Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

"Hahahahaha, it's so enjoyable! It's so enjoyable!"

Gentleman Ray danced in front of the TV. The original Ray Allen always thought that fighting games were barbaric, bloody and backward.

I don’t know what’s so good about this thing.

But today, Ray Allen finally felt the charm of fighting.

That's right, Ray Allen is watching G1 of the Western Conference Finals between the Spurs and Suns.

But it's also true that he felt like he was watching a fighting game rather than a basketball game.

Fierce hand-to-hand fights, heart-rending shouts, and those R-rated scenes. I dare you to ask which man wouldn’t be moved by this?

This scene is so stimulating that even a serious person like Jun Zi Lei can get hard, even his fists can get hard.

Seeing Bowen being elbowed to pieces, Junzi Lei had never been so happy in his heart.

Facts have proved that whether you like Shibutu, ah no, fighting, has nothing to do with being serious or not.

As long as you are a man who can normally secrete ambition hormones, you will definitely not refuse.

Of course, we won't discuss a few abnormal ones, such as EJ sauce and so on.

Ray Allen had an intracranial orgasm at home, but Popovich had intracranial high pressure on the sidelines.

Fortunately, he had a small pill with him, otherwise he might not be able to stand up.

What Li Ang said just now, "Some accidents on the basketball court are difficult to avoid" is equivalent to a slap in the face to Popovich.

He never imagined that the excuses he gave himself would one day be used by others to disgust him.

Bowen shook his head and got up from the floor.

Li Ang cursed secretly. Bowen could get up so quickly, which meant that he didn't hit the mark.

There is no way, the intensity of swinging the elbow in the air and swinging the elbow in place are completely different.

When the foot is on the ground, the force is fully exerted, so the elbow strike is more powerful.

However, swinging the elbow in the air can only rely on the strength of the waist, abdomen and arms, and the power will be greatly reduced.

So why do men have to unlock new postures all their lives? Because if you don’t explore, you will never know what posture can achieve the effect in one step.

No, Li Ang's elbow just now didn't hit the mark, it was a little shallow.

Li Ang was not going to be merciful to Bowen today, and he couldn't wait for Bowen to destroy his teammates before taking revenge.

Because by then it will be too late.

You can't see the bomb and wait until it has exploded before you defuse it, right? That also has the meaning of Jill.

Beating Bowen is like defusing a bomb, you have to get rid of him before he does any real damage.

Therefore, Li Ang's goal today is actually the same as Bowen's, which is to try his best to end Bowen as soon as possible.

In fact, Li Ang also had a long ideological struggle last night. He was thinking that he took the initiative to cripple people. What is the difference between this and Bowen?

Although Li Ang likes to fight, Li Ang has always been very measured in his actions.

Like the previous Candy Man and Kenyon Martin, Li Ang usually likes to order until the end.

Although Kenyon Martin was hospitalized for a month because of this, at least his injury will not affect his career.

Malone is in a relatively bad situation. His elbow was removed by Li Ang, and his buttocks was forcibly exploded by Li Ang last season.

Li Ang is embarrassed now when he sees this rumor - Li Ang screwed up Ma Long's buttocks.

This shit sounds inexplicably vulgar.

But regardless of whether it's elbow removal or buttocks, none of these actually affect Malone's career.

The reason why Malone retired was not because his buttocks exploded and he couldn't play basketball, but more because of the psychological trauma.

He had no shame to stand in front of a man who had fucked his butt again.

So, just retire and go fishing.

Even Larry Brown, Leon has never been cruel to him.

The pen puncture was really just an accident. Besides, Brown is not working now because he pulled double pulls in last year's finals and the Olympics. It has nothing to do with the pen puncture.

Old Nelson still insists on coaching even though he wears a urine catheter and a urine bag tied inside his trousers.

Larry Brown is unemployed purely because of his inability.

Li Ang never liked to directly destroy people, but this time it was different.

In the series with the SuperSonics, Bowen has completely opened up.

If you don't move him, he will definitely move you.

Maybe he can't defeat Li Ang, but what about Nash, who already has a weak waist? What about Xiao Ao, who originally had glass properties but was well taken care of by the Sun Doctor?

Although Li Ang is already the MVP, he has not belittled himself enough to feel that he does not need his teammates.

Basketball is always a sport of five people. If the Suns are like the SuperSonics before, and three or four people went to the hospital to report, then Li Ang's three consecutive championships will most likely be scrapped.

Therefore, Li Ang was determined to teach Bowen some painful lessons today.

Moreover, he takes the initiative.

Is that what that sentence says?

