Acting as a Spy in the Zombie Clan

"What do you show me? Take it away!"

The security guard glanced subconsciously, but suddenly realized why he was here, and quickly pushed him away and took out a rubber stick and said, "Stand up for me, do you know where this is? Just look at you and know how to buy it. Can't afford the room here, show me your ID card!"

"You don't have the right to see my ID card, do you?"

Liu Sanqian put away the map and said with a smile, but when a patrolling policeman passed by, the security guard immediately snorted: "Okay, you kid asked for it..."

Then he ran to the policeman in police uniform and said, "Police officer, this man has been sneaking around here for a long time. I suspect he is plotting wrong!"

"Take out your ID card!"

The police squinted his eyes, but lowered his hands to his waist, ready to take a gun. The pistol Liu Sanqian brought from the gathering place was taken in as soon as he entered the city. He quickly took out his ID card and said with a smile:

"Comrades sorry, I'm new here, I don't understand the rules, I don't know where this is. I got my relatives to make a mistake and came here, but the address she gave me is indeed here. If you don't believe me, take a look... …"

"I'm looking for relatives, no wonder..."

The police spoke better than the security guards, took his ID card, looked at his face several times, and said politely: "Are you sure your relatives live here? This is the wealthy area, No. 1 Mansion, where they live. People are either rich or expensive, and ordinary people are not allowed to come in, especially if you still have a knife in your clothes, so let’s go first and let me do you a favor."

"Thank you officer!"

"Wait, here is my business card."

The police stopped him again and handed the business card to him, "You should see if you can contact your relatives. We are patrolling here and we don’t know the information of the head of the household, but if you have anything, you can contact me. help."

"Okay, I will definitely look for you after I find my third aunt!"

After Liu Sanqian thanked him, he ran out quickly. No wonder this place was small. It turned out to be a wealthy area. The young police probably let him go after hearing that he had relatives here. Of course, the most important thing was that his ID card was confirmed. It's new. If you have been to Rongcheng long ago, and you still run here to find relatives, no one believes it.

That business card, with the basic information of the young policeman written on it-Hong Zeyu, was only twenty-seven years old according to the date of birth. Maybe it would really come in handy in the future. He put the business card in his pocket.

But in fact, he was still outside the No. 1 mansion and didn't go in. It was all blocked in there, and he could only show proof if he wanted to go in.

Looking at it from a distance, there are constantly luxury cars driving in, beautiful women wearing cheongsams like a concubine from the Republic of China, getting out of the car with a swaying buttocks, surrounded by bodyguards.

"Tsk tusk, it's not easy to get in, but you can't get out after going over the wall..."

Liu Sanqian frowned and rubbed his chin. There were guards, policemen, and soldiers with real guns and live ammunition in the No. 1 Mansion a certain distance away. I don't know how many secret guards there are. Unless he is not found, he simply says no. It is clear that he will also have conscience uneasy if he causes casualties for no reason.

"Why are the little fairies running here, the rich area, it's quite big!"

"You can betray your hue and let those lonely and boudoir aunts and wives take you in."

"Yeah, I will use idioms indiscriminately!"

Liu Sanqian was not surprised when I heard the old Zombie talking again, when there was still nothing serious, but Lao Diao Mao was also a restless master, and no one talked except Liu Sanqian on weekdays.

"Oh, I think, but it's easy to get caught for doing this kind of thing."

Liu Sanqian sighed, and Lao Zang hurriedly "offlined" after saying a word, he could only return to the rental house the same way.

"Guru guru...hoh...tui!"

Early in the morning, Liu Sanqian, who was shirtless and brushing his teeth in the house, bought a second-hand mobile phone. There is also no trace of floating flesh, and the skin is full of criss-cross scars, scratches and bites from zombies, shots or various weapons, scratches from girls, etc., which is by no means a level that ordinary people can reach.

"What is the noise! ​​What is the song in the early morning? What about you, deaf..."

