey, are you annoying!"]

["I told you that I don't want to learn this or that. I don't have the magic of immortality! Is this the end?!"]

[Wukong knelt down quickly: "Master, calm down! Master, calm down...!"]

[Bodhi Patriarch sighed: "Well, well, since you are here, it means that you have a master-disciple relationship with me."]

["I will make an exception for you." As he was speaking, Bodhi Patriarch picked up his mobile phone and dialed it. The words "Time Gorge" were still displayed on the screen! 】

[“Too… Hello, this is Bodhi. A V3 set meal. Thank you! Oh, add an egg. OK, bye!”]

[After Bodhi Patriarch hung up the phone, he immediately smiled and said to Wukong: “Okay, immortality, I’ve ordered it for you. With the set meal, you will also get extra attributes such as great strength, weapon proficiency, etc.”]

[“So fast?!” Wukong was a little confused. 】

“…………!”

Silence, everyone in other worlds was silent, there were no fancy special effects, and no magnificent explosion. This magical skill was as plain as ordering takeout, or rather, he was ordering takeout!! Even an egg was added.

"Oh! Here's the takeaway. What's the condition? You can even add an egg to the V3 set."

Seeing that the call was from the Gorge of Time, everyone remembered the sly smile of Time Chicken. Don't underestimate Time Chicken's greedy character, so it is not ruled out that Time Chicken also worked part-time as a chef or even delivered takeaways.

"Is this the tradition of their Gorge of Time? Everything can be done with one phone call."

Thinking of this, everyone's mouth twitched. In the last video, it seemed that Xiao Jin Gang also made a phone call to fix time and space. It can only be said that Time Chicken is worthy of being his subordinate. This temperament and work style are really learned in the same way.

Or is it that the phone is omnipotent in their place, and there is nothing that can't be done by phone... Now even learning the skills is just a phone call, and you can just order a set meal directly. Is it so outrageous! !

One Person Under the Heavens

"Tell me this is a lie, just by making a phone call, you can learn immortality and infinite strength?!" Xu Si took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, his hands were shaking slightly when he lit it.

Do you have to be so exaggerated? ? At least move a little to pretend! LianduHe learned it without any practice!

And the abilities of infinite strength and weapon proficiency are actually bonuses? ! Let’s not talk about infinite strength first. Isn’t weapon proficiency something that can only be obtained through hard work and practice day and night... You tell me you can do it now! !

A World of 100,000 Bad Jokes

Not to mention other worlds, even the gods in this world began to doubt their lives. Thor, who was still traveling with Little King Kong, threw away the hammer in his hand.

“Woof!! Woof woof woof…”

“Thor, I understand you.” Athena patted Thor’s shoulder, although she didn’t understand the sound. But looking at Thor’s explosive look, she knew that he must have cursed fiercely.

After all, if you can learn magic skills by making a phone call, who would be willing to practice hard day and night? ! Isn’t this asking for trouble...

And it’s too bad that you can learn magic skills by making a phone call these days! Shen Jianxin was studying and practicing the "Chun Yang Special Edition" diligently, but now he says he has learned it without even trying.

[“But!” Bodhi Patriarch’s face became serious: “This is an extraordinary way, which takes away the creation of heaven and earth and invades the mystery of the sun and moon.”]

[“After the elixir is completed, ghosts and gods will not tolerate it! Although you can keep your youth and prolong your life, you will be immortal, but every 500 years, a natural disaster will befall you!”]

[“A total of three times. If you can escape, you will live as long as the sky. If you can’t escape... you will die, your bones and flesh will turn into ashes, and your spirit will dissipate.”]

[Perhaps because he felt that what he said was too scary, at this time Bodhi Patriarch very playfully raised two fingers to his eyes and acted cute, and said with a smile: “But don’t be afraid, I will teach you the method to avoid the three disasters…”]

[Bodhi Patriarch paused here, because Wukong in front of him was shaking all over, his legs were weak, his eyes were white, it seemed that there were tears in his eyes, and there was a pool of yellow liquid under his feet. 】

【“Ah, you’re scared to death.”】

“Hahaha… I’m dying of laughter… No, ahem! Damn it! Give me the Great Sage in my mind. How could the Great Sage be scared to death… Sorry, I can’t help it, hahaha!!”

Everyone burst into laughter when they saw this. Although Bodhi Patriarch said it very seriously, seeing the monkey almost crying from fear was really hard to help but make people laugh!

After all, we’ve seen the fearless Wukong, and then look at this monkey who is the opposite, who is scared to death. Who can hold back? !

The World of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven Sun Wukong

Originally, Wukong nodded frequently when he heard Bodhi Patriarch’s explanation, after all, what he said was almost the same as what his master had said to him at the beginning.

Later, when he saw the monkey’s reaction on the screen, Wukong suddenly became sluggish, and he didn’t even know that the golden hoop in his hand fell down, he just knew! He will never be able to raise his head again in this life.

