Abnormal items

The incomprehensible question seemed so natural when it came out of Jie Zuo's mouth.

Lina didn't know whether a female duck was a chicken, but she also knew that Jie Zuo didn't really want to know the answer.

"Xie Zuozuo, why did you come to see me?" Lina asked.

"Didn't I get a batch of gold recently? I plan to give it to you..."

"Really?" Lina was a little surprised. Of course she didn't want the gold, she was just happy because Jie Zuo gave her a gift.

"...Sell it for me and exchange it for money." Jie Zuo finished the last sentence.

Lina looked a little disappointed, but she still readily agreed: "No problem, leave it to me."

"Then you can go get it from me another day." Jie Zuo scratched his head.

"Yeah." Lina nodded obediently.

After talking about the business, neither of them knew what to talk about anymore, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

The maid hid behind the door, cheering for her young lady: "Come on, what are you doing in the cold?"

"What about that, have you eaten?" Lina lowered her head and asked with a red face.

"No, how about we have dinner together..."

"That's great……"

"You thought I would say that, didn't you? Hehehehe!" Jie Zuo's expression was mean.

Lina's newly bloomed smile froze on her face: "Don't you want to eat with me?"

"of course not……"

"That's great..."

"Is this what you want me to answer? Hehehehe."

"You're so bad, can you stop breathing so heavily when you talk!" Lina swung her pink fist and hit Jie Zuo's chest.

In Xie Zuo's eyes, Lina's fist got closer and closer, and then hit his chest. He could even hear a "click".

Even his breathing was stagnated, and Jie Zuo even felt like he couldn't breathe.

"You are good or bad, you are good or bad, you are good or bad..." Lina's pink fists fell like raindrops, and Jie Zuo's chest was like a drum that was about to be hammered.

"Dong dong clang, dong dong clang, dong dong clang, dong dong clang..."

"It's terrible, I actually hit the rhythm." Jie Zuo thought to himself, rolling his eyes.

When he felt that he was about to go straight to Tianzhu to obtain the true scripture, Jie Zuo grabbed Lina's hand in time: "Cough cough cough... don't smash it... it's deflated..."

"Hmph, who told you to play tricks on others?" Lina turned around like a baby.

Jie Zuo wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: "What, what are you going to eat for dinner? If it doesn't taste good, I won't keep it."

"Don't worry." Lina turned back and smiled gently at Jie Zuo, then jumped up and asked someone to prepare dinner.

Jie Zuo looked at Lina's youthful back: "What a cute girl."

"Ahem..." Putting down the hand covering his mouth, Jie Zuo looked at the blood on his palm: "Even the hand is too strong..."

Then everything went dark...

By the time Jie Zuo was woken up again, it was already very late.

The maid led Xie Zuo to the restaurant, which was already ready.

In the center of the restaurant, there is a rectangular dining table four to five meters long, filled with candles.

The floor of the restaurant is also covered with a layer of rose petals, and the lighting is dimmed.

Lina sat at the other end of the dining table, wearing a white skirt, which could be seen to be carefully dressed.

Jie Zuo sat carelessly opposite Lina: "Well, let's have dinner."

Lina nodded shyly, the maid clapped her hands, and several handsome guys in chef uniforms lined up, placed the covered plates in front of Lina and Xie Zuo, and then opened them for them.

The food was exquisite, and there were knives and forks on the table.

"Waiter, can you get me a pair of chopsticks?" Jie Zuo fiddled with the knife and fork for a while and said to the maid standing aside.

The maid winked at the chef on the side. The chef immediately understood and helped Jie Zuo get a pair of chopsticks.

"Jie Zuozuo, this is our first time eating." Lina shook the goblet, not daring to look at Jie Zuo.

"No, when we were at the Rest Hospital, didn't we always eat in the cafeteria together?" Jie Zuo took a sip of wine, wondering what was so good about it.

"That doesn't count." Lina said coquettishly.

Jie Zuo shrugged, and then said to the maid: "Can you get me a jar of Lei Bi, I will mix it with the wine."

"You mix more than 10,000 yuan of red wine into a drink?" The maid was shocked and couldn't help but speak out.

"Huh? Can't you do that?" Jie Zuo felt a little regretful. Red wine mixed with leibi tasted good.

Lina gave the maid a wild wink, and the maid had no choice but to go get it.

Neither of them spoke much during the first course. When the second course came, Jie Zuo made another request to the maid: "Can you get me a chainsaw?"

"What do you want a chainsaw for?" the maid asked Jie Zuo with wide eyes.

"Saw cowboy bones!" Xie Zuo said naturally.

The maid sighed and found a new chainsaw for Xie Zuo.

"Can I get a chisel?"

"Can I get a crowbar?"

"Can I get a fusion knife?"

"Get a gun, please?"

…………

Lina, who originally planned to communicate her feelings with Xie Zuo at the dinner table, was disappointed. She spent the entire meal watching how Jie Zuo used weird props to deal with food.

The maid didn't stand still at all and kept bringing all kinds of strange things to Jie Zuo.

After finishing the last dish, Xie Zuo elegantly picked up the tablecloth and wiped his mouth: "I'm full."

The maid looked at the dining table covered with bullet holes, cracks, and charcoal in disbelief. Perhaps the table would not have imagined that one day it would experience this.

"By the way, do you have a tank here?" Jie Zuo asked after wiping his mouth.

"What are you going to do?" The maid was a little frightened - did he still want to blow up the table?

"Nothing, I just want to let off a salute after dinner." Jie Zuo waved his hand nonchalantly.

The maid looked at Lina, who almost couldn't lift her waist with laughter.

Sighing, the maid replied helplessly: "Yes."

"Where's the plane?"

"have."

"Where's the helicopter?"

"have."

"Where's the altar?"

"Also...huh?"

"Ding Dong~~" Lina, who was sitting opposite, dropped the knife and fork in her hand to the ground.

"What do you mean?" The maid's expression became serious.

"It's not interesting, just ask." Jie Zuo scratched his head, then stood up and left the restaurant.

Lina's body was frozen in her seat, and she didn't even get up to follow.

Jie Zuo came to the bedroom on his own and called to the lantern: "God of the lantern, do you really feel the altar?"

"Yes, and it was activated not long ago." Deng Ying's answer was very calm.

Xie Zuo put his hands behind his head: "None of my business.

But it’s a miracle that this world can survive..."

Late at night, a vague figure walked into Xie Zuo's bedroom.

Jie Zuo noticed it, and then retracted his feet into the quilt: "It is a rule of the ghost world that you cannot attack humans under the quilt!"

“Pfft~~”

"It's me, Lina." Lina called out.

"Hey, hey, does my virginity end today!" Jie Zuochao said loudly to himself.

Lina was a little embarrassed: "I hate it!" Then she punched the quilt with her fist.

"Pfft~~" This time it was Jie Zuo, touching his chest that was almost flattened. Jie Zuo instantly entered the sage time.

"Donor, in the dead of night, you'd better ask me to come back. The poor monk has to go to the West tomorrow morning!"

After Jie Zuo finished speaking, he suddenly heard sobbing, and then his lips felt warm and soft, and they receded at the touch.

Before Jie Zuo could react, Lina fled the room like a frightened deer.

"Huh? Huh!!!!!!"