Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

Li Ang was chatting and laughing at the press conference, but at this time, the reporters wearing headphones below seemed to have heard something. They all frowned, and their expression management gradually lost control.

Li Ang looked at the changes in the reporters' expressions and was a little confused.

how? Is this the Trisolaran invasion of the earth?

What breaking news is more explosive than the fact that I hit someone? Could it be that Kobe vomited Tracy McGrady in another game?

Although I don’t know what news the reporters got, it is not difficult to tell from their expressions that the big one is coming!

"Li, the news we just received is that Coach Popovich stinks!" A reporter suddenly said to Li Ang.

"Yes, yes, it's normal for a dirty person like him to have a bad reputation. This shows that the public's eyes are sharp."

"No, you may not understand what I mean. I'm not saying that his reputation is bad, I am saying that he is a bad person! I don't know whether the people's eyes are bright or not, but the people's eyes must be hurt!"

"Uh" Li Ang looked at the incoherent reporter, not even knowing what he was talking about.

People stink, what does this mean?

Popovich is mad at me! ?

Thinking of this accident that happened to this well-known NBA coach, Li Ang showed a happy smile!

But that's not right. Even if you are really angry, it will take at least a few days before it smells bad.

"I just got the news that coach Craig Popovich is dead!" another reporter said seriously.

Li Ang smiled happily, is this serious?

"But it's not death in the biological sense. Coach Popovich's death this time is sociological death, referred to as social death."

"Okay, I'm holding back my words. Can any handsome guy tell me what happened?" Li Ang was stunned. No matter how he died, he wanted to know whether Popovich was dead or not.

At this time, when a reporter who looked like Cassel heard the word "handsome", he immediately stood up confidently: "Coach Craig Popovich, he rushed around the press conference. One pair of pants!"

Leon and D'Antoni looked at each other on the stage, their eyes full of confusion.

There was a rush on the spot! ?

This is really big!

At this time, at the Spurs press conference.

The stench had filled the entire room.

The reporters covered their mouths and noses one after another. They never imagined that the first time they would use fire escape knowledge would be at Popovich's press conference.

Popovich sat on the bench, overwhelmed.

It's not possible to stand up, but it's too embarrassing to continue sitting like this waiting for shit.

He could only look at the press officer and ask him to terminate the press conference immediately.

The press officer immediately drove the reporters away. Who knew that before the reporters here were driven out, a bunch of reporters who smelled the stench poured in outside.

At this time, half of the reporters from the Suns' press conference came over here. Popovich is the first person in NBA history who can steal Li Ang's traffic.

A bunch of people frantically took pictures of Popovich, talking while taking pictures.

"Did he really pull it?"

"Nonsense, the microphone captured the sound, the evidence is conclusive!"

"Damn, this is big news!"

Popovich really wanted to die at this moment. Li Ang's punch really made his stomach uncomfortable, but he really didn't expect that he would ejaculate on the spot.

Many reporters with medical knowledge also analyzed that Popovich's ejaculation on the spot may be due to changes in abdominal pressure due to a heavy blow, which eventually compressed the intestines and caused incontinence.

Either the traumatic stimulation causes violent intestinal peristalsis, resulting in increased abdominal pain and defecation.

Don't ask why reporters know so much. Don't talk about reporters. They are the readers in the novel book review section. Every one of them is crouching tiger, hidden dragon, and rich in medical knowledge.

Popovich really didn't have any time to react just now, this big thing just happened.

So, when doing this kind of thing, no matter how impatient you are, you must use a condom. Li Ang didn't use gloves when he hit someone this time. Wouldn't it be an accident?

The press officer tried his best to drive them away, but the reporters still refused to leave. After all, this was a shitty situation that the NBA had not seen in a century.

Although the stench at the scene was unbearable, as reporters, they still showed their professionalism.

Still staying at the scene, I am willing to hear its flight and watch its defecation.

Finally, the press officer had to call security to drive the reporters away.

