Abyss Express

What are thirteen-year-olds doing in this day and age?

Xueming didn't know——

——But he can remember the school life more than ten years ago.

It was an impoverished middle school in Pingyang County near the air force in the suburbs. Every morning, I got up at 6:15, went for a slow run on the playground, and then went to the cafeteria to get a bowl of rice noodles for breakfast. Immediately afterwards, they began to watch, much like the alarm mechanism of the lemur population——

——Several students from the front and back will take out thick novels from under the desks to spend the boring time of morning self-study, while Xue Ming keeps an eye on the front and back gates. Monkey as an early warning, so that the deposit left in the book rental store will not be taken away by the teacher.

He remembered that there was a rich man who was not afraid of the teacher's collection of books, because this guy had already owned high-end goods like MP4, his family was rich, his parents were well-connected, and he was also the object of the teacher's favor. He had the top ten singers on campus in middle school. Waiting for the right to choose a spouse freely, can be called a puppy love school bully.

Leaving these things aside, Xue Ming didn't have much expectations for the brats in Galahad today. He just hoped that there wouldn't be a few gunfight kings.

This young teacher with no teaching experience had already sorted out the teaching materials and headed to Class 78.

In order to find some young people who had been buried in the soil long ago, with grass growing up to their waists, Xue Ming asked someone to buy a tape player, but unlike Mr. Victor’s Walkman, Sony’s high-end products cost more than 1,000 to this day Well, that wasn't his junior high school life, it was a noble oriental import that was rarely seen among rich buddies.

Teacher Tao Zhe, who sang commercial songs for Sprite when he was a child, came out of the tape player again and sang "Find Yourself".

Xueming took out the earphones, and said hello to the little assistant teacher A Xing who had just caught up in the podium of the dormitory next door.

Ah Xing didn't say anything after receiving the earphones, and put his hands in his pockets to deal with Brother Ming's lack of altitude. The two of them, one big and one small, walked into the classroom shaking their heads.

The gunsmith teacher and A Xing's assistant teacher just stood on the podium——

——The two brothers froze immediately.

Because the scene cannot be described as chaos, it is at least a group of demons dancing wildly.

The only good thing is that these fifty-five babies are all there, and they are all wearing school uniforms.

Unfortunately, in order to get closer to the students, Xue Ming deliberately didn't wear formal clothes, and asked Ah Xing to dress casually.

Our hero chose a very sunny, almost cute headless beige sweater, and his pants looked fat. His height of 172 centimeters was relatively short among this group of overnourished children.

Meteor even let himself go, wearing pink rabbit head fluffy pajamas in the freezing weather.

The babies in the two rows in front bowed their heads and played with their mobile phones. They were passionately greeting each other's parents in the world of Glory of Kings, or trying to become each other's parents.

Several hungry ghosts in the classroom are still eating breakfast, and the book base has become a protective wall, which is used as a bunker to defend against chalk heads, experienced fighters.

The last row is close to the blackboard newspaper and the garbage dump, and the window is the absolute protagonist. There is indeed a wild boy in the protagonist's appearance. He just celebrated his birthday with a beautiful female classmate, and the cake is still in the girl's hand. .

Xueming yelled, "Let's go to class!"

Everyone didn't respond.

Meteor yelled, "Class is over!"

Everyone still didn't respond, looking at the eyes of the two brothers was like seeing a very rare species. Compared with other teachers who are serious and serious, Brother Ming and A Xing are really close to the people.

Meteor seemed to be infected by the lively atmosphere of the students, and kept giggling.

He saw the young couple at the end of the classroom, the girl rubbed the cream on the face of the handsome boy with her bare hands, and immediately laughed out loud at this kind of prank.

Until the girl came up and licked the dessert off the boy's face——

— Meteor stopped laughing. Involuntarily started EMO.

The smile didn't disappear, it just moved to Xueming's face.

Meteor: "Brother Ming, are you not angry?"

Xue Ming just smiled and asked, "What were we doing when we were thirteen?"

These words made Ah Xing speechless, just waiting for Xue Ming's next move.

They are here to be teachers, and they can bond with the children in the atmosphere, if they don't have a lot of hard work, it is estimated that they will bond physically.

Xue Ming didn't say a word, thinking in his heart——

——Since shouting with your mouth is useless, let's do it.

He picked up a box of chalk from the podium and just pulled out a stick of ammunition.

Neat piles of books and trenches have been built, and the barriers of thought seem to be invincible. These little cuties have long been baptized by other teachers, and they are veterans who have experienced many battles.

Listen to the chalk bursting into the air, splashing into pieces of fly ash and dust.

Counting from left to right, Xue Ming hit them one by one. The fragile chalk pole hit the thick book base and immediately shattered into rock fragments. Just one glance makes the tip of the pen groan and hurt.

