After Marrying the School Grass

On the eve of the May Day holiday, Ren Qinglin was "borrowed" by his father to conduct market research overseas. Ren Qinglin asked Jian Ran to go with him, but Jian Ran refused without thinking: "I don't understand the business of the mall, why should I be a vase?"

Ren Qinglin said: "That brother must be the best vase."

Jian Ran took care of the collar for Ren Qinglin, "I really don't want to go. I don't want to go so far after a few days of vacation. Just go and remember to miss me."

Ren Qinglin looked down at him, "Okay, then I will try to come back as soon as possible."

Jian Ran pretended to say: "No, there is a lot of fun over there, you can play for a few more days and then come back."

Ren Qinglin smiled, bending over to hug Jian Ran, "No, I will die without my brother."

Jian Ran did not go home after sending Ren Qinglin away, but went to the bedroom. The three roommates were there, and Jian Ran announced, "I'm free during the holidays. Does anyone want to ask me out to play?"

Ji Yuanxi asked: "Where is Linlin?"

"He went on a business trip with his dad."

Shen Zixiao said coldly, "I thought of us at this time? Sorry, we are not a spare tire."

Jian Ran narrowed his eyes, "You say it again?"

"Well, I have to go home during the holiday," Ke Yan said, "If Jane is bored, do you want to come back with me?"

Shen Zixiao said: "If I remember correctly, you are from Hunan, right? You let Jian Ran, the person who has to go to gastric lavage to eat some chili, come home with you. Are you trying to murder your roommate?"

Ke Yan quickly explained: "I didn't mean that! Brother Jian, you believe me!"

"I know you don't," Jian Ran said, "Yes, there is also Xiaogou."

Ji Yuanxi asked: "Yanyan, what's fun in your house?"

Ke Yan said: "My home is a small county with the 18th lane. There are not many places to play, but it is very close to Zhangjiajie."

Jian Ran thought that there was nothing else to do, so she said: "Okay, I'll go to your house!"

Jian Ran and Ke Yan first took the plane, then the high-speed rail, and finally took the bus. When I arrived at Ke Yan's house, it happened to be dinner time. Although the county town is small, it is very lively. Electric vehicles are the main way for people to travel. There are only five bus lines in total.

Ke Yan's father is a primary school teacher, and his mother is a nurse. A family of three lives in the family area of ​​the hospital. Both Dad Ke and Madam Ke are warm and hospitable. They learned that their son was going to bring his classmates back to play, and they were ready early in the morning. The dishes on the table were not spicy, which made Jian Ran very embarrassed. "Uncles and aunts, you don't have to think about me, I can still eat a little spicy."

Mama Ke smiled and helped Jian Ran pick dishes, "It's okay, our family didn't like spicy food."

Ke Yan nodded vigorously, "Yes, Brother Jian, that's how we usually eat."

Dad Ke pushed his glasses and said, "I told us everything. You took good care of him in college. You are his best friend and the first friend he brought home. You treat this as your own home. That's it, don't be polite with us."

After dinner, Jian Ran visited Ke Yan's room. The room is not big, but very cozy. The walls are full of awards, and the corners are full of thick books. They are all information books for preparing for the college entrance examination. Jian Ran flipped through a few pages of "Five-year College Entrance Examination and Three-year Simulation", and instinctively began to feel unwell, "Yes, the college entrance examination has passed so long, why are you still keeping them."

Ke Yan took the heavy professional books out of the suitcase and put them on the desk, "I'm used to it, I can't sleep at home without them."

Jian Ran: "...terrible."

Ke Yan was a little embarrassed, "Brother Jane, is my house boring?"

"No," Jian Ran said, "I think it's quite interesting. Can you ride an electric bike?"

"Yes."

"Then teach me, I haven't even ridden it."

Ke Yan smiled, "You don't need to teach this, you can ride a bicycle and an electric bike."

Jian Ran was eager to try, "Then I will try tomorrow."

The two were chatting in the room, but Ke Ma Ma’s voice came from outside the door: “Yan Yan, Zhenzhen is coming to you.”

As soon as the voice fell, the door was pushed open, and a tall boy in a high school uniform walked in, "Ke Yan, you **** know that you are back—"

The boy was stunned when he saw Jian Ran, "You are..."