If the reporter blocks the door and refuses to leave, the press officer feels like he will be stunk to death!

As soon as the reporters left, the press officer heard the sound of "puff, puff, puff, puff" again, as if someone was driving a tractor in.

The press officer looked back at Popovich. He really couldn't bear to look at it.

Popovich is now in a catastrophic state, surging forward.

"What about that, coach, please pull slowly, I'll wait for you outside."

After saying that, the press officer immediately fled the scene.

The empty press conference was filled with only the old thieves and the stinky smell.

Although the reporters were kicked out, it was too late.

Popovich's hands were shaking, and he couldn't imagine how he would appear on the news tomorrow.

He suddenly felt that he might as well be punched in the head by Li Ang.

It would be better to be carried directly to the hospital than to leave such a thin one alone!

In fact, Popovich is simply overthinking.

How could reporters possibly publish the news tomorrow about him disappearing on the spot?

In this era where the Internet has become more and more developed, reporters immediately published the news that Popovich was missing at the press conference!

When Li Ang heard that Popovich had arrived, he immediately looked online.

Good guy, in addition to pictures, there are also videos online!

Although he couldn't smell the stench through the screen, Li Ang could hear the "crackling" movement on the stage.

Combined with Popovich's suddenly uncomfortable expression.

The fact that people were thinning out on the spot is basically a real deal!

Li Ang felt embarrassed for Popovich across the screen.

For a time, news about Popovich's scene spread rapidly, and its popularity quickly rose on the Internet.

The number of clicks on the video even exceeded the number of clicks on the video of Li Ang and Pachulia hitting the stands!

Popovich's wave, if he can't make a move, it will be a big one.

The news that Popovich was missing on the spot quickly spread around the world, and some Suns fans found it incredible.

They cursed Popovich for being incontinent this afternoon, and it actually worked!

This is called retribution, hahahahaha!

Li Ang really didn't expect that his punch would be so powerful.

At first, many Suns fans felt that Li Ang only punched Popovich in the stomach, which was a bit advantageous to Popovich.

But now it seems that the fans find themselves in a small situation.

This punch is very cost-effective!

Science has proven that when a person is extremely excited, muscles will quickly straighten, swell and harden. And for some unique talents, their hardness can greatly increase their penetrating power and achieve the effect of making the opponent spray.

Li Ang: I am not talented, but I am that one unique genius~

The penetrating power of this punch really penetrated the old man Vicky.

I really lost Popovich.

This time after She died, Li Ang wanted to see if Popovich still dared to show off in front of him!

The effect of tonight's revenge was indeed far beyond Li Ang's original expectations.

And, tonight’s surprises aren’t over yet.

After reading the news about Popovich's disappearance, Li Ang walked into the toilet and opened the system interface.

There are still four chances to draw rewards waiting for you!

As we all know, as a reward for fighting, Li Ang can choose whether to draw badges or attributes.

Li Ang did some research. Kurt Thomas and O'Neal Jr. are two insiders. Li Ang doesn't think their badges will be of much use.

Since Rondo can't attack, his badge is most likely a passing badge. Li Ang already has enough passing badges, but they are really unattractive.

Besides, Rondo is also an insider!

If you draw a rebound badge, wouldn't it be even more useless?

Therefore, as a reward for Rondo, Xiaoao and Thomas, Li Ang decided to draw attributes.

As for Laga Bell, because he is the only pure outsider in the reward pool, Li Ang thinks he can draw his badge.

Bell's outside defense and three-point shooting are both excellent, and the badge will most likely fall within the range of these two attributes.

Both of these things are useful to Li Ang.

In this way, Li Ang opened Kurt Thomas's lottery package first and chose the attribute.

As a result, Li Ang only got 2 rebound attributes.

This first slap is a bit shameful!

However, after adding 2 rebound attributes, Li Ang's rebound attribute has officially reached 80.

Later, Li Ang drew O'Neal's attributes again and hit 4 points of close shots.

