Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

The atmosphere in the entire arena can only be described in two words - so fucking embarrassing.

Larry Brown lay on the ground for a long time without being able to get up. This famous coach in the basketball world of Ugly Country, a well-respected figure in the coaching circle, actually almost, just almost, died under Leon's ass!

The 76ers' team doctor rushed in to check on Larry Brown's condition. After all, this guy is an old man in his sixties, but he can't stand Li Ang's troubles.

Bowen, Martin and Malone said that let alone those in their sixties, those in their twenties, thirties and forties could not withstand Li Ang's torment.

The team doctors briefly checked Brown's condition, then waved their hands and actually called for a stretcher!

"Oh, the stretcher team is here. Although there was an accident, Li Ang saved the ball very reasonably! How can I put it? You often walk on the sidelines, how can you not lose blood. I suggest that in the future, each head coach must wear a helmet. .”

Director Zhang's explanation seems to be very pertinent, but you can feel how enjoyable he is inside and outside the words.

Not to mention Coach Zhang, even Iverson almost couldn't hold back his laughter when he saw Brown being carried away.

"Ah, this." Iverson hurriedly approached and found Larry Brown's eyes dull, looking seriously injured.

"You must not have anything happen to this coach, and you must not retire because of this, hahaha. If you are no longer here, wouldn't the team have to change coaches immediately? This is a double blessing, no, a double blow! "

Iverson quickly slapped himself in the face. Damn it, he couldn't hold it in anymore!

How can you laugh at a time like this? How to tell the truth?

Li Ang was also a little surprised. Either I just bumped into him accidentally. Do I need to call for a stretcher?

This is too exaggerated!

Damn, please don’t make me look so scary!

In fact, it is really not an exaggeration. In Li Ang's previous life, James also accidentally slapped the wife of a golf player who was watching on the sidelines in the face while saving a ball.

As a result, she was knocked unconscious by James' butt on the spot and was directly carried away by a professional team.

Although the incident was not serious, being knocked unconscious on the spot was quite terrifying.

And Li Ang's impact this time was even harder than James's.

Because Li Ang fell from the sky and hit Brown on the head, and caused secondary damage when he got up.

Also, Li Ang’s butt is bigger than James!

Therefore, Larry Brown's situation is more serious than that of the female fan.

Watching Larry Brown being carried away, some Philadelphia fans at the tunnel entrance cheered wildly.

People used to say that Li Ang was a pioneer in eradicating evil, but Philadelphia fans didn't believe it. But now they discovered that Li Ang was simply born to eliminate harm for the people.

Seeing Brown being carried away, Ben smiled and came to Li Ang's side: "Junior brother, I think you have completely surpassed the master. You are full of weapons. You can use your butt. I really didn't expect it. "

"What are you talking about? I didn't mean it!"

"Oh, stop talking, I understand. It's an accident, isn't it?"

"No. I really didn't mean it this time. Why don't you believe me!?"

Li Ang is very innocent. Damn, who in the right mind would deliberately use his butt as a weapon?

The scene where Li Ang hit Larry Brown just now was also replayed on the big screen.

It's really hard to see that Li Ang did it on purpose.

And people also discovered that Larry Brown would die anyway.

On the other hand, I will be knocked unconscious by Li Ang's big butt falling from the sky, and on the front, I will be hit by my old man's stick.

It's just destiny to have this calamity.

During the second injury, Li Ang did accidentally slip his foot and fell again.

Li Ang let out a big sigh. The evidence is all here. Now you believe that I am innocent!

However, while watching the video, Da Ben touched his chin and sighed: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, this acting is so real, it can't be seen that it was intentional at all, junior brother is so good!"

Li Ang:.

After Larry Brown was carried off the field, the game returned to normal.

This legendary coach also unlocked a legendary achievement today: the first head coach in NBA history to retire due to an injury.

This achievement, even if pushed forward another 100 years, probably no one can shake.

Taking advantage of the dead ball opportunity, Carlisle replaced all the main players, including Li Ang.

In other words, Li Ang completed the buzzer beater against Brown in the last round before leaving the field.

He is indeed a big-hearted attacker.

The Philadelphia on-site commentator suddenly said: "I wonder if coach Larry Brown's retirement from injury will arouse the fighting spirit of the players."

As a result, the 76ers lost faster!

The 76ers were already disabled and their morale was not high.

Moreover, most people in the 76ers don't like Larry Brown. His injury will not ignite the players' fighting spirit.

The players were even secretly chuckling.

In the end, the Pistons defeated the 76ers on the road. After Li Ang returned, the Pistons' winning streak has accumulated to 5 games.

Sure enough, there are two different things with and without Li Ang.

