After Marrying the School Grass

April 1st is April Fool's Day and Jian Ran's birthday. Last year, Jian Ran was still a single dog. He spent his twentieth birthday with the three in the dormitory. At that time, the three asked him what gifts he wanted. Jian Ran said, "I really have one I want."

The three looked at him: "You say you say."

"On my birthday, you are not allowed to punish me, but I can punish you."

The three looked at each other.

"And no matter how I fix you, you can't be seriously angry." Jian Ran said, "Of course, I won't do too much, you can rest assured of this."

Jian Ran is a roommate who can't ask for it in every way. The three only thought about the gifts he gave them on Christmas, then looked at his face that made people unable to say "no", and nodded without hesitation: "Okay!"

This year, Jian Ran successfully dropped out of the order and moved out to live with her partner. The day before his birthday, the three held a symposium in the dormitory.

Shen Zixiao: "I think it's Ren Qinglin's business to celebrate Jian Ran's birthday. Let's not mix things up this year, just give him a gift."

Ke Yan: "But I think since we are friends of Brother Jian, we should give him his birthday. What's more, we promised him last year."

Shen Zixiao complained: "Of course you can say that, Jian Ran loves you so much, but last year just replaced your "College Physics" with "Twelve Magic Weapons That Stun Girls"..."

"'It's just'?" Ke Yan said in disbelief, "I sit in the first row in class. Can you imagine the expression and mood of teacher Dawu when I took out the book in his eyes? ?"

"What are you? You have me miserable?!" Shen Zixiao retorted angrily, "I brushed my teeth well and took a mouthful of mustard!"

Ji Yuanxi was depressed, "Don't fight, the worst is me. He actually called "husband, come and I'm super lonely" in pseudophony when I was on the phone with Coco. I was almost taken apart by Coco. Okay! I have always explained to Coco, but Coco does not believe that such a soft girl's voice is naturally coming out..."

Shen Zixiao couldn't help but smile, "In order to make fun of you, he deliberately went to learn pseudophones for a few days, which is quite a spell."

Ji Yuanxi: "You laugh now, and see if you can still laugh tomorrow."

The three were silent for a minute, and Ke Yan said: "We have basically figured out the routine of Brother Jian. As long as we are careful tomorrow and keep a distance from him, we may be able to escape."

Ji Yuanxi: "The words are right, the three of us can't be compared to one? Three heads are worthy of Zhuge Liang!"

Shen Zixiao calmly analyzed: "Not necessarily. He is not fighting alone. He now has a husband. Ren Qinglin looked at Yazi, who has a very useful brain. In my opinion, the situation is not optimistic."

The three were silent for a while, and Ji Yuanxi said: "No, we can't just sit back and wait."

Ke Yan: "Do you have any good ideas?"

Ji Yuanxi looked like an old **** was present, “The key to whether we can spend April Fool’s Day safely tomorrow is still present. As long as he is willing to give us the bottom line, we will be a golden finger. No matter how much toss, we just have to watch him act in a cold manner."

"It's easy to say," Shen Zixiao said coolly, "Why can Ren Qinglin help us? Who are we?"

Ji Yuanxi said firmly: "How can I know if I don't try? What if?"

Shen Zixiao attacked him: "It's impossible, you die of this heart."

In the elective class, Fang Huifeng finished eating chicken in a round and raised his head to move his muscles and bones. He was surprised to find that Ren Qinglin was also playing games, so he asked: "What are you playing? You don't like to play games."

"Am I playing games," Ren Qinglin said lightly, "I'm with my wife." Jian Ran has no class this afternoon and is lying at home bored.

Fang Huifeng handed over, "Farewell."

"And this game is quite interesting." Ren Qinglin said.

Jian Ran recently returned to Hearthstone and played with Ren Qinglin. This kind of card game relies on luck and brains. For Ren Qinglin, it is much more interesting than moba. Under the influence of Jian Ran, he will play a game if he has nothing to do. "Heartstone" has a mode of playing against friends. The two often rely on the win or loss of the game to decide who cooks today, who washes the dishes, who mops the floor, and who is on it at night (Jian Ran: What is the difference between who is on and who is on? ! It's not me that got caught!).

Fang Huifeng looked at it for a while, and asked curiously: "Which one is better at you or Brother Jian?"

Ren Qinglin: "We are equal opponents."

After a few minutes of fighting, there was no movement from Jian Ran. At the end of the round, Jian Ran surrendered and said, "I choose to die!"

Fang Huifeng: "Are you not letting him?"

"He won't let me either."

The bell rang after class, and Ren Qinglin took the book and prepared to go home. Fang Huifeng said: "I'll go with you, I'll get a courier, and Jane's birthday gift is here."

Ren Qinglin asked: "What are you going to give him?"

Fang Huifeng: "Electric stew pot."

Ren Qinglin:?

"Isn't he like making soup, it's so practical to give a pot." Fang Huifeng marveled at his wit, "so you can follow along with good taste, perfect!"

Ren Qinglin: "...It really is a straight man giving gifts."

