After Marrying the School Grass

A burst of laughter broke out around.

Chen Wenzhou: "???"

Jian Ran: "Puff—"

That is why Ke Yan Elementary School Ba has this ability, which can make the atmosphere change from "Hot-blooded College" to "I want to get into the top ten" in a second.

Ren Qinglin also couldn't help but laugh. Jian Ran laughed so that her stomach hurts. She covered her stomach with one hand, and held Ren Qinglin's shoulder with the other. The emoticon package cos Canghai laughed at the strength scene.

Ke Yan looked left and right, a little at a loss. Is he wrong?

Chen Wenzhou felt offended and sternly said: "Who did this come from!"

Chen Wenzhou was originally a tall man, as strong as a bear, but now with the costume of a ghoul and a vicious expression, it can scare the children into tears.

Ke Yan flinched and took a half step back. Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin stood up at the same time, blocking him behind.

"I wonder if our schoolmaster didn't say it wrong," Jian Ran said leisurely, "you can do everything if you are in a hurry. This is what you said. High math problems are not good, what about big object problems, English reading problems? ?"

Chen Wenzhou rattled his teeth with anger, "The surname is Jane, are you **** kidding me?"

While he was speaking, he wanted to grab Jian Ran's scarf, but Ren Qinglin grabbed his arm first.

Ren Qinglin's movements and voice are not swift, "It's too much to do it."

"No, no, Ren Qinglin, didn't you hear what he just said?" Jian Ran said jokingly, "Chen Wenzhou wants to shake hands with us, he came to us for a drink. However, just drinking is not interesting, or It's great to fight wine, isn't it?"

This is exactly the purpose of Chen Wenzhou. He is a great man from the north, and he has been crawling around in the wine bottles since he was in junior high school. Chen Wenzhou knew that many Tangtang friends could not understand how Tangtang fell in love with him. In their opinion, from Jian Ran to Chen Wenzhou, it seemed that it was Audi to Alto, Peking University to Jade Bird, Adi to Adi Wang. Yes, he is not as handsome as Jian Ran, he is not rich in his family, and he is not as good as him in his studies. But in the fight for wine, if he still loses to a Cantonese who can only drink tea and soup, what kind of mess is he? !

"I'm waiting for you, Jian Ran," Chen Wenzhou shook the bottle, "the sieve or punches, you choose."

"Then I choose..." Jian Ran paused, smiling more and more, "High math problems."

Chen Wenzhou: "..."

Ren Qinglin raised his lips silently.

"Jian Ran, you have to walk around here today and can't get out, right?" Chen Wenzhou said with a fire, "You big man, you talk about math problems every day, you are not ashamed, and I am ashamed for you."

Ren Qinglin smiled, "Big men are also students. Students' job is to study."

Ke Yan hid behind Jian Ran, nodding like garlic, "That's it."

"How about it," Jian Ran deliberately said in a very unpleasant tone, "Advanced mathematics is a public class, and people in polytechnics have to learn it. One math problem is a problem for one person, and people who do it wrong or take a long time can drink it by themselves. You can also find a representative. Do you want to play?"

Although Jian Ran is not a high school tyrant, her grades are above average. Advanced mathematics is a freshman course. He has forgotten about it, but he is confident that he can get rid of Chen Wenzhou's ten streets. If you need a representative to do the questions, it will be no problem. Who can compare to the little angel Ke Yan who was the first in the last year.

There were more and more people watching the excitement around. Ji Yuanxi's young couple came, as did the president and Tang Tang.

The president laughed loudly after listening to Jian Ran's proposal, "This is a good thing! Hurry up and find the little reporter, take a few more photos, and feel like you can go to the school's official website!"

Others booed: "Do the problem, do the problem, do the problem!"

Chen Wenzhou's face looked like he had been constipated for ten days. One of his brothers came over and whispered to him: "Brother Zhou, I know a mathematics tyrant, he is here today too, let him take it for you?"