Iverson sighed, thinking that two years ago, the 76ers and Raptors were rivals.

But now, Li Ang's Pistons have left the 76ers behind so much that they can no longer even see the taillights.

The 76ers' transformation is imminent.

"This is the role of the only All-Star player in the Pistons. They have won five consecutive games, an amazing record.

I would say that Lee may not be that iconic type of player. But in terms of leading the team to win, Li Ang does have a way! "

Everyone was praising Li Ang, but Li Ang's actions in this game were very rough, causing Skinner to miss two consecutive layups.

But people will only remember the winner, no one will remember a head coach who led his team to a loss and was benched.

Well, although Larry Brown lost today, his presence is still quite strong.

It is estimated that people will never forget the fact that he was knocked down and injured for a while.

Of course, Browning probably wouldn't want such popularity.

After the game, although he lost, AI still hugged Li Ang gracefully.

Unlike some stingy cauliflower snakes who send you more than a hundred text messages when you win, but turn around and leave without even saying hello when you lose.

"You won well today, Lee." Iverson patted Leon on the back. Looking at Leon, who was completely transformed after moving to the Pistons, the former MVP's eyes were full of envy.

"Harm, give or take. By the way, don't be sad about Larry Brown. People shouldn't die."

Li Ang is quite shy. It is very disgraceful to use his butt to sit down the other coach, okay?

"Uh-huh, it's not your fault. By the way, the broken glasses didn't hurt your butt, right? Check it out after you go back to the locker room."

After AI finished speaking, he waved goodbye to Li Ang.

Although he is a little uncertain, why does Leon feel that Larry Brown's injury makes Iverson very happy?

But it’s normal. As for Larry Brown, except for the AI ​​occasionally praising his business, almost no players have said anything good about him.

Even if he led the Pistons to win the championship in the original history, the Pistons players did not think very well of this coach.

Li Ang returned to the locker room and checked his butt.

Good guy, there is no such thing as a thick-skinned guy!

When Li Ang came out of the toilet, he found that everyone was placing bets.

Li Ang curiously walked into the crowd: "What are you betting on, brothers?"

"I bet Larry Brown will be injured for a few games, and the head coach will miss the game due to injury. Hahahaha, how refreshing! Otherwise, it would have to be my brother Li? His butt can be used as a weapon, I admire him."

Hamilton smiled and started placing his bets.

Li Ang was immediately speechless. How many times do you want me to say it? I did not do it on purpose!

Also, please don’t make such boring bets, okay?

After all, we are seriously number one in the Eastern Region, right? In terms of quality level, you can't be inferior to the bandits, right?

Li Ang then took out a few pieces of change from the locker: "I bet 500, he will be injured for half a month!"

The level of quality is the level of quality, and the money that should be earned must still be earned.

The day after the game, Li Ang thought that he would be criticized verbally for sitting Brown down.

The surprising result is that almost all media outlets are criticizing Brown.

"Leon really rode on Larry Brown's head this time."

"I haven't figured out my own team's affairs yet, so I don't care whether others are qualified to be the All-Star vote-winner. Coach Larry Brown, it's better not to meddle in so many other things."

"Leon, who is said to be 'not qualified', won another big victory, and Coach Larry Brown, who has guided the country, has lost three games in a row recently. I don't know if Leon is qualified to become the All-Star vote winner, but Coach Brown obviously I am not qualified to criticize Li Ang."

"Barkley kissed Shaq's butt because of a bet. He thought nothing more outrageous would happen in the basketball world. As a result, Larry Brown set a new limit.

The world is getting worse, the world is getting worse! "

Li Ang looked at these reports and nodded happily. It turns out that some media outlets are not so heartless.

Larry Brown was lying on the hospital bed, reading the information in the newspaper, and closed his eyes, trying to calm down his emotions.

This wave, this wave is called self-inflicted.

If Brown doesn't have a lot of weird feelings before the game, he will probably lose this game.

After all, the 76ers are no longer the 76ers that dominated the Eastern Conference two years ago.

It's okay to do some pre-game work, but at least you have to be able to win.

Again, in competitive sports, if you can’t win, it’s wrong to just eat an egg and fill it with cake.

A famous coach of a generation was played by an international player over and over again.

How dignified!

Forget it that I missed out on the Eastern Conference championship in 2001, yesterday it actually jumped on my head.

Larry Brown couldn't swallow this breath. My face is not for nothing!

Brown decided that next season, he will join a team that can disgust Li Ang!

Preferably an Eastern Conference team, preferably a playoff-level team.

In this way, Old Brown can take revenge on Leon severely in the playoffs!

When the time comes, he will recruit a few strong generals like Bowen and let Li Ang bid farewell to this alliance!

