After binding the Immortal Cultivation System, I became popular on variety shows

Chapter 127 Unspeakable

Yin Yaping's aunt was surprised, "Jokes actually seem to work?"

My aunt looked excited, as if she had discovered a new world.

"Is there anything else?"

Jiang Yu, “I don’t want too many homophonic jokes and cold jokes like this in my mind.”

"Since you all want to learn, I will tell you a few more words."

"Are you religious?"

Yin Yaping and her aunt replied in unison, "I don't believe it."

Jiang Yu, "Then I'm different from you. I believe in religion."

Yin Yaping and her aunt said in unison again, "What taught you?"

Jiang Yu, "I teach in the cage, and my main task is to sleep."

Poof, Yin Yaping couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.

My aunt couldn't help laughing, because this answer was so unexpected.

Jiang Yu, "What do you think the word "bye bye" looks like?

Before Yin Yaping and her aunt could answer, Jiang Yu asked and answered her own questions.

"Like four skewers!"

"The good-looking collarbones are the same, and the interesting belly bounces around."

"If you are not happy, go to the supermarket and you will hear a lot of good news."

"After checking the balance in the card, my anxious heart finally stopped beating."

"..."

Jiang Yu said a lot in one breath.

Yin Yaping listened with great interest.

My aunt, on the other hand, didn’t know when she pulled out the notebook and kept writing down it.

Everything Jiang Yu said later was written down in her notebook.

This is all useful knowledge. You must write it down so that you don’t have to worry about not finding the topic when chatting in the future.

Jiang Yu, "Have you learned it? If you have learned it, go find a blind date and try it out to see if it works."

Yin Yaping said decisively in her heart, "Have you failed in your studies? You have failed in your studies."

My aunt went to chat with her blind date with confidence.

Ten minutes later, my aunt returned to the group and sent a message.

"..."

Yin Yaping didn't understand what the ellipsis represented, and asked curiously, "Auntie, how was the chat?"

Jiang Yu was equally curious, "What happened? The chat ended so soon?"

It shouldn't be.

The aunt was silent for a moment, and then replied, "It's hard to explain in words."

"The blind date I chose was quite...unique."

Jiang Yu frowned, "What I said doesn't work?"

Auntie, "I don't know what to say, but it's quite difficult anyway."

Jiang Yu's competitive spirit was aroused, "I don't believe it yet, you push his WeChat card to me, I want to get to know him properly."

"I want to see how difficult he is!"

Auntie, "Are you sure? I think there may be something wrong with that person's brain."

Jiang Yu said, "Of course I'm sure, hurry up, send me your WeChat business card."

The aunt sighed and sent her WeChat business card to the group.

Jiang Yu clicked to add, and the other party agreed instantly.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Yu agreed so quickly. Jiang Yu was very surprised.

Before she could send the message, the person on the other side had already sent it.

"Don't be obsessed with me, he's just a legend."

Jiang Yu, "..."

It turns out that this is what it means to be difficult, and she seems to understand a little bit.

"Hello, girl."

"The avatar is mine, are you satisfied?"

"Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

"Girl, I really want to deal with you severely!"

"Let's just video chat, I can't wait!"

"Why refuse? Your eager heart cannot deceive others!"

"My height is 180cm, are you satisfied?"

"If you don't want to make a video, then just send a photo."

"Do you have any photos? If not, go take them now!"

"I know I'm handsome, and it's human nature for you to fall in love with me."

"Why don't you reply to the message? Are you shy?"

"If you miss such an outstanding person like me, you will regret it for the rest of your life."

"Others have always chased me, so don't be ungrateful."

"Girl, you can only play the hard-to-get trick once."

"Okay, I have to admit, your little trick succeeded in seducing me."

Jiang Yu's forehead was throbbing with veins. This person was really good at talking to himself. He could talk so enthusiastically when no one answered him.

If he were in front of her, Jiang Yu really wanted to blow his head off with one punch.

Unable to bear it, Jiang Yu finally sent her first reply, "Is there something wrong with your brain? Take medicine quickly, don't waste the best time to treat the disease!"

Man, "You are restraining your liking for me, right?"

"I know, you women just like to tell the truth."

"Are you trying to seduce me by acting so arrogant?"

"Okay, you succeeded, I really want to punish you right now!"

"Girl, be good and accept my video invitation."

Jiang Yu, "..."

She really didn't know what to say.

At this point, all she can say is that she has indeed lost.

She really can't handle this kind of man.

Jiang Yu quickly deleted him as a friend and blocked him.

Such people should always be on the blacklist.

Jiang Yu returned to the group and found through the chat records that she was no better than Yin Yaping's aunt.

The aunt persisted for ten minutes, and she persisted for eleven minutes, which was only one extra minute.

Jiang Yu sent a message, "..."

What a familiar scene.

The aunt's face looked like this.

Yin Yaping, "Is it done?"

Jiang Yu, "I can't figure it out."

Yin Yaping, "No way, why is it so difficult?"

Jiang Yu, "I have a message for you, Puxinnan."

Yin Yaping, "I think I probably understand."

Jiang Yu let out a long sigh, "Just understand."

Yin Yaping said, "Auntie, the blind dates your mother selected for you are not very good. Why are there even ordinary men?"

Auntie, "That's because you don't know my mother's screening criteria."

Jiang Yu, “What are the screening criteria?”

Auntie, "He is a man, his sexual orientation is normal, he has no arms or legs, and his facial features are in the right place."

Jiang Yu, "..."

Yin Yaping, "..."

After hearing this, both of them fell silent.

After a long time, Yin Yaping finally said, "It seems that my aunt really wants you to get married."

Jiang Yu, "There is one last blind date, do you want to try again?"

The aunt said helplessly, "That's okay."

My aunt clicked on the WeChat chat interface of the last blind date.

Three minutes later, my aunt returned to the group.

Aunt, "..."

Oh ~ what a familiar picture!

Yin Yaping, "Why is it so fast this time?"

Jiang Yu, "What's going on? Another common man?"

Is Pu Xinnan such a loser these days?

It shouldn't be.

Auntie, "He is not a common man, but he is even more unspeakable than a common man."

Jiang Yu, "...send your WeChat business card."

This time, my aunt didn’t say much and happily sent her WeChat business card to the group.

Jiang Yu clicked to add.

This time, it took a longer time for the friend request to be approved.

Jiang Yu waited for a long time before being added as a friend by that person.

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(End of chapter)