Abyss Express

At 7 o'clock the next morning, on the football lawn of the Great Baker Stadium, Teacher Xue Ming asked the students to wear basic protective gear and prepare to teach the first big class.

The mental exercise before was just an introduction, and these little babies were required to take a physical test to understand their own constitution. These things can be known at a glance under the calculation of the polarizing sextant. Today is the day to talk about the "Criminal Law". But before that, there is one more thing to explain.

Xue Ming: "A transfer student is coming to class today."

With that said, Meteor pushed Brother Qiang into the queue of children——

"—Isn't that good?" Liu Weiqiang looked embarrassed, wearing protective gear like other students, and fiddled with skirt armor and crotch pads in a very embarrassed way.

Xueming and Brother Qiang said, "Go to the last person in the second row and stand next to classmate Liu Xiaomin."

Brother Qiang: "This"

When the father came to his daughter, Xiao Min pursed her lips and had a weird smile on her face.

Meteor shook his head and said with a smile: "Rejuvenate men's prestige, start with fried fish and abuse dishes, hey Brother Qiang, don't be shy - you will suffer later."

At that time, Liu Weiqiang didn't quite understand what the meaning of "I have you in the back".

Until he saw the amiable gazes from the five astral hybrids in the same class, he seemed to understand Teacher Xueming's arrangement.

"I want to learn knight combat skills with these children?"

Xueming explained his intentions bluntly: "Protect your daughter and don't let her get hurt. The other students found good friends when they were divided into dormitories. Your family conditions are average, and Xiao Min also triggered the skill of being passive and out of gregarious. Our class has A lot of physical collisions and scuffles—as a waiter, you have some skills to protect your employer."

"Hi! It's just these kids." Brother Qiang said with a smile, "Didn't you arrange me here to bully the kids?"

Xueming went on to say: "One month later, all classes in the eighth grade group, from 13 to 21 years old, will learn knight combat skills."

Brother Qiang stopped laughing immediately, and it was hard for him to tense up when he heard the answer.

According to the development speed of children in the underground world, Hasben joined the logistics department of Guangling Zhixi at the age of sixteen, pressing bullets and carrying machine guns, and occasionally went to fight disaster beasts with his good brothers.

The high-achieving students studying in Galahad are stronger than each other. The 21-year-old eighth-year student meets Brother Qiang. This martial arts competition will be crushed without any suspense. He will become a human sandbag.

Brother Qiang quickly said: "Don't! Don't leave me."

Meteor whispered, "Your daughter is listening."

Xueming shouted: "Your sister Hong is watching!"

Looking up towards the southwest corner of the stadium, in the empty auditorium, Sister Hong was holding a plate and carrying a wine bottle, sitting in the auditorium and looking into the distance.

An extremely terrifying psychological pressure surrounded Brother Qiang——

——It is the sense of responsibility as a father, and the strong self-esteem when facing the scrutiny of the object of love.

Soybean-sized cold sweat broke out from his forehead all of a sudden, and Brother Qiang's expression changed from laughing and joking to looking like an enemy, frowning and concentrating.

"Gunsmith, are you serious?"

Xue Ming: "I want you to learn knight combat skills from me and defeat every challenger in Galahad for the whole school year. Sister Hong beat around the bush but sincerely asked me to complete this task .You are forty-two years old this year, and the hardware of your body has already passed the golden age-"

Brother Qiang nodded his head slightly, and the wet and sticky sweat immediately made the sponge leather helmet stick tightly to his cheeks, but he didn't dare to raise his head, he just wanted to open his eyes wide and lock the gunsmith's eyes with a hunting posture like he did when he was young.

Xueming went on to say: "——even so, I still have a good opinion of you. I want to prove to the leaders and deans of the Academic Affairs Office that the knight combat skills I teach are effective and easy to understand, regardless of age or age. Even if you are young, you can use it to protect yourself, even if you go to various cities in the underground world, it is a very practical skill."

Meteor brought up a big gong, like the kickoff bell of the ring, and was struck violently by the iron knight.

"Classes begin!"

"It was said in the last lesson that we need to recognize our own strength." Xue Ming pulled Meteor and took off Meteor's jacket on the frozen lawn: "That's just before class. Homework, a polarizing sextant would give us a vague operational skill rating."

From E to S and beyond the specifications, this is the proof of the strong issued by Aoken Mingde to Homo sapiens.

However, this [combat skills] will be subdivided into different branches under Xue Ming's careful research. He has made these things into a set of detailed teaching materials according to the idea of ​​[Six Arts of Gentlemen] casually proposed by Director Simmons.

