After binding the Immortal Cultivation System, I became popular on variety shows

Chapter 126 Joke

It's a pity that Jiang Yu didn't understand the director's subtext and was still so proud.

Hey, there's nothing I can do if I can't scare her. Who makes her bold?

The director talked a lot in indirect ways, but Jiang Yu looked like she didn't understand.

Of course, it is also possible that you understand and deliberately pretend not to understand.

Who knows.

The director struggled to talk for a long time, but Jiang Yu didn't even give him an accurate reply.

In desperation, the director had no choice but to give up persuading Jiang Yu and looked at King Li Yan.

The same words appear very different when applied to Li Yan.

After listening to the director's words, Li Yan nodded silently, and then took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

His thumb slides across the phone screen.

After glancing at the screen of his mobile phone, he looked at the program director and said in a calm tone.

"Director, I will go back when the driver arrives. See you in the next episode."

Jiang Yu's eyes widened slightly, and she said in her heart that she had learned it, she had learned it.

How could one still pretend to be stupid and dumbfounded without leaving any trace?

Jiang Yu immediately followed suit, "Director, my driver is here too, see you later~"

After saying that, Jiang Yu followed Li Yan and walked out of the tent together.

The director watched helplessly as the two of them left, without even having time to stay.

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Top nanny car.

Zeng Xiong was sitting in the passenger seat.

Li Yan and Jiang Yu sat in the back row together.

Li Yan said in a teasing tone, "Isn't your driver here?"

Jiang Yu raised her eyebrows, pointed at the driver in the front seat and said, "Well, isn't this it?"

Li Yan raised the corners of his mouth, "What's mine is yours?"

Jiang Yu said matter-of-factly, "That's not possible! What's wrong? It's not possible?"

Li Yan smiled and nodded, "Okay, okay."

Zeng Xiong, who was sitting in the front passenger seat, felt his heart skip a beat when he heard this and silently sighed, "Good guy, these two are making rapid progress."

It can be said that it is a three-day separation, so you should look at it with admiration!

Li Yan and Jiang Yu separated on the first floor of the building.

When Jiang Yu returned to her home, she kicked off her shoes and fell down on the sofa.

"Master Jiang, after a busy day, fell down on the sofa and sighed from the bottom of his heart. Hey, lying on the sofa is really comfortable."

Good guy, he is really good at narrating his own narration.

After lying down for a while, Jiang Yu's cell phone, which she had casually put aside, rang.

After a while, Jiang Yu picked up her phone, unlocked it and checked it.

Hey, Yin Yaping?

Shouldn't she be recuperating at the moment?

Jiang Yu clicked into the WeChat chat interface.

"Yaping? It's so late, why did you remember to send me a message?"

"Are you feeling better? I heard from the director that you are sick."

Yin Yaping, "Thank you, Sister Jiang, for your concern. I'm almost recovered."

"It's nothing serious. I just wanted to ask how the recording of your show went. Did everything go well?"

Jiang Yu sat up from the sofa, holding the mobile phone in one hand and putting it to her ear to answer the call. She held a transparent glass in the other hand, preparing to go to the kitchen to pour some water.

There is a water dispenser in the kitchen.

"Of course it went well. With you, Sister Jiang, there will be no accidents. You can rest assured and recover."

"After all, the body is the capital of revolution."

"Only when your health is well maintained can you return to work and make money as soon as possible."

Yin Yaping was on the other end of the phone, expressing deep agreement with Jiang Yu's words.

"Sister Jiang, I'm looking for you so late because I have one more thing to do."

Jiang Yu had a look on her face as she typed a reply quickly.

"Sister Jiang can handle any matter for you!"

Yin Yaping said, "It's not a big deal, it's just that I have an aunt, and my family is arranging a blind date for her recently, but she has social anxiety and doesn't know how to chat with others."

“Basically add a WeChat account and start chatting.”

"My aunt really had no choice but to ask me for advice."

"But I am a newbie in love. I have no clue at all. I have been worried to death these past two days."

Jiang Yu gurgled and raised her head to finish the water in the glass.

After listening to Yin Yaping's words, she immediately became interested.

My waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and I can go up to the fifth floor in one breath.

Anyway, I am in high spirits!

Jiang Yu asked with interest, "How old is your aunt?"

Listening to Yin Yaping's brief introduction, I always felt that her aunt was not very old.

Yin Yaping immediately replied, "My aunt just turned 23 today."

Jiang Yu raised her eyebrows and thought to herself, it was exactly as she guessed.

She asked doubtfully, "Why did you start dating at such a young age?"

Yin Yaping sighed, "My aunt is not in a hurry, it's my aunt who is, and it's all arranged by my aunt."

Today's parents are really anxious. They can't wait to add WeChat one second, get married directly the next second, and within a few days, they start looking forward to having grandchildren.

Jiang Yu, "Since we are dating one and the other, there shouldn't be many candidates for blind dates now, right?"

Yin Yaping was quiet for a while this time before replying.

He probably sent a message to ask about her aunt.

"My aunt said there are only two blind dates left."

Jiang Yu pondered for a while and then sent a message, "I actually don't have much experience in blind dates, but I still have some experience in chatting on WeChat."

"If you want to chat with strangers on WeChat without appearing too embarrassed, humor is essential."

Yin Yaping's eyes lit up and she thought something was interesting, so she quickly asked, "What kind of humor can you talk about?"

Jiang Yu's face was full of confidence, "You create a small group and include me and your aunt, and I will talk in the group."

Jiangjiang, Miss Jiang’s class will start soon!

Yin Yaping did not hesitate and quickly followed the instructions.

The days of recuperation were so boring. How could she miss such an interesting thing?

Yin Yaping quickly established a small group of three people, named "How to make chatting less awkward".

After Jiang Yu entered the group, she immediately initiated a group voice call.

Yin Yaping and her aunt clicked to connect.

Jiang Yu cleared her throat and said, "The humor cell is actually easy to understand. It means telling jokes."

"A good joke can quickly break the awkward atmosphere and shorten the distance between two people."

Yin Yaping, "Is it really that magical?"

Her aunt also asked doubtfully, "For example?"

Jiang Yu, "As we all know, failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success?"

Yin Yaping looked confused, "Who is it?"

Auntie, "Is this a joke?"

Jiang Yu, "Transfer money to me and you pay successfully!"

Yin Yaping, "..."

"It turned out to be an extremely evil homophone, and I didn't react immediately."

Wang Moumou, this prosperous age is as you wish!

Aunt, "..."

"It's so sloppy. It's really a joke. It's just a cold joke."

Jiang Yu, "Don't worry about whether it's cold or not, just say it works or not? Do you have any ideas to chat now?"

Yin Yaping thought about it for a while, "It seems to be true."

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(End of chapter)