Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

The playoffs have progressed so far, and the final four in the East and West have finally been decided.

In the East, the Chicago Bulls defeated the Magic and Wizards without any suspense and advanced to the Eastern Conference Finals.

In the two rounds of games, the Bulls only lost 1 game combined.

Not to mention the Magic, although in addition to Howard, they also have Marion and Josh Howard.

But Josh Howard has not fully grown up yet and his combat effectiveness is limited.

And Marion also struggled under the defense of water delivery brother Artest.

Because of the relaxation of penalty standards in the playoffs, Artest's defense has restored at least 80% of its success.

It's not yet at the level of DPOY, but it's more than enough to kill Marion, who is an even uglier shooter.

Regardless of Marion's original historical data, he averaged 21.8 points per game at his peak.

But in fact, it was because Marion took advantage of the seven-second offense and Nash.

Nash is like a PS software that can turn a five-point woman into an eighty-nine-point girl.

Under Nash's PS software, Marion seems to be quite capable.

But without the seven-second offense and Nash, Marion's offense is not that strong.

Not to mention the inside, Howard actually played power forward in the first few years of his career.

The Magic really regard him as Duncan's backup tire.

Since Duncan really can't win, it's time for us to create a bankrupt version of Duncan, right?

At this time, the man guarding the Magic's inside line was the little-known Kevin Cato.

As a blue-collar human shield, Cato cannot be expected to contain a super insider like Yao Ming.

Because of Milicic's presence, Howard couldn't double-team Yao Ming.

As a result, Yao Ming averaged 24+11+2.4 blocks per game in the series, completely dominating the paint.

Don't be spoiled by the Suns' explosive statistics and think that 24 points per game is very little.

The Suns are the only team in the league with statistics as explosive as the Suns.

The Bulls are a team that focuses on defense and plays at a slow pace. Yao Ming averaged 24 points per game, which is already very good.

In this way, the Bulls passed the first round without any suspense.

The opponent in the second round, the Wizards, is actually not much better than the Magic.

Although Arenas averaged 24.5 points per game in the series, his shooting percentage was only 38.2%.

Except for the Wizards who won the game in G2 with Arenas' 44 points in a single game after his explosion, the Wizards lost the remaining four games without any suspense.

The Chicago Bulls are probably the easiest team to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals this season.

Yao Ming was not even tired, and he had already reached the top of the Eastern Conference.

The teams in the Eastern Conference finally got rid of Li Ang, but now they have Yao Ming.

What a sin!

In the past few days, Artest sang a newly learned Chinese song when he was interviewed by CCTV. It is said that this is a war song taught by Yao Ming: "Good sons and daughters of the Bull, unite as one and work together to defeat the ambitious wolf of American imperialism!"

Before every appearance, the Bulls generals would roar.

After Artai finished singing, a bunch of reporters from the Mi Li family nearby clapped and applauded.

CCTV reporters were holding back their laughter, fearing that in a few years the entire NBA would turn red.

The Bulls advanced easily, but the path to advancement for Leon's old club, the Pistons, was more bumpy.

In the Eastern Conference semifinals, the same thing happened in the original history.

The Heat originally led the Pistons 2-1, but after Wade was injured, the Pistons finally counterattacked the Heat and once again entered the Eastern Conference Finals with a total score of 4-3.

The moment the Pistons won the tiebreaker, Kobe really wanted to recognize Ben as a brother.

Shaq stopped in the Eastern Conference semifinals, what's the difference between me not making the playoffs hahahaha!

He sent a text message to Ben at that time: "Congratulations!"

But Ben's reply made Kobe instantly depressed: "Don't contact me, I'm afraid Li Ang will misunderstand."

The old enemies of the Bulls and Pistons meet again in the Eastern Conference Finals.

But this year, because Yao Ming plays very easily, and because of the presence of Carter and Milicic, Yao Ming no longer needs to average nearly 40 minutes per game like last year.

The Pistons can no longer expect Yao Ming to be injured.

The Pistons can't always be so lucky. Wade was injured against the Heat, and Yao Ming was injured against the Bulls.

At this time, Da Ben really missed Li Ang very much.

If Li Ang were here, would the Pistons be afraid of the Bulls?

Li Ang is responsible for defense and I am responsible for scoring. Our brothers are holding AKs and loading them with their backhand. Facing the world, becoming bigger and stronger!

It's all the fault of Larry Brown.

Lost Li Ang and lost the championship. Now you have two meters of grass growing on your grave, but the Pistons will be ruined in the next few years.

