Alien paradise

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"Please give me a bowl of beef noodles and an egg."

"Okay, 16 yuan. Scan the code yourself."

Chaoyang took the powder and found an empty table to sit down at, and started chattering. At the same time, the slime jumped onto the table with a pop.

"You have to help me find the other two parts!"

"You have to help me find the other two parts!"

"Are you listening to me? You have to help me find the other two parts!"

The slime was circling the bowl, and the sounds kept coming into his head, even without covering his ears. What's even more outrageous is that it actually has a certain degree of optical invisibility. There are obviously other guests nearby, but they can't see this wriggling mass of red mucus.

"Can you shut up first and let me have a good meal?" Chaoyang glared at it fiercely - when he left Canada, he originally wanted to invite Elodie to come here to have fun, but the latter But because Skeleton Hand received new business, he had to return to L City early. As a result, the angel didn't come, but this annoying thing came instead.

"How can you treat me with this attitude? I am a god and the guardian of life. You should regard me as God's will!"

The young voice shouted in disbelief.

"While protecting lives, let their brains escape from the basket, right? Come on, this is called killing here!"

"Life lies in continuation, not in form. Of course... I can understand that your consciousness is not high, so didn't I make an agreement with you not to bring them into unity for the time being?"

"You're still aggrieved, aren't you." Chaoyang murmured again, "I also want to know where the other two parts are. The problem is that I don't know their whereabouts now. How can I help you get them back? Why didn't you even know where your brother is? Can’t even notice it? It’s really useless!”

"They are not brothers, they are part of me."

"Oh, so you're not you either, but part of the God of Cause and Effect?"

"How can these be compared? I have woken up and given birth to my own consciousness, but they have not. They are still a piece of dead flesh."

Chaoyang raised his eyebrows, unable to tell that this guy was quite cold to his own kind, "What if they also wake up to consciousness?"

"...Then you'd better find them before this happens!" Slime's voice suddenly became very excited, "Consciousness itself is uncertain. If they choose to complete the reunification regardless of everything, then it will be a disaster. You can’t rely on me!”

"Okay, if you don't make any noise, I will definitely find you faster."

It quieted down.

But it only lasted three seconds.

"Then let me have a taste too."

"One bite...what?" Chaoyang was slightly startled.

"What you eat."

"No, can you taste it?"

"Do you have any misunderstandings about me?" Slime asked dissatisfied. "Smell, touch, taste, hearing...what do I have? Even high-frequency flashing sound waves, the flash of light from star explosions, and the abnormal gravitational force of galaxies. Ripples...I can taste them all. Don’t forget, I am——"

"Okay, okay, stop talking, I'll just give it to you to eat." Chaoyang picked up a handful of chopstick noodles and put it into the other person's body from above.

"Hey, what is that man doing?"

"It's too unhygienic..."

Immediately there were whispers from the guests at the next table on the right side.

Chaoyang suddenly remembered that they couldn't see the slime - that is to say, he was throwing the bowl of vermicelli on the table.

He could only stand up and stand between the tables, "Let's go."

"You haven't finished eating yet..."

"We attracted others' attention. Let's eat next time." Chaoyang said seriously.

The slime jumped into his arms with a small cluster of vermicelli - and this position could easily be covered with clothes. When Chaoyang walked out of the powder store, he saw from the corner of his eye that the customers at the next table had come forward to check in surprise. After all, they clearly saw him spilling the powder on the table, but there was no trace of soup left on the table.

"It tastes pretty good. I want to eat more next time." The slime made a purring sound, and the vermicelli quickly disappeared into its body.

Chaoyang was surprised this time, "No, can you really digest this thing?"

"Of course, I built myself like a human being. The energy you provide can keep me awake, and these additional intakes can make me live better."

Such a down-to-earth god.

Chaoyang sighed inwardly.

It's a pity that this guy has no abilities. Apart from talking, he is basically the same as a pet.

"By the way, help me think of a name." The other person said again.

"Why, slime is pretty good."

"That's someone else's name, and it will make those who hear it have primitive and backward thoughts. And I am-"

"Stop." Chaoyang interrupted directly, otherwise it would have to repeat the string of titles, "Just call it Guo Guo. After all, he is the god of cause and effect."

"The refrain is disgusting. Are you so uneducated?" Slime snorted.

This sentence almost choked Chaoyang.

He was actually disgusted by a ball of slime!

"Then...what about the cause?"

"Let's pick up the sound," it fine-tuned itself. "The pick-up represents the refining of disordered information, while the rhythm is an art of high order. The pronunciation of the two matches time and cause and effect. This name suits me better."

"Whatever you want, Slime." Chaoyang shrugged.

At this time, there was a burst of yelling and swearing from the front.

I saw several middle school students chasing a peer into the alley on the street. There were passers-by around who saw this scene, but quickly looked away.

He remembered that there seemed to be a middle school on this street.

Judging from the current public security environment, it is basically difficult to see major criminal cases. It is precisely these small hooligans who are subject to the minors protection law who are the most rampant. Most people don't want to take care of it, not only because they don't want to get into trouble, but also because it's of no use if they take care of it.

Chaoyang directly searched for the nearest police car and disguised it as a signal from the dispatch station, telling them to go here immediately.

Because he saw... one of the gangsters had a knife in his hand.

When he reached the entrance of the alley, Chaoyang did not go deep. Instead, he stood by the street and watched the situation inside.

When the largest student raised his fist and hit the bullied person on the head, a construction hat instantly appeared on his head. Only a muffled bang was heard, and the person who beat him covered his fist in pain.

"Damn it, how did this hat come out!?"

"Fuck you, do you dare to play tricks on us?"

More punches and kicks came.

But it was the group of young gangsters who screamed.

"Ah - he has thumbtacks hidden in his clothes!"

"NO, I have not!"

"Fuck you, I'm going to chop you to death!" Just as the youngest delinquent student raised his watermelon knife, several loud shouts came from behind Chaoyang——

"What are you doing!?"

"Don't even move!"

Two police officers passed Chaoyang and rushed into the alley. The gangsters immediately dispersed and ran towards the depths of the alley in panic.

Got there in two minutes, pretty efficient. If the call was from the main station, and the main station was asked to dispatch the patrol police, the speed would definitely not be so fast.

That'll be fine.

Chaoyang erased the traces of the replica items, turned around and continued on his way.

"Why don't you go in?" Xianyin suddenly asked.

"No offense. I am my true form now, and it's not like you can't tell the difference." He replied matter-of-factly. The essence is the source of existence and cannot be damaged in any way. Although he didn't think that a few rogue students could threaten him with a watermelon knife, it was better to do more than to do less. After all, demons never relied on brute force to survive.

"So weak," it muttered.

"What did you say?" Chaoyang frowned.

"You are... so weak now." Li Yin repeated.