Hit it with one punch to avoid hundreds of punches coming!

In the first round of the confrontation, Bowen completely failed.

But he didn't give up.

Even Bowen, a friend like Ray Allen, could kill him, let alone Leon.

Today he must destroy Li Ang!

In the Spurs' attack this time, Ginobi used a snake-shaped breakthrough to get rid of Johnson and easily succeeded in a layup.

Although the scale of the playoffs is more open, it is impossible to return to the level of casual grabbing before this season.

Therefore, breakthrough masters like Ginobili are very popular now.

Li Ang not only had to end Bowen today, but also had to take victory into consideration.

Fortunately, Xiaosi became more confident today.

After being tightly guarded by Bowen, Li Ang could only pass the ball to Nash to reorganize.

Nash and Stoudemire pick and roll, Stoudemire quickly followed.

Although Horry is a champion, his defense is really average.

Stoudemire suddenly followed, and Horry couldn't keep up.

Nash then hit the ground and passed the ball to Stoudemire. Stoudemire took two big steps and prepared to attack Huashan, but at this time, Duncan rushed back to the basket and completed the defense in time!

Stoudemire is not like Li Ang or Nash, who can twist his body in the air to pass the ball, ah no, pass the ball.

Stoudemire didn't have the ability to pass the ball temporarily in the air, so he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: "Forget it, just dunk!"

Just like that, Stoudemire smashed the ball into the frame with one hand through Duncan, who raised his arms high!

Duncan is guarding the basket, and Huashan Stoudemire can also hit it!

"Amar'e Stoudemire, just dunk on Duncan! We say this is the Suns. Each of the five starting players can score and attack!" Director Zhang said while rushing to Yu next to him. Good wink.

You should hurry up and improve the classic lines to brighten up the atmosphere!

Yu Jia also reacted immediately: "Tomorrow's top ten goals will be number one. Look at Duncan's background, the little bully will attack Huashan with all his strength!"

Huashan: Damn it! Do you only know Huashan?

Although Stoudemire's data is worse than the original history due to the position of the younger brother in the team. After all, his shot order is the lowest on the team, and even Nash's shot order is higher than him.

But the data has gotten worse, but his strength has not gotten worse.

It was easy for Stoudemire to dunk Duncan.

Moreover, Stoudemire was also very excited to play in the playoffs this year.

Because next season, Stoudemire will be in his contract year.

What if they perform well in the playoffs this year and the Suns directly renew their contract in advance next season?

In short, Stoudemire is very eager to perform in this year's playoffs.

Not to mention Duncan just now, Stoudemire dared to dunk even if Zhang Dashuai stood under the basket without the board of his coffin holding him down.

Seeing Xiaosi slashing Huashan again, Li Ang actually felt a lot more relieved.

Today, there is someone who can help him share the scoring pressure.

The game continued like this for several rounds, and the score was very anxious.

Popovich and Tomjanovich, the Suns and the Spurs, these two coaches, these two teams, have been studying each other for a season.

Because it was the Western Conference Finals, there was no temptation. As soon as the game started, everyone showed off all their tricks.

Therefore, it is normal for the game to be back-and-forth.

Eight minutes into the first quarter, the two teams still had not opened up the score.

On the surface, the basketball war between the two sides is fierce.

Secretly, the martial arts showdown between Li Ang and Bowen was also indecisive.

Bowen has already thought about it. The first thing he will do during the break is to ask the equipment manager to get him a pair of shoes that are one size larger.

This damn thing will be stepped on by Li Ang!

Bowen really made sure to pad almost every shot today. After all, Li Ang didn't take many shots until now in the first quarter.

But Li Ang either avoided Bowen's black foot, or imitated the future Kobe Bryant and directly landed on the ground with both feet and stepped on him!

As a scoring guard, Li Ang is heavier than ordinary guards. After all, he is a person who plays the fourth position.

With such a heavy weight, Bowen jumped up and stepped on Bowen. Bowen was really unable to bear it, and his shoe size actually increased by one size.

Of course, Bowen did not fight back.

Two minutes ago, Bowen wanted to imitate the way he dealt with Szczerbiak, using a flying kick to end Li Ang.

At that time, Li Ang was holding the ball outside the three-point line and passed the ball after a fake shot. Bowen deliberately pretended to jump up to block the ball, but actually used the Foshan Shadowless Kick.

But as a master of modern fighting skills, this direct attack is almost useless against Li Ang.

Li Ang instinctively lowered his waist and leaned back, using the action of dodging bullets in the Matrix movie, and easily dodged Bowen's flying kick.