Chen Wenzhou's eyes lit up, "Really?"

"He's right there."

Chen Wenzhou immediately set up his score, "The math problem is just a math problem, as if someone can't do the same, look at you so horribly."

Jian Ran turned to Ke Yan and said, "Are you confident?"

Ji Yuanxi said: "Fuck, are you kidding me! Who are we afraid of when we talk about it!"

Ke Yan smiled with two small tiger teeth, "Don't worry, Brother Jian."

"Don't be too stressful," Jian Ran squeezed Ke Yan's shoulders, "Looking back, I invite you to drink milk tea for a month."

The BGM was closed, and the president asked him to clear a table. Ke Yan in Ravenclaw school uniform and Xueba who Chen Wenzhou found sat at each end, with pens and white paper in front of them. In the middle of the table was fifteen bottles. Uncapped beer.

The president said: "I will look for the questions in the question bank. To save time, I will make small questions. Even if there are multiple-choice questions, just fill in the blank questions. Each question is half a bottle of beer, OK. ?"

Jian Ran and Chen Wenzhou glanced at each other, "OK."

The president uses his mobile phone to find a problem, and puts the phone in a place where both of them can see, "The first problem is to find the general solution of this differential equation."

Ke Yan glanced at the subject and immediately started to calculate. On the other side, the mathematics tyrants in the Department of Mathematics did not give too much concession and wrote wildly.

Ji Yuanxi said: "I actually think this is more exciting than the NBA finals. Is this the charm of mathematics?! But what is the "general solution"?"

Xu Keke reluctantly glanced at Sand Sculpture's boyfriend, "How did you pass the high school freshman year?"

"It's all by words to focus on the key points before the test, otherwise Xiaogou and I would have been hanged on a high tree long ago-hey, where did Xiaogou go?"

A minute later, Ke Yan slapped down the pen, "Alright!"

The mathematics department is overbearing and said: "Me too!"

"Ke Yanxian, I'll look at him first." The president compared Ke Yan's answer with the standard answer, and announced with a smile: "Exactly correct!"

"Yes!" Jian Ran first fisted with Ren Qinglin, then slapped Ke Yan, "The words are great!"

Chen Wenzhou gave a "fuck", picked up a bottle of beer and blew half a bottle, "Damn, go on!"

"The second question, find the angle between these two planes."

Ren Qinglin saw that the calculation of this question is relatively cumbersome. He walked around behind Chen Wenzhou and whispered softly: "This question will take some time-go out for a chat?"

Chen Wenzhou turned his head impatiently, and swallowed the original "roll" back to Qinglin's face, "talking about it."

"follow me."

The two walked out of the hall in tandem. Chen Wenzhou said vigilantly: "What do you want to do."

Ren Qinglin was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and said bluntly: "Vice President Wang."

Chen Wenzhou's expression changed, "What do you...what do you mean?"

"How did you get into this school, you should know better than me in your heart." Ren Qinglin said lightly, "The college entrance examination scores are quite different, so I squeezed a lot of money."

Chen Wenzhou appeared to be calm, "Ren Qinglin, you are also a local, you offend people too much, are you afraid that you won't be able to mix in Beijing in the future?"

Ren Qinglin said: "I'm already married, so I'm not afraid."

Chen Wenzhou:? ? ? ? ?

"Also about your big classmates getting into the hospital..."

"Where did you know it!"

Ren Qinglin continued: "The classmate was seriously injured. It is said that he had been in the hospital for more than a month. His parents had come to school several times, but you didn't even remember any minor mistakes. This incident was probably helped by the vice principal. You pressed it down?"

Chen Wenzhou lowered his voice and said gruffly: "It took a lot of effort to check me out. Tell me what you want."

"Don't let Jian Ran see you again."

Chen Wenzhou was taken aback and sneered: "Jian Ran was so persuaded? You want you to help him get ahead."

"I just don't want him to waste time on you."

"What if I say no?"

