Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight
Chapter 443 442: The big one is coming! (Please give me a monthly ticket!)
At the end of the game, Phoenix fans were jubilant.
Today's revenge night is really too enjoyable.
To be honest, if you can only win the same in a fight or a game, today's revenge will be flawed.
But Li Ang used 46 points on the basketball court and three heads on the fighting field to explain what perfect revenge is.
Not only did he win the game, Li Ang also beat up some of the dirtiest people on the Spurs team.
This is called a win-win!
Popovich felt that he was really angry to death on the spot. He was trying to get angry on the sidelines, but was punched in the stomach by Li Ang, who almost died on the spot.
At the last moment, he was confident in his tactics, but he was defeated by a player who refused to shoot.
Thinking of this, Popovich felt as if his head was going to explode.
The evil person failed, but was beaten by the other party.
The opponent's head coach was absent, but the tactics failed.
Why, why did it fail so completely!
"Fuck." At this time, Popovich felt another sharp pain in his stomach.
Although Popovich served as a soldier when he was young, he is now old after all. How can he withstand Li Ang's unreserved punch.
Fortunately, Li Ang had just hit him in the stomach. If Li Ang had just shot the old thief in the head, he would probably go to the hospital to discuss with Bowen the profound philosophical issue of whether tofu is sweet or salty.
After being punched in the stomach by Li Ang, the old thief still hasn't recovered yet.
His stomach felt particularly uncomfortable, as if he had just been hit in the stomach.
Spurs assistant coach Budenholzer came up at this time and helped Popovich: "Craig, let me attend the press conference for you today. You have to go to the hospital for a checkup quickly."
Budenholzer had good intentions, but Popovich waved his hand: "No, I'm not going anywhere!"
The old thief thought, if I miss the press conference, Li Ang will definitely jump with joy.
Because he was absent from the press conference, wouldn't that prove that he was seriously injured?
Popovich refused to let Li Ang get his way!
He just wanted to attend the press conference and tell Li Ang: "I'm very good. I'm still alive and kicking. I can still come to the press conference. I'll piss you off!"
Of course, the most important thing is that in Popovich's view, Budenholzer does not have the ability to throw dirty water.
It's not that Popovich is bragging about double standards and throwing dirty water. He thinks he is second. No coach in the league dares to think he is first!
Even Popovich's master, Larry Brown, who has two meters of grass on his grave, is not as strong as Popovich in terms of throwing dirty water and double standards.
What else can be said? Eagle sauce is orthodox in the Spurs!
Popovich swore that he would make Li Ang stink today!
The Suns players all cheered and rushed into the tunnel, wanting to go to the locker room as soon as possible to share the joy with Li Ang.
As a result, only Spurs players were left on the court.
For a moment, boos broke out in the arena.
The Suns' yelling made Popovich even more angry.
It's reasonable for you to beat people, right?
Suns fans: Then you have a reason for your players to step in?
Popovich: How can I call it a stepping stone? I just ask everyone to be tougher on defense!
While the Spurs players were still being abused by the fans on the court, Leon and Laga Bell were already waiting in the locker room.
As soon as his teammates walked in, Li Ang excitedly rushed forward and hugged everyone.
In the end, Li Ang deliberately touched Rondo's head: "Well done!"
Rondo waved his hand: "It's not a big deal, the Spurs' tactics are actually nothing special."
Although there was no disturbance on the surface, Rondo was actually extremely excited inside.
The famous Rondo-Haslem conjecture between him and Haslem will definitely leave a mark in metaphysics!
Haslem also used tricks to help Rondo: "Rondo has been smart since he was a child. I could tell it when I saw him when he joined the team! So I just gave him a little hint. The more you know the other side’s tactics!”
Rondo glanced at Haslem speechlessly, you are not tall, but you are quite thick-skinned!
That tactic just now was none of your business, yet you said you had to seize the opportunity to twist your head off!
Oh, it smells so good now?
D'Antoni was also smiling and looking relaxed.
Although he made frequent tactical mistakes in today's game, even though the most critical defense in today's game was arranged by Rondo.
but.
D'Antoni finally won the first victory of his NBA head coaching career on Christmas Day.
He said that D'Antoni couldn't sleep all night long the night before the start. Think about it, if the team lost the Christmas game just after changing the head coach, who would take the blame?
Then it's his interim coach who has to take the blame.
