About the matter of the hero being a potato for a thousand years and the world being destroyed. Author: Ah Zhe
Liu Ji was summoned to another world as a hero.
But his luck seemed to be bad, and he fell into the uninhabited wilderness.
Without the ability to survive in the wild, he turned into a potato to survive.
A potato growing in the wild.
Every day, it performs photosynthesis while absorbing nutrients from the earth.
Absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, gathering the essence of all things.
Then, it stayed in the soil for thousands of years.
As a result, because there was no hero, this unfortunate world was successfully destroyed.
Extra: Ya Yin's first private tutoring
Pre-reminder: This chapter is an extra chapter, which has almost no connection with the main story. The character's personality will also be slightly different due to different experiences, and the author is likely to let himself go throughout the whole process. Brothers with limited psychological tolerance are requested to watch it at their discretion!
Today is the first day that Ya Yin became a private tutor.
As a college student with a height of only 1.4 meters, Ya Yin has always been treated as a child by classmates and friends.
This feeling...
Well, it's pretty good. After all, I can get a lot of snacks and always receive some extra care.
It's just that when I bring food to the dormitory, I always get a children's meal.
But anyway!
Today is different!
From today on, Yayin is a formal private tutor!
When she thought that students would call her teacher in the future, Yayin couldn't help but puff up her little bear candy, no, little chest.
It feels like she's walking with the wind!
At least, on the way to the student's house, Yayin did think so...
But...
"Hello, my name is Liu Ji."
A brief self-introduction was written in neutral pen on the smooth whiteboard, and the person holding the whiteboard...
Yayin closed her eyes, and opened them again as if she was about to open her Sharingan, and looked at the object holding the whiteboard.
Hmm...
Yellow.
Round.
It's still rough on top.
No matter how you look at it, it's just a potato.
"What the hell, why would a potato hire a tutor?" Yayin hugged her head with a look of doubt on her face.
Was she mentally ill?
Potatoes can actually move? Can they write? Can they hire a tutor? Is this reasonable?
Wait, I seem to have seen news on the news before that some vegetables became spirits due to the influence of nuclear radiation. Could it be that I have encountered this?
Just as Yayin was thinking about it, the potato turned his body to look at her, then put down the whiteboard and wrote a new string of content on it: "What's wrong, teacher? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
Yayin looked at the string of words and was stunned for a moment, then quickly put on a business smile: "Ah, no, no, nothing, I'm fine..."
As she spoke, her eyes unconsciously drifted to the whiteboard.
Teacher...
Although he was a potato, the other party really called her teacher...
It feels like it's not bad?
Anyway, it's a job, as long as you get paid, it doesn't matter what the students are like!
Thinking of this, Yayin cleared her throat, sat up straighter, and asked with a smile: "Well, Liu Ji, right? So what subject do you want to take tutoring?"
The potato heard it and quickly put down the board, quickly wiped off the content on it, and wrote two big words:
"Magic!"
Yayin's smile froze on her face.
"Magic...magic?" She asked tremblingly, "This, isn't..."
Seeing Yayin's hesitation, the potato thought about it, put the board down again, and added a few words:
"Cultivating immortals is also OK!"
Yayin blinked, rubbed her temples with her hands, pondered for a moment, and asked tentatively: "Hey, Liu Ji, this magic and cultivation, where did you see it?"
The potato blinked, reached out from behind, and took out a mobile phone from somewhere, and held it in front of Yayin.
There were five big words on the mobile phone.
"Hedgehog Cat Reading".
Yayin slapped herself on the forehead.
Who on earth gave this potato novels to read!
Just as Yayin was thinking this, there was a knock on the door.
"Teacher Yayin? I've run out of tea, can you come in?"
"Ah! Of course, please come in!" Yayin said hurriedly.
With a click, the door opened, and a giant green bear appeared at the door of the room.
"Oh, hello, teacher, this is tea," the giant bear spoke in human language, and pushed a plate with a cup of lemon black tea on it with its fluffy paws.
Yayin was petrified on the spot.
What is this! ?
A bear that has been exposed to nuclear radiation! ?