Although the second match between the Pistons and the Bulls in the Eastern Conference Finals is very topical, Artest feels that his singing will definitely make him the focus of the United States.

But he turned on the TV the next day and saw that the whole world was reporting on the upcoming game between the Suns and Spurs!

The Pistons and Bulls seemed to be forgotten in the corner, with no one paying attention.

Artest stood up as soon as he slammed the table. Don't you news media be so disrespectful!

You can ignore me, but how can you ignore our shining star Yao?

To be honest, the second match between the Bulls and Pistons in the Eastern Conference Finals is indeed quite attractive.

But the game between the Suns and the Spurs is really fascinating.

Normally, maybe sports cars are pretty good-looking. But if there is a beautiful woman standing next to a sports car, who the hell is looking at the car?

The game between the Bulls and the Pistons is like this. It is indeed quite attractive to isolate their games.

But when you put it next to the Suns and Spurs, it immediately becomes boring.

Because no matter how the Bulls and Pistons play, the game is limited to basketball.

Although Da Ben is born with strange powers, he is not easy to take action and rarely takes the initiative to cause trouble.

Although Yao Ming, the Bulls tyrant, has a strong elbow, he is very good at controlling the scale and rarely has real conflicts with his opponents.

What's more, the Bulls also have a strong player named Tai Paopao. His role is to give in instantly when a fight actually breaks out, and then directly calm down the conflict.

So in Chicago, everyone likes to call Yasuko to calm things down.

As soon as Yasuko ran away, Taiping came.

The game between the Suns and the Spurs is not just a basketball game.

The Spurs' behavior is now public knowledge.

But some people still believe that those are really accidents.

Under the threat of the Spurs, everyone knows that Li Ang cannot sit still and wait for death.

Therefore, the game between the Spurs and the Suns is very likely to suddenly change from a basketball game to a fighting game.

This was so exciting all of a sudden.

Look at what happened to Ma Long before. Li Ang is definitely not the kind of person who only talks but doesn't do anything.

He likes to open an extra door for you.

If you really piss off Li Ang, Li Ang will try his best to fight back.

If Bowen really dares to take action against the Suns, he may not end up much better than Malone.

The day before the game started, both sides also held regular pre-match press conferences.

Under Li Ang, the reporters’ questions almost all had nothing to do with basketball. They were all about:

"Lee, what new Jiu-Jitsu moves will you bring us this time?"

"In which round do you think the KO will occur? No, in which quarter of the game?"

"Will Haslem be a special guest again this time?"

Li Ang instantly felt as if he was not about to participate in a basketball game, but a fighting game.

Faced with such questions, Li Ang just spread his hands innocently: "Who here doesn't know? I'm so good at playing! I'm just a person who likes playing. I don't understand anything else. I can't answer you at all. These are the questions!”

The reporters at the scene all laughed. I don’t know if Li Ang will fight, but his ability to tell lies with his eyes open is definitely among the top three in the league.

Li Ang said that everything I said told the truth, I said it all, I am just a person who likes to play basketball.

Understand? Playing basketball is just a hobby, our major is fighting.

Fighting is my specialty.

These questions of yours are too amateurish for me to answer.

At this time, at the Spurs' press conference, there was also sitting one of the top three experts in telling lies with his eyes open.

"How many times do I have to say that what happened to the Sonics were just accidents on the court. I also feel very sad, very sympathetic, and very sorry for the accident that happened to the Sonics.

Originally, it would have been a more suspenseful series.

But they unexpectedly lost three of their five starters, which was too bad.

Things like stepping on someone else's foot and spraining your ankle are actually commonplace on the field. Bruce has to mark the best players in the league every day. If he really intends to play dirty, the chance of his opponent being injured is much higher than now!

So stop blaming Bowen. I have asked Bruce to maintain his original defensive strategy and style and not to be affected by outside influences. "

This is the most shameless thing about Popovich.

After other teams made a profit, they basically shut up after getting an advantage. It is best to keep silent about this matter.

But Popovich is different. He has to erect a monument even though he is a watcher. Even though you have stepped down, you still have to arrogantly deny it.

Not only do you have to deny it, but you also have to stand on the moral high ground and accuse others.

This is just like a group of perverts who read basketball articles every day telling you that sex is empty.

If you read it, you will read it, and if it becomes astringent, it will become astringent.

It's so shameless to blame others after you've done it yourself.

In fact, Popovich didn't lie either.

It was truly unexpected that three of the Sonics' five starters reported to the hospital.

Because according to Popovich's original plan, all five of them had to report to the hospital.