It was the turn of the male protagonist in the last row. The kid had the advantage of distance, and he was quick-witted and quick-witted. He grabbed the hidden weapon thrown by the teacher and smiled charmingly—the evil smile here really made him look like a dragon king with a crooked mouth.

Xue Ming grabbed three pieces of chalk and threw them at the same time.

The male protagonist moved his hands together to catch them all, and there was a bit of provocation in his eyes.

Xue Ming clapped his hands clean, as if applauding this prickly head.

The boy immediately held up the booty in his hand and yelled loudly: "Hey! How is it? No move?"

Before he finished speaking, the little girlfriend next to him was disheveled, a few candles made of chalk were added to the cake, her hair and body were covered with white ashes, and she didn't have a good face. Seeing the male partner's triumphant look, she silently retreated to her seat.

At this time, the smile did not disappear——

——It just came to the face of the classmate sitting next to me.

"I don't have any other requirements." Xue Ming said to the students with a straight face, "First of all, you are not allowed to eat during class time, especially snail noodles."

"Second point, you are not allowed to fall in love."

"Third point, listen to me."

"If you can't do these three points, you won't get credits."

The originally noisy classroom became quiet.

Xueming shouted loudly: "Did you hear that!"

There were sparse responses from the audience.

Xue Ming: "Empty the desktop!"

The sound of flicking through the pages of books resounded from the audience.

After more than a minute, the students were all ready.

Xue Ming opened the roster, "Start roll call."

The link about the report was very fast, and the reflex nerves of these post-zeros had obvious advantages compared with the children on the surface.

Most of them are descendants of psykers, even if they come from ordinary families, they still have extraordinary psychic talents.

But just the roll call stumped Mr. Xueming——

——Because there are five astral hybrids in class 78, that is, descendants of disaster beasts, who are astral people who do not understand the language.

The fifth place in the second row is a child of the bear tribe, who sat there to occupy the seats of two people. If Meteor hadn't read the student introduction on the roster, he would have thought that there was an overage transfer student.

The third in the second row is a crocodile hybrid. The school uniform on his body has many cracks drawn by scales, but he can be seen in human form. His head is bald and hairless, and his pair of yellow eyes are scary. His face is always full of health. With a smile, the two jaws almost spread to the base of the ears.

The fifth place in the third row was a raven-type arakkoa, who was also the lycanthropist Tangning had seen in the novice missions.

The fourth in the third row is the groundhog, who sits at the same table with the owl species. The two have a tacit understanding. Just like their ecological cooperation in nature, the groundhog brother often keeps watch for the burrowing owl.

These five astral world hybrids all speak the dialect of their hometown, which is a very small language, and there are many slang words, the pronunciation is related to their mouthpiece organs, it is difficult for Homo sapiens to imitate and learn.

That scene made Ah Xing's eyes straight——

"—Be sober!" Xue Ming grabbed the assistant's rabbit ears and squeezed them.

Meteor immediately explained: "Brother Ming! Brother Ming, I can sign! I have learned sign language before!"

Xue Ming turned his head and looked at the cuties from the star realm, "Do they understand?"

Meteor immediately began to conquer his limbs, and posed a few poses with the fifth brother Xiong in the second row.

Brother Xiong immediately stood up, growled and raised his hand.

Meteor smiled and said, "Look! He understood! I called his name! He answered immediately!"

Xue Ming: "Is there still such an operation?"

At this time Daniel came out to make a rescue.

"Mr. Gunsmith! These astral people can understand sign language. Because the vocal organs are different, although our language pedigree is difficult for them to learn, but the body language is common-they also have human genes, and their brains are fine. .”

"Then let me introduce you." Xueming said while Meteor was making movements.

Xue Ming: "My name is Gunsmith."

Meteor immediately put on the posture of aiming the gun, and then took out a bottle of ketchup from his pajamas and shook it vigorously.

Xueming looked at Meteor and didn't speak for a long time.

Meteor: "That's right. There are guns and sauces. Gunsmith is a rare compound word! It's hard to translate!"

Xue Ming spread his hands and introduced: "This is my teaching assistant, his name is Bu Liuxing."

Meteor immediately stepped on the table of the students in the front row, showing off his tendons, and made a strange cry from his mouth.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh bang!"

He howled with his two little claws, and made a posture of falling to the ground and sticking out his tongue.

Daniel wanted to say something, but couldn't.

Xueming also wanted to say something, probably because he could understand the abstract sign language of Meteor saying that asteroids destroyed dinosaurs. Although he had seen the big work done by Leziren many times, it still gave him a little crazy shock.

Meteor: "How about Brother Ming? How about it? Am I amazing?"

Xueming: "Wow."

Closer to home, Xue Ming and the students continued.

"I believe you have also received the notice."

