After being dumped, he became a corpse hunter: Exposed by the idiot girl

Friction ~ friction ~ friction ~~....

The cold and silky touch envelops the fat man...

Sure enough, there was everything in the dream! The

fat man pouted his fat pig's lips, and his legs

were rubbing vigorously against some unknown object

The fat man in his sleep laughed happily, and he felt that he had reached the peak!

He stretched out his hand and stroked it unconsciously.

The next moment, his heart suddenly cooled!

And the muscles???

The fat man suddenly woke up from a dream

! The moment he opened his squinting eyes, the whole person froze!

He was hugging the male corpse at the moment, and his posture was extremely awkward

"?!!

" "What the hell am I doing?"

The fat man quickly withdrew his groping hand and subconsciously wiped it on his clothes.

And his fat pork leg is now on the waist of

the male corpse in the open! The fat man suddenly felt five thunderbolts

! The girl in the dream just now is this guy

??bare-ass male corpse?

I'll go~~!

The fat man stiffened a carp and quickly jumped off from it.

He swallowed weakly, his brain buzzing!

"This, this, this... This is really not my fetish!

" "Dude, don't turn into a ghost and seek revenge on me

!" "I really didn't mean to blaspheme you!" "

The main thing is that we are too close, and I can't help it in my dreams..."

He thumped in his throat, rolled over, and opened his eyes.

The fat man was stunned.

He stood there in disbelief, staring at the male corpse in front of him in disbelief.

A cold wind blew, and the fat man felt a chill behind him.

And this male corpse sat up straight

! "Oh my God, what's the matter

?" "Tricked corpse?"

"Mom! Hell in broad daylight

!" "Help...!" The

fat man shouted, turning his head and about to run

! At this moment, a hand behind him suddenly put it on his shoulder!

The fat man's whole body froze, and his legs and stomach kept shaking!

Could it be that there's another ghost behind it?

This, this, this... It's terrible!!The

fat man was directly frightened and stupid, and he couldn't say a word.

A voice came from behind him:

"Don't be afraid, fat brother

!" "This guy in front of you is a big living man!not a ghost

!" "Phew...!" The fat man let out a long exhale.

It turned out that standing behind him was the corpse chaser.

Fortunately, it's not a ghost! The

fat man turned around and said, "Dude, can

you not be ghostly!" "Fat man, I wasn't scared to death by the male corpse, I was scared to death by you, the corpse chaser!" "

Don't you know that people are scary, scared to death

?" "Why hide behind me if you have nothing to do

?" Jiang Chen: "Uh..."

The fat man quickly asked again: "What did you just say? This guy is not a corpse?" Is it a big living person?"

Jiang Chen nodded affirmatively.

The fat man looked at him suspiciously.

The man who had just sat up was a little confused.

He spoke slowly:

"Where am I?" The

fat man saw that this guy was indeed a human being, and his heart suddenly became angry

! He jumped over and kicked the man in the ass vigorously!

"Bang...!"

the man grinned in pain.

The fat man scolded and scolded: "Do you stinky man have a hole in your brain

?" "Why are you pretending to be a ghost here?" The man helplessly explained: "I'm not pretending to be a ghost, I just fainted..."

The man was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized his predicament.

The two people in front of him were still staring at themselves.

Embarrz ...... Õ_Õ

man quickly covered it with his hands.

He stammered and asked, "Dude, do you still have

pants?" "Can you lend me one?"

The fat man didn't have an angry Nunu mouth:

"There are no pants, but there is a sheet!" The

man suddenly remembered that when he and his girlfriend came here yesterday, there was indeed a cold sheet in the yard!

He looked around, and the sheet had been blown by the wind to the gate of the courtyard

The man covered it and ran over with a puff of smoke.

Jiang Chen asked, "How is it? Fat brother! I didn't lie to you, did I?"

"I said it

all, your house has nothing to do with me!" "It was all caused by the hailstorm last night!"

"The hail not only collapsed your house, but also made the little couple who were driving at high speed into this kind of virtue!"

The fat man had a pig's head on his face, and his face was full of question marks

! He asked Jiang Chen: "Dude! They are driving at high speed, how do you know

?" "Are you also involved?"

"As a corpse chaser, your habits are not ordinary!"

"Multi-person field ???"

Jiang Chen was speechless, and the fat man's brain circuit was strange.

He coughed embarrassedly and explained:

"I just settled here last night, and I never thought that I would run into them..."

I feel like I'm missing out on too much..."The

fat man has already YY those exciting pictures.

At this moment, the man wrapped in a sheet came up and said, "My name is Li Yang!" and "

I'm here... Forget it, don't talk about it!"

"Anyway, the process doesn't matter, I want to ask you for a favor.

"My girlfriend is gone, and I can't leave her here. "

I don't know if

you have a truck?" "Can you help me send my girlfriend's body home

?" The fat man waved his hand and said, "Fat man, I am alone, poor jingle

!" "Do you think I look like I have a car?" "

Not to mention the truck, there is no donkey cart!"

Jiang Chen also spread his hands, saying that he could not do anything.

Li Yang smiled awkwardly, so he had to run to the door and ride his electric donkey...

He was going to use an electric

donkey to camel his girlfriend back! Jiang Chen shook his head helplessly, Li Yang turned out to be a

poor dick! But the poor dick was so good at it...

?? Riding an electric donkey to play in the deep mountains and old forests, and still snapping at high speed in Yizhuang?

This is so annoying! The three views are about to be shattered!

Li Yang walked over to carry the corpse, and used his strength to eat milk, but he didn't move the person up!

The fat man was helpless when he saw this, so he had to run over to help.

But the two of them worked hard, they were tired and panting, and the corpse still didn't move!

Jiang Chen saw some clues at this time.

The corpse has too deep resentment, and the resentment is staggered in the chest, so it's strange that these two guys can lift it up!

It seems that it's time for him, the corpse chaser, to make a move!