At that time, after Li Ang passed the ball, Johnson received the ball and shot, but he did not seize the opportunity to shoot.

As a result, he heard a burst of cheers after striking the iron.

It was quite embarrassing to play Joe singles at that time. Why did I hit the iron and the home fans cheered?

However, no one actually watched him shoot at all. All eyes were focused on the fighting match between Li Ang and Bowen.

"Oh, it's beautiful! A very beautiful backward dodge! It seems that Li Ang's backward dodge is not only great when playing basketball! This is what we call the god-level reaction of professional players!"

Yu Jiade slapped the table directly in the studio.

Then, he saw Director Zhang winking at him: "Big-breasted brother, don't forget that you are commentating on a basketball game, a basketball game! Also, who told you to leak the national secret that Li Ang is a professional player? !?"

All I can say is that ginger is still spicy.

Seeing that Li Ang had perfectly avoided Bowen's kick, Coach Zhang had been very calm and just said: "Oh, Johnson's shot is unreasonable."

Yu Jia smiled apologetically, and at the same time admired Director Zhang's calmness.

So, he turned off the microphone temporarily, and then asked Director Zhang: "Director Zhang, has Ning ever worked in the War Ignorance Bureau before?"

Director Zhang:

In short, in the first quarter of the game, not only the Spurs and the Suns played back and forth, but also Li Ang and Bowen.

But because both sides are masters, they can't break the move for the time being.

Li Ang mainly did not want to be too obvious and wanted to kill Bowen without being suspended or with less suspension.

If not restricted by the ban, Li Ang would like to kill Bowen, which is a one-handed operation.

But there is no way. After all, this is a fight with a basketball, so we can't be too arrogant.

Therefore, Li Ang could only keep silently looking for opportunities. During this period, first use stomps and elbow strikes to drain Bowen's blood.

Bowen, on the other hand, suffered from the fact that these conventional tricks were useless against Li Ang, and he even suffered a thousand losses to himself.

In the first quarter of the game, Li Ang and Bowen were fighting wits and courage.

During the intermission, the camera turned back to the TNT studio, and Kenny Smith asked Barkley: "Is the game exciting?"

"It's wonderful, it's wonderful. Let's see the data in the first quarter.

Li Ang had 15 effective strikes in the first quarter, and his effective strike rate was very high. Bowen effectively struck 6 times. Although he did not cause any substantial damage to Li Ang, it was obvious that he was very aggressive today.

The two players have delivered a total of 21 effective strikes in the first quarter. This kind of confrontation is simply exciting! "

Barkley was spitting as he spoke there, while Kenny Smith on the side was twitching at the corner of his mouth.

Sir Flying Pig, we are joining the show, we are joining the show!

This is playing basketball, what kind of messed up data are you talking about? Put it away quickly!

I find it really interesting for those of you who are engaged in basketball nowadays. Basketball commentators talk about fighting, and basketball novels produce dirty pictures. Can basketball be restored to its pure land?

You people, please stop tarnishing the sacred land of basketball!

Although what Kenny Smith said is reasonable,...

Fans just enjoy listening to Barkley's nonsense!

If a serious person watches this game, who is here for basketball?

Why is the game between the Spurs and the Suns more popular than the game between the Bulls and the Pistons?

Isn't it because this game is more exciting than just basketball?

During the break, the old thief Vicki asked Bowen with a blood pressure of 250: "Why haven't you finished Li Ang yet?"

"Coach, this is a master this time! Let's not talk about it for now. Do we have shoes that are one size larger?"

"ah?"

On the other side, Tomjanovich was very concerned about Li Ang's health: "Lee, are you okay? I saw you stepped on Bowen's foot several times in the first quarter."

"So you should ask Bowen if everything is okay." Li Ang responded with a smile, saying that he was fine.

The rest time between sessions is very short, and it is not enough to take advantage of the rest time to get a large size. But today, the break between festivals seemed particularly long. Some people, after finishing the game once, turned around and saw that the game hadn't started yet.

That's what a wonderful game is. Don't talk about intermissions. This game only has a short pause of 20 seconds, and the fans will find it too long.

As a result, when the second quarter started, the fans were disappointed to find that Bowen was still resting and did not play.

Bowen really couldn't stand it any longer. It was okay if he didn't rest. But once he rested, the pain in his foot was really unbearable.

Don't think that having your feet stepped on is not a big deal. In UFC competitions, foot stepping is actually a common tactic used by players.

This proves that stepping on your feet is really harmful.

In the few minutes that Bowen was away, Li Ang began to focus on basketball again.

