Jiang Chen spent the night in the hail.
At dawn, the
sun finally came out.
Jiang Chen placed the body in a cave early, and then came back to sleep by himself.
He tinkered with the thatched pile and made a simple bed.
"OK!Sleep!"
"Do it again at night!!"
zzz~~
Jiang Chen fell asleep like this.
The unconscious man was lying in the corner.
The sun is warm and comfortable...
Jiang Chen was dreaming when he was suddenly kicked
!"Hey!wake up!wake up!!"
Jiang Chen felt a pain in his buttocks, and suddenly woke up.
Hiss~
Butt pain!
"Who am I?Where am I?What am I doing?"
Jiang Chen looked confused, and anxiously asked three times.
The fat man in front of him scolded angrily
: "I said buddy, aren't you stupid
?" "I don't know who you are! You are driving the corpse inn now! Do you know?"
Jiang Chen: "Uh... Come to think of it, I'm
a corpse chaser who has just entered the industry!" The fat man looked Jiang Chen up and down, and said suspiciously: "Just you, corpse chaser?"
"What about your mother's bluff, right...?" "
Fat man, I haven't met a foreign corpse chaser in the years since I took over Yizhuang..."
"Why, isn't it, I'm but..."
Before Jiang Chen could finish speaking, the fat man hurriedly interrupted him.
"Dude, no matter where you're coming from or where you're going, I just want to ask you one thing!" "Tell me what's going
on with my house?"
said the fat man, pointing to the collapsed thatched hut.
Jiang Chen was stunned for a moment: "Isn't this the corpse chasing inn?" The
fat man patted his chest: "That's! Fat
man, I have inherited this courtyard since I was eight years old!" "My master, old man Pi, is the predecessor of the corpse chasing world!" "
This property is his old man's
!" "As his number one disciple, I naturally inherited this house!"
Now that you've made it look like this, do you have to have an explanation?"
Jiang Chen felt that something was wrong, and he quickly explained:
"This fat old man, your house really didn't collapse by me
!" "I said it all, I'm a corpse chaser, just trying to find a place to stay
!" "But as soon as I arrived here, your house was smashed by hail!"
"Look! Those two people were still stoned to death by your house." The
fat man looked in the direction Jiang Chen pointed, and was suddenly frightened to jump to his feet
!"This, this, this...""
How can there be a bare-ass female corpse here?"
"Fuck it? It's a bit spicy!"
"Say, did you do it!
?" "Come to Yizhuang late at night and kill people...?"
"And then blame my house?".
"I'll go!, you shouldn't be
the perverted pervert in the live broadcast!" "No matter how
you look at it, you look like it!" Jiang Chen had a black line, and just as he wanted to explain, the fat man waved his hand
and said: "Stop! Don't force you first!" "
Wait for me to see a picture first..."
The fat man said and clicked on the album and found
the screenshot! This is the screenshot he took in the live broadcast room of the little sister before!
In this comparison, the fat man was directly dumbfounded! Isn't
this guy in front of him the number one big
pervert! Big pervert! Necrophilia
! This is the label of this guy in front of
him! Whoosh! Then this girl...
This guy must have done it
! The fat man's eyes rolled, and he immediately picked up the hoe on the ground and made a defensive posture
! Jiang Chen explained with a smile: "Fat brother! Listen to me, all this is a misunderstanding
!" "I'm just a serious corpse chaser! It's really not what you think
!" The fat man said righteously: "Warn you, don't come here! The hoe doesn't have eyes!"
Anyway, you're a pervert who is quite good at playing
!" "You actually chose to drive at high speed in Yizhuang
?" "Not only did
you get on people, but you also clicked people?" "You stinky and shameless pervert! If you fall into the hands of the fat man, you will die!"
"Wait for me to call the police first..."
The fat man said and took out his mobile phone in his trouser pocket.
Jiang Chen looked at the fat man in front of him and felt that his brain was a little insensitive.
Jiang Chen shook his head helplessly and said, "Fat brother! I'll say it again! I really didn't do
it!" "Look at the corner of the wall, that guy did it!" The
fat man glanced at the corner of the wall coldly, and suddenly saw a corpse lying under the thatched pile
! Moreover, it was a naked male corpse!
Men and women eat it???
and he claims to be a corpse chaser?
Nima! It turns out that the purpose of chasing corpses is to make things easier
The
most perverted corpse chaser in history appeared!!
the fat man picked up his hoe
and rushed over! "Ya yes yes!! Dead pervert! I'm fighting with you!"
"Ton~~~!!"
The fat man just rushed over, Jiang Chen dodged, and the fat man plunged directly into the thatched pile...
And his head just hit a cross-broken beam!!Jiang
Chen: "Uh... I don't really blame me!!
" "You're okay, this fat brother!"
The fat man pouted his ass and got up with a sigh.
His eyes were full of stars, his brain was buzzing, and suddenly
he had two lines of nosebleeds...
Õ_Õ
Jiangchen: "ಠ_ರೃ...?"
The fat man stood up slowly, and the pig's nostrils were full of anger...
Jiang Chen was just about to step forward to help him.
Unexpectedly
, the fat man picked up the hoe again and rushed over!"Ah...
!" "Eat the fat master, I'll hoe!!"
Jiang Chen turned around and went directly behind the fat man.
Then kick the fat guy in the ass.
"Let's go...!"
the fat man directly fell into a dog gnawing mud...
Jiang Chen clapped his hands and said, "This fat brother, are you not too kind to do this?"
"I've said it all, this matter really has nothing to do with me!Why don't you listen?"
"I'm going to explain it to you from the beginning..."
it? Dead
and fat, so can't help but fight?
Jiang Chen walked over and took a look, and was immediately shocked.
The fat man landed on the ground with his face and smashed a big hole in the ground!
Jiang Chen reacted at this time, he was already a god-level corpse-chasing human physique!
The strength was incomparable.
He himself felt that it was just a light kick, and for the fat man
, it was a hammer! Fortunately, he kicked it in the ass!
If it was a melon in the head, it was estimated that the brain would burst...
Jiang Chen angrily helped the fat man up.
The fat man was already unconscious, and his face was swollen more than a pig's head!
Jiang Chen had no choice but to move the fat man to the corner...
He sighed with emotion, these two days are really a bit of a back! I have actually encountered some nervous disorders
! A stupid little girl, a dead fat man, and two naked corpses
! Cao Nima! What kind of bloody experience is this!
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