Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

On February 5, as the All-Star vote leader, Li Ang ushered in another big victory.

This time, the Pistons once again defeated the New Jersey Nets 106-84.

Kenyon Martin originally returned from injury at the end of January. Before the game, he also said harshly that he would pay for it with blood.

This made Li Ang prepare very seriously and intensely for the competition. After training every day, he had to practice punching sandbags for half an hour.

Try to keep up the good work and give Martin another course of treatment.

As a result, before the start of today's game, Nets officials suddenly announced that Kenyon Martin would not be able to participate in the game due to stomach pain and diarrhea.

Li Ang is so convinced. What kind of brain circuits do you old gangsters have?

If you can fight, then fight, and if you can't, just give in. Is there any point in pretending like this?

Bowen also admires Martin very much. How did Master Ma do it? It was a success as soon as I installed it.

I have used the stomachache trick so many times, but I have never been able to deceive anyone. I have to be sent to the field to beat Li Ang every time!

Bowen has already thought about it. When the All-Star Game happens in a few days, he will bring a few fruit baskets to see Martin. After finishing the fruit baskets, he will go find some fruit plates, the kind that can be called for a new batch.

Please tell me Martin's secret to pretending to have a stomachache.

If Martin knew what Bowen and Leon were thinking, he would probably jump with anger.

What am I pretending to be? Am I, Kenyon Martin, that kind of person?

I really have a stomachache!

This morning he was so thin that he was almost dehydrated, so the head coach didn't let Martin continue to play.

Martin is not pretending, he has invested a lot of money.

The night before the competition, Martin bought several large barrels of Haagen-Dazs and ate them all in one sitting.

What’s it like to eat Haagen-Dazs until it’s watery? Master Ma will take you to experience it today.

Great praise!

Therefore, Martin is just relying on his ability, how can he say he is just pretending?

The Nets were originally in a hurry on offense, but without Martin, the offense was even more difficult to watch.

As a result, the Pistons easily defeated the Nets for the second time and won the last game before the All-Star Weekend.

At this point, Li Ang has played exactly 10 games since his return.

In the past 10 games without Li Ang, the Pistons had 4 wins and 6 losses. In the 10 games with Bosh in which Li Ang played, the Pistons had 9 wins and 1 loss!

Make a decision!

In these 10 games, the Pistons lost only one game to the Mavericks, who currently have the best record in the Western Conference.

All other opponents were easily crushed by the Pistons.

At this stage of the All-Star Game, the Pistons had a record of 35 wins and 12 losses, ranking first in the Eastern Conference.

After winning this game, Li Ang can participate in this year's All-Star Weekend with peace of mind.

Although Li Ang became the top vote-getter in this year's All-Stars, Li Ang actually didn't care much.

Because the protagonist of this year's All-Star Game is undoubtedly Michael Jordan.

Jordan's last All-Star was a highly anticipated one.

If Li Ang were in the West, he might be able to serve as Jordan's opponent and disrupt his performance.

But this time Li Ang happened to be in the East and could only be teammates with Jordan.

This is destined that Li Ang, the top vote-getter, will not have much room to perform.

By then, most of the balls will definitely be played by Mike.

Li Ang also didn't want to ruin the atmosphere of Jordan's last All-Star Game, and he was too lazy to compete with Jordan for the right to win.

The old man's last All-Star, let him have fun.

With first place in the Eastern Conference, Li Ang and Ben flew to Atlanta together.

That's right, Ben was selected to the Eastern All-Star team as a backup center in this year's All-Star Game.

Originally, in history, Ben was the starting center in the Eastern Conference, but there is no way, now Yao Ming is also in the Eastern Conference.

I think back then, even O'Neal could only serve as a substitute for Yao Ming in the All-Star Game, let alone a big player.

However, Ben was already very excited to be selected for the All-Star bench.

For Chinese fans, this year’s All-Star Game is also full of gimmicks.

Of the five starters in the All-Star Game, two are Chinese players.

A few years ago, fans wouldn't have dared to be so cruel.

Two Chinese players selected as All-Star starters at the same time? I'm afraid this is not a dream.

But now, the dream has become a reality.

On the plane, Ben was very excited to participate in the All-Star Game for the first time.

"Oh, let me just say, my offensive firepower cannot be underestimated. Now, I am an All-Star level scorer!"

I'm so proud of myself, let's see who dares to say that I can't attack in the future!

Li Ang shook his head. He is so weird. He probably has the lowest scoring average among all the players selected as All-Stars in NBA history.