Ke Yan introduced: "He is my university roommate, Jian Ran; Brother Jian, this is the brother of the neighbor who lives on the opposite side, and his name is Zhao Mozhen."

Zhao Mozhen stared at Jian Ran, his eyes revealed a little bit of unkindness, as if Jian Ran owed him money.

Jian Ran is not a character who can swallow his anger, raised his chin, and said, "Enough?"

Zhao Mozhen sneered and turned his head.

Ke Yan happily said to him: "Is my roommate super handsome? He is the grassroots of our school."

Zhao Mozhen said directly in front of Jian Ran, "Let's just take a look."

Yo, the brother next door is quite arrogant. "It's so late, why are you looking for words?" Jian Ran said, "Have you finished your homework? What is the number one in the exam?"

Zhao Mozhen was cold-eyed, "It's up to you."

Ke Yan stood in front of Jian Ran, "Don't talk to Brother Jian like this!"

Zhao Mozhen wanted to laugh, "I said, why didn't you go home? It turned out that you made a boyfriend at school, and you took your boyfriend home...Tsk, do you agree with your uncle and aunt?"

Ke Yan said anxiously: "Don't talk nonsense! I don't have that kind of relationship with Brother Jian!"

"Why not? Call your roommate today and boyfriend tomorrow. I'm still worried that no one wants you. I didn't expect you to attract bees everywhere."

Ke Yan corrected him: "It's'recruiting bees and attracting butterflies.'"

"Lao Tzu said that'attracting insects' means'attracting insects'!"

Jian Ran: "..."

The brother next door is handsome and handsome, but his brain is not very good, which is a pity.

Jian Ran raised his left hand, Zhao Mozhen thought he was going to declare war, and immediately made a move to prepare for a counterattack. Jian Ran rolled her eyes, pointed to the ring on her ring finger, and said, "Have you seen it? Brother already has a master, Shao Te is talking nonsense."

Zhao Mozhen looked at the ring and at Ke Yan, "Really?"

Ke Yan said: "Of course it's true! I went to his wedding during Chinese New Year, did you forget?"

Zhao Mozhen thought about it carefully, it seemed that there was indeed such a thing. He couldn't let go of apologizing to Jian Ran, and said with a sullen face: "If you have a wife who runs away from your classmates, isn't your wife jealous?"

Jian Ran wrote lightly: "What's so jealous about the two boys."

Zhao Mozhen: Temporarily speechless.jpg

At this moment, Mama Ke came in with the cut fruits and said to Jian Ran, "Xiao Ran, I don't know what fruits I don't like. I have prepared a bit of everything."

Jian Ran: "Thank you Auntie."

"Zhenzhen, why are you still standing," Ke's mother said, "Aren't you asking about math problems?"

Ke Yan was surprised: "Hey, are you coming to me for tuition?"

"Yes," Zhao Mozhen glanced at Jian Ran, "but I don't want to learn if someone bothers me."

Jian Ran: "I love learning but not learning, I am used to you."

Jian Ran said so, and went to rest in the guest room that Ke's mother had prepared for him. Before going to bed, he and Ren Qinglin made a video call and reported today's itinerary. By the way, he complained about Zhao Mozhen, "I have never seen such a high school student in the second grade."

"Brother, you were also a high school student two years ago."

"I am not the same as him," Jian Ran said. "In high school, I was mature, stable, independent, independent..."

Ren Qinglin couldn't help but smile, "Is my brother really commenting on himself like that?"

"Why, do you have an opinion?"

"...Don't dare."

The two talked until late at night. The next day, Ke Yan borrowed a battery car from Mom Ke to teach Jian Ran to ride. Jian Ran really learned it soon, and he said enthusiastically: "Ride your beloved motorcycle, it will never get stuck in traffic! Go and talk, I'll take you shopping."

Ke Yan handed the helmet to Jian Ran and said, "Where do you want to go?"

"Go eat your authentic food."

Ke Yan sat down in the back seat of the battery car and said, "Then go to my high school, it's all delicious there!"

Ke Yannian’s high school is the county’s key point. At this time, only senior third-year students are making up classes. There is a commercial street specializing in student business at the entrance of the school. When passing by a snack bar, Ke Yan patted Jian Ran on the shoulder, "Brother Jian, Brother Jian, this stinky tofu is super delicious!"