"We are familiar with our own muscle power, physical endurance, and the body's ability to resist blows. The ability to endure pain, the ability to observe our own injuries, the strength of the will to fight, the ability to use tools and equipment, the determination and determination to destroy the enemy. Courage, understanding and other related elements. Today’s lesson is to teach [rituals]—that is, to face the enemy politely, and the etiquette that needs to be done before formally confronting the enemy.”

The boy with a hippie smile who was standing in the back row immediately stepped forward——

——This kid was the ruthless guy who was sitting in the back row of the classroom by the window and caught Xue Ming's chalk throwing with his bare hands.

"Teacher! What kind of etiquette do you have when dealing with bad things?"

Xue Ming patted Meteor's pectoralis major: "Good question!"

Then he opened the roster and called out the boy's real name.

"Shao Jinghao!"

"Here it is!" Xiaohao took a step forward, brushing away the broken hair in front of his forehead with a carefree look.

Xueming pushed Ah Xing forward: "Let me ask you, what should you do if you meet an enemy like the teaching assistant Meteor?"

Xiaohao was gearing up, shaking his head from side to side to soothe the muscles in his neck: "Of course it's time to fight!"

The height difference between him and Ah Xing is 20 centimeters, 175 centimeters, and he has a lot of muscles. The polarizing sextant gave this child a [B] grade, and his body has very good physical qualities.

Xue Ming waved his hands lightly, flicking his palms forward like letting go of Ah Xing's dog leash.

Ah Xing immediately opened his arms, and in an instant there was steam rising from both arms. His body fat percentage was very low, and the heat generated from the sweat glands of the skin due to muscle swelling and congestion caused the sweat to be discharged together with pheromones.

His arms, chest and abdomen became red, and his swollen latissimus dorsi, which followed his stooped body, was like a gigantic wolf standing upright, ready to poke his claws at Xiao Hao's throat!

His adrenaline was soaring, and the blood vessels on his body swelled along the muscle texture, turning into twisted and twisted complex veins, sometimes raised and sometimes relieved. He just took a few steps forward, and the footprints left on the turf could be seen clearly. A group of students were dumbfounded.

Originally, there were a few elementary school girls who were dazzled by Meteor's tall and strong figure when he undressed, but the moment the wolf entered the fighting posture and fully awakened the muscles, all the girls covered their mouths in unison. , Smelling the fishy hot wind blowing in the air, he couldn't help but hide behind his companion.

Xiaohao saw the angry look of the teaching assistant's sword-browed and star-eyed eyes, and the appearance of the crooked-mouthed dragon king became aggrieved, and the corners of his mouth drooped involuntarily, as if he had been insulted by the sky but couldn't find an adult to make decisions for him. The powerlessness made his legs weak, and he dodged to the left and right, but he saw the assistant coach's two-meter wingspan, almost like a city wall rushing towards him.

"No, no, no! I don't want to fight him! I don't want to!"

Meteor immediately braked, and the angry-eyed King Kong's appearance returned to normal in a breath, shaking his sweaty hair, like a big dog that just finished a walk, and returned to Teacher Xueming.

Xue Ming: "He didn't touch you, and he destroyed your will to fight."

Xiaohao: "That's because he's too strong. He's so tall."

Xue Ming: "You didn't think so just now."

As soon as these words came out, Xiaohao suddenly woke up——

——That’s right, Mr. Gunsmith is right.

I didn't think so just now. When facing this 195cm enemy, I might still be lucky, mistakenly thinking that I can pass a few moves, just in case I can defeat him. Even if I can subdue him and get some benefits, Leaving a few wounds on Meteor's assistant coach can also be used as bragging capital.

But when Assistant Teacher Meteor opened his arms and walked towards me——

——I really don't have any intention of being an enemy of him anymore.

Thinking of this, Shao Jinghao's eyes were sometimes puzzled, sometimes awakened, and there was also a deep curiosity.

"How did he do it? Teacher Gunsmith, how did the teaching assistant Meteor do it?"

"This is what I just said. When facing the enemy, you should switch to a polite posture." Xue Ming put on A Xing's pajamas and explained to the students: "What Meteor showed you just now is the control over muscles. , along with the intense emotion of rage, the adrenaline switch is flipped — keeping the core and extremities in top gear."

He pointed to Ah Xing's forearm and forearm.

"The dimensions of the muscles will expand a full circle due to congestion, and the body will look bigger."

He patted Meteor's lower abdomen and side waist.

"The same is true for the latissimus dorsi and the core. Ninety-five percent of the muscles are water, so that the heart rate rises and the blood speeds up. The body will release pheromones along with the anger. These smells and pictures, as well as the integrity of walking towards you The combination of dynamics is a kind of mimicry."

Xue Ming patted Meteor's face, grabbed Meteor's head, and made a fierce expression.