"Hahahaha, Master, look at the brother on the screen, he is so scared that he pees, hahaha!" Bajie smiled and pulled the sleeve of the holy monk, as if to signal him to look quickly.

"Okay,Master knows. " Jiang Hua's version of the holy monk patted Bajie's hand to show that he knew, then he clasped his hands together very considerately, closed his eyes and chanted, and pretended not to see it.

After all, he still had to care about his eldest disciple's hurt heart, so he could only pretend not to see it.

At this time, Wukong was already squatting on the ground, his mind was full of thoughts and he couldn't understand why he was so cowardly in another world?! (To read the violent novel, go to Fulu Novel Network!)

Please, can you have some backbone!! With this little courage, why are you still making trouble in the Heavenly Palace? You will be beaten back to your original form in a minute. Just go back and take a shower and go to bed.

Magic Mobile World

"Don't look, don't look! ! Don't look at it." Wukong was jumping up and down at this time, trying to block their sight with his teeth and claws, but what's the use, he has already seen it clearly.

"Okay, okay! ! We won't look anymore, we didn't see anything just now. "You Suowei was also very considerate and said that he had not seen anything just now.

Looking at the expressions of the crowd, Wukong knew that they had seen everything. So he stopped struggling and gave up completely! If possible, he wanted to go to that world and beat the damn monkey's ass to teach him what backbone is.[]

We are all Wukong and have learned the same magic. Why are you so timid? ! ! Be tough for me, Sun.

Prequel to the Lotus Lantern

"Alas, this monkey is really something." Jade Ding Zhenren shook his fan and sighed, thinking of the Wukong he taught, who was talented, had an extraordinary character, and looked fearless.

"Compared with the Wukong in the video, the difference is too big. If my Wukong saw it, he would be furious. ”

Facts have proved that Jade Ding Zhenren’s guess was correct. Wukong in the Water Curtain Cave was really furious after seeing this scene. He was in a state of being angry but had no place to vent.

The monkeys and their descendants in the Water Curtain Cave can guarantee that they have never seen their king get so angry in all these years.

[“It doesn’t matter. There are two kinds of this method!” Bodhi Patriarch hurriedly laughed and said that it was nothing. He raised three fingers: “There are three kinds of Tiangang, and there are thirty-six kinds of changes! There are three kinds of Disha, and there are seventy-two kinds of changes. Which one do you want to learn? !”]

[Under the speechless gaze of Bodhi Patriarch, Wukong raised his hand trembling all over, and said incoherently: “First disciple… learn, learn, learn… more! More safety.”]

[Bodhi Patriarch was helpless: “How long are you going to tremble?”]

[“Well, I will teach you the formula. Come forward! "Bodhi Patriarch gathered his energy with both hands, slowly opened his eyes, and looked serious.】

["In the dream~ the air began to smoke." Bodhi Patriarch twisted up and down to the rhythm and began to sing. "The perfect face in the haze slowly appeared..."】710

["Wait, Master, is this a formula? ! Why does it sound so familiar to me?" Wukong's face was covered with cold sweat, and he quickly reached out to interrupt.】

["Yes, this is the formula for transformation. Watch me transform into 72 different forms." Master Bodhi took out a book called "Watch Me Transform into 72 Different Forms" from his arms. 】

["Well, anyway, I finally got the right book." Wukong sighed, "I always feel something is wrong, Master. Are you playing a trick on me, Master?"]

["Pfft, you are too suspicious, pfft! How could your master play a trick on you?" Master Bodhi couldn't hide his smile, and turned his head to smile from time to time, and then returned to his serious state: "Anyway, from today on, you will read this formula until you know it by heart. When you can recite it backwards, you will have learned 72 different forms of transformation!"]

"Look at Wukong shaking like that I just want to laugh, so this is the real reason for learning 72 transformations... Be safe! Suddenly I feel that this reason is unexpectedly true. "

"I don't know if there was smoke in the dream, anyway, I want to take you out and beat you up, can you be serious! ! How can there be such an outrageous formula?"

"Wukong, that's obviously a trick on you! Look at his smirk, it's obvious that he is playing a trick on you."

Everyone looked at the Bodhi Patriarch who seemed to be playing a trick on people, and his face was black. If you want to laugh secretly, you should hide your smile! Don't let us see it, now they are a little unsure, are they playing a trick on the monkey...

The world under one person

"Next time, if you believe what they say, I will be a dog!" Wang Ye threw the pen and paper he had just picked up out again!

Looking at the serious face of Bodhi Patriarch, he was full of seriousness. He naively thought that he could really hear some formula. He also planned to write it down, maybe it would be useful.

Then I listened to it and something was wrong. It turned out to be this "Look at my 72 transformations"! ! Damn, isn't this a song? ! Isn't this the verse the lyrics? That's why it's so familiar.

He is clearly playing with monkeys, not only the one on the screen, but also with us monkeys outside the screen...

ps: The Monkey King is written about the golden hoop stick. After all, don't use it privately. Those who understand will understand. .