Fortunately, I passed the game successfully today.
Defeating Popovich in the first game, D'Antoni's starting point as a head coach is considered to be quite high.
Men are usually very impressed by their first time.
It's the first time for D'Antoni to play against someone as good as Popovich, so how can he not be happy?
It can be said that everyone is happy with today's game.
Li Ang was also very happy. Not only did he beat the old thieves, Ginobili and Pachulia, he also scored 46 points and led the team to victory.
The most irritating thing is.
In this fight, Li Ang got four rewards at once!
Because the physical combat between the two sides was very fierce today, many people had physical conflicts with the Spurs.
So after Li Ang finished the fight, the system actually determined that Li Ang was helping Bell, O'Neill, Kurt Thomas and Rondo all at the same time!
Not to mention Rondo, O'Neill and Thomas, one was slapped by Ginobili, one was slapped countless times, and one was punched in the face by Pachulia.
Little O'Neal was the one who couldn't figure it out the most, and he was convinced. Because he was the one who was tricked the most today. People and ghosts were all targeting him.
I am too yin-qi!
Although Bell was not beaten directly, he had a conflict with Ginobili and was sent off the field.
Therefore, when Li Ang beats Ginobili, it is equivalent to helping Bell stand out.
As a result, Li Ang collected the wool of four people at once!
You can never imagine the joy of a bundle of four!
This time with four people's rewards, Li Ang can strengthen again.
Who will say in the future that basketball is not played with fists? Who is in a hurry with Li Ang?
If you want to become stronger, you have to hit hard!
But because Li Ang was so excited just now, he didn't have time to go to the toilet to sublimate his soul.
In fact, Li Ang has no reward at all in his mind now. He can't wait to attend the press conference.
Therefore, Li Ang called tool coach D'Antoni to rush to the press conference early.
As soon as Li Ang and D'Antoni entered the press conference, the flash lights connected.
"Lee, did you hit Coach Popovich on purpose today?"
"How long do you expect you'll be suspended for assaulting an opposing coach?"
"Mike D'Antoni, was that last defense arranged by you or by Rajon Rondo?"
Faced with these questions asked by reporters, Leon and D'Antoni smiled at each other.
Aren’t your questions forcing us to talk nonsense?
"Hit Coach Popovich on purpose? God, I'm not that kind of person. You guys know me. If I did it on purpose, I would just hit him in the head. That punch was aimed at Pachulia. The referee kept pulling me so I missed it!”
Referees:? ? ?
Damn it, can you take the blame even if you are a referee?
It can only be said that the area in Cleveland specializes in non-stick pans.
Leon and James have been at least twenty years ahead of other players in the league in their research on non-stick pans.
D'Antoni is also following the same nonsense:
"The final defensive tactics were temporarily directed by Rondo under my central idea. You know, Rondo is a very good player and his basketball IQ is very high. So, I don't need to say anything when I arrange tactics for him. It’s so clear, just give him an idea and let him figure it out on his own.”
Good guy, D'Antoni's answer even made Li Ang call him a good guy.
It not only conceals the fact that he is actually a tool man, but also affirms Rondo's ability today.
He is worthy of being a head coach. This kind of nonsense is easy to understand.
As for how many games he will be suspended, Li Ang also expressed his opinion:
"I know this is a fair league. I hit someone and I accept the 40-game suspension. But if I am suspended for 40 games, then those Spurs players will be suspended for at least 80 games!
The Spurs led by Popovich are the dirtiest and most unsportsmanlike team I have ever seen.
I did hit people, but I was just trying to protect my teammates from getting hurt.
Of course, if I get suspended for 40 games it will be a loss for the fans.
If that happens, I won't be able to participate in the three-point contest. "
The reporters were in an uproar: "Li, you mean you plan to participate in this year's All-Star Three-Point Contest?"
"Yes, there has never been a player in NBA history who has won both the Slam Dunk Contest and the Three-Point Contest.
And as you all know, I love a challenge. Although I can't challenge Jordan's three-point contest scoring record, I can still challenge the three-point contest champion. "
If Danzi learns the news, he might ask his biology friends: Why can dogs talk? ?
Everyone is talking a lot. If Li Ang participates in the three-point contest, it will undoubtedly make this year's three-point contest full of spectacle.
Even if Li Ang only participates for fun, it is still quite interesting.