"His eyes never leave your brows, your center of consciousness is in the thalamus, and your eyes are clearly facing each other, but there is a feeling of being locked in, because he is always looking at your [command center]-this is a demonstration The etiquette of force."

Xiaohao: "Why am I afraid to back down?"

Xue Ming then normalized Meteor's expression, and patiently explained.

"Because you don't know his details."

Knock on Meteor's thigh and calf.

"You don't know the length of his stride, you don't know the power of his thighs, you don't know the speed at which he starts."

Hit the belly of the meteor.

"You don't know how strong the torque and horsepower of his core engine are. It's hard to know the opponent's destructive power with just eyes."

Hit the arms of the meteor.

"You're freaked out by the arms because they give off heat in the cold, and if we play a game of basketball, just two quarters of warm-up, we can release this fog, but the fog comes out of his arms." Sometimes, it's like a butterfly flapping its wings. The sudden increase in arm size, bright red skin and dense white mist will make him look stronger, and there will be visual errors. Many creatures disguise themselves as natural enemies of predators. Like butterfly larvae, in order to avoid being pecked by birds, they will use Millerian mimicry to confuse the enemy."

"Oh! It's just a bluff." The young Xiaohao was still admiring the beauty of the posture shown by the teaching assistant Meteor.

Elderly Daniel, Kathy, and Brother Qiang have already taken out their notebooks to write and draw, and the pens are about to catch fire.

Xiao Hao frowned, and then asked, "Then gunsmith, why do you look so easy to approach?"

Xue Ming smiled kindly.

"Then we have to go back to the basic function of the etiquette class - the first thing we do when we meet an opponent is not to think about how to make a move, but to collect information."

Meteor immediately followed up and explained to Xiaohao, a studious child: "I approached you stooped because I was far away. I couldn't see what you were like, and I didn't know what weapons were on you. As for how many weapons you have. Powerful, I have to touch you with my arm to understand - before that, I will use Miller's mimicry to intimidate and intimidate, unless you are a battle madman who has lost his mind and completely crazy, otherwise you will not use it in the first round To use all our strength to decide life and death, we have a step-by-step process to complete the trial, which is the etiquette of duels."

Having said that, Ah Xing rubbed the back of his head with a smile, his face full of embarrassment.

"It scared you, I'm sorry, sorry! But I think it's like [I'm not easy to mess with] when I come up - it's respect for the other side of the contest. After such a big circle, after all, it's still like The gunsmith said it, and I'm gathering information."

The teaching assistant hugged the gunsmith teacher, tilted his head and squinted at his good brother, and then explained to the children.

"As for Mr. Gunsmith, he looks ordinary, not tall, and not very smart. This is an offensive mimic."

Offensive mimicry in nature refers to the mimetic behavior of imitating other organisms to facilitate access to attacking objects, such as predators imitating prey, and parasites imitating hosts to approach each other.

Like the orchid mantis among praying mantises, the imitation behavior of flowers is to get closer to the prey.

This kind of combat philosophy of mimetic behavior has been demonstrated in Xue Ming's contest with the Rose Cult and the Little Brotherhood. It is also to collect information. The closer and longer you are to the target, the easier it is to find out where the dead end is.

"You may think that I am easy to get along with. From the perspective of my physique, I am not tall, and my muscles are covered by the clothes. The trapezius and latissimus dorsi are hidden in the clothes." Xue Ming continued: "If you don't find a few teachers Come as a guarantee, I am afraid that none of you will believe that I have killed so many disaster beasts."

The students nodded along, feeling that Mr. Gunsmith had an inexplicable affinity.

Just like ordinary passengers who are in a hurry everywhere, they may talk to these children about food, hotels, customs and customs at various stations, and trivial matters in daily life, but they will never talk to Yama. The stars are connected.

Xueming looks too weak——

——In front of these overnourished babies, Mr. Gunsmith's height can only be regarded as the median among girls.

When he is not speaking, he still has a cold and solemn demeanor. As soon as he speaks, people can taste the sweet fragrance. It is a gentle tone that is so reassuring that it almost hypnotizes him to sleep, and his slow tone gives people a warm feeling.

And he is very good-looking, just those eyes are not annoying.

There are many beautiful eyes in nature, but most of them belong to carnivores. Their eyes are big and energetic. They grow in front of the brain and are used to measure the distance and lock the target. The aesthetics of Homo sapiens will mistakenly think that such eyes are gentle and beautiful. of.

"Then go to the next session." Xueming and Xiaohao said: "Come up, I will borrow your body to demonstrate to my classmates."

Xiao Hao nodded dully, without any hesitation, he walked over to the gunsmith teacher.