Meteor, gesticulating with the little carrier pigeon, rushed all the way in from the door, and turned into the original text of the bilingual letter of appointment on the blackboard.

Xue Ming: "I am your knight combat skill"

Before the words fell, A Ming felt his right hand sinking, and there was an extra iron knight light sword in his hand, which was placed on A Xing's shoulder. A Xing knelt on one knee and received the title piously.

Xue Ming: "Knight combat skills, magic defense class teacher."

In the blink of an eye, Daniel was dragged to the podium by the meteor, one of them was holding an iron knight's hammer and club, and the other was fighting fiercely with a light sword.

Xue Ming said a few more words.

"You don't need to use sign language to capture students as stage props, do you?"

Meteor: "Just say it's useful or not."

Xueming: "Wow."

After such a translation, the children were smiling from ear to ear. His eyes also moved away from the phone and focused on the two teachers.

"I know you're definitely not going to accept me." Xue Ming then acted emotionally and rationally: "I also just came to Galahad, so let me tell you something real."

Meteor's hands are compared to X, which means that these are all nonsense, and there is no need to listen carefully.

Xue Ming: "Learning this course well will definitely bring you a lot of help. In the future, you will always meet some vicious gangsters in your life. At this time, what I teach will come in handy."

Meteor started to jump, kicked a few sharply, followed by a backflip, and let out a strange roar of Bruce Lee.

Xue Ming: "You must have heard the name of the Mad Butterfly Sacred Sect."

Meteor leaned on the wall and stood upside down——

——Because the crazy butterfly awarded to the small blood church is also a symbol of the inverted cross, the antichrist's sense of religious ritual is sufficient.

When the children in the audience heard the name of the Mad Butterfly Sacred Church, their expressions became serious. To them, it was like the demons in fairy tales are real. Their parents must have told the children about these things .

"It's like the Blood Bat Rose Sect." Xue Ming said seriously, "It's a monster transformed with rat kidney cells and bat blood."

Meteor opened his mouth to reveal his short and pitiful canine teeth, pretending to be super fierce, hissing and screaming, opening his arms, and running back and forth in the classroom.

Xue Ming: "We Anonymous killed more than 300 people in one operation."

Meteor grabbed Brother Ming's hand, and the two of them shook their heads and fell unconscious.

Xue Ming: "Our leader is the eldest sister."

Meteor immediately got up, in a charming posture of scratching his head, posing, supporting his waist and sending his buttocks, using his fingers as guns, blowing out the smoke from the gun flames in his hands.

Immediately afterwards, he was so frightened by Brother Ming's fiery eyes that his body deformed, and he didn't dare to make any more fools.

Xue Ming: "The new King of War is also my relative. We use this technique to deal with the beasts, and the effect is very good."

Immediately afterwards, Meteor shrugged and laughed, calling the spirit body to turn into a madman by comparing four thumbs, and began to swing.

Xue Ming: "Today's first class is also the most basic mental method."

Hasben and Tangning have already experienced this method, but there are still some details that have not been explained. It is the most basic unrestricted fighting internal skill.

Before the words fell, Meteor ran out of the door——

——Amin thought the kid had gone to the bathroom at the time, so he didn't pay much attention.

The class of knight combat skills needs to be conducted outdoors, and there are very limited things that can be taught in the class. Xue Ming didn't care about the students from the astral world, so he continued to explain the basic things with other Homo sapiens children.

"Next, we will mention a key element from beginning to end, called the imaginary enemy, and we will call him a gangster."

"This set of techniques teaches how to deal with gangsters in various environments and keep our own lives and property safe. First is our own life, then the lives of relatives and friends, and finally we can keep property within our ability. According to this order, try to Destroy the enemy's combat power."

"The most important thing about the first lesson is..."

I haven't finished talking--

——The nose of the truck crashed into the front door of the classroom, smashed half of the podium, and almost scared the first row and the first row of students to pee.

Meteor jumped out of the car, as if the sign language show was on top.

"How?! Is it in time? Is the translation not in place?"

Teacher Xueming hugged the two children and hid beside the desk, staring at the meteor in disbelief.

"It's over the top! It's not yet this season! Am I like a teacher who teaches thirteen-year-olds to drive a dump truck and hit people?!"

Meteor: "Like"

Xueming: "."

Meteor: "Oh, it's not like that! You're not like that!"

The smile on Le Ziren's face disappeared, he was disappointed, he climbed into the car, put it in reverse gear and backed away.

Xueming sighed——

"Today, I will teach a very simple theory. It is to combine one's own essence and have a clear assessment of one's combat ability. I call this class [a bit of force in my heart] class."

As soon as Meteor entered the door, he wanted to do something.

Xue Ming immediately raised his hand and shouted to stop.

"Don't translate this sentence."

Meteor: "Why?"

Xueming: "How do you want to translate?"

Meteor: "Oh oh."