Chapter 261 Why is the Golden Cudgel So Wet?
【“I’ll be back soon.” Wukong said, and then he plunged into the turbulent river, and there was no movement for a long time. 】
【Then suddenly, a hand stretched out from the river, struggling and shouting: “Help!!”】
【“My king!” The old monkey couldn’t help but shout as Wukong’s raised hand floated farther and farther away. 】
“It’s good to be back soon, but I’m afraid you won’t be able to come back after you go. This scene seems a bit familiar!”
The people who saw this scene looked at each other, all stunned and then fell silent in an instant... You are not bad at swimming, you can’t swim at all! !
So your transformation is useless! ! The dignified Monkey King would not drown in the river before he could accomplish his mission? ! This way of dying is too fucked up…
Magic Mobile World
“It’s ridiculous! Although I’m not good at swimming, I won’t be drowned!” Wukong pursed his lips and explained to everyone with a somewhat excited look.
Although I’m not good at swimming, at least I know a water-avoiding formula before going into the water, so I won’t be drowned.
“Brother Monkey! I support you this time.” Bajie immediately followed suit.
After all, when his senior brother hadn’t learned magic, he dared to paddle a small raft across the ocean to learn from his master! How could he not know how to swim at all? !
【“Your Majesty!” At the same time, a shrimp soldier in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea reported to the Dragon King Ao Guang what he had discovered: “Today, when I was patrolling the sea to the source of Huaguo Mountain, I found a strange fish fainting in the water!”】
【“I don’t know what kind of monster it is, and I’ll catch it and show it to you, Your Majesty.”】
“Are you sure it’s a strange fish, not a monster?! The appearance that Wukong turned into can actually be considered a fish?!”
Everyone in other worlds was stunned. What’s with your shrimp soldier’s eyes? ! The strange creature that Wukong turned into can be considered a fish... If your eyesight is not good, just give it up, even the four-legged beast looks better than him.
Or do you mean that as long as there is a fish head, it will be treated as a fish. In addition to the fish head that looks like a fish, didn’t you notice that his four furry hands and feet are what fish can have! !
["Oh?!" Ao Guang folded his hands in front of him and walked out of the screen, also quite curious: "Show it up."]
[The shrimp soldier threw the package behind him heavily in front of him, and after opening his pocket, a wet monkey was lying on the ground. ]
[Dragon King Ao Guang felt that he was fooled, and complained loudly: "What a strange fish! Isn't this just a monkey that has been soaked?!"]
[The shrimp soldier scratched his head in confusion and said, "It didn't look like this when I first saw it."]
[At this time, Wukong also woke up, spit out about two kilograms of water from his mouth, then stood up and stroked his hair, posing with a proud look on his face: "I really came here as planned."]
[But Wukong hasn't discovered yet,He was posing in the wrong direction. 】
"Isn't your plan to turn into a fish and swim directly to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea? Now it's clear that you drowned and were rescued. Your plan ended at the beginning."
The people who knew what was going on felt embarrassed for the monkey who looked so proud. Drowning was not included in your plan... You almost drowned, so stop pretending!
No, you have a plan? ! Everyone realized at this time that they were almost led astray. Isn't it just going to the sea to find the Dragon Palace? This is not a plan at all, this is a plan! !
[Looking at the monkey posing in an unknown posture, Dragon King Ao Guang and Prime Minister Turtle were both shocked: "Oh my God! A person jumped out of the monkey."]
["Hey, little turtle, your head can stretch out again because you are scared." Ao Guang, who calmed down, found that his little turtle's neck had returned to its original state. 】
【“Look carefully. I am still a monkey, a monkey in clothes!” Wukong explained, then clasped his fists and saluted: “Seeing this lady’s extraordinary demeanor, she must be the Dragon King’s sister.”】
【Ao Guang said quietly: “I am the Dragon King.”】
【“Uh… the Dragon King is a woman?!” Wukong was stunned for a moment but didn’t care too much. He continued politely: “Sister Dragon King, I am the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain. I have heard that my virtuous neighbor has many magical tools. I must have extra tools, so I came to ask for one!”】
【Dragon King Ao Guang looked at the monkey in front of him and remembered what Xiao Jin Gang had said before: if a monkey comes to you to ask for it in the future, you should give it to him, and… don’t use it for personal use! 】
【“Who would use it for personal use!!” Dragon King Ao Guang covered his face with his hands, his face turned red, and he felt a little shy. 】
"When frightened, the turtle's neck stretched out. So Nezha's death was too unjust, and it should be too worthless!!"