Oh, and there's the 2004 Olympics.

The American Basketball Association is worried about selecting a coach. George Karl was sent to the World Championships last year, but the Dream Team only finished humiliatingly in sixth place. Karl's coaching position is definitely not guaranteed.

Larry Brown has decided that he will personally invite Ying to play and grind the Chinese team led by Li Ang to the ground!

What kind of bullshit is the world champion? Does the Chinese team deserve the title of world champion?

Whether it's NBA or FIBA, Larry Brown will destroy Leon!

He wants Li Ang to know that if he offends himself, a leading figure in basketball in an ugly country, there is no way he will end well!

Brown clenched his fists, and the newspaper in his hand was crumbled.

This sinister old man is about to launch his most vicious revenge plan.

While Larry Brown was plotting revenge, David Stern also issued a statement after the Pistons' game against the 76ers:

“The purpose of All-Star voting is to allow fans to choose their favorite stars.

Li Ang is currently the player with the highest votes, which means that he is the fans' favorite star.

Therefore, the alliance will not change the voting rules, and all of Li Ang’s votes are still valid! "

This wave can be regarded as the official support of Boss Si.

The controversial point about Li Ang is that he may not be the most popular player in his country.

Li Ang is undoubtedly one of the most popular, but he is not the only one.

This is the biggest difference between Li Ang and other previous voting champions.

But the Chinese market is also a market, and it is impossible for Stern to give up such a large piece of overseas market cake and ignore it.

Moreover, a controversial All-Star vote king can also stimulate the ratings of the All-Star Game.

Li Ang read the newspaper and felt that it was Stern's fault.

It would be like if a certain bald man took charge and changed the All-Star voting rules for you in minutes.

In Li Ang's previous life, in the NBA during the joke era, fan voting only accounted for a small part of the selection of All-Star players.

Who can become the All-Star starter is basically decided by the league, and fans have no sense of participation at all.

It is Stern who knows what the fans want best.

Amid the doubts from Ugly fans, on January 31, at a press conference after Li Ang led his team to defeat the Boston Celtics, a reporter told Li Ang:

"Congratulations, Lee, you became the top vote-getter for the 2003 NBA All-Star Weekend! This is the first time in NBA history that an international player can win the title of top vote-getter for the All-Star Weekend! At this moment, what do you want to say? "

Although he had been mentally prepared for it, Li Ang was still surprised when he heard the result.

NBA All-Star vote leader. This is an honor that Li Ang never dared to imagine before.

You know, Li Ang's starting point is actually not high. He didn't score as many rebounds in his rookie season.

After several years of hard work, only Li Ang himself understands all the hardships to get to this point.

Although the All-Star vote king is not a hard honor, for Li Ang, it is already very precious.

Li Ang tried to stay calm and approached the microphone: "Thank you to the fans who support me. The title of All-Star vote leader is a great honor for me. I will definitely maintain my condition and play better in the All-Star Game and the following games." exciting competition!"

Li Ang's fans shook their heads after hearing this.

It's gone. Li Ang is simply gone.

He also said "strive to play a more exciting game", which is hilarious!

Li Ang, Li Ang, I advise you not to be ungrateful. You don’t really think that we are fans of you because you play the ball beautifully, right?

With your three moves and three threats, you still want to attract fans?

The main thing is to suppress the useless ones and fight for a few more fierce battles in the second half of the season. Don’t let down the expectations of us fighting fans!

In the All-Star area, Li Ang was finally crowned the king.

Kobe Bryant ranked second and became the second-most vote-getter in this All-Star Game.

Reporters asked Kobe if the second place was the top loser.

Kobe said that I never said such things, I don’t know anything, don’t spread rumors, believe it or not, I will sue you for defamation.

Kobe really didn't expect to be beaten by Li Ang in the All-Star voting.

To be honest, he would rather be third than stay under Li Ang's butt.

However, this vote also stimulated Kobe.

This year's All-Stars are a very special All-Star season for Kobe.

Because this year is McQueen's last All-Star tour, and Li Ang has become the All-Star vote king.

The two people Kobe wanted to beat the most gathered together, so let's just catch them all!

Kobe will never compromise, he will turn this All-Star Game into a war.

But Kobe needs helpers, and there is no way he can achieve his goals by relying on him alone.

At this time, Kobe's most loyal henchman volunteered to come to the door.

"Man, do you think we should all work together to hit the All-Star winner?"

Kobe smiled slightly, old dog and eternal wolf, brother, I have exactly what I want!

Thanks to X_Mo Xiaobai, Greedy and Bingxuehehe for their rewards, thank you all! On the last day of October, Lao Ge knelt down and begged all fathers for their monthly votes. I begged on my knees, begged!