Chapter 260 Where there is a sleeping dragon, there is a young phoenix!!
[“You pretended not to know me…” The female hippopotamus that Wukong transformed into was in tears, as if she had heard some bad news and became extremely sad. ]
[“Have you forgotten what you said?”]
[The scene appeared in a small house with bare walls. The devil reached out to pick up the big knife next to the farm tools and said goodbye without looking back: “Xiao Tiantian, I’m leaving.”]
[“Xiao Tiantian! Don’t leave, don’t leave me. Don’t leave me alone.” The female hippopotamus stretched out her hands to try to stop him with tears, crying so sadly with every step. ]
[“Xiao Tiantian, don’t worry. I will definitely make a name for myself. I will become a great monster. When the time comes, I will definitely come back to find you.”]
[“When the time comes, the two of us will enjoy the glory and wealth together. You must wait for me.” The devil was determined to make a name for himself, and ran out crying. 】
【Back to reality, the Devil King was stunned by what Wukong said, holding his head with his hands, his face full of disbelief. : "Is that true?! My memory is a bit confused. Did I lose my memory?"】
【The Devil King roared to the sky: "It must have been hit by Chu Yunhuo just now!!"】
"Wake up! You don't have this memory at all, okay? When did you have such a "eighty-ninety-seven" epic love story? Don't make up a story for yourself!!"
"It seems that I am really hungry. Looking at this coquettish female hippo, I actually think she is quite pretty..."
Little gangster? ! This nickname is really amazing. You two are really a perfect match! A little sweetie and a little gangster.
Everyone looked at the Devil King with a smile and tears. His brain, which was not smart enough to begin with, was directly brainwashed by this dead hippo into a love brain.
Where did this melodramatic Qiong Yao drama clip come from? ! This hippopotamus made it sound like the truth. If this was true, according to the development of the plot, this female hippopotamus would have gone to dig wild vegetables with Wang Baoxun long ago based on the degree of love in her brain!
What a mess... You said you remembered being hit by the somersault cloud just now, but you didn't even think about why you were hit... You were hitting a monkey! ! Monkey! Not some sweet girl!
The World of Fox Spirit Matchmaker
"No! It's giving me a headache." Tushan Rongrong rubbed her forehead with gritted teeth. If she continued to watch, she felt that her IQ would be pulled down to the same level.
She had never seen such a stupid monster. She was fooled by a few words. The key point was that this so-called memory did not exist at all, but she really believed it! ... He would rather believe that he had lost his memory than believe that the other party was lying to him.
The World of Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven
“I understand this kind of feeling!” Bajie suddenly began to be filled with sorrow, as if he was touched: “As the saying goes, love has always been empty and hateful, and this hatred will last forever…”
“Enough! It’s annoying enough, don’t make it worse.” Wukong slapped him on the head, and he was also very annoyed now. He wished he couldDrag this dead monkey out of the screen and beat him up.
Forget about the drama, but don't add so many coquettish actions to yourself!! You are shameless, but I want more!
If it continues like this, others will think that I defeated the Demon King by deceiving others' feelings! How will the people in the three realms see me?
[After the Demon King roared to the sky, he came to the female hippopotamus, raised the sword in his hand and threw it out. ]
[The Demon King reached out and picked up the hippopotamus and brought him to him. His face flushed and he looked at the other party affectionately: "If this is true, then I have lost my memory."]
["But don't worry, the Sha family is the great Demon King of the world. Even if he has lost his memory, he will not treat his woman badly. Little sweetie!!"]
["Little gangster!" The female hippopotamus also looked at him affectionately. 】
[The voice of the Devil King became softer: "Sweetheart, please don't call me a little gangster. It sounds a bit low-class. Can you call me Xiaoshishi?"]
["Okay, little gangster. No problem, little gangster." Then the two of them hugged each other affectionately! 】
"Uh... What an epic eye-catching scene. If you don't know, you might think you are watching some kind of tragic love story."
"Wow... This is love! It's so touching. If this is true."
The people in other worlds looked at the Devil King who was already convinced and his face was full of black lines! Wake up! You are not hugging that hippo, but that dead monkey! !
The hippo itself does not exist! It's all made up by that dead monkey, don't believe it! ! Alas, everyone sighed silently. They had tried their best with their IQ, but they had to say that to some extent, this devil was indeed a good man.
A World of 100,000 Bad Jokes
"How did the little gangster fall down? You look down on us little gangsters, right? What kind of business are you in?" The little gangster holding the dagger heard the devil's words and wanted to teach him a lesson.
You can look down on my people, but don't look down on my profession! ! As a professional little gangster, he planned to wait for the devil to teach him a lesson. After all, no matter how strong a person is, there will be flaws. As long as you seize the opportunity... then hehe! !