Ren Qinglin smiled slightly, "You can try it, there will be surprises."

Ren Qinglin turned around and met Tang Tang's timid and shocked gaze.

Chen Wenzhou asked her out of anger, "When did you come?"

Tang Tang said with a white face, "I..."

When Ren Qinglin walked past the girl, he stopped and whispered softly: "Don't break up and keep Double Eleven? I'm gone."

Tang Tang glanced at Chen Wenzhou, frightened by the evil spirit on his body, "I...I will go back first." As he said, he hurriedly followed Ren Qinglin.

Chen Wenzhou was left in place, almost exploding with anger.

When Ren Qing went back, she just happened to see Jian Ran pour the beer bottle violently. Jian Ran raised her head, her neck was white and slender, and her Adam's apple kept rolling, and the wine that was too late to swallow overflowed from the corner of his mouth.

Ren Qinglin's eyes sank slightly, his wife really burst.

After drinking half a bottle, Jian Ran wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, and said to the guilty-faced Ke Yan: "It's okay, there are still a lot of questions, the next question will kill him!"

Ji Yuanxi said: "Say, fighting!"

Ke Yan lived up to the expectations of his roommates. There were a total of 30 questions, and he answered 20 correctly. Jian Ran drank five bottles of beer and Chen Wenzhou drank ten bottles. After drinking, Chen Wenzhou blushed and his neck was thick and he was talking unbearable nonsense. He shouted and pushed him away when his brother wanted to help him. But Jian Ran was only slightly red at the corners of her eyes and cheeks, her eyes blurred and her feet floating. The last two bottles of Ren Qinglin and Ji Yuanxi both wanted to help him drink, but he insisted that it was a man who had no reason to let other men stop drinking, and he drew all five bottles of beer by himself.

After the excitement, the time was almost up, everyone left the table one after another. Chen Wenzhou was forcibly taken away by his brothers. Jian Ran sat on the sofa with his head down, motionless, and didn't know if he was asleep.

Ren Qinglin asked: "How about the senior drinker?"

Ji Yuanxi said: "It seems that seven bottles of beer are the limit, and now it's two bottles from the limit."

Ke Yan blamed himself: "It's all my fault, if I win every question, it will be fine."

Xu Keke comforted him: "Your opponent is the top five in the mathematics department. You can beat him by 20 times. You don't know how handsome you were when you just did the problem. Several girls said you wanted it. How about your WeChat."

Ke Yan was flattered: "Really..."

Ren Qinglin bent down and cupped Jian Ran's cheeks, "Senior?"

Jian Ran raised her head, half-squinting her eyes, "Yeah."

"How are you feeling, can you go?"

Jian Ran took Ren Qinglin's hand off, "Yes, are we going back?"

"Yes, of course," Ji Yuanxi said, "If you don't leave, you won't be able to keep up with the entrance guard."

"Oh." Jian Ran stood up slowly, looking sober, "Where is Xiaodog?"

"He just sent a WeChat message in the group, saying that he will not go with us tonight and let us go back."

Ren Qinglin supported Jian Ran's waist, "Then let's go."

"Wait..." Tang Tang ran all the way towards them, her eyes red and her makeup slicked, "Can you drive me back to school by the way?"

Xu Keke said: "Yes, it happens that Shen Zixiao is not there, so he has an extra position. Right, brother?"

Ren Qinglin nodded, "Yeah."

Jian Ran gently pushed Ren Qinglin away, and said stiffly: "I can go by myself."

Ren Qinglin sighed, "Okay, seniors go by themselves."

Jian Ran can indeed walk, but not in a straight line, but a little slow. But some people were slower than him. Tang Tang walked at the end with a choked voice. Xu Keke took her arm and cursed with hatred for iron and steel, "How many times have I persuaded you, you must not listen, you must be with him." I know that you are anxious to transfer your emotional injury, but you can't provoke his kind of person. You are grumpy, machismo, and always hold you back to Jianran before. What do you think of him? ?"