As a result, the Spurs immediately fell behind.

Popovich is panicking, this is the Western Conference finals.

Being behind by a game, a quarter, or even a round makes the coach panic.

No one wants to fall in a place like the Western Conference Finals.

This is why Coach Lu will be so favored by championship teams in the future.

You don’t really think that falling asleep while coaching a game is a joke, do you?

This just reflects the psychological quality of Lu's guidance that is different from ordinary people!

No matter how fierce you fight, I'll take a nap first and then talk about it.

With this kind of psychological quality, if he is not a championship coach, he will be blinded.

Popovich didn't have this mental quality, so when the Spurs fell behind by 6 points, he couldn't wait to replace Bowen again.

Barkley also said at this time: "The second quarter has officially begun!"

That's right, although the second quarter has already been played for a few minutes.

But only when Bowen and Li Ang are present can the game officially begin.

After the start of the second quarter, Bowen and Li Ang exchanged a few more moves, but neither side made any substantial progress.

Bowen knew at this time that conventional underhanded tactics would not work in a duel with Li Ang.

We must have Yin to bring out innovation, Yin to create creativity, and Yin to bring out confusion.

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At this time, Bowen suddenly remembered the scene when McGrady was injured during the previous regular season.

McGrady was not directly injured at the time, but Finley accidentally hit McGrady's leg after falling, causing McGrady's knee joint to twist, causing the injury.

Bowen touched his chin. He felt like he had found a way to deal with Li Ang!

A minute later, Li Ang set up an off-ball screen for Nash.

Bowen's eyes lit up, what the hell, isn't this opportunity coming?

I saw Bowen pretending to actively switch defenses, but in fact he took a step forward and then pushed Nash towards Li Ang.

How could Nash's small body withstand Bowen's push? He fell down and bumped into Li Ang, running away with his legs.

And Bowen also fell down because he pushed too hard.

This time, it was equivalent to two people running into Li Ang.

Bowen gave Li Ang a trick to beat the cow across the mountain!

The two people crashed into Li Ang at the same time. Bowen thought, Li Ang couldn't escape no matter how lucky he was, right?

Just when Bowen thought he was done, Li Ang faced Nash and Bowen who suddenly attacked him, but he quickly jumped up to avoid them!

Li Ang took off vertically and seemed to pause in the air. He waited for Bowen and Nash to slip under his feet before Li Ang landed!

Everyone was shocked. This is the perfect embodiment of a player's ability to stay in the air!

Bowen was also shocked. He didn't expect that there were actually Chinese people who knew Qing Kung!

Danzi: Actually, Americans know this stuff too.

Curry: I will use my butt to do light kung fu and slide him 50 meters directly!

Li Ang perfectly avoided Bowen and Nash. Bowen's attack ended and it was Li Ang's turn to counterattack!

When he landed, Li Ang pretended to be unsteady and leaned back.

Bowen looked at Li Ang who fell towards him, and his eyes tightened suddenly.

Geneva, are you doing this again?

"Ouch~~~~~"

There was another scream on the basketball court. When Li Ang fell back, his two elbows also stretched back and hit Bowen directly.

Fortunately, Bowen was facing up this time. If Li Ang penetrated him from behind again, his asshole would probably crack a second time.

"Damn it, this is a foul!"

Popovich yelled from the referee again.

Who knew that the referee also imitated Li Ang's tone and said: "He just accidentally fell down. It was just an accident."

Popovich almost fainted from anger at that time. Surprise, surprise, which dog said such disgusting words first?

No, why do I feel like I'm scolding myself?

Bowen was in a lot of pain and was about to use a trick to pinch Li Ang's arm on the floor.

But Li Ang noticed and pushed hard, pushing Bowen away.

This is the first time the two sides have openly clashed!

For a moment, players from both teams came together like crazy.

The two teams were already sworn enemies during the regular season, but now they are just two powder keg, ready to explode at the drop of a hat.

Duncan also actively came up to pull Bowen out, but when he ran over, he accidentally knocked down Nash, who had just gotten up.

Seeing this, Li Ang rushed up and pushed Duncan.

Don't look at Deng Shu, who seems to be quite honest in his dull manner. In fact, this guy also has some fighting skills.

He is a crazy free fighting enthusiast. It is said that the reason why he can maintain his figure after retirement and does not become fat like Kobe is because he has been maintaining his figure through fighting training.

Duncan saw Li Ang pushing him, so he subconsciously swayed, and after dodging, he prepared to push Li Ang away with his other hand.

As a result, Li Ang accurately grabbed Duncan's extended hand and punched with his left hand!