As soon as the two of them walked out of the classroom, Ji Yuanxi came out and grabbed Ren Qinglin's arm, "Linlin, you must save us, you must save us!"

Ren Qinglin: "What's wrong?"

Ji Yuanxi told Ren Qinglin about the tragic experience of the three people in the dormitory last year. Ren Qinglin heard halfway and interrupted him: "What did you just say?"

"Huh?" Ji Yuanxi was dumbfounded, and said, "I'll talk about him..."

"It's not Ke Yan, it's you." Ren Qinglin asked, "What did my senior do to you?"

"Oh, he called me "husband" when I was on the phone with Coco..."

Ren Qinglin narrowed his eyes, "You repeat your first sentence again."

Ji Yuanxi was confused, "You must save us?"

"Don't save it," Ren Qinglin said lightly, "please ask for more blessings."

Ji Yuanxi was crazy, "Why?! Don't you have any sympathy?!"

Ren Qinglin said: "Because I think he looks cute when he does bad things."

Ren Qinglin packed a large portion of non-spicy spicy hotpot home, and when he walked to the gate of the community, he received Jian Ran's WeChat.

Big baby: I've arrived by express, help me get it.

Big baby: [90 degree bow thank you.jpg]

.R: Call her husband.

big baby:?

.R: No bid, no take.

Big baby: [I suspect you have a problem here (mushroom head points to your head).jpg]

.R: The senior will take it by himself later.

Big baby: Husband!

Big baby: Husband, okay, help the nest to get the courier duck!

Ren Qinglin returned home with the spicy incense pot and the courier. Jian Ran was lying on the sofa playing with her mobile phone, and rushed towards the door when she heard the door opening.

The goal of his rush is not Ren Qinglin, nor the spicy hot pot, but the express delivery.

Ren Qinglin asked: "What did the senior buy so excited?"

Jian Ran smiled meaningfully, "My birthday present."

After seeing the "gift", Ren Qinglin said amused: "The seniors are ruthless. But they were prepared for it, I'm afraid they are not that easy to deceive."

Jian Ran is very confident, "So I need your help, will you have no class tomorrow afternoon?"

After dinner, Ren Qinglin actively invited Jian Ran to play Hearthstone together. Jian Ran readily agreed, "But the housework is done, what are we betting on?"

Ren Qinglin: "I heard that you have a little false tone?"

Jian Ran was surprised: "How do you know?"

Ren Qinglin leaned in Jian Ran's ear and said a word softly.

Jian Ran opened her eyes, "Fuck, are you playing with such a big one?"

Ren Qinglin smiled and said, "It just happens that the senior's birthday is coming, so it's an entertainment show?"

Jian Ran looked at him suspiciously.

Ren Qinglin was very calm, "Don't the seniors want to avenge the last time?"

Jian Ran was not deceived by him, "I won't necessarily win."

Ren Qinglin: "I can make you two rounds."

Jian Ran's eyes lit up, "Is it serious?"

Ren Qinglin smiled, "Really."

Ten minutes later, Jian Ran's roar resounded throughout the room, "Ah, ah, ah, it doesn't count, this round is not counted, two wins in three rounds!"

Ren Qinglin said slowly: "I would like to lose in gambling, senior."

Jian Ran was depressed, and cast a sad look at Ren Qinglin: "School brother is too much."

Ren Qinglin rubbed his hair, "Who makes the senior call someone "husband"? This is punishment."

When it was over, Ren Qinglin wished Jian Ran a happy birthday in a special way. He was steadily dragged in his hand by Ren Qinglin, with his back leaning against the wall, bumping up and down. Because his feet were off the ground, he instinctively felt insecure, so he could only use his legs to firmly surround Ren Qinglin's waist, which would make it more convenient for Ren Qinglin to give him gifts.

After that, Jian Ran rested for a long time before coming back from that kind of air. He glanced at the time and said, "I have really gone from twenty to twenty-one."

Ren Qing kissed the corner of his eye and said, "Happy birthday, seniors go to open the present."

"where?"

Ren Qinglin: "There are 38,800 rune stones on your game account, so seniors can enjoy the fun of drawing cards."

Due to the reduction in living expenses, Jian Ran rarely spends money on games, but Hearthstone needs to recharge to collect cards. He has been enduring no recharge. The number of cards is limited. This is the main reason why he often loses to Ren Qinglin the reason.

Jian Ran exclaimed: "Ren Qinglin, you **** understand me! This is what I need most now!"

Ren Qinglin smiled, "I don't understand how you are your husband?"

Jian Ran immediately entered the game, eagerly gearing up for a while, just about to open the card pack, and suddenly stopped. He handed the phone to Ren Qinglin and said: "You can smoke for me, I'm not the one."

Ren Qinglin said: "I'm not European, or the seniors come by themselves."

Jian Ran shook his head, "Come on, I believe you."

Ren Qinglin: "Huh? Why?"

Jian Ran said naturally: "Because you are my little lucky."