In the end, not only were the five people not allowed to go in neatly, but an extra substitute was killed.

What do you mean this is not an accident on the court?

After the pre-match press conference, the reporters had a feeling in their hearts: Popovich and Li Ang were both quite shameless!

But, having said that, only the shameless can deal with the shameless.

Only magic can defeat magic.

Junzi Lei and his teammates were so manipulated by the Spurs because they were too shameless.

Since both Leon and Vicki denied at the press conference that they would escalate the game, then the competition will definitely escalate!

This is the same as saying "I can't go home too late" and "I just went in to get a glass of water". Everyone understands it, but it's just tacit.

Finally, in mid-May, the Suns and Spurs, a pair of teams that have created countless wonderful moments for everyone this season, met at the top of the Western Conference!

Speaking of which, this is the first time in the past six years that there is no Lakers in the Western Conference Finals, and the first time in the past six years that there is neither Kobe nor O'Neal in the Western Conference Finals.

Because today is the home court of the Suns, reporters also interviewed Li Ang before the game started: "If Bruce comes to defend you, how will you respond?"

Instead of yelling angrily like Ray Allen, Li Ang smiled and said, "It doesn't matter how he defends me, he can't defend me anyway."

Really arrogant and confident.

On the other side, before Bowen came on the court, he covered his stomach and said, "Coach, I seem to have relapsed into my old habits."

Bowen doesn't care about a team like the SuperSonics that doesn't have a grumpy old man, and even enjoys it a little bit.

But the memory of the last time the Suns were beaten to death by Haslem on the spot is still deeply imprinted in Bowen's mind.

Popovich knew that Bowen was nervous again and starting to make excuses again.

After all, his excuses haven't changed at all over the years.

In addition to stomachache and diarrhea, can't you change to something else?

For example, it’s not very convenient these days.

In the past, Popovich forced Bowen to play.

But there is a problem, that is, Bowen cannot exert his full power when he is afraid.

Facing Li Ang, he was always timid and never let go enough.

How can you do a good job of stepping on your feet if you don't have enough space?

Popovich then decided not to push Bowen today, but to enlighten him.

Help him guide him well.

So, the old thief put his hand on Bowen's shoulder.

"Bruce, how many years have you been with me?"

"Well, it's been a while, right?"

"I know that you have suffered a lot of grievances over the years. But I will always remember your sacrifices, Commander.

Don't worry Bruce, as long as we can win the championship this year, I guarantee that your jersey will be hanging above the ATT Center in the future! I guarantee you will have a chance to play for the national team.

I won't let you pay for it, Bruce. This is how I, the old thief Vicki, help whoever helps me.

And, this is the Western Conference Finals. After the Western Conference Finals, comes the Finals. Li Ang would never dare to risk being suspended to hurt you, he would never dare!

So you must be bolder today and just go ahead and do it!

Remember, you are a man! Remember, how did you struggle for so many years before you reached the NBA.

You didn't come to the NBA to mess around, you are destined to make a career. Overall winner, Bruce. This year is the closest we are to the championship! "

Popovich's bowl of chicken soup will make everyone in Bowen feel dizzy.

Things like jersey retirement, championships, and the national team are honors that a person who couldn't even play in the NBA would dare to think about.

And now, he could have all of this.

Bowen nodded, feeling that he had really met Bole.

It's true. If you change someone to coach, Bowen won't be that powerful.

When Larry Brown and Pat Riley used Bowen, Bowen was not as destructive as he is now.

Bowen and Popovich, this is a black-footed encounter with a black-hearted person, and they become black together.

"Don't worry Pop, I won't let you down!"

Chicken soup cures all kinds of diseases. As this wave continues, Bowen no longer has stomach pain and is no longer nervous.

Whoever prevents the Spurs from winning the championship will die!

The game is about to begin, and the starting lineups of both teams are in place.

Because Popovich's strategy is still to attack the Suns, the starting five are different from the previous round, becoming Kidd, Ginobili, Bowen, Horry and Duncan.

Bowen stared at Li Ang. He would directly confront Li Ang today.

Locking down the opponent's star player has always been Bowen's responsibility.

Under normal circumstances, Bowen will not make bad moves as soon as he comes up.

Unless the normal defense is really unstoppable and the Spurs really cannot beat him, Bowen will take action to fundamentally solve the problem.

But today, Bowen decided to attack Li Ang directly.

Every bet must be padded!

Everyone on the Spurs team is already very aware of Li Ang's strength.

Li Ang's 48 seconds and 17 minutes had already made the Spurs a historic backdrop.