Until Xueming's smooth white gloves were attached to Xiaohao's vital gate—he still didn't feel any discomfort.

Xue Ming: "This is the mandible. A force of 70 pounds can trigger the trigeminal nerve disorder. If it is stronger, it can cause the brain to collide with the inner wall of the skull and cause shocks. It affects the vagus nerve of the fourth ventricle, convulsions and paralysis of the epiglottis, throat, neck, etc., vomiting and palpitations. Clogging the trachea can be fatal."

A light punch——

——Xiaohao fainted on the spot.

Xueming then mentioned Brother Hao, grabbing his hair like a rabbit.

"If there is no timely rescue, no panacea, and no doctor's assistance, the sequelae of fainting will cause him to lose his memory, his brain will be irreversibly damaged, and respiratory shock and cardiac arrest may be fatal. But this kind of one-punch kills the enemy There are very few chances, his element quality is good, and he will not die. If we do this in our daily life, according to the pyroxene currency, we will have to pay more than 30,000 yuan-maybe go to jail, according to the law of the Nine Realms, it is three years rise."

There was no more voice in the student ranks——

——Daniel opened his mouth and stopped the pen in his hand.

The same is true for Aqiang's father and daughter. They don't know what to do when they see the gunsmith teacher beating up the students.

Xueming gave Xiaohao first aid and woke him up——

"—This is the xiphoid process, the center of the thoracic spine, the position of the solar plexus, and there are many neurons in organs. If you hit hard."

Brother Qiang yelled: "Don't, don't! Enough is enough! Mr. Gunsmith! I know"

Xue Ming didn't continue to fight Xiao Hao, but just pushed the shocked brother Hao back to the team.

"At least 120,000 yuan in compensation, and about 200,000 yuan including funeral expenses, may be sentenced to death-you must know that in this case, our own survival is more important than anything else. If it is an extremely bad and intense battle Conditions, we need to understand the location of these dead spots."

He brought A Xing to show the students one by one the results of different punches and blows on different parts, the amount of compensation required, what responsibility they need to bear, and what punishment they should be sentenced to.

Immediately afterwards, he took out the knife and gestured to the texture of Ah Xing's body and the location of the organs, the knife technique on the large blood vessels, the knife technique to avoid the destruction of bones and fascia and delay the enemy's mobility, etc.

This class lasted almost four hours——

— without punching or kicking.

Brother Qiang understood that most of the protective gear worn by these students was used by the gunsmith teacher to embolden the children.

When explaining the results of unarmed strikes from the beginning, the gunsmith will also talk about the punishment. Later, when the results of different knife specifications, different sticks and bullet calibers were simulated and displayed, most of the gunsmiths told the students that there was no need to be sentenced in this case, and they could go directly to the execution ground to have a good meal.

This is what Xue Ming said about [Etiquette Lesson].

At the end of the class, Brother Qiang shivered and hid aside to smoke.

He heard the gunsmith's earnest teaching not far away, and said earnestly.

"Life is like driving a car. We don't pursue being the fastest one, but we must be steady—what is steady?"

"Rogues are just like hit-and-run drivers. They don't care how many people they kill, how many cars they crash, and they don't care about traffic regulations."

"We must understand which angle to drive the car to avoid these gangsters. If we really can't avoid them, we have to find a way to meet the enemy head-on."

"I used the weaknesses of the human body, including medical books on the different physiological structures of men and women, and "All Things Cracked" as auxiliary teaching materials. I made a reading catalog. If you are interested, you can take a look."

"As for this stability, let me explain it again, that is, in the worst case, when you have a clear understanding of the situation, yourself, and the enemy, you should think about your parents and the people you care about the most."

"They are going to lose their children, their relatives and friends, and the person you cherish the most is going to say goodbye to you - at this time your will to fight is the strongest, don't think about sentencing, because your epitaph must never write [ The other party is fully responsible], on the one-way street of life, what you lose is life."

As soon as Brother Qiang looked up, he saw Sister Hong leaning slightly in the distance, smiling and applauding gently with the people on the lawn.

Xiao Min is a very sensible girl, she immediately went to her father and whispered.

"It's Mertens' mimicry, Dad! Don't give up! She's not poisonous!"

This kind of mimicry refers to the same appearance characteristics of venomous snakes and weak venomous snakes. Predators who are bitten to death by venomous snakes usually have no chance to develop this memory. Avoid these snakes.

Xiao Min squinted, with a strange expression, and punched her father's creaking hole.

"Aunt Hong is teasing you! I want to give you some psychological pressure!"

Brother Qiang patted his daughter's head, stomped out the cigarette butt, straightened up with a smile that was not a smile, and his whole body was full of energy.

"this bitch"