After Marrying the School Grass

Ren Qinglin couldn't laugh or cry. He thought Jian Ran knew something, but now it seems that he was just playing drunkenly.

"Well," he followed Jian Ran's words, "I'm a bastard."

Ren Qinglin's confession so happily made Jian Ran even more uncomfortable.

It’s also right. It’s him who is overwhelmed. It’s him who is frantically probing between straight and bends. Ren Qinglin is calm from beginning to end, just like a okay person, straight and straight, and he **** likes it. 'S elder sister!

At the thought of this, it was almost suffocated.

Jian Ran walked to the bushes on the side of the road. Ren Qinglin thought he was too drunk to recognize his way, and hugged his shoulders from behind, "Senior, the dormitory is not over there."

Jian Ran ignored him, bending down a branch, suddenly turned around, pointed the branch at Ren Qinglin's chest, "Don't move."

Ren Qinglin was startled, "Is this... a magic wand?"

"Yes, just ask if you are afraid."

Wearing a wizard robe and holding a "magic wand", his cheeks were already flushed red, and he put on a fierce expression... Ren Qinglin felt that his blood trough was about to be empty again.

"Why are you smiling again," Jian Ran frowned, "Always smile at me, be careful of me--" He suddenly cleared his mind and swallowed what he had almost said.

"Okay, I won't laugh anymore." Ren Qinglin said so, but her shoulders trembled slightly, "Senior, what kind of spell do you want to use on me, come on."

Under the influence of alcohol, Jian Ran's mind turned a little slow, and she racked her brains before remembering a spell: "Except your weapon?"

Ren Qinglin spread his hands, "But I don't have a weapon now."

How could it not be? Your face is the most lethal weapon, even group injuries, regardless of gender.

Jian Ran thought about it again, with a flash of inspiration, snapped his fingers with the hand that didn't hold the branch, "I see-the soul is out of the body!"

Ren Qinglin raised her eyes slightly, and said in a low voice, "Senior originally liked to play like this."

"The soul out of the body" is one of the three unforgivable spells in the book "Harry Potter". The person who is cast will unconditionally execute the instructions of the caster like a puppet.

"Have you been cursed?"

"It's in," Ren Qinglin said, "Senior, let me give orders. What do you want me to do."

Jian Ran was asked.

Yes, what does he want Ren Qinglin to do.

he thinks……

He wanted Ren Qinglin to take him to the ranks alone, and only eat his own milk when playing games; he wanted Ren Qinglin to wear his hard-knit scarf as much as possible. It doesn’t matter if he wears it, he can knit another one for him. ; He wanted Ren Qinglin to drink a big pot of soup he had cooked when he was sick; he wanted Ren Qing to go chasing some senior sister when he was ill. Wouldn't it be okay to have more sheep and scorpion hot pot with him in that time?

Jian Ran didn't respond for a long time, and Ren Qing asked, "Has the senior figured it out?"

Although Jian Ran was a little overwhelmed by alcohol and Ren Qinglin, but subconsciously told him that he could not tell Ren Qinglin those words directly. He looked around blankly, saw the mineral water in the roadside vending machine, blurted out: "When I want me to play basketball, you give me water."

Ren Qinglin looked at him quietly for a while, and said with a sigh: "Brother...You are too foul of the rules." Being so cute is completely challenging his bottom line.

"Huh?" Why is it called "brother" again? Didn't it happen that he was only called "senior" when he was in school. But this is not the most important thing at the moment. Jian Ran decided to ignore this question for now, "Stop talking nonsense, just say or not."

"Promise," Ren Qinglin replied very quickly, "As long as you go to play basketball, I will give you water."

Jian Ran was satisfied, and slowly put down the "magic wand", "Very good."

"No other orders?"

Jian Ran thought for a while, "Not yet."

Ren Qinglin raised the corners of her lips, "Then wait until my brother has other thoughts, and then curse me."