Therefore, there is no need for any temptation now.

Just fix it!

Every shot must be padded. No matter how patient Li Ang is, he can't last until the end of the game.

The game officially started, Xiao Ou fought for the first ball from Duncan.

The Spurs' defense was very timely because they knew that even in the lightning-fast opening, the Suns were capable of launching a fast break.

There is an old saying in China: If there is both Na and Li, the attack will be unreasonable.

The Suns didn't test the Spurs any more, they just handed the ball to Li Ang and then shot it all over the place.

This is the Western Conference Finals. As soon as it starts, everyone will directly use their killing moves.

Seeing Li Ang catch the basketball, Bowen couldn't be happier.

If everything goes well, Li Ang might be able to say goodbye to this season in the first round!

After Li Ang saw the lineup stretched out, he slowly approached Bowen with the ball, and then showed a ferocious smile: "Is it still painful to have a big butt after all these years?"

"Fuck!" Bowen's heart was hurt a lot, and he would never forget the painful time when he was hot and bloody.

But today, you can't scare me!

Li Ang passed by Bowen in a change of direction, then suddenly stopped and made a mid-range jumper.

Bowen saw the right moment, took a big step forward, and naturally placed his feet under Li Ang's feet.

Because the whole action was so natural, Bowen ensured that no one could tell that he did it on purpose.

Seeing Li Ang throw the ball and his body began to fall, Bowen smiled.

Goodbye, MVP.

"brush!"

"Ouch~~~"

The moment the basketball hit the net, a scream came from the scene, and Popovich was overjoyed.

Is happiness about to knock on the door?

But what was counterproductive was that Popovich found that Leon turned and walked away like a normal person.

Bowen, on the other hand, stood there, looking at Popovich with a painful expression.

Just now, Li Ang landed with his feet together after shooting. Increasing the landing area also increases stability, so he will not be easily sprained.

And the weight of Li Ang's fall after jumping up fell on Bowen's toes.

If this were in Tom and Jerry, Bowen's toes would be so swollen that they would burst through his sneakers.

Anyone who has ever had their toe stubbed knows that the pain at that moment is beyond words.

Let’s put it this way, developing a new trail may not be that painful.

As soon as Bowen came up, he was killed once by Li Ang.

Not only did the opponent score a goal, but his foot was almost crushed, Bowen's defense in the first round could be said to be a complete failure.

There was no way, Bowen was responsible for his own losses. Besides, accidentally stepping on someone is not a foul on the basketball court.

Therefore, Bowen could only endure the pain and limp toward the frontcourt.

The Spurs' offense was not slow either, and the ball was quickly pushed into the frontcourt.

But in this attack, Duncan's short-range jump shot failed to hit.

Old Dengtou is indeed very strong, but he is not always infallible.

The moment he saw Duncan hitting the iron, Bowen started running back and biting Li Ang.

Sure enough, Xiao Ao grabbed the rebound and handed the ball directly to Li Ang. Li Ang went straight to the fast break.

Bowen only felt lucky that he caught up immediately, otherwise Li Ang would have succeeded in this fast break.

While pursuing the defense, Bowen was thinking about how to defend this time to ensure that nothing goes wrong.

He originally wanted to stop jumping and wait for Li Ang under the basket.

But eventually gave up.

First of all, it's too obvious to step up like this.

Secondly, if the stepping stone fails and Li Ang gets another 2 points, it will be very uneconomical.

So, when Li Ang entered the penalty area for a layup, Bowen also jumped up to block it.

He planned to finish Li Ang at the moment the two sides landed.

After jumping up, Bowen saw Li Ang's big iron elbow hitting his face.

Li Ang is going to teach Bowen today what it means to strike first and gain the upper hand!

"boom!"

During Li Ang's layup, he "accidentally" gave Bowen a big elbow on the head.

Again, the characteristic of Chinese basketball is that basketball fights regardless of family.

Bowen directly received an elbow from Li Ang, not to mention stepping on his feet. He couldn't even tell where the north, south, east, and west were.

And because Li Ang's elbow during the layup was very natural, the referee didn't find any clues and thought it was just a normal confrontation.

Li Ang scored again and made Bowen suffer again!

Popovich stood up angrily: "Foul, this is a foul!"

After Li Ang heard this, he helped the referee respond to Popovich: "Coach, some accidents on the basketball court are difficult to avoid. You said it yourself!"

After saying that, Li Ang bulged up his muscles and ran back.

Popovich wants to essentially hack the Suns’ best player.

But it’s not certain who will be hacked by whom today!

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