After being dumped, he became a corpse hunter: Exposed by the idiot girl

Jiang originally wanted to have an in-depth communication with the female corpse, but he didn't expect to be directly treated as a pervert!

Jiang Chen had no choice but to ask patiently

: "Girl, I am a corpse chaser, I just want to hear your heart

!" "If you have any grievances, you can tell me directly

!" "Female corpse: "Pervert! Get out...!"

Jiang Chen: "..."The

corners of Jiang Chen's embarrassed mouth twitched.

Or I'll go?

. . .

But when he was about to remove his ears

, the female corpse quickly stopped him!"Wait...!"

Jiang Chen saw that there was a play, and quickly put his ear on the female corpse's chest again.

A pointed cone-shaped object made Jiang Chen's ears very uncomfortable.

As a result, the female corpse said again: "Dead pervert, don't be next to my chest...",

the corner of Jiang Chen's embarrassed mouth twitched +2...

Jiang

Chen explained: "That... Girl!I didn't mean to!"

"I'm on your... , I'm really not interested..."

"The main skill of listening to corpses is to maintain this posture

!" "If you are not happy, then I will go?"

After a long time, the female corpse sighed and said quietly:

"I am dissatisfied with two things!"

"As long as you can help me solve it, I will go with

you!" Jiang Chen thought for a moment and said, "Let's talk about it! Do what you can!"

If I have the ability to help, I will naturally have to

help!" "If it's beyond my ability, then

..." The female corpse hurriedly said: "Yes! I can definitely help! It's all a gesture!" "

First thing: people are also girls, can you..."

"Can you put on a dress for me before leaving?"

"Although the lights are blind, but you two old men are here, people are embarrassed..."

When Jiang Chen heard this, he immediately blushed with embarrassment!

He subconsciously glanced at the female corpse.

It's a bit of a thing...

And he was clinging to the woman's chest at the moment.

The hands are still touching certain parts, indeed...

"Ahem...!That, I'm sorry!

" "I'm really a little sloppy in this regard

!" "I'll try to get you some clothes

!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry...!"

Jiang Chen hurriedly left the female corpse's chest in embarrassment.

He looked around and asked the fat man, "Fat man, do you have any extra clothes at home

?" "Get a neat set and put them on for others!"

The fat man poked out his hand and said, "There's a fart! Isn't my house collapsing?"

"Even if there is, it's buried in the mound..."

As soon as Jiang Chen heard this, he was a little helpless.

Jiang Chen was thinking about how to solve the dilemma in front of him, and the fat man ran over and pushed him on the shoulder.

"Hey Laochen, I said you shouldn't have that kind of mind, right?" "

People can't slip away, are you interested in seeing the color?"

"I said buddy! Your fire can't be suppressed by a piece of clothing!"

"Why don't you jump into the lake and take a cold shower...?"

The fat man squeezed his eyebrows, and the fat on his face shook and shook

! Jiang Chen didn't get angry, and kicked directly at the fat man's ass!

"Get out of the way

!" What do you want?" "You dead fat man, what's the dirt in your head?" The

fat man touched his brain and scolded

: "Lao Chen, since you don't have that mind, why are you angry?"

"I think you have a ghost in your heart

!" Jiang Chen: "it, you dead fat man! Believe it or not, I'll beat you!"

The fat man wanted to tease a few more words.

But he thought that he had been kicked by Jiang Chen before, and his whole face was swollen into a pig's head.

He shut up in fear, and touched his fat pig face by the way.

The fat man suddenly remembered something, and slapped his brain.

He hurriedly proposed: "In this barren mountain and wilderness, it must be impossible to find

a piece of clothing!" "But it's not completely impossible!"

"We can make a piece of clothing..."

Jiang Chen didn't know what this meant, he just wanted to ask: "How to do it?"

But after the fat man finished speaking, he ran into the jungle with a puff of smoke.

As he ran, he shouted: "Lao Chen, wait for me in a while, I'll go get you some clothes!"

Jiang Chen looked confused, he didn't know which one the fat man was

! He then listened to the corpse and asked the female corpse for the second request!

The female corpse said: "The second thing is to avenge me!" "

I actually... It was killed!

" Jiang Chen was suspicious: "Didn't you get crushed to death when you snapped...

?" "If you want to blame, you should only blame that hail!" "

You said you want revenge, what do you mean?"

The female corpse explained: "You don't know the situation in the bed at that

time!" "We were originally very intense..."

"But the moment the house was about to collapse, it stopped in time!"

At the beginning, I obviously ran to the door with him, but at the last moment..."

"He pushed me!" Jiang

Chen's eyes widened in surprise, and he said suspiciously:

"Perhaps, he just bumped into you in a panic?"

"At that moment, I suddenly saw his hypocrisy

!" "It's murder! Murder...!" Jiang

Chen found that the female corpse's eyes gradually turned bloody, and the next second it seemed that the corpse was about to transform

! He hurriedly pasted a corpse suppression talisman on the center of the female corpse's eyebrows! The female corpse calmed

down a lot.

Jiang Chen said: "Sister, don't get excited, talk slowly

!" "It's not worth it to be angry for a scumbag!"

The female corpse said: "Actually, that guy Li Yang has long had the intention of killing me."

"Before we came to the deserted village to explore, he had already bought me a huge amount of insurance!"

"At that time, I simply thought he was doing it for my good.

"Now that I think about it, as long as I die

, he will be the biggest beneficiary!" "Even if the house doesn't collapse, he will still find an opportunity to kill

me!" "We have already discussed

that we will climb the mountain tomorrow!" "When we reach the top of the mountain, he will probably push me down

!" "At that time, he is the real-life version of Zhang Dongsheng!" "

That's right! That's it! He's a pervert

!". "Hehe! This is a man! Stinky man !!

" "I'm really blind to such a devil!!" The

female corpse roared angrily

! Jiang Chen clinged to the female corpse's chest, and the roar shook his eardrums for a while!

He only remembered at this moment that the place where Li Yang fainted happened to be at the door.

In other words, at the last moment, he had already run to the door.

And he pushed

his girlfriend who was about to escape into it! That fang liang just smashed

his girlfriend to death! Jiang Chen remembered the situation at that time, and suddenly felt a chill behind

him! Killing his girlfriend at the moment of life and death, this IQ and courage are ruthless

! No poison is not a husband! The human heart is unpredictable!