[When the two were hugging each other affectionately, the devil suddenly froze for a moment, looking at the tail in his hand, a little puzzled: "Sweetheart, why do you have a monkey tail?"]
[The original sweet atmosphere disappeared instantly, the scene was quiet for a while, and the air suddenly became a little awkward. 】
【“Because I am just a monkey, a little rascal!” Wukong stopped pretending and returned to his original appearance. 】
【“What!!” The Demon King was so angry that he froze in his place. 】
【Wukong clenched his fist and scratched a long mark on the ground with his momentum, and then punched the Demon King on the chin with force. 】
【“The Monkey King from Huaguo Mountain is so powerful!!”】(To read the exciting novels, go to Flylu Novel Network!)
【“Ah! !” The Demon King of Chaos vomited blood! He flew to the sky and turned into stars: “I will definitely come back! !”】
【The monkeys quickly surrounded him and cheered.】
【“The king is so powerful! !!!”】
【“The king monkey is so awesome! !!!”】
“Although I won, I don’t know why I didn’t feel any joy. I felt sad for the Demon King of Chaos. I was deceived by a scumbag monkey.”
“In terms of the psychological shadow area of the Demon King of Chaos… I’m afraid he won’t dare to fall in love again in this life. It’s really miserable. This will definitely leave a shadow. ”
People from other worlds covered their faces with their hands. Even they felt that this fight was the weirdest they had ever seen... My goodness, the love between Xiao Tiantian and Xiao Hun Hun ended before it even began.
Until watching the whole fight, everyone sighed in their hearts, this monkey is really mean! ! Just like the time chicken, now they even doubt whether the animals that can speak human language here are all from the same personality...
The Gray Wolf King on the Green Grassland was immediately unhappy when he heard the lines after the Demon King left.
He took a hammer and a wrench and planned to build a machine that can travel through the world: "How dare you steal my Gray Wolf King's lines! ! When I invent this instrument for traveling through the world, I must teach you a lesson. ”[]
【Then Wukong saw the precious sword left by the Demon King of Chaos, took it down and played with it for a few times, and the blade was bounced and flew to a big tree!】
【A painful voice came from there: "Uh, chrysanthemum! !"】
【At this time, an old monkey came over with a cane: "If you want weapons, I know a good place."】
【"We can go downstream to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea. The Dragon King likes to collect weapons. You can ask him for one."】
【So Wukong and the old monkey walked to the river together, looking at the turbulent river: "This is it, my king. Go down from here and you can reach the Dragon Palace."】
【The old monkey looked at Wukong with some concern: "Just forgive me for being frank, your swimming ability? !"】
【"No problem! I just need to turn into a fish." Wukong smiled confidently, and then his figure flashed, and he suddenly changed his appearance, but this form... can't be said to be unrelated, it can only be said that it changed halfway.]
[A huge fish head, broken in the middle. Then four limbs grew out of the fish head, and a fish tail followed behind it.]
(For details, please see the illustration in the lower right corner. I put the picture up. It is really hard to describe and it is hard to describe in one word!)
["How?!" Wukong asked the situation confidently.]
["Your Majesty is so powerful. I didn't expect that you can change the whole appearance just by the parts you usually see. What a magical power!" The old monkey recalled that when he saw the fish, only the head and tail were exposed.When it came out of the water, it really became exactly the same. 】
[“Yeah, I also think I’m a genius.”]
“Haha, he’s really a genius. As expected, where there is a sleeping dragon, there is a phoenix chick! It’s okay that Wukong has never seen a fish, but you, old monkey, haven’t you ever seen the whole picture of a fish at your age?”
The 3.6 people looked at the fish that Wukong transformed, and the image was simply indescribable! ! Are you sure this is not a strange species from somewhere? ! Have you ever seen a fish with hands and feet? Yes, there are, but they are called crocodiles! You are a genius!
I really don’t know whether to say that his transformation skills are good or not! ! If he is good, he can really transform it based on his own imagination, and he is very considerate to make up for the appearance that he has not seen.
But if he is not good, he just transforms it, whether it is right or not is another matter.
And this old monkey is really a talent. He has lived for most of his life. I don’t believe that you have never seen a real fish. You are definitely playing a trick on your king! !
The World of Fox Spirit Matchmaker
“This transformation technique is really not commendable.” Tushan Rongrong’s mouth twitched. She had never seen such a strange-looking fish in her life, provided that this is really a fish.
In this way, I am afraid that when the real eccentrics come and see it, they will have to shout! Cousin, you are really handsome.
In other words, it is a curiosity! ! The fish does not look like a fish, and the monkey does not look like a monkey.
(There is an illustration in the lower right corner. Can I see if I can put the picture up?).
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