"I didn't expect this monkey to be so polite. He called Sister Dragon King so naturally. He is quite worldly-wise."
"So, you still used it privately, right?! This expression is really easy to make people think wrongly."
No, no, calm down! ! At this time, we should use the reverse routine to understand... This is the conclusion that everyone has drawn after watching this world for so long. The more it looks like something is happening, the less likely it is.
So at this time, we should look at it the other way around. It should be that there is no private use! This video is just to make us misunderstand and think wrongly. After all, that is the dignified Dragon King of the East China Sea. No matter how we think about it, it is impossible to be like that.
At this time, everyone showed a very smart look, as if I have seen through you a long time ago, and I can't be fooled this time!
Even Tushan Rongrong from Fox Spirit Matchmaker's world thought so. After all, the Dragon King was a big monster, and it was not an exaggeration to call him a god. How could he do... well, there were some things she couldn't say.
World of 100,000 Bad Jokes
"It's just for private use, what's the big deal? It's just a weapon, you're too stingy." Athena said directlyThe shocking words startled the little King Kong who was said to be stingy.
Little King Kong said shyly: "Big sister, do you know what it is used for private use?"
Athena looked like an idiot: "What else can it be used for? Since it is called Ruyi Jingu Bang, of course it is usually used as a rolling pin, to clear the kitchen drain, etc."
Little King Kong sighed, leaned close to Athena's ear and started whispering... After a long time, Little King Kong was slapped away by Athena.
"Rogue! Pervert! Dirty!!" Athena's face turned red, and she cleared out all the curse words in her mind.
It turns out that it can be used privately like this. This day! Athena finally grew up.
[“Since we are neighbors, little turtle, go pick a good weapon from the treasury.” The Dragon King’s eyes condensed, thinking to himself that it would be better to just give him a good weapon, which would also be an explanation to Brother King Kong. ]
[Soon, the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea was shaken, and three Yakshas were seen carrying a painted pole Fang Tian Ji with difficulty! Every step they took caused the ground to collapse and shatter, causing the Dragon Palace to shake. ]
[“Painted pole Fang Tian Ji, limited edition collector’s edition. Made of black iron, weighing 7,200 kilograms! It will break rocks and cast iron! Free shipping in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai. Please try it. Can you lift it?” Prime Minister Turtle explained to Wukong. ]
“Good fellow, no wonder Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai are free shipping, isn’t this right next to your East China Sea?! You never send anything farther away.”
The corners of the mouths of people in other worlds twitched at this moment, it turned out that the Dragon Palace was also engaged in arms business! No wonder he is so rich and famous.
It is a limited edition collector's edition. It must be from LV or Baleno. People in other worlds are reminded of the queen wearing a branded broom.
After all, LV even makes brooms. It is not ruled out that they are not in the arms business. Maybe this limited edition collector's edition of the painted pole Fang Tian Ji is produced by them!
But I have to say that this is really wild!
[Wukong pulled up the 7,200-jin painted pole Fang Tian Ji with one hand, which scared Prime Minister Turtle. ]
[Then Wukong danced with one hand quite freely, and even threw it up with both hands, bit it directly with his teeth, turned his head and swung it, and accidentally threw it out. 】
[At this time, outside the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, a spaceship was sailing in the sea: "Hahaha! The stupid earthlings would never think that we would launch an attack from the sea."]
["This time, let's just wipe out all the earthlings. Revenge for our brother!" Inside the spaceship, a group of aliens who looked very much like King Frieza were discussing countermeasures with great pride.]
["Hehe! That's right, my dear brother! Die, earthlings! Haha"]
[At this time, the Fang Tian Ji thrown away by Wukong pierced into the spaceship, and the spaceship exploded directly, raising a small wave on the sea. In this way, Sun Wukong saved the earth again.]
"ThisThe ingredients are too complicated... I'm speechless. You are Cooler, the elder brother of Frieza. You've landed your spaceship on the wrong set! ! "
Everyone was stunned. Why would a spaceship appear in an oriental myth? And this monkey is not the Monkey King. He can't make a "Ha-Me-Ha-Me-Ha" sound! The enemy you're looking for is on the next set.
"In a sense, it seems that you didn't go wrong. After all, didn't Bodhi Patriarch's first book of skills say that you can practice Super Saiyan Monkey 3? ! He's going to be beaten to death. ”
When everyone thought about it, they felt that it made sense! It seemed that they had not gone wrong.
However, everyone was silent as they watched the spaceship explode... Your death was too unfair, after all, you were the brother of King Frieza, and you died in an accident like this, is it appropriate?!