Jian Ran nodded, trying to find a place to hide her "magic wand", but she didn’t have a pocket in the wizard robe, and the pockets on her trousers could only fit a mobile phone and keys. In the end, he could only be like the ancients. The "magic wand" was hidden in the wide sleeve.

Ren Qinglin took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, trying to make his tone sound a bit regretful, "Brother, there are only three minutes left to the door control. Unless we use the speed of the sprint competition, it will be too late."

Jian Ran was a little slow, "What should I do if it is too late."

"It seems that we can only make a living out for one night," Ren Qinglin opened an APP commonly used to book hotels, "Should I book a hotel?"

There seems to be no other way.

Jian Ran nodded, and the phone rang before the word "good" was spoken-it was Ren Qinglin's WeChat call.

Ji Yuanxi: "Linlin, where are you?"

Ren Qinglin: "It will take about five minutes, but—"

"Then you hurry up!" Ji Yuanxi said, "Now Aunt Yanyan and I will beg grandpa and grandma for you to delay the time, maybe two or three minutes!"

Ren Qinglin: "..."

"Prompt?"

Ren Qinglin sighed, "I see, let's go back now."

After hanging up the phone, Ren Qinglin said to Jian Ran, "Brother, your roommate is too enthusiastic."

Jian Ran tilted his head and looked at him, eyes half-closed, as if he was a little drunk than just now.

Ren Qinglin squatted down, "Brother, come up, I will carry you back."

Jian Ran didn't say "no" this time. He obediently lay on his schoolboy's back and hugged his neck, not forgetting to vomit himself: "I look like a traveling frog in this posture."

"That's also the most handsome travel frog."

The two went out of the door for three minutes and went downstairs in the dormitory. Ji Yuanxi was pulling the dormitory aunt to act like a baby. When they saw them, they almost cried: "You are finally back, one minute later, I suspect that auntie is going to I simmered it."

The aunt scolded: "It's delicious only after it's grilled. Come in quickly. I really want to close the door."

Ji Yuanxi glanced at Jian Ran, who was already asleep, and said, "Give me Ranran, and I will carry him up. You also quickly go back to your dormitory, and Yanyan will help you watch it."

Ren Qinglin is not very happy to let other boys recite Jian Ran, but the situation is special now, so, okay.

Ren Qinglin put down Jian Ran, and Jian Ran woke up on his own. Ji Yuanxi was overjoyed and asked, "Of course, can you walk by yourself? A five-story building, I may not be able to hold it..."

Jian Ran looked a little more sober, "Ren Qinglin..."

"Well, I'm here." Ren Qinglin said, "Senior, hurry up, I'm leaving too."

"……Ok."

When she reached the top of the stairs, Jian Ran looked back at Ren Qinglin, seeming a little reluctant to bear him.

It was this look that made Ren Qinglin not sleep well in the next few days. As soon as he closed his eyes, it was all the way Jian Ran looked back at him.

Although Jian Ran often complains about his school with his classmates, one thing about the school is worthy of recognition: their school is one of the first heating districts in Beijing.

As soon as the heating was turned on, Jian Ran spent more and more time in the dormitory, except for classes and meals, almost without going out. Ji Yuanxi spends less time with his girlfriend. She watches American TV shows in the dormitory every day. Jian Ran asks him to play games. Ji Yuanxi said, "It's not very cold in the south now. We will play again later."

Jian Ran asked: "What does this have to do with the weather?"

Ji Yuanxi smiled thiefly: "Waiting for the winter, the friends in the south were trembling with cold indoors, and their fingers became inflexible. I will fight again. I have seen the king's rank beckoning to me! "

"..." What you said is so reasonable, I can't refute it.

In addition to them, Ke Yan still reports in libraries and laboratories every day. Shen Zixiao, the most resident of the past, didn't know what he was doing recently. He often ran out and couldn't see anyone all day long. Jian Ran always wanted to talk to him about Lu Shixuan, but there was no chance. Later, he thought about it, but still thinks it's better to pretend not to know.

After all, no one is ashamed of living for this age. Just say that he was drunk and used a branch as a magic wand to cast a spell on Ren Qinglin. If the third person knew about it, he would probably do something to kill him.