Although Uncle Mu was also an All-Star on defense back then, his scoring average in that team was at least double figures.

My brother is doing better, averaging 6.9 points per game and making the All-Star team. Take a look at your scoring data. Does it look like the scoring data of a serious person?

But I don’t think so. 6.9 points, rounded up, is 7.9 points.

7.9 points, rounded up again, it is 8.9 points.

If we continue to round like this, how come my scoring average is not in double figures?

As a player who came from the same junior college, Li Ang said that this is not how rounding is taught in our junior colleges!

6.9 points, which should be rounded to 7 points. 7 points is then rounded up to 10 points.

Your process is wrong!

While the two math geniuses, Leon and Ben, were still discussing advanced mathematics on the plane, the three Western zoo combinations of snake, shark and wolf had arrived in Atlanta.

Shark's attitude towards this All-Star is similar to that of Li Ang, just paddle around.

But snakes are different from wolves, they really want to win.

Garnett was unwilling to lag behind Li Ang, while Kobe wanted to catch Li Ang and Jordan in one fell swoop.

As soon as Kobe arrived in Atlanta, he found an arena to practice more.

O'Neal was convinced. He felt that Kobe was simply sick.

Pervert, you know.

Garnett was encouraged to see Kobe working so hard.

So he decided to go back to his hotel room early to watch a horror movie.

Why doesn't this count as hard work? How dare you go head-to-head with him, Old Li, if you don't build up your courage first?

Are you kidding!

As the All-Star vote king, Li Ang has an unusually large number of commercial activities this year.

Just participating in business activities every day is exhausting.

And what left Li Ang speechless the most was that the interaction between the stars and the fans was all about shooting shots on the basketball court.

Fortunately for Li Ang, the interaction between him and the fans took place in the boxing ring!

Li Ang stood on the stage wearing boxing gloves, his eyes dull.

Why does Rnm become like this!

Although he was a little fucked up, Li Ang still gained great popularity.

Because people discovered that this guy who was fierce on the court was unexpectedly gentle in front of the fans.

When he returned to the hotel to rest in the evening, Li Ang and Ben were studying the situation of the Eastern Conference playoffs, but suddenly received a text message from Carolina.

"Did you enjoy boxing today?"

"happy."

"Old pervert!"

Li Ang:? ? ?

What's going on with you, you damn girl? Why did you curse someone after saying just two sentences?

And the scolding was incomprehensible. Can the word "old pervert" be used against me?

I'm not old at all!

Soon, Li Ang received another MMS message from Carolina, which was a picture.

In 2003, you could already send pictures by texting on your mobile phone.

Of course, you need a relatively "high-end" mobile phone to enjoy such services.

Fortunately, in this era, sending pictures on mobile phones is not yet popular and developed, otherwise God knows how many good things I would like to share with Li Ang.

Li Ang clicked on the mosaic-like picture and saw his own outline and the outline of a female fan among a bunch of pixel squares.

This is a photo of Li Ang boxing with a female fan at the Fans Jialianhua event this afternoon.

This female fan Li Ang was very impressed, not because Li Ang was an old pervert, but because after this female fan took off her sweater, her muscle lines were even more obvious than Wang Zhizhi's.

Therefore, Li Ang couldn't help but take a few more glances at his waistcoat line. It's not lust, it's just curiosity.

Oh, is this an old pervert?

Besides, I think girls are none of your damn business.

"If I didn't look for you, you wouldn't even know to look for me. You didn't even invite me to watch the All-Star Game. I made cement juice for you for so many days in vain!

Disgusting, disgusting! "

Before Li Ang knew how to reply, Carolina sent several more similar text messages.

"Li, what are you doing with a sad face?" Daben noticed that Li Ang was a little absent-minded, so he came up to ask.

"It's nothing, it's just spam text messages. Don't pay attention to them. What's the matter? I'll go to the toilet first."

Li Ang said not to pay attention, but after hiding in the toilet, he still replied.

"When do you have time?"

For some reason, Li Ang also wanted to see her.

After two days of warm-up, on the third day of All-Star Weekend, the much-anticipated All-Star Game officially begins!

Before the start of this year's All-Star Game, Mariah Kelly, the biggest singer in U.S. basketball, wore Jordan's Wizards No. 23 jersey and sang a soulful farewell to Jordan.

Danzi sat on the sidelines, tears welling up in his eyes.

Countless fans also shed tears of emotion.

Jordan also delivered a retirement speech before the All-Star Game. This time, this generation of legends is really leaving.

After a colorful and tear-jerking show, the game officially began.

