Jiang Chen walked over and circled around the female corpse.
He took out the Heavenly Eye Compass and probed it, and found that the corpse was surrounded by a thick yin qi...
As the old saying goes, people die with grievances, so the corpse is gloomy
! This is what people call "lifelessness," and this is the truth
! Therefore, if you want to get this corpse home, you must drive
the corpse away! Jiang Chen looked up at the sky, and the daylight was just right!
It is an unchanging rule that the corpse must be chased at night!
Fortunately, the corpse has been placed in the corner of the wall and has not been exposed to sunlight.
Otherwise, she might have been gone!
Jiang Chen waved his hand and said, "In our business, we pay attention to one rule.
"Only when we receive a commission will we drive
out the corpse!" "So, you..."
Jiang Chen looked at Li Yang meaningfully
! Li Yang looked confused, and he didn't know what he meant
! Wang Fatzi pushed him and said, "Dude! What he meant was to let one hand pay the money and the other hand to take over the task!"
"If you want people to drive out the corpses, you have to give people a favor fee, right?"
Li Yang smiled awkwardly, and then asked, "Driving out corpses, is it really useful?"
Jiang Chen said: "If you don't believe it, then you can get it back yourself
!" Li Yang hesitated for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and decided
! "Okay! I'll give you this money out!" "I'll
entrust you now to drive my girlfriend home!"
After Li Yang finished speaking, he was rummaging in a pile of collapsed ruins.
He searched for a long time, and finally found
a backpack inside! He took out 2,000 yuan from the backpack, and then asked Jiang Chen:
"Master, I don't know if so much is enough?"
Jiang Chen was a little helpless, this guy looked like a poor dick at first glance
! But considering that he had experienced so badly, he still agreed
! Anyway, he had to drive Cao Fuhai's body back to Jianghai City at night, all by the way, and it was all a gesture!
2,000 yuan is not too much of a loss
! After Jiang Chen took over this task, he instructed Li Yang to carry his girlfriend's body to that cave!
On the way over, Jiang Chen and Wang Fatzi used a wooden plank to shield them from the sun
! After everything was arranged, Jiang Chen let Li Yang go back!
He liked to drive away the corpse alone, and if there were family members following, he would not be able to let go of his hands and feet.
This also does not conform to the rules of driving out corpses
! When leaving, Jiang Chen and Li Yang agreed that they would definitely drive the corpses home the next morning
! After Li Yang left, the fat man lay down in the thatched pile and fell asleep
! Jiang Chen couldn't help but sigh with emotion, this guy's heart is quite big!
His own house has collapsed, just like no one else...
But what he didn't know was that the fat man had already calculated it...
! When he set off with the two corpses at night, the fat man suddenly followed!
The fat man smiled and said, "Hey, hey, buddy, take me with you?" "
I'll be there for you in the future!" "You see that my house has been collapsed by you, and there is nowhere to go!"
"Why don't you just take me to drive out the corpses!".
Jiang Chen just wanted to refuse, but then the system sent a prompt tone
!【System:Ding Dong!Congratulations to the host for getting a teammate
!】【Form a team to get a reward!】Jiang
Chenhu said suspiciously: "Can you change a teammate?This guy looks stupider than a pig
!] [System: sorry!The host does not have the right to choose teammates!Please follow the system settings!] [
There are other teammates in the match, so stay tuned!].
Jiang Chen: "..."
"You pen system, you can really play whatever you want!" Jiang
Chen glanced at the fat man helplessly, and had no choice but to agree
! At this time, the system reward is being distributed
! [Ding Dong! Congratulations to
the host for obtaining the "Ear Listening to the Corpse" skill!] [The host can use this skill to know the voice of the corpse!] Smecta~~
] [In addition, give the host a master!]
[Name: Pi Hongqiu!!]
When Jiang Chen heard this, he was suddenly stunned.
Pi Hongqiu
, Master, Why did a master suddenly appear like this?
Jiang Chen suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly asked Wang Fatzi: "Fatty, you said that you were taken in by Master since you were a child?"
"What is your master's name...
Old man Pi?" The fat man patted his chest and said, "Yes, yes, it's Old Man Pi!" Pi Hongqiu!!
"Whoosh!!Is it really the fat man's master?
"Then this means that I have the same master as him
?" "This match is a bit sloppy!"
"At first glance, this fat man is not very reliable, how reliable can the master be?"
Jiang Chen felt 10,000 alpacas galloping by!
He never imagined that he would not only inexplicably have an extra pig teammate, but also a master named "Pikachu"
! Oh! No, no, No,
Pihongqiu
! Anyway, why does this name sound so awkward!
Jiang Chen always felt as if he had seen this name somewhere.
The system suddenly reminded:
[Remind the host! "Minutes of Chasing Corpses" is the work of this old man!]
[You read his book, you are already his apprentice...]
Jiang Chen then remembered that on the cover of the book "Minutes of Chasing Corpses", there was an author's name.
It just happened to be "Pi Hongqiu
"!"Okay, okay!Break the system!Count you awesome
!""It turns out that you have already calculated everything
!""I put up with a pig teammate!"I also put up with a nominal master
!""I just hope you don't hurt the host again
in the future!""Smack...!"
After Jiang Chen finished speaking, a whip hit the female corpse fiercely!
This
female corpse doesn't know what's wrong, and she just refuses to leave! He shakes the soul bell, but this guy doesn't even follow
! Jiang Chen is really angry
! Cao Fuhai's resentful corpse has been subdued, what's so great about an ordinary
female corpse? He whipped twice in a row, and puffs of black smoke were already coming out of the female corpse, but she just refused to go forward
! Jiang Chen scolded: "Go! If you don't leave, I'll whip you until your soul is gone!" The
female corpse still didn't move at all!
Jiang Chen was about to whip again, but the fat man hurriedly stopped him.
The fat man smiled and said, "Brother Chen, stop smoking
!" "A bare-ass female corpse is quite pitiful!" "
Can't you pity the fragrance and cherish the jade
?" "Maybe there is something unspeakable about the people?"
As soon as Jiang Chen heard this, a mouthful of old blood almost didn't squirt out!
But after thinking about it, he also felt that the fat man's words made sense
! He was going to use his newly acquired skill-"Listen to the corpse with your ears!" "
This is a corpse listening skill specially equipped for corpse chasers
! Since you can hear the corpse's heart, you might as well give it a try
! Jiang Chen walked over and attached his ear to the female corpse's chest!
At this moment, the corpse had become extremely stiff!
Jiang Chen felt that his ears were being resisted by a cone-shaped object...
One of his hands was attached to the corpse's waist, and the other was under her armpit!
Jiang Chen used his mind and asked, "Girl, why don't you want to go, let's talk about it!"
At this time, an angry female voice sounded: "Pervert! Get out...!"
Jiang Chen was stunned
! I just listened to the corpse, not indecent!
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