Chapter 259: You used to call me Sweetie, but now you call me Dead Hippopotamus!

[Even the monkeys watching nearby couldn't stand Wukong's inexplicable actions: "It's over, the king has been behaving abnormally since he jumped into the river."]

[Just at this time, a monkey covered in bruises walked into the Water Curtain Cave: "King, something bad has happened! A fierce demon has come from outside. He has been trying to invade our mountain since the Demon King of Chaos!"]

["Many of our brothers have been beaten and crippled." Wukong became more and more angry as he listened, and gradually began to grin.]

[Outside the Water Curtain Cave, the Demon King of Chaos had his fists stained with the blood of the monkeys, and he became a little arrogant: "Hahaha, there is no one in Huaguo Mountain who can fight."]

[When Wukong rushed out of the Water Curtain Cave, many monkeys covered in bruises were lying around the Demon King of Chaos, groaning in pain. 】

【“Little guy, you are their king?!” The Demon King turned his head and glanced at Wukong who rushed out of the Water Curtain Cave. Seeing his thin appearance, he looked down on him. 】

【“From now on, you are not. I am the king here.”】

【“Ahhh!” Wukong became more and more angry when he saw this. He bared his teeth, and the veins on his face popped up. He rushed forward directly. 】

【However, Wukong’s speed was still not enough in front of the Demon King. He slightly turned sideways to avoid it, and then put his hands together to crush Wukong! 】

【Wukong dodged the attack of the Demon King with his agile posture, and at the same time stretched out his hand to grab the opponent’s helmet, and took advantage of the momentum to kick the opponent’s face with his feet. 】

[This blow caused some scratches on the face of the Demon King, but it also made him excited: "Hahaha, little monkey, you are quite capable!"]

[But Wukong's eyes were full of surprise, and he cursed in his heart: Bastard, nothing happened. 】

["Ah..." Facing the excited Demon King, Wukong could only scream and was knocked out, hitting the stone wall hard! 】

["What is it? I thought it was so powerful. But it was knocked down in an instant." The Demon King raised his hand and punched again while speaking. 】

[Just when the fist was about to hit, Wukong gradually closed his eyes. Now, I'm done.]

[At this time, Wukong suddenly heard a familiar voice in his mind, and he couldn't even beat a little monster. 】

[With a burst of light, everything seemed to have changed. 】

[When Wukong opened his eyes, the Somersault Cloud knocked the Demon King away and smashed him heavily on the cliff in the distance. Wukong was excited: "There really is a Somersault Cloud! Why didn't it come just now, but now it comes by itself?"]

[The words "Sorry, I'm late because I happened to be doing a pregnancy checkup today" began to appear on the Somersault Cloud... and then suddenly the pregnancy checkup was changed to a cloud checkup! 】

[Wukong was stunned: "What is a cloud checkup?! Does the cloud also need to be checked?"]

"A conspiracy, there must be a conspiracy here!! From the disdainful voice in Wukong's mind, Wukong seemed to have regained his ability! The Somersault Cloud also came with it. "

"Hahaha, what kind of weird input method is this for a pregnancy test? ...No! It's strange that a cloud can type. ”

Weird things happen every year, but this year there are more! A cloud can type these days. Although everyone knows that this is not the time to laugh, they can’t help but grin.

Wow, I didn’t expect that the cloud has really become a top-level coupe. Not only does it need a license plate, but it also needs to be inspected... You might as well just say that it was inspected last year!!

But what can you inspect on this cloud?! Inspect the exhaust displacement...

And your brake system obviously has problems. The first time it hit Bodhi Patriarch, the second time it hit the Demon King! How did you pass the cloud inspection? Obviously the brake system is not up to standard!

Everyone in other worlds couldn’t stand it anymore, and they all covered their faces with their hands! Great Sage! Go get insurance or install a dashcam when you have time, otherwise it won’t be enough to compensate even if you sell Huaguo Mountain.

Super God Academy: The Heroic Company

“What am I seeing? ! "Angel Yan blinked his eyes in a daze: "Is this cloud a spirit? It has its own consciousness. It can also type?!"

After all, in the eyes of the angels, this cloud is equivalent to a means of transportation on the earth of the Chiwu galaxy, and it also needs to be registered.

But the horror level now is no less than when you are driving a car and the car suddenly says to you, "I'm thirsty, go drink two kilograms of 95 gasoline first." It's so scary.

The world under one person

"I didn't understand the meaning of registering the cloud... Now, someone more ruthless has come and asked to go to the cloud inspection. "Zhang Chulan's worldview was shattered. You are the face of the Great Sage, Cloud. How can this reason be so realistic!

And why do you need to register a license plate?! Could it be that there are traffic lights and electronic cameras in the sky... Well, if you think about it carefully, it might be possible.

But the cloud inspection is too much! Can your cloud be disassembled to check the engine, replace parts or something?! Wake up, you are a cloud, not a coupe!!

The world of 100,000 bad jokes

Compared to the surprise and collapse of worldviews in other worlds, the people in this world seem much calmer, and their acceptance ability is obviously much stronger than that of people in other worlds.

"By the way, he reminded me. I almost forgot that there is an annual inspection. The last time it was inspected was when it broke down last time. "Athena reached out and touched her spaceship, thinking.

But the river god and Little King Kong on the spaceship looked at each other, and then Little King Kong asked a soul-searching question: "Excuse me, when do you usually do the annual inspection? !"

"Annual inspection? ! Why should I go?" Athena said as a matter of course: "My spaceship is not broken, why should I go for inspection?"

In Athena's view, of course, the spaceship should be inspected only when it is broken.Repair it! Otherwise, wouldn't it be a waste of money?