This year in the East, the starting five are Iverson, Jordan, Tracy McGrady, Leon and Yao Ming.

Originally, the starting No. 2 position was Carter, but Carter took the initiative to give up his starting position to Jordan, so the four major shooting guards in the Eastern Conference were not able to get together this time.

In the West, the five tigers are Nash, Kobe, Garnett, Duncan and O'Neal.

Kobe is responsible for scoring, Garnett is responsible for hard play, Duncan is responsible for staying idle, and Nash is responsible for dirty play.

It can be said that this criminal gang has a clear division of labor and is bound to overthrow the enemy.

What? What is O'Neal responsible for, you ask?

Of course O'Neal is in charge of making fun of it.

The game officially started, and as expected, the Eastern team gave Jordan the ball as soon as they had it.

Danzi was also unceremonious, he picked up the ball and swung it, and when he swung it, he hit the basket steadily.

There is no way, the flying man is indeed old. In the past, the Eastern team had already taken the lead.

Jordan showed his age, while everyone on the Western Conference team showed their talents.

Garnett turned over and hit a jumper as soon as he came up, and then Kobe hit a fadeaway jumper in a one-on-one with Jordan.

The most humiliating thing was the third minute of the first quarter, when Jordan challenged Kobe Bryant in the mid-range. He used a skillful turnaround fake shot to hit Kobe Bryant.

Then, taking advantage of the moment when Kobe was out of position, he turned around and prepared to shoot.

In the past, Jordan not only had to score this kind of ball, but after he scored, he would spread his hands and stick out his tongue at you, admiring the way you were dissatisfied with him but couldn't kill him.

But now, when Jordan takes a shot, he is greeted by a big shot from Kobe!

After Kobe was knocked away, he immediately took off a second time and slapped Jordan's shot away!

From the first quarter of this All-Star game, Kobe had no intention of showing mercy!

This goal caused Kobe to be reviled by some fans, and people said that he was unreasonable.

Of course, it also won praise from some fans. People say that this is the real successor to Jordan.

Seeing Kobe playing so high, the hard guy also got excited.

After one round, Harde took the ball and attacked the Eastern team's inside line.

He wanted to end the offense with a huge dunk and then yell at Jordan.

As a result, his plan was only half successful.

No dunks, just yelling.

"Oh my God!"

With a loud roar, Garnett fell to the floor and stared at the ceiling.

Soon, Li Ang with a fierce expression appeared in his field of vision: "Let's have fun, there is no place for you to run wild in the restricted area!"

Garnett rarely got hard, but was knocked over by Li Ang.

Li Ang really didn't care much about winning or losing today, and he could accept giving the damn ball to Danzi on the offensive end.

I don’t have to perform, but you don’t want to perform on my head.

We, Lao Li, don't engage in loss-making business, so it's fine if I don't take your idea, but you also hold back on my idea.

Therefore, on the defensive end, Li Ang is still quite serious.

This year's All-Star Game is just a show, with only the tough ones and Danzi taking the beating.

After realizing it, he didn't look for Li Ang again in the subsequent games, and just caught the wheat and beat him.

The game was very tense and neither side could completely open up the score.

To be honest, the Eastern Conference team was able to hold on to the score today, all thanks to the hard work of Li Ang, Big Ben and Yao Ming.

Otherwise, Danzi's offense today would have ruined the game.

Danzi didn't know if it was because he was too sad before the game, but his competitive state was very bad today.

Forget about shooting, Danzi even missed a dunk during a fast break.

At that moment, the whole place was silent. Air Jordan actually missed a dunk. It was so embarrassing.

Although during this period, Jordan broke Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's All-Star Game scoring record and became the first person in All-Star scoring history.

But this still can't hide Jordan's embarrassment today.

The game continued like this until the fourth quarter. Jordan had a chance to kill the game, but his key shot was blocked by Marion, who had an amazing wingspan.

In desperation, the game was dragged into overtime.

In overtime, Jordan still went his own way, hoping to end the game with his own hands.

However, as the game length accumulated, Jordan's shooting percentage became lower and lower.

Li Ang was worried when he saw it. He had to give the ball to me. The game would have been won long ago.

But what can Li Ang do? Fans paid money to watch Jordan hit the iron today.

At the last moment of overtime, Jordan finally created a miracle.

Adhering to the principle of standing up wherever he fell, he continued to single out Marion on the right side of the court.

This time, Danzi used his signature fadeaway jumper.

Even Marion's long arms couldn't block the basketball.

This time Jordan not only avoided Marion, but also threw the ball directly in, tying the score at the last moment!