Tang Tang shed tears and shook his head, "I, I don't know..."

Ji Yuanxi said, "You must have been brainwashed by him."

"But it's not too late to break up."

Tang Tang said sadly: "I, I dare not. He said that if I said to break up, he would go crazy. You don't know, he can do everything when he gets crazy..."

"Except for math problems." While ridiculing Jian Ran, she accidentally tripped on her robe, and her whole body threw forward and fell into Ren Qinglin's arms.

"Senior, look at the way."

Jian Ran sniffed the familiar and good smell on his junior, muttering: "I can't walk anymore."

Ren Qinglin smiled, "Then I carry you?"

Jian Ran thought for a while with her only reason, "They are watching. When there are only two of us, you will...hiccup and carry me again."

Ren Qinglin didn't expect Jian Ran to react like this. He was taken aback and smiled: "Okay."

When returning to school, Jian Ran, who was sitting in the co-pilot, had fallen asleep. Seeing that the access time was about to come, Ren Qinglin asked the others to go first, and he carried Jian Ran back.

Ji Yuanxi told him: "Then you have to move faster."

Within two steps, Ji Yuanxi suddenly realized a problem.

He is Jian Ran's roommate, why did Ren Qinglin send Jian Ran to him, he still thinks this is a matter of course?

He told his girlfriend about his confusion, Xu Keke said meaningfully: "Because of the atmosphere between them we can't get in at all."

Ren Qinglin waited in the driver's seat for a few minutes, but Jian Ran showed no sign of waking up. Between directing people to open a house and being a person, Ren Qinglin chose the latter with difficulty. He shook Jian Ran gently, "Senior?"

Jian Ran slowly opened her eyes, "here?"

"Well, it's almost 11 o'clock, let me take my senior back to the bedroom." Ren Qinglin got out of the car first, went to the other side to open the door to Jian Ran, squatted down, "senior, come."

Jian Ran suddenly got a little bit up, and didn't know if it was because of the stamina of the wine or because of Ren Qinglin's back contour.

"No need," Jian Ran licked her lips, "I can go."

Ren Qinglin did not reluctantly. It’s okay for Jian Ran to walk slowly. It's better to miss the access time, then they can only go to the hotel. The current senior is still wearing a wizard robe...

Ren Qinglin thought, couldn't help but smile.

Jian Ran, who walked slowly in front, looked back at him, "What are you laughing at."

"I want to laugh when I see the senior."

Jian Ran said in his heart: laugh, laugh, anyway, I like to see the way you laugh.

The two stood facing each other, and there was no one else on the road except them.

Jian Ran asked: "Ren Qinglin, how am I doing today? Isn't it handsome?"

Ren Qinglin looked at him, "Handsome, handsome in clothes, handsome in people."

Jian Ran was satisfied, burped a drink, lowered his head to see his loose shoelaces, and was about to bend over, but Ren Qinglin took a step ahead of him and knelt down in front of him, "I'm coming."

This is the first time someone has helped him tie his shoes after Jian Ran grows up.

Jian Ran looked down at Ren Qinglin and said dumbly: "Ren Qinglin."

Ren Qinglin fastened his shoelaces and stood up, "Huh?"

"Did you mean it."

Ren Qinglin didn't quite understand what Jian Ran meant, "Intentionally?"

"Playing with me deliberately."

"?"

Jian Ran's face was already red, "You took me to the top, gave me a credit card and a Duck, and smiled so nicely at me...Did you mean it?"

Ren Qinglin was silent for a while and said, "What do you think of the senior?"

"I think... I think you are a **** bastard!"

Ren Qinglin had a rare look of astonishment on his face, "Huh?"

Jian Ran said firmly: "Yes, you are a bastard!"

Obviously they are all straight men, and they have already agreed that they are just married. Now that he is made to be straight or not straight, to bend or bend, what is Ren Qinglin as a bastard? !