Abnormal items

Lina left, and Jie Zuo really couldn't sleep. He tossed and turned to feel the shocking kiss just now, but it was a pity that he didn't have a quick kiss just now, so Lina ran away.

"No! I must return it!" Jie Zuochao said loudly to himself.

Dengying sneered at this - if you want to take advantage, just say so, there is no need to make excuses for yourself

Jie Zuo, who had nothing to do, opened his diary and started writing in it.

Weather: Remove one high-temperature layer and then remove one low-temperature layer, and it can barely be considered a sunny day.

My name is Jie Zuo, also known as Jie Zuo Zuo. I am the overlord of Bize City, the Ghost Hammer of Anthropology Hospital, the guardian of the treasures of the ancient city, and the machine lord in the abyss.

But these are all false names. Today I am just an ordinary passerby.

The streets of Bize City are still so quiet and peaceful. A few big men who "buy for zero yuan" are mingling with the police. The games they play are too exciting and not suitable for my gentle self.

There was another gunshot not far away, and I knew that was called freedom.

An old man fell down on the roadside and there was no one to help him. In a humanitarian spirit, I planned to take a photo and send it to the newspaper to condemn this behavior.

An uncle next to me saw it and asked me angrily why I still had time to take pictures and why I didn’t help me.

The uncle tried to kidnap me morally, but returned in anger after knowing that I had no morals.

While I was holding a sword, a spear, a halberd, an ax and ax, a hook and a fork, a sickle, a hammer, a whip, a mace, and a shooting star, with rivets, with blades, with ropes, with chains, with hooks, When I was walking down the street in a polite manner, the police suddenly recognized me.

"stop!"

"question mark."

"What's the question mark? I told you to stop!" The policeman was very angry and took out his pistol and pointed it at me.

"When I typed the question mark, it wasn't that I had a problem, it was that I thought there was something wrong with you, asshole!!" I yelled.

"Click" the pistol was loaded, and the cold barrel pressed against my head.

"Isn't that right? Sir, are you going to be killed?" I questioned the police.

"What's your name? Why are you carrying a bunch of cold weapons?" The policeman pressed my head firmly.

"I carry swords, spears, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, sickles, clubs, whips, maces, hammers, and shooting stars, with rivets, with blades, with ropes, with chains, with hooks. Those who wear eyebrow thorns mainly do it to show off their arsenal of cold weapons."

"Are you a direct disciple of Master Guo?" the policeman asked me strangely.

I don't know how he came to this conclusion, but I don't hate it.

"Wait a minute, turn around and look at me." The police suddenly seemed to have discovered something and asked me to turn around.

I! The first tyrant of Bize City, the Ghost Hammer of the Rest Hospital, the guardian of the treasures of the ancient city, and the machine lord in the abyss.

Of course, people wouldn't shout casually, but the barrel of the gun was too cold.

I turned around and faced the policeman. The policeman seemed to be swayed by my momentum and said to me with a panicked face: "Don't leave! I've caught you!"

It didn’t take long, and more police officers came to pay their respects to my body (Huh? Isn’t it wrong to write this like this? Forget it, never mind.)

The policemen were all shocked that there was such an imposing person, and they all whispered to me: "Yes! This is the kid who ran into the school in the middle of the night!"

"Tell me, why did you go to school in the middle of the night and scribble on the students' homework!"

The policemen pointed their guns at me in a friendly manner.

"Do you really want to say it?" I was a little shy.

"You must say it!" the policemen said in unison.

"Oh~~" I sighed deeply: "That's because..."

"I criticize drug addicts!"

"Wha...what?" The policeman was shocked.

"I got addicted to correcting homework, so I secretly sneaked into school to correct homework."

"Are you crazy?"

As expected of a policeman from Bize City, he recognized my true identity at a glance.

I had no choice but to confess to them: "Hey, hey, yes, I am a madman, and I have a doctor's certificate!"

The police still let me go because they didn’t know what crime to charge me with, but they confiscated my swords, guns, halberds, axes, axes, hooks and forks, sickles and sticks, whips, maces and hammers, kidnappers and meteors, all with rivets. Weapons with blades, swords, chains, hooks, and thorns.

Being so light, I continued to wander around the city of Bize, and before I knew it, I came to the gymnasium.

A track and field competition is being held in the gymnasium.

"I declare that the four-by-one hundred is officially started!" the referee shouted.

I think I'm ready too.

"Pa~~" Following the sound of the starting gun, I quickly came up with the answer: "It's equal to four hundred!"

Shock! I broke the four times one hundred record in two seconds.

People were so shocked that they kicked me out of the stadium.

There is really no competitive spirit!

I suddenly remembered that the fortune teller told me that I would have as much money as I wanted in the future, and he was right.

I looked at the twelve and a half dollars in my hand. I only had this much for today, and I would look at it tomorrow.

It's getting late and I should buy lottery tickets. I buy one every day.

But today I didn’t want to go to the lottery station, so I took out two yuan and tore it into pieces on the street.

It was still early, so I decided to go to the zoo. I have been in Bize City for so long, but I have never been to the zoo before.

The zoo in Bize City is known as the most realistic zoo.

I didn't believe it at first, but when I faced a skinny tiger, I realized they were right.

You see, even the hungry state of the tiger in nature is shown, but why is there no fence?

The tiger chases me and I run.

At this moment, a bright idea flashed through my mind like lightning.

With lightning speed, I knelt down in front of the tiger.

Shouting: "Dad! I am your long-lost son!"

The tiger left. After all, tigers are poisonous and do not eat their seeds. It was definitely not because of a few gun-toting tourists behind me who pointed their guns at the tiger.

The fulfilling day passed quickly, and sleep came over me at night. I took out the gun from under the pillow and fought the sleep for three hundred rounds. In the end, I won. When I saw Qi Zhu with dark circles under my eyes the next day, she was all for me. I admired my bravery and supervised my taking medicine.

Ah, what a wonderful day!

over

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Xie Zuo closed the diary. Even though he was at Lina's house, he still had to keep writing in the diary, even though he had never done anything in the diary.

But who stipulates that the diary must write about what you have done.

Diary, isn’t it just daily jotting!

Ever since he wrote the diary, Jie Zuo has been eager for others to take a peek, but except for the people in the Tower of Babel who are interested, no one around him is interested.

Moreover, after people from the Tower of Babel took a peek once, they never came to take a peek again, which made Jie Zuo sad for a while.

Unknowingly, Jie Zuo fell asleep...