The landlady opened the door angrily, but she was surprised by Liu Sanqian's scars and she didn't finish her words. Liu Sanqian put on her inner armor and clothes, and she didn't have a good air:

"You also know how noisy, this place is so expensive, it’s not soundproof at all, and the two rooms next to it are blazing, why didn’t you go in and let them keep their noise down? I suspect that the little note from last night was You stuffed it in!"

"Huh, the best house you can live in is as much as you want. If you don't like it, you can buy a house in the rich area. What kind of rent can I rent? What about my stuff, don't order if you have the ability!"

The landlady raised her eyebrows and said angrily: "As soon as I was full, I said that the food was poor, and the service was not good after wearing my pants. All good things were taken up by you. If you don’t have sound insulation, what’s the matter? Well, there is still a face to make trouble with me!"

"Okay, I'll shut it down right away, you are too slippery..."

Liu Sanqian bowed to the wind, quickly turned off the music, poured a cup of tea, and smiled for her: "Sister, is that what I want to buy in the rich area? But I just came here and I really don’t understand the rules here. Yesterday I went to Mansion One."

"You are quite courageous. If you accidentally provoke the people in the wealthy area, it will make you worse off than death!"

The landlady drank a sip of tea and said with a calm expression: "Don’t believe it. They want to kill you here, just like squeezing an ant, but I don’t think you are an ordinary person. You have so many scars before. Soldiers?"

"No, no, I used to do massage and massage, and all the scars on my back were pulled out by cupping."

Lao Liu opened his eyes and said nonsense, and the landlady snorted coldly: "You go to the grave and burn the newspaper, fooling you? I really know how to massage. Come and press it for me. It happens that my shoulders are sore these days."

"Then I have to charge, at least one or two days' room rate will be deducted."

Liu Sanqian walked over with a smile. The landlady looked pretty good, but the makeup was too deliberate, coupled with a little plump, the novice driver couldn't handle it at all.

"If you knead well, it's not bad."

"Don't worry about this. I am a well-known masseuse in Dongshan. My colleagues call me blind. Although I am not really blind, blind masseurs have always been the highest honor of our industry."

Liu Sanqian helped the landlady rub her shoulders like kneading noodles. His hands were so strong that the landlady’s face changed because of the pain, but Old Liu continued: "You are too tired on weekdays, so I clicked You can’t stand the pain, but don’t worry, when I finish pressing, I promise to make you full of energy and rejuvenate. As long as a man sees you, he will never walk!"

"Hehe, just blow it..."

Hearing this son and daughter landlord completely relaxed, she sighed: "Actually, they all say that I have a very good foundation, but they just can’t control their mouths. As the saying goes, I’m so fat that I’m so fat and face. My child has been fat for several laps, unless you can just massage to make me lose weight, then I can still believe your nonsense, eh? Why didn't you press it?"

"If I can make you lose weight, how are you going to repay me?"

Liu Sanqian suddenly came up with a good idea, but the landlady shook her head and said, "Forget it, the way you said is either to keep your mouth shut or to move your legs away. Who doesn't know, come on, I should go too. , If you have done a good job, I will save you money for a day’s room!"

After finishing speaking, he was going to leave, but Liu Sanqian put her on the sofa and said nonsense: "Who said that there are only two methods. I wonder if you have heard of ancient massage?"

"Ancient massage?"

"Yes, ancient massage, scientific weight loss, things that our ancestors researched, almost lost, but I happen to be one of the descendants."

Liu Sanqian said sternly: "It's just that the requirements for the massage subject are too high. Most people can't use this method. They can only be so fat in their lives. But you are different. You are a standard beauty embryo. As long as you cooperate, I can let you You lose weight immediately!"

"You're not fooling me, are you? I can tell you, you really lied to me, don't want to rent this house."

The landlady’s eyes were shining, and she seemed to be a little doubtful, but Liu Sanqian smiled and said, "Do I have to lie to you? Come on, don’t worry about the real and fake ones. It’s not difficult to try, if you don’t. Success, I know what you want to do."

"how should I do?"

"Just close your eyes. In this way, if you open your eyes and break the rules handed down by our ancestors, I learned the past secretly. I am going to pull a piece of cloth to cover your eyes. You know that I called yesterday. What do you do."

