Acting as a Spy in the Zombie Clan

The landlady on Liu Sanqian punched the bed and said with a lewd smile: "The charter wife, why is there no water again?"

However, the landlady did not reply. The door to the window was locked tightly, and the sound of the cat tickling in the room was deep. I don’t know how long it took before the landlady put the quilt on and said in horror:

"I can't do it anymore. It's really bad. It's really amazing. For the first time, I feel that my legs are missing. Forgive me, my lord!"

However, Liu Sanqian caught a post-event cigarette with both hands, and said amusedly: "You have a sharp mouth. It's only a few times and it won't work."

"Oh, I didn't sleep last night, okay."

The landlady lay on the bed and said in a daze: "Oh, you just reminded me of my husband. Unfortunately, he has been dead for several years. There is a boyfriend here, but that guy is just thinking about my money and house all day long. , If he really got the house in his hands, he would dare to bring a woman to the house immediately!"

"You still have to find someone reliable..."

"Who said no, but ah, I also see that, we don't have that life, and I can't force it. Some people have said that my husband was killed by me."

"Fart, that's because your husband's life was bad. I used to work part-time. You have a proper face!"

Liu Sanqian lay halfway beside her, dragged her smooth neck with his arm, and asked: "I'll tell you the truth, I actually came to see my wife, but she seems to be living in Mansion No. 1. I can't reach her for a while..."

"Mansion No. 1, that would be troublesome."

The landlady frowned and said, "Don't think my words are unpleasant, let me ask you how long have you been apart from your wife? You can live in Mansion No. 1, unless she is very rich, or..."

"It's okay, she has relatives here, I know that."

Liu Sanqian waved his hand and said, "But I'm an ordinary person, it's hard to inquire, you are so rich, are there any high-ranking officials or the like among the people you usually contact?"

"Don't look at me like this, in fact, no one can afford to look at it at all. There are a few sisters who have a good relationship, and they are all in the same situation as mine. At most, one or two are juniors of the city defense army."

The landlady shook her head, and then said: "But three thousand, it’s too easy to make money with your abilities. Think about it, there are too many people who want to be beautiful these days. If you know that you can lose weight with just a massage. , There is absolutely an endless stream of people! Especially the original match of those high officials, they must not be able to fight for the younger lovers. You only need to help them lose weight, but you are just looking for someone, and their connections can't be easier. "

"I want to do this, but I don't have the start-up capital!"

Liu Sanqian spread his hands and looked helplessly at the wealthy landlady. The landlady was a sincere person, and said readily: "It's just renting a shop, maybe even decoration is not needed. After all, you It’s an ancient massage. The older you are, the easier it is to bluff people. If you have the conditions, you can even find a wooden house. Money is not a problem. I can invest, you provide technology, and I provide capital. We will both be bosses!"

"Then I would like to thank the boss!"

Liu Sanqian raised his eyebrows, "Actually, funding is not difficult for me. In this way, you can help me release the news first. With your best example, I am not afraid that there will be no customers. Then, I will increase the charge a little bit, a few days later. I made it back."

"My sisters probably were shocked when they saw me, so they have to ask me without saying anything!"

The landlady chuckled, but suddenly she got out of the bed and put on her clothes as if remembering something, her legs were soft and almost fell, "No, I'll go find them now, let them see!"

...

The more painful thing is that your girlfriend is thinner than you are getting fat again, and as soon as you lose weight, you have to change the person. You don’t have to show off at all. Others are arguing about getting thinner like her, and in the afternoon they bring them all. Come, but Liu Sanqian said:

"I charge a lot here. Think about it and pick someone out. I can only press one at a time."

"What do you mean, don't you think we can't afford to pay?"

A chubby eldest sister said first: "Sisters let me come first, you are all so thin and not in a hurry, I want to see if it's true!"

"Really no discount? Then charge you fifty."

"Fifty, how expensive should I be!"

The fat elder sister pouted her lips in disdain, but Liu Sanqian said, "50 grain coupons per catty of meat, don't blame me for not saying it in advance, ten catties is five hundred!"

"You robbery, five hundred! Five hundred catties of grain can hold you alive!"

But the fat sister changed her mind. If she could reduce her meat by ten catties out of thin air, five hundred food coupons would not be too expensive. She immediately agreed: "Okay, I'll be the first to explore the way for the sisters."

"Others go out first, and no one can watch it by the rules."

Close the door and the window tightly, Liu Sanqian found a blindfold for the fat sister in the landlady’s room, and put on a pair of gloves. She pressed the fat sister a few times first, but her broad shoulders looked like plains. Make him unable to start.

"It started, it may be a little painful, but it's a normal reaction."

Picking up the tiger teeth and moving over as if performing an operation, he immediately sucked out a large amount of grease and black impurities, and it was accompanied by a pee. The smell of the smell and the stinky socks almost made Liu San. Qianlian couldn't hold the knife firmly, and he couldn't help but retched.

The fat elder sister panicked and said: "What's the matter? Why do you still vomit by pressing a massage, Master, are you not good at your health?"