Seeing that Yain didn't respond for a long time, the giant bear was a little confused, tilted his head, and asked: "Teacher, what's wrong with you? Did my son cause you trouble?"
When Yain heard the word teacher, she immediately came back to her senses, smiled and shook her head, waved her hands and said: "No! No, no! He is very good!"
"That's right! I am very good!"
Potato also raised a sign to protest.
"Oh, that's my misunderstanding, sorry teacher," the giant bear said, retracting his claws, "Then I won't bother you, come on."
With that, the giant bear closed the door and left.
Looking at the closed door, Yain was stunned for a while before bringing the cup of lemon black tea over.
Take a gentle sip.
Well, just normal lemon black tea.
Hell, it's probably the only normal thing in this house.
Just when Yayin was stunned, she felt something poke her leg.
She looked down and found that the potato had come to her side at some point, holding the sign in his hand high.
The sign read: "Teacher, can't I learn magic?"
"Well, ha, how should I put it?" Yayin smiled, just about to explain to Tudou that there is actually no magic in this world.
There is no cultivation.
Not even Ultraman...
However, looking at the round little eyes of the potato and the bright word "teacher" on the sign, I didn't know why I couldn't say the words when it came to my mouth.
"By the way, he's just a piece of potato," Yain suddenly thought.
If he were a person, as a teacher, of course he should tell him that there is no magic in this world, and he should learn foreign languages now, but...
He is just a piece of potato!
If it's just a pile of potatoes...even if you really learn "magic", maybe it won't matter, right?
After swallowing, Yayin actually said, "Then... how could it be possible? You want to learn magic, right? Let's learn magic today... Uh, let me think about it. Let's learn it first." What do you think of a fire magic?"
"I'll look for it, I remembered to bring a magnifying glass..."
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Coming out of the door of the unit building, Yayin let out a long sigh.
She never expected that on her first day as a tutor, she would actually teach students "magic" for a whole day.
It made her feel as if she had been a liar all day long.
"Ha...otherwise, let's find another family to teach her," Ya Yin thought unconsciously.
Although the other party is just a pile of potatoes, teaching the other party magic that does not exist is really...
Tsk…
Thinking of this, Yayin sighed again.
At this moment, Yayin suddenly heard rhythmic knocking coming from the upstairs behind her.
She looked up and found that the potato was standing on the balcony waving to her.
In the potato's hand, he was holding a magnifying glass in one hand and a piece of white paper with a hole burned out in the other hand.
He waved the white paper in his hand with excitement on his face, as if he was showing off his "magic" learning results.
Ya Yin looked at his happy look, and for some reason, she also laughed unconsciously.
She suddenly felt that teaching "magic" wasn't that bad after all...
Maybe I don't have to worry about teaching him wrongly. As long as he grows up, he will naturally understand that magic does not actually exist.
But this memory of learning magic...
She looked at the smile on Tudou's face.
"Well, okay, let's finish the semester first," she thought, and waved at the potato.
"Then see you next time in class, Little Potato, let me think about what other 'magic' I can teach you..."
1.Why did it become a potato?
Liu Ji turned into a potato.
Here's the thing.
Liu Ji was once an ordinary college student. Due to the inhumane torture of the advanced mathematics exam, he fell into a trance on the way to look for food outside the school. A large delivery truck from another world successfully picked up the order and sent him away directly.
Then Liu Ji was sent to another world.
When he first arrived in another world, he was not actually a potato.
At that time, he was still a human being, although he was an unlucky guy living in the wilderness.
Normally, when traveling to another world, one should either end up on the edge of a village or a town, or end up in some ghostly place like a monster's lair, or be directly summoned as a hero, but Liu Ji does not belong to any of the above. In this case, he simply fell into the wilderness.
At that time, Liu Ji didn't realize that he had fallen into a different world. Although he didn't know what happened, he started looking for the sound of water based on the sound, and planned to go downstream along the stream, maybe he could encounter it. There are villages and towns.
After all, humans have always tended to develop settlements near water sources.
But Liu Ji forgot one thing.
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