"good……"

The landlady's voice was a little trembling, her heart thumped and she closed her eyes as he said, and then heard Liu Sanqian loudly saying, "Sister the landlord should be covered with white cloth!"

"Old Zang, help out, it's up to you if you can do it!"

With a grumbling, Liu Sanqian picked up Huya. When he was in the industrial park, he discovered that Huya can absorb grease. If he controls well, he can give the landlady liposuction under the banner of a massage. There are almost no side effects.

"Has it started?"

The landlady whose eyes were covered was a little more flustered, but Liu Sanqian said softly: "Don't worry, it will be soon, let me take off your clothes first. This kind of massage needs to be pressed tightly. Skin, don’t be nervous..."

"What's the matter, I'll do it myself."

The landlady took off her clothes very boldly, leaving only the underwear inside, her plump figure at a glance, but Liu Sanqian had a professional ethic, and she never touched her.

"I'm going to start."

His large, calm and powerful hand pressed against the landlady's shoulder. Liu Sanqian's left hand massaged as before, but his right hand held the back of the tiger's tooth, leaning tremblingly against the landlady's skin.

"Um……"

The landlady suddenly let out a soft snort, and the strange feeling made her face become ruddy, "Sorry, you are very comfortable and effective."

"Don't talk, feel with your heart."

Liu Sanqian simply didn’t even need a massage. With the help of Lao Zang, he became more comfortable with using Huya, but Lao Zang couldn’t help but smile. Who would have thought that a treasured sword with countless murders would be in Liu Sanqian’s hands. It has become a medical device for weight loss! If the tomb of the craftsman who made this knife is still there, maybe everyone will jump out of the grave with anger!

"Okay, I think it's enough, stop it!"

A steady stream of grease was adsorbed on the blade of Huya, and disappeared in a blink of an eye, and the skin was still as smooth as before losing weight. I don’t know if this thing has a special effect. Apple couldn’t stop telling him to stop.

"almost."

Liu Sanqian put Huya aside and took off the white cloth from the landlady’s face, "Now I can put on the clothes, do you feel like you are sweating a lot?"

"Um."

In addition to grease, Huya also brings out a lot of moisture and impurities, which remain on the surface of the skin, which is slippery and disgusting. If it is set in the fantasy novel, it is "washing the muscles and cutting the marrow", and the landlady is panting wildly. Angry, but suddenly ran out of the door, too late to say thank you.

But Liu Sanqian knew that she was running home to take a shower, and took a cigarette and sat on a chair to wait. As expected, the landlady ran back after waiting for half an hour. As soon as she walked in, she was overjoyed and said:

"You are really my lucky star! I actually really lost weight, and I lost more than 20 catties. Look, I have lost my face, and the pants I just wore are a lot bigger, and I should lose weight. The place is thin, and the place that should be fat is the same as before. You are really amazing!"

"Didn't I tell you earlier, your foundation is here, you are originally a beauty."

This is because Liu Sanqian has restrained a lot, otherwise he can **** her alive, but twenty jin is still a bit exaggerated, and he has to look serious:

"That is to say, your physique is good. Other people will lose half a catty after being massaged by me. Don't brag about it. Otherwise, others will come to me and find that you don't have the same effect as you. I can't say it's her. I can't do it myself."

"I know."

The landlady winked her eyebrows and said: "I said it took hundreds of presses to get the effect like today. Thank you this time. You can ask for anything you want, and I promise to accept it all!"

"Let's get the room free of charge first."

Liu Sanqian smiled and said: "This request is not too much, but don't be too happy too early. After the massage, you must eat more and drink more water. Don't think about getting fat. I'll give you another press. That’s fine, otherwise you’ll break down, don’t blame me for not reminding you."

"Exempt, exempt, but are you really asking for that?"

The landlady bit her lip charmingly, her body has changed a lot, and she has hooked up with the beautiful woman. At the same time, she has the proud capital that ordinary people don't have. As the so-called **** is bigger than the shoulder, she has beaten the living gods, and the old Liu is a little controlled Can't help it.

(4000 words!)