Liu Sanqian didn't get angry, and said in his heart: "Can't you smell it when you step on a horse?" He had no idea that this would happen, he had to take a sip of tea, and said embarrassingly:

"Sorry, my professionalism needs to be improved. Let me flush you with water first."

"Okay, don't be crooked!"

The state of the fat elder sister and the landlady is not the same. Liu Sanqian hurriedly speeded up, let the fat elder sister put on the clothes, opened the door, and the others came in swarmingly, clutching their noses and exclaimed:

"Sister Guo, you are really thin, and your face seems to be smaller!"

"Yeah, yeah, your shoulders are not as wide as before!"

"I said that you still don't believe me. I have lost more than 20 catties. I heard from Brother Liu that I can still reduce it further!"

The landlady secretly raised her eyebrows at Liu Sanqian, and the fat sister said cheerfully:

"Really? I look in the mirror, no no no, Yutong, get your weight scale, let me see how much I lost!"

"It's here, I've already prepared it for you."

"Oh my god, I actually lost seven pounds in just a while!"

The fat eldest sister couldn’t close her mouth, she was shocked when she stood on the scale. Although seven catties could not make her lose weight, she was still in the same figure from afar, but the difference between before and after the massage was very obvious for several sisters. , Let alone Liu Sanqian specially sucked the fat on the fat sister's face, and her face became thin and thin.

"This... Brother Liu, I don't have that much money with me. I will give you 90 food stamps first, and I will bring you the rest when I go back."

"Seven catties, right? So, you and Yutong are so familiar with each other, and I will give you two hundred, anytime you give it."

"Thank you Brother Liu, but I want to ask, can I continue to lose weight if I press it again?"

"Of course you can, but you just lost a lot of water. Now you must drink more water."

Liu Sanqian gave her an affirmative answer. The fat elder sister immediately smiled, and the others couldn't stand it anymore. They wanted to be the next one. Seeing that they were about to fight, Liu Sanqian felt his head "buzzing". As if a fly got in, he quickly refused:

"Don’t worry, I’m too tired today, and this room is not good for massage. You have seen the dirt in this place. Massage is actually a detoxification process. I’ll find one in two days. After the storefront, you can make an appointment in advance and just pay a deposit. I'm so poor now that I can't afford the rent."

"I, I, I have two hundred yuan here, I want to be the first massage client!"

"You have lost your skin and bones, so what can you grab with us, Brother Liu, I don't have a lot of money, it's only 80 yuan, you see..."

"Don't worry, give me the money first, Yutong, help me keep the account, and then give them a few more discounts!"

Liu Sanqian hurriedly took all the money they had in his pocket and promised to send them all away, but he was not stingy at all. He took out half of it and handed it to the landlady.

"What are you doing for me?"

"You deserve it. I guess renting a storefront should be enough. Other equipment will have to drag you to help. I'm not familiar with the land. I don't know where to go when I buy a massage table."

The landlady also felt warm after hearing this. After all, Liu Sanqian could kick her out of the game right away with the money, but he didn't do that. Instead, he still planned to partner with her.

"Let's go see the house, go now!"

The landlady clasped his hand and said happily, looking like your girlfriend who you talked about for a few years asked you to take her to see the new house, but Liu Sanqian wondered: "It's getting dark, can't you go tomorrow?"

"Do it early and make money early!"

The landlady's eyebrows were bent, and the corners of her mouth raised slightly, "There are several vacant shops in the street in front. Few people will rent them these days. Let's rent them as early as possible, and we can arrange them tomorrow."

"good."

The two naturally hugged each other, and the thinner landlady seemed to have become much younger with her age, walking and jumping around.

"What's the name of this street?"

"From our place to here, as well as the next few streets are called Huajie. Take a good look and see if there are any stores you like. Don't worry about not having enough money. The rent I collected is all useless."

"I think it's pretty good there, go in and have a look?"

Liu Sanqian pointed to a shop at the end of the street. The flow of people is not small, and the first thing you see when you come in from the outside, the location is good, and the price is certainly not low.

"It's really good, and it happens to have two floors. It's also very suitable to be changed to a massage parlor."

"Man, how do you rent here?"

Liu Sanqian asked the man sitting there leisurely playing with his mobile phone. The man glanced at him and said with a gentle smile: "It depends on how you plan to rent, whether it is weekly or monthly."

"Is there a weekly rental rate for the store now?"

"Of course, this world is so chaotic, and there are a lot of people who collect it on a daily basis. Otherwise, if the owner accidentally hiccups, the rent is too long and it is not easy to transfer, but I still recommend that you rent on a monthly basis, so the price is relatively low. ."

The man stood up and stretched out his hand and said, "I can show you around the second floor. What you mean is to change into a massage shop. There are indeed a lot of massages these days. After all, the scratches are not strict. Almost all of these things are ignored. , Don’t be too much.”

"This is a formal massage, we don't do those with colors."

"Who isn't it, look at which massage shop on the street does not write a formal massage? No one goes to the massage shop if it is not a formal one!"

The man said amusedly, and suddenly stretched out his thumbs and little thumbs again: "Seeing that you are also honest people, two floors, 600 yuan a month, the price is not excessive, right? I can help you and get a business license in this street. We have channels."