"As expected of you!" Little King Kong silently gave Athena a thumbs up and raised his hand to give a thumbs up.

[Wukong said softly to the Somersault Cloud: "There is nothing for you to do here, you go first."]

["Okay!" Somersault Cloud typed two words very cutely on its body, and then ran away in a flash. Automatic driving is awesome. ]

[Wukong could no longer hold back the smile on his face, and a strong aura emerged from his body, and he turned back to his original tall appearance: "It turns out that all this is true."]

[Although the Devil King was secretly shocked, he still pretended to be calm: "There is actually hidden strength! Little monkey. Acting like a spoiled child is exciting again."]

[He punched out with all his strength, but was blocked by Wukong who closed his eyes. 】

【“It’s not about hiding your strength.” Wukong punched the devil in the stomach at a speed that was hard to see with the naked eye. He punched through his body without losing strength and smashed a deep pit on the stone wall behind him. 】

【“It’s about not believing in my own strength!!” Wukong threw the devil out with force and hit the cliff, raising thick smoke. 】

“Well, this is right. Now he looks a bit like the Great Sage.”

The people outside the video nodded. This strength is indeed a bit like that of the unruly Great Sage. (To read the violent novels, go to Fulu Novel Network!)

Magic Mobile World

“Look, look!” At this time, Wukong was excitedly arranging for everyone to watch the video.

At this moment, he couldn’t help crying in his heart. It was really not easy! After losing face for so long, I finally have a moment of glory. I really wronged you, the devil of chaos!

Wukong clearly remembered that when he defeated the devil of chaos, it was so easy and simple.

Maybe the monkeys in the video also solved it in two or three moves. Then I have to let them see my majesty to wash away the previous humiliation.

The prequel world of the Lotus Lantern

"Monkeys, open your eyes and see how your king solved it in just two or two moves?!" Wukong also began to be proud. After all, this is definitely his moment of majesty. This time, the monkeys and grandchildren have to take a closer look.

After waiting for so long, the moment of majesty finally came.

[The devil of chaos staggered out of the smoke, sweating all over, looking at Wukong who was posing in various poses in front of him in disbelief: just at that moment, he was actually knocked unconscious by a punch. 】

[“What a joke!!” The devil who couldn’t believe the truth roared to the sky, and threw out the sword behind him. In the blink of an eye, he came to Wukong and jumped high: “Watch out for the knife!”]

[But the next moment, the style suddenly changed! ]

[“Go ahead, you unfaithful man! Just chop me to death.” Wukong turned into a female hippopotamus, wearing a pink top and a green skirt, holding a handkerchief in her hand, with bright eyes, like a deepA boudoir woman. 】

[While falling to the ground, she did not forget to reach out and pull down her skirt to cover her red underwear. 】

[The Devil King was confused: "Where did the hippo come from? Monkey, where is the monkey?" 】

["Now you are in love with the monkey, and you don't want me to be with you!" At this time, Wukong was like a good woman who was abandoned, and there was unspeakable grievance in his voice. 】

[The Devil King was dumbfounded, "Who is in love with the monkey! You dead hippo!" 】

["When you accompanied me to watch the moon before, you called me little sweetie. Now the new one is better than the old one, call me dead hippo!" 】

[The scene even showed the Devil King holding the hippo sitting on the roof together, watching the moon. 】

["When did I call you little sweetie!" The Devil King was fooled and touched his head and tried to recall whether he really called you that? ! 】

"Hahaha, it's so funny, Wukong! We are not saying anything about you, do you have a unique talent for turning into a woman, or are you originally a woman!"

"It's you, this unique monkey! How well do you understand girls' hearts? Why do you feel so natural?"

While everyone was laughing, they further suspected the gender of the monkey. Maybe it was really a female monkey! Otherwise, how could he understand women's psychology better than women and directly control the devil.

"Hehe... You used to call me Little Sweetie, but now you call me Dead Hippo... Hahaha, the non-existent memories have increased."

It has to be said that this monkey is too good at playing, especially this non-existent memory! ! It almost made them laugh to death. Don't play like this, change is fine, but you also create something out of nothing, and see how the devil is fooled and lost.

Why didn’t I think that this devil was so stupid when I watched Journey to the West before… He even believed this obviously foolish words! Sooner or later, he will be cheated and lose everything.

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“……!” Wukong was completely stunned when he saw the sissy hippopotamus. You dead hippopotamus… No, it should be dead monkey, why do you play so many tricks? ! You are not ashamed enough!!

What about the highlight moment? ! You have such strength, why do you still need to do it, just kill him with three punches and two kicks! Now I dare not raise my head.

“I understand! I understand!” Lu Xiaoqian and Bajie patted Wukong on one shoulder and began to comfort him. Although he said so, the corners of his mouth were almost cracked to his ears.

They didn’t want to, but they couldn’t help it! Haha.

A Chinese Odyssey

"Why do I feel that this monkey's words sound so familiar?" Mrs. Niu suddenly felt that this sentence was very appropriate, as if she should say it! ! This monkey used to call me Xiao Tiantian, but now he calls me Mrs. Niu.

I didn't expect this dead monkey to be so playful! This abandoned woman was brought to life by him.

OneThe world below man

Zhang Chulan was silent for a long time after seeing this scene, and sighed inaudibly. The image of the Great Sage was completely shattered.

"Your non-existent memory is like the brother of Tiger in "Taken Kaisen"?! Direct domain expansion, non-existent memory!!"

Good guy, no wonder he could fool the devil. This non-existent memory is just like the next door Yuji Itadori who is still fighting even though the show is almost over. It's too exaggerated.

You dead hippo, do you have to act so much like it? ! You said it so clearly. Even I, who is outside the video, almost believed it...

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