Jian Ran braked in time and said happily: "Come and get two copies! Say, you get out of the car first, and I'll stop."

Ke Yan said, "Where are you going to park the car?"

Jian Ran looked around, "Is there a battery car parking place near here?"

Ke Yan said seriously: "There shouldn't be. We usually park and put them in disorder."

"...Then I'll just go to my hometown and follow the customs."

Jian Ran parked the small battery on the side of the road and went to buy stinky tofu with Ke Yan. The lady proprietor selling stinky tofu saw them and asked, "You are skipping class?"

"No," Ke Yan said, "we are college students."

The lady boss looked at Ke Yan for a while, and said with a smile: "This handsome guy next to you is like a college student, you, I really can't see it at all."

With a baby face, Ke Yan has long been used to being said that by others. "Thank you for two servings of stinky tofu, one of which is not spicy."

"Don't be spicy and tasteless," said the proprietress. "Would you like to add a little bit? My chili is not spicy."

Jian Ran: "Okay."

The proprietress made a good one, "Hey, this is slightly spicy."

Ke Yan was about to take it, a wheat-colored hand crossed in front of him, holding his stinky tofu steadily, "This is for me to eat, thanks!"

Ke Yan saw the visitor clearly and was anxious: "No, you give it back to me!"

Zhao Mozhen didn't care, "I thank you all, so you can buy me a piece of stinky tofu."

Ke Yan wanted to take the stinky tofu back, but the opponent was too tall and his hands were long, so he couldn't reach it. "You're here again!" Ke Yan complained, "Every time I force me to ask you to eat."

Jian Ran grabbed Huadian, "'every time'? Yanyan, does he often bully you?"

Ke Yan seemed to be asked, "This..."

Zhao Mozhen frowned, "It's you again, haven't you left yet?"

"No," Jian Ran said casually, "I have to stay here until the holiday is over, and then go back to Beijing with Yanyan."

Zhao Mozhen cursed: "How the **** are you lingering in the shadows."

Ke Yan felt a little flustered in Zhao Mozhen's tone, "I just ask you to eat. Don't fight again."

Zhao Mozhen disdainfully said: "Don't worry, I won't do anything with Xiao Bailian."

"Then do you dare to do it with us?"

A deliberately prolonged male voice came from behind, and the three turned to look around, only to see three boys wearing the same school uniform as Zhao Mozhen walking towards them, "Zhao Mozhen, there are helpers today. It just so happens that 3V3, the loser called Dad in the QQ space, how about it?"

The lady boss was quite speechless, "It's you guys who skip class and fight every day, do your parents care about it! I tell you, I'm going to fight somewhere else and don't affect my business."

Zhao Mozhen sneered: "3V3? What an international joke, I am more than good at 1V3."

Ke Yan: "It's more than enough."

"Shut up." Zhao Mozhen clicked his fist, "Ke Xiaoyan, you take your roommate and stay cool."

Jian Ran stopped fighting since the third year of the junior high school, and occasionally saw high school students pecking at each other. "Hey, can you do it, do you want me to find a teacher for you?"

"Find a fart teacher." Zhao Mozhen took off the jacket of the school uniform and threw it to Ke Yan. "When my mother asked, she said I was on duty at school."

A boy said: "Zhao Mozhen, do you really want to hit three? Be careful, and immediately go to the crematorium."

"Stop the **** nonsense." Zhao Mozhen said, "go, go to the old place."

Ke Yan and Jian Ran watched the four leave. Holding Zhao Mozhen's school uniform, Ke Yan said at a loss: "Brother Jian, what shall we do..."

Jian Ran asked: "Does the neighbor brother fight fiercely?"

Ke Yan nodded, "Very powerful, he is a school bully."

"That's nothing to worry about."

The proprietress watching the play: "I think it's hanging. Last time he hit two and only got a tie."

Jian Ran and Ke Yan looked at each other. At this moment, Jian Ran's cell phone rang, and it was Ren Qinglin who called.

"Brother, I came back ahead of schedule, and now I'm near Ke Yan's house-where are you, I will look for you."

"It's just right," Jian Ran said, "Will you fight?"

Ren Qinglin: "?"

The author has something to say:

I'm almost done with what I want to write, so I will come back to Xiaogou's home court tomorrow? 【Thinking.jpg】