As a result, Li Ang's short-range shooting attribute has also reached 90. At this point, all of Li Ang's shooting attributes are above 90!

In the third place, Li Ang opened Rondo's lottery package and won 5 rebound attributes.

More rebounding attributes than I got from Kurt Thomas.

He is indeed the shortest but strongest center in the 2006 class!

Speaking of which, Ou, who has just recovered from a serious injury, seems to be almost useless in protecting rebounds this season.

Let's just talk about the last ball in the game. As long as he can firmly protect the rebound, there is no need to make a Rondo Haslem conjecture in the last three seconds.

Li Ang was thinking that his rebounding attribute was now 85, and O'Neal's rebound protection this season was average.

So, can O'Neal be trained in the direction of a Ka forward?

It seems that in the rest of the season, Li Ang and O'Neal can study the serious physics problem of "Little Oka Plane".

Finally, Li Ang opened Laga Bell's lottery bag nervously and chose to draw the badge.

There is no way that Ragnarok Bale can give me a rebounding badge, right?

It's impossible to give me a chokehold badge.

Although Laga Bell is well-known for choking Kobe Bryant, in fact, except for the time when he choked Kobe, Bell played quite cleanly at other times.

He may be fierce in confrontation, but he is definitely not the kind of player who likes to hurt his opponents with dirty tricks.

Besides, do I, Li Ang, still need a badge to choke me?

After a flash of white light, Li Ang received a silver-level three-pointer badge - I'm empty, I'm empty!

Li Ang:.

The name of this badge is quite easy to obtain, right?

The effect of the badge is very simple, just like the name, it slightly enhances Li Ang's stability when shooting open three-pointers!

Although Li Ang's current three-point ability value is as high as 90 points, he still occasionally misses an open three-pointer.

This is normal. Let alone an open three-pointer, even if it's an open layup, not everyone can put the ball in safely.

There are even some individual players who may not even be able to dunk in open spaces.

This is the NBA!

After obtaining this badge, although Li Ang will not be able to make all open three-pointers 100%, at least he will be more confident in shooting open three-pointers.

This badge is quite useful, but sometimes it's really hurtful to not be able to seize open opportunities.

Moreover, Li Ang wondered, in this three-point contest, are all shots considered open shots?

If so, then take this badge to participate in the three-point contest.

Li Ang really wants to know who will compete for second place in the three-point contest this year.

After putting away the reward, Li Ang happily walked out of the toilet with a satisfied expression on his face.

Everyone looked at Li Ang with a smile: "Has your soul been sublimated again?"

Li Ang waved his hand: "The matter of fighting athletes should be called upgrading!"

This night ended with a bang.

But Li Ang knew very well that things had not yet fully fermented.

Until tomorrow, Popovich will know what shame is.

Sure enough, the next day Popovich became the first person in the history of the Mi Li family to become popular all over the country because of his lack of talent.

Diarrhea can make newspaper headlines, and everyone thinks the world is so magical.

This would indeed be magical in other countries, but in Mi Li's family, it's nothing like this.

When your commander-in-chief disappears in public in the future, it will be called magic.

Free Mi Li's family, magic every day.

After this incident came out, Popovich disappeared from the world.

He did not return with the team the next day, and the Spurs players remained silent about his movements.

Reporters didn't know where Popovich was.

This is normal. With such an embarrassing thing happening, Popovich must be embarrassed to face the media and everyone.

Reporters couldn't find Popovich, but they wouldn't let it go.

Regarding the subject of Vicki's disappearance, reporters are still looking for more details.

For example, many people interviewed yesterday's press officer and asked him whether there was a foul smell at the scene.

The press officer smiled awkwardly: "No, there is only a breath of fresh air at the scene."

After saying that, the press officer himself felt sick!

In addition to Popovich, Leon and Rondo are naturally popular across the country.

The scene of Rondo directing Haslem to defend the air at the last moment was wildly praised by experts from all sides.