Just when the fist was about to hit Duncan, Li Ang was pulled away by Xiao Ao, and Duncan survived.

Although he was not hit, and although Duncan remained expressionless, he actually broke out in a cold sweat.

Li Ang is not at the level that a fancier should be!

Damn it, Duncan might just be a fan of combat sports.

But Li Ang, he used to rely on this for a living.

How did you say that? Don't use your hobbies to challenge other people's jobs.

Many perverts use their hobbies to challenge young ladies' jobs, only to find that they can't resist them at all.

The same goes for Duncan. With just one move, he understood the gap between the two.

"Bruce, stop showing off!" Duncan then warned Bowen.

But how can Bowen listen? Either Li dies or I die today!

Li Ang also protected Nash behind him, and then touched his hair: "Don't be afraid, no one can mess with you as long as I am here!"

In the original history, the Suns were allowed to be bullied by the Spurs, but the current Suns will never be bullied by others again!

Bowen couldn't finish his work and received two more elbows.

Li Ang's counterattack really caught Bowen off guard.

The two elbows were so hard that they almost broke Bowen's ribs.

Although he was okay this time, Bowen felt that if he was hit twice like this again, he might really be unbearable.

He had to make a quick decision, otherwise he might be the one who went to the hospital to reunite with the Sonics.

So in the following games, Bowen's actions became more and more rampant.

He did everything he could, including flying kicks, elbow strikes, and stepping feet.

Bowen tried his best, but Li Ang easily resolved them one by one.

The old thief Vicki was watching anxiously from the sidelines. Sometimes he even wanted to give Bowen a kick.

Halfway through the fourth quarter, Li Ang was still fighting vigorously on the court.

On the contrary, it was Bowen. After he paused this time, he turned around and asked Popovich: "The shoes are still one size larger!"

Popovich:.

Popovich didn't want to embarrass Bowen. The most critical thing was that he didn't want Bowen to sacrifice like this.

It seems that if things continue like this, Bowen will be crippled if Li Ang is not crippled.

So, Popovich leaned into Bowen's ear and said: "A person cannot hang to death on a tree, and a bird cannot suffocate to death in a hole! Bruce, let's change the job!"

Popovich thought that if Li Ang could not be killed, it would be possible to kill Li Ang's teammates.

Just like in the previous game against the Sonics, although Jun Zi Lei could not be killed, but Jun Zi Lei's other helpers were killed, the Sonics still could not win the game.

"We will follow the previous tactics and eliminate one of his starters in one game. In this way, Li Ang will have no helpers at the end of the fight!"

Bowen looked at Popovich and nodded secretly.

Yes, how do you say it with a word? Pervasive!

If this hole doesn't fit in, why don't I find another hole?

Bowen returned to the court with a new plan.

Li Ang is also still worried about how to kill Bowen.

As a result, when Li Ang and Nash were playing a pick-and-roll in this round, Bowen actually switched defenses directly!

Because Kidd is tall, it is usually no problem to switch to the third position.

Don't you think the 11-year-old Kidd can still be the chosen one?

Therefore, Kidd also changed his defense very decisively.

Seeing Bowen facing Nash, Li Ang's heart skipped a beat.

No, no, we must not let Bowen succeed!

Duncan was also nervous and told you to stop doing the work.

If you continue to do this, you have to get yourself involved!

Nash saw that this was a misplacement, so he planned to attack himself.

He waved his hand, motioning for everyone to pull away, and then accelerated the breakthrough!

Bowen really couldn't keep up with Nash, but he elbowed Nash directly on the waist.

Nash endured the severe pain, broke through to the basket, and then jumped up for a layup!

At this time, Bowen did not interfere with the jump, but stood there, preparing to deliberately bump into Nash's back with his shoulder!

Needless to say, Nash's back is brittle. Bowen knows very well that as long as he can hit it, Nash will not be able to play in the playoffs this season!

But what Li Ang knows better is that if Nash's fragile back is really hit intentionally, it is not a question of whether he can hit the ball, but it is very likely that he will be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life!

Li Ang immediately ran towards Bowen. At that moment, Li Ang had no reservations.

He tried his best, stretched out his hand, raised his elbow, and struck Bowen's head with a savage lunge.

"boom!"

With a loud bang, Bowen flew directly out of the baseline.

"Huh? Li Ang accidentally knocked down Bowen while rushing for the rebound!"

Amid the commotion at the scene, the photographer from the bottom line noticed something hot and sticky liquid splashed on his hand.

And Bowen, at the last moment of his consciousness, finally tasted that taste.

Yes, it's salty.

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