At that moment, the whole audience was excited, Jordan finally found his true colors as a killer!

Li Ang also became excited. At this point in the game, Li Ang, who originally had no interest in the outcome of the game, now wanted to win.

Waiting for the second overtime, Li Ang decided to be more proactive and finish off the Cauliflower Snake and Hard Special!

As a result, in the last few seconds, when the two sides were tied, O'Neal inexplicably fouled Kobe on a three-pointer!

At that time, Kobe received the basketball on the right side of the three-point line, and O'Neal ran directly into it without any explanation.

Kobe gets three free throw opportunities!

At that moment, Li Ang's fists clenched.

What the hell. Your IQ is not as good as Yasuko’s!

O'Neal was also confused. He probably didn't even know why he did what he did just now.

But what happened happened, and in the end, Kobe killed the game by making 2 of 3 free throws from the free throw line. The Western Team won the All-Star Game. Jordan's All-Star Finale ended in this regrettable way.

At the end of the game, Kobe and Garnett hugged each other excitedly.

Kobe was the key to killing the game at the last moment, and Garnett was feeling hot today, so he scored 35 points with a hot-blooded jump shot outside the three-second zone. He was the highest scorer on the team in this game.

The wolf and the snake finally did something big together. How could they not be excited?

After being beaten all season long, these two brothers finally felt proud and proud today!

Jordan looked up at the score, put his hands on his hips, and lowered his head in despair.

This may be the most disappointing night of God's career.

This game also reminded fans that competitive sports can be cruel.

The age of God has inevitably come to an end.

When Jordan was down, Li Ang, AI, Carter, Tracy McGrady, Kobe and Hardy looked at each other.

The old ruler has fallen, so who can truly rule the alliance again?

Is it Kobe, who has won two consecutive championships, or Carter, who is closest to Jordan in dunking.

Is it the AI ​​that surpasses Jordan, or the enviable talent of Tracy McGrady.

or.

Is he the guy who is leading the Bad Boys to a sudden rise?

Everyone has a little plan in mind, and everyone wants to be the next ruler.

In the end, Garnett became the AMVP of this All-Star Game.

After receiving the award, Garnett held the trophy high and roared wildly on the court.

While roaring, he did not forget to look at Li Ang deliberately.

So what if you risked me today? I am AMVP!

Garnett showed off his power in front of Li Ang, and Kobe also came over and patted Li Ang on the shoulder: "I'm sorry, All-Star vote winner."

Kobe wanted to appreciate the way Li Ang gritted his teeth in anger, but he was disappointed.

Because instead of gritting his teeth in anger, Li Ang smiled at Kobe.

"It doesn't matter, there's nothing to be sorry for. Big deal, I'll steal the championship from you."

After saying that, Li Ang walked towards Jiute again.

He swallowed hard and wanted to use his ultimate move - fight and then retreat!

But now as AMVP, wouldn’t it be embarrassing if he stepped back?

Therefore, Garnett could only stand there and face Li Ang with a forced smile.

Li Ang did not hurt AMVP in public, but gave Jiute a very friendly hug.

"Well done Kevin, you deserve to be AMVP today."

Garnett was a little surprised to hear that Li Ang was actually congratulating himself.

Damn it.

Is it possible that Li Ang was really conquered by me? ?

Hahahahaha, indeed, as long as you are tough enough, everyone will surrender to you!

Jiute was still daydreaming, but Li Ang lay next to Jiute's ear and leisurely added:

"Did you feel good about winning against Kobe today? You always have time to be alone, right? Don't forget, we will meet soon after the All-Star Game. Then, let's slowly reminisce about old times."

After saying that, Li Ang patted Garnett on the shoulder and stepped aside.

When the time comes, Li Ang will complete the All-Star feud and the task of defeating the star forwards together!

AMVP stood there and swallowed.

this.

no

Kobe save me!

Kobe looked at Hardy from a distance and shook his head slightly: "Hey, it's such a pity that such a good young man is gone at the last word."

Laughing to death, there is absolutely nothing Kobe can do.

After the All-Star Game, Li Ang returned to the locker room and looked at his phone.

A few days ago, Carolina said that she was free after the All-Star Game.

So, Leon sent a text message to Carolina:

"If you are free on February 17th, I will invite you to come to Detroit to watch the game.

Watch me slay the wolf! "

Garnett sat in front of the locker, holding the AMVP trophy, but he didn't smile at all.

He really wanted to ask Kobe: "Can I give you this trophy?"

Without Kobe's help, can he still overthrow Li Ang?

The wolf was very confused.

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