Although Rondo's overall performance yesterday was actually not very good, because of his successful command at critical moments, he was able to seize the opportunity of this national live broadcast to make a name for himself.

As for Li Ang, he caused the biggest brawl in NBA history and has now completely become a traffic figure in the sports circle.

In such a serious violent incident, the opponent's head coach was beaten, which put Stern in a bit of trouble.

He didn't know how to punish Li Ang.

It has only been 13 games since Leon was suspended for playing Bogut and Ruben Patterson last time.

Li Ang was so embarrassed that Stern didn’t know, but Stern himself was so embarrassed that he was suspended!

Why is it always you!

Moreover, if the two sides hit the stands and accidentally injure fans, it will be a big deal.

Fortunately, Li Ang's boxing skills were superb and he didn't miss.

If this really hits the fans, Li Ang may be suspended for 70 or 80 games.

Li Ang also knows that Stern's red line is actually the fans. As long as the fans are not hurt, fighting is not a big deal.

Apart from watching Popovich's jokes today, Li Ang basically spent the rest of the time waiting for Stern's punishment.

As a result, the punishment did not arrive, but Li Ang waited for a phone call.

A call from Stern himself.

"Hello."

"Li, why didn't you hold it back!?" Stern's voice was very helpless on the other end of the phone.

"I've endured it. You should ask the Spurs why they just refuse to play honestly."

"Oh, okay, okay, Pachulia's jaw was broken, you know, right? Popovich was beaten by you and he became incontinent on the spot, you know, right?"

"They deserve it."

"Li, because this incident is too serious, we have decided to ban you for 20 games!"

Li Ang admitted that the punishment was more severe than he imagined.

Damn, he just promised his master that he would steer the ship for him, but he was suspended for 20 games.

What a slap in the face!

"But" just when Li Ang was still thinking about how long it would take for him to return after 20 games, Stern said nothing.

"I understand, you still have conditions." Li Ang was really convinced. This little Jewish old man is indeed a businessman.

Don't miss any opportunity to make conditions.

"Hehe, the conditions must be there. You said yesterday that you were going to participate in the three-point contest. Is it true?"

"Of course that's true. I'm not James who says he will participate in the slam dunk contest every year but gives up every year."

James:? ? ?

This can reach me too! ?

Stern nodded with satisfaction: "Then we can discuss the conditions. If you participate in the three-point contest, I can persuade others to exempt you from half of the penalty. The original 20-game ban will be enough, but a 10-game ban will be enough!

After all, you are acting in self-defense!

You see, I am still a very reasonable person! "

"So, what about the Spurs? I'm suspended for 10 games, and they can't be suspended for 15 games? Popovich won't say it, but Pachulia and Ginobili both hit people. "

Stern was speechless: "Why do you have conditions?"

"If there are no conditions, it will be like a child playing house, and you won't be worried."

"If 15 games doesn't work, let's do 12 games." Stern began to bargain.

"13 games."

"make a deal!"

After that, Li Ang hung up the phone.

Fortunately, he mentioned the three-point contest yesterday, otherwise it would be too bad to be suspended for 20 games.

20 games, this is equivalent to a quarter of a season.

Everyone thought that Li Ang would call Stern today: "Dad, give me another chance!"

It turned out that Stern called Li Ang: "Dad, do you want to know about the three-point contest?"

However, even with Stern's discount, the number of suspended games was reduced to 10 games.

But 10 games is also very long.

Li Ang looked at the schedule and found that after 10 games, it was already mid-January.

Being unable to play for such a long time, Li Ang had nothing to do except training.

It seems that Li Ang has to find something else to do in these more than half a month.

For example, practice shooting for the three-point contest.

By the way, you should also strengthen your ball control training.

There have been a lot of high-scoring games in the past few days. Towns just scored 60 points yesterday, and Irving scored 60 points again today, making Curry's 47 points not worth mentioning~