"When I want me to play basketball, you give me water." How arrogant he was at that time, how ashamed he is now. When he woke up the next day, he found that he clearly remembered every detail of last night, and almost committed suicide without a Caesarean section. Especially when he was still wearing a wizard's robe, he got up and the "magic wand" fell out of his sleeve.

Jian Ran went crazy immediately, and took the "magic wand" and knocked **** the head a few times. The roommates shocked the whole family and climbed onto his bed to try to stop his "self-harm". The scene was very tragic.

From that day on, Jian Ran could no longer look directly at any of the three things: "Basketball", "Water", and "Ren Qinglin". When playing a black-and-white game with Ren Qinglin in the evening, he could not speak without talking. Fortunately, Ren Qinglin didn't mention anything that night, otherwise his face really didn't know where to put it.

"Where did Xiaodog go today?" Ji Yuanxi asked, "He is a single dog, why is he busier than me."

Jian Ran who is doing homework: "I don't know."

Ji Yuanxi guessed: "It seems that he was like this after returning from the Halloween party. Of course, would he hook up with another girl at the party?"

"……Ha ha."

After Jian Ran solved a problem, he threw away the pen and reached for the phone.

It’s almost double eleven. The WeChat group is full of sharing of cats and cats. Jian Ran blocked all groups, and many people shared it with him alone. Jian Ran saw a **** unread message, and thought his mother had started too, and went in in a complicated mood only to find that his mother was only asking him if he had anything he wanted to buy on Double Eleven.

Jian Ranranran: Just a pair of shoes.

Master Mother: Is there not enough pocket money?

Jian Ranranran:...

I won't have enough pocket money. What a joke, my husband gave me a credit card with a limit of 1 million. Did your husband give it?

Jian Ranranran: No, there is nothing I want to buy.

Master Mother: Have you run out of those skin care products? I will buy you a few more sets and send them directly to your school.

Jian Ran didn't pay much attention to the things on his face. Mother Jian bought them and forced him to wipe them.

Jian Ranranran: OK, that mysterious sea is very useful.

Master Mother: That is the mystery of Hailan. [Smile]

Jian Ranran: [Bai Zhantang's awkward and polite smile.jpg]

Master Mother: Beijing is cold, you can pick yourself another down jacket.

Master Mother: [CANADAGOOSE Official Flagship Store], copy dbe□□hsdh and open Taobao

Jian Ran clicked on the Taobao link and chose one to put in the shopping cart. He remembered that Ji Yuanxi had complained about not having money to buy a down jacket, and asked: "Old Ji, I want to buy a down jacket, would you like it?"

Ji Yuanxi complained: "My money has to be reserved for my wife on Double Eleven."

"I will pay for you first, and you will pay me back."

Ji Yuan is happy, "Okay."

Jian Ran handed him the phone, "Choose one by yourself."

Ji Yuanxi glanced a few times, his smile gradually solidified, "Can I go to another store to pick it?"

"Of course, as long as you like it."

Ji Yuanxi chose a down jacket of about 1,000 and reminded him: "You remember to buy it at midnight on Double Eleven, there is a full reduction."

"I know." Jian Ran clicked into the shopping cart, thought about it, and added a one to the down jacket he chose.

At this time, a message popped up on WeChat that someone was in the basketball group @他.

Shuangmu: Of course, do you play this afternoon? Everyone has an appointment, 5V5, I will leave you.

Zolla: It's been a long time since I saw Jane on the basketball court. Is it that Jane is going to retire?

Zhi Cong: I beg the school grass to give a face! ! ! [Kneel to you. jpg]

Jian Ranranran:...

Jian Ran didn't want to play with Lin Sichen, but he did not play for a long time, his hands were a little itchy, and other golfers called him so enthusiastically.

Jian Ranran: What time is it in the afternoon?

After the message was sent, Jian Ran cut to the chat interface with Ren Qinglin.

Jian Ranranran: I'm going to play in the afternoon.