Stern, who was watching the press conference, was also stunned for a moment. He was worried that this year's All-Stars would not have any highlights.
As a result, Li Ang actually came here.
Damn, Li is so good at it!
Now, Stern has to seriously consider how many games he will ban Leon.
After all, the initiative to participate in the three-point contest lies with Li Ang.
After all, the league has to rely on superstars to make money.
Stern also admired him, thinking that he was the one who brought down the red leader Auerbach.
As a result, he is now being manipulated by a Chinese player.
What a sin!
On the other side, Popovich clutched his stomach and appeared at the press conference sluggishly.
Popovich is not trying to win the sympathy of reporters this time, but he is really in too much pain!
He felt his stomach turning.
After sitting down, Popovich approached the microphone and angrily punched the table.
"Everyone has seen it, this is Li Ang's evil deed! In all my years of coaching, I have never seen a player beat the opponent's coach!
Li Ang's behavior should be boycotted by the entire alliance!
He hit me today, but he may hit someone else tomorrow!
If a head coach cannot get even the most basic safety guarantee in his job in the league, how can this league continue to operate? "
Popovich was about to start throwing dirty water, but he didn't say a word about asking someone to destroy the opponent's players, and only said how unfairly he had been treated.
"And Pachulia, although there are no detailed results yet, what is certain is that the poor young man's jaw was directly broken by Li Ang!
Can you imagine? For a long time, poor Pachulia could only rely on steel wires to fix his jaw, and he would even lose the ability to chew normally for a period of time!
And Li Ang, who caused all this, is still at large!
The basketball court is not a place outside the law, and Li Ang must pay the price for what he did!
Is it going to take a few more tragedies like Bowen's for the league to be alert? "
Popovich believed that with his status in the world, Stern could not sit idly by while crying, making trouble, and hanging himself at the press conference.
You see, the reporters have been moved by me!
However, the reporters looked indifferent.
"A hard-working, honest player who plays hard? Coach Craig, there are many such players in the league, but Pachulia is definitely not one of them.
ESPN just conducted an anonymous survey of the league's players last week, and Pachulia ranked among the top five in the "Dirtiest Players in the League" vote. By the way, Ginobili is also in the top five.
I think the Spurs may not be as innocent as you say.
Why don't you explain to us why the honest Spurs have two players on the list? "
Reporters are not fools. They all know that Popovich is not a good person.
Popovich was stunned: "This ESPN poll? Why didn't I know? Impossible, it must be fake news, next!"
"Then how do you explain Pachulia's behavior of deliberately sitting on O'Neal's lap today? By the way, Kurt Thomas seemed to have been injured in the playoffs last season because Pachulia stepped on his foot."
"That was just an accident!"
"If it was an accident, then how do you know it was not an accident when Li Ang hit you? As Li Ang said, if he did it on purpose, why didn't he hit you on the head?"
Popovich was subjected to a series of rhetorical questions from reporters and his blood pressure soared.
He didn't expect that his plan to throw dirty water would fail.
When the old thief got excited, his stomach hurt again.
He felt his stomach tumbling wildly, but Popovich was so angry now that he ignored the pain in his stomach and slammed the table again.
As a result, Popovich was shaken by slamming the table, and the entire press conference heard a "pop" sound!
Suddenly, the whole place fell silent.
Popovich's expression was completely frozen, and reporters were stunned in their seats.
After a few seconds, the entire press conference had the air of a public place.
Popovich swallowed, what the hell.
The big one is coming!
Popovich was kicked out by Li Ang!
"Coach Craig, didn't you hold it in just now?"
"Coach, are you incontinent?"
"Fuck, pass this on, Popovich will have diarrhea on the spot during the press conference!"
The entire press conference exploded. In the room filled with a strong stench, all reporters were calling the newspaper headquarters to report the explosive news.
"No. Listen to me. It's not."
Popovich was embarrassed. His buttocks were all wet now, and if he stood up, the marks on his pants would be exposed.
But if he continued to stay here, the stench was always so pervasive, it was hard for him to defend himself.
Now, no reporters are listening to Popovich.
Damn it, the team's head coach was on the spot at the press conference.
How fresh!
Popovich sat awkwardly on the stage, being stared at by a bunch of people like a clown.
He originally wanted to make Li Ang miserable, but this time...
He made a stink of himself!
Popovich really wanted to ask Kobe at this moment, where can I buy the cheapest ticket to Mars?
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