Ren Qinglin: "..." Fuck, it's been seconds.

On April Fool's Day, Shen Zixiao and others began to be alert from the moment they opened their eyes in the morning. However, the morning passed and nothing happened.

Ke Yan said: "Brother Jian will forget us?"

"Yes, you should be more sober!" Ji Yuanxi roared, "That's true!"

"Lao Ji is right," Shen Zixiao said solemnly, "Jian Ran is definitely trying to catch it. We must not take it lightly."

In the afternoon's professional class, the three saw Jian Ran. Jian Ran took up four positions and beckoned them to come. The three dared not move, watching Jian Ran warily.

Jian Ran raised her eyebrows, "That's how you helped me celebrate my birthday?"

Shen Zixiao: "If you have nothing to do with diligence, you will steal if you do it."

Jian Ran lazily said: "You don't even look at who the teacher is in this class. I am doing you all in her class, am I crazy?"

This makes sense. The three looked at each other, relaxed a little, and sat down beside Jian Ran.

In this class, Jian Ran was really peaceful. After the get out of class, they began to face a big enemy again, keeping a relatively safe distance from Jian Ran.

Jian Ran was speechless and broke: "Are you as for."

The three nodded together, "As for, very much."

Jian Ran sneered, "Then do you want to eat with me?"

I still have to eat, and I have to give birthday gifts. A few people called Fang Huifeng, Xu Keke and Lu Shixuan, and they went to the restaurant to eat together. After the meal, there was a big five-layer cake.

Ren Qinglin lit the 21 candles on the cake one by one and said, "Senior, make a wish."

Jian Ran thought for a while and said, "I have no wish."

He is living happily and contentedly now, and for a while he can't think of any wish he can make.

Xu Keke said: "Then you wish I won't get fat as much as I eat."

Fang Huifeng: "Maybe I wish I would get rid of the order as soon as possible."

Jian Ran smiled and said: "I want to be so beautiful." He glanced at Ren Qinglin, tacitly agreed to his wish in his heart, and blew out the candle.

The whole birthday party was very harmonious, and Jian Ran didn't do anything to the dormitory trio at the end. On the way back to the bedroom, Ke Yan said guiltily: "It's our villain's heart."

Ji Yuanxi nodded in agreement: "We thought Ranran too badly."

Shen Zixiao: "Is this the power of love? Is it enough to change a person?"

The three returned to the bedroom, Ji Yuanxi hummed a song to take a bath, washing and washing, the water flowing out of the shower suddenly turned red.

Ji Yuanxi: "Huh?"

There was a howling ghost jackal in the bathroom. Shen Zixiao and Ke Yan hurriedly ran over and asked, "Old Ji? What's wrong with you, Old Ji!"

Ji Yuanxi almost cried, "Damn it is tomato powder! I scared me to death..."

"Huh? Did Jian Ran start it?"

Ji Yuanxi: ...I can't be the injured alone!

"It's okay," Ji Yuanxiyun said lightly, "I'm joking with you."

Shen Zixiao vomited: "Then what you called is too miserable. People who don't know thought our bedroom was killing pigs."

At this time, Shen Zixiao's cell phone rang, he glanced at the caller ID, answered the phone, and said, "Hello, Dad?"

Jian Ran on the other end of the phone suffocated a smile: "Here, my son!"

Shen Zixiao didn't come up in a breath, almost suffocated, and heard Ke Yan's incredible scream behind him: "Ah-who is so wicked, pull shi on my chair!"

Shen Zixiao leaned forward and saw Yi Tuo Xiang on Ke Yan's chair. He sniffed it hard and said, "It doesn't taste, it's fake!"

Ke Yan picked up a pen and poked Poke Xiang cautiously, not crying or laughing: "Brother Jane is too bad!"

Zhang Shu worked as a counselor in the university. He used to live alone at the school. After getting engaged with his girlfriend, he found a community near the school and started living with his girlfriend.

Once home from get off work, he ran into Jian Ran in the elevator, and unexpectedly discovered that the two were actually neighbors. Zhang Shu asked him: "Are you living with Ren Qinglin?"

Jian Ran: "Yes."

Zhang Shu said "Oh", "Is he still honest recently?"

Jian Ran smiled and said, "Honestly, I let him go east, he will never go west. Don't worry, Brother Shu."

"That's good."

Zhang Shu thought that Ren Qing's coming here really took care of him. Unexpectedly, one day, when he went to the balcony to dry his clothes, the curtain on the opposite side was not pulled, he actually saw Ren Qinglin walking into the room with a long-haired girl wearing a hat in his arms.

Zhang Shu's hand holding the hanger trembled slightly.

Men steal fishery only zero and countless times, this sentence is simply the truth. He must have been convulsed in his brain and didn't tell Jian Ran the truth.

This time, he will never be silent again!

Finally, while enduring Ren Qinglin's messy fingers, Jian Ran wanted to cry while listening to the outrageous curses of the counselor on the phone.

The author has something to say:

Counselor: What a dog man! I fight with you!