Super Seminary: The World of Heroes (To read the novel, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
"Look, this is the consequence of aliens with bad intentions coming to Earth." Although Sun Wukong didn't know who the person in the spaceship was?! But it was not difficult to tell from his appearance that he was an alien from another planet.
I didn't expect that he would save the Earth from crisis by accident. I can only say that he is worthy of being... uh, the Goku of another world!
Under One Person World
"Frieza's elder brother... You said that you are running in this world for no reason, isn't this a way to die? ! "Zhang Chulan's acceptance ability has obviously improved, and he has a strong acceptance of the characters that appear from time to time.
However, in this era of gods flying all over the sky, you said you want to destroy the earth?! Don't be ridiculous, it's better to go back and fight with the God of Destruction Beerus.
["It's too light, too light to be handy, good Dragon King, good sister. I use few weapons. Don't lie to me. Just this, and you still use good weapons? ! ”]
["You are too strong." Dragon King Ao Guang immediately retorted: "I haven't blamed you for breaking my roof, but you blame me first. Forget it, little turtle! Go get another good weapon."]
[Prime Minister Turtle hesitated for a moment and stepped forward: "My king, that is already our heaviest and best weapon!"]
["Huh? ! "This scared Ao Guang, thinking that the heaviest weapon in my Great East Sea is too light. Except for that treasure, there is no other weapon in the world that this monkey with super strength can use!】
[Is this the reason why Brother King Kong specifically told me?][]
[Ao Guang thought of this, then turned to Wukong and said, "Monkey, I have another treasure, called Dinghai Shenzhen! I put it in the back garden, you come with me."]
[When they arrived at the back garden, Ao Guang 887 touched the mechanism next to him, and the entire seabed began to vibrate. A huge golden hoop slowly rose from the ground, but... there seemed to be some unknown liquid on the top.]
["Sister Dragon King, is this the Dinghai Shenzhen you mentioned? Why does it look wet?" Wukong put his hand above his eyes and looked carefully.]
["Don't you have a water-proof in your Dragon Palace?Circle?"]
[Ao Guang was a little embarrassed and covered his face to argue: "After all, it's still the bottom of the sea, the air is a little humid. Ahaha!"]
"This..." The women in other worlds blushed.
The gentlemen who saw this scene naturally understood the reason, and began to look at the Dragon King Ao Guang with a gentleman's eye. He is really a hidden talent!! I didn't expect that he was an old driver...
After all, whose air is humid? It's only the front end that is wet, which is obviously private use. The unknown liquid on it is too obvious, Sister Dragon King!!
"It's over. After Wukong's image was ruined, now I can't look directly at the Dragon King... No wonder he refused to hand over the Dinghai Shenzhen no matter what. It turns out there is such a reason!"
The world of Fox Demon Little Matchmaker
"No wonder, it turns out that the air is humid. That's no wonder. "Only the clever Tushan Yaya believed this reason, but she didn't know that the Tushan Rongrong next to her had crashed, and the abacus in her hand fell to the ground at some point.
"I didn't expect to guess wrong... It turned out to be this private use." Tushan Rongrong's face flushed a little, and she couldn't figure it out no matter how hard she tried.
The Prequel to the Lotus Lantern
"Uh..." The Dragon King, who had been watching the fun, was speechless. Now he was eating the melon.
Originally, watching the screen was just a way for the Dragon King to kill time and have fun, but now it's great! It seems that he won't be able to leave the Dragon Palace for hundreds of years. Now he doesn't know how the people in the three realms see him.
The World of One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes
"Why are you reacting so strongly?!" Xiaoqing looked at Athena, who was blushing and covering her face with her hands, and Thor, who was barking continuously, with some confusion.
"Don't look at it, Xiaoqing, it's too early for you. "Xiao Jin Gang quickly reached out and covered Xiao Qing's eyes. He didn't want this old Si Ji to pollute Xiao Qing's pure eyes.
In another time period, Li Jing's anger towards Ao Guang forcing Xiao Zha Zha to death has subsided a little. Now, he has completely lost face, Sister Ao Guang!!
The fact is as he said. At this time, Ao Guang felt that he was dead in the society... At this moment, he was sitting on a chair with a gray body, like a staff of tomorrow, which has been burned out.
ps: I wanted to finish the monkey chapter in this chapter, but I think I can't write it down, so I'll end this chapter in the first half of the next chapter!
Then I will directly start the Fox Demon King Power and Wealth Chapter!.
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