Am I God

There was a look of regret on the face of the briquettes: "When I took the first breath, I felt a little choked, but it was a little comfortable, and then I took a second breath, and the big cat next to me quickly fell down. I'm still smoking.

At that time, I felt that all the annoying things were gone, and the more I sucked, the happier I felt, and I didn’t want to think about anything, and I didn’t want to do anything. "

Zhao Yao listened to the girl's voice in his mind, and sighed: "And then? How long have you been breathing?"

The head under the briquettes said: "Since I smoked catnip, I have been smoking it every day, and I feel uncomfortable all over my body if I haven't smoked for a day."

Zhao Yao asked, "Then you became good friends with those big cats?"

"No." The briquettes said painfully: "After a few months, just smoking is no longer enough for me. Every time I see catnip, I have to swallow it. The cat in the basement found that I was always secretly eating cats. Mint, kicked me out.

I had no choice but to go to other places to find catnip. Later, I changed more than a dozen communities in a row. After eating catnip a few times, the big cats would be chased away. Basically, I changed a community every one or two weeks. "

Zhao Yao curiously said, "This shouldn't be an addiction, haven't you thought about quitting it?"

The briquettes shook his head and said: "I also thought about quitting, you said that I am so young, it was difficult to get along outside, and I also got catnip, and I spent less time hunting, and the more I sucked cats, the thinner I became.

But I really can't quit. I feel very uncomfortable every day, but as long as I smoke catnip, I feel comfortable, and I don't want to do anything, I don't want to do anything.

That feeling, like being in heaven.

If you don't smoke for a day, you feel uncomfortable and don't want to do anything. Don't lick your hair, don't wash your face, don't eat or drink is to find catnip. "

In the end, she covered her head in despair and said, "After I entered your Otonashi realm, my waist and back are no longer sore, and I have never smoked catnip. I thought I quit It's gone, I can't think of it..."

Zhao Yao listened to the clear girl's voice in his mind, touched his chin, and thought to himself: 'That's the case, the relationship between kitten disease, briquettes' bones, nerves, and muscles are uncomfortable every day, catnip can relieve her physical discomfort, So I got addicted.

But catnip itself is not addictive, so the addiction is not physical, but a spiritual dependence.

So she came to me, and after enjoying Otonashi Territory every day, she temporarily got rid of catnip until today. ’

Thinking of this, Zhao Yao shook the food bowl in his hand and said, "Do you want to smoke?"

The briquettes nodded sharply, looked at the food bowl in Zhao Yao's hand eagerly and said, "Let me take a sip, just let me take a sip. Don't you like to touch me? Feel free to touch, hold, and don't need to bring (hands) A suit will do."

Zhao Yao sighed and sprinkled the catnip on the ground at will, and the briquettes immediately jumped up as if asking about a dog that smelled of shit, sticking out his tongue against the catnip on the ground was a kind of crazy licking.

Looking at the panel, the loyalty of the briquettes has increased by 1 point.

"Really..." Zhao Yao looked at the catnip in his hand and thought: "A magical tool, unfortunately it can only be used to tempt briquettes for the time being, other cats are not addictive."

He looked up at Matcha and the others, and found that Matcha was chasing Yuanyuan, yelling, "You old boy, how dare you hit me?"

Apparently Matcha, Yuanyuan, and other ordinary cats, including Mango, have no addiction problems. I have even forgotten how comfortable I felt just now.

After receiving the catnip, Zhao Yao sat bored in the corner and slid the mouse, waiting for the opening time.

At present, the opening time of the cat cafe is set at 10:30. Xiao Shiyu and Bai Quan are still sorting out the counter, cleaning the cat toilet, spraying air freshener and so on.

On the other hand, Zhao Yao and the cats are more relaxed, just waiting to open the store to pick up customers.

Elizabeth licked her hair, just like a model wearing makeup. She kept her hair beautiful and supple, and waited for the door to open with the best posture.

Yuanyuan sat with her back against the wall, her eyes were straight, the corners of her mouth were drooling, and she was still thinking of Yunzhi Original Chicken, who was late in the hallucination just now.

The briquettes sat beside him, his eyes full of nostalgia for the smell of catnip just now.

And Matcha, who is hiding at the top of the cat toilet, is secretly playing the glory of the king. Recently, because he has to work every day, he even has a lot less time for games.

"Oh, this is the price of stepping into society and making money by yourself. I am thankful that I can complete daily tasks every day."

Matcha sighed, cut it out and looked at the circle of friends.

The first thing I saw was Elizabeth's selfie. The top was Elizabeth's profile. In the photo, she was looking out the window with a melancholy face, and her big blue eyes sparkled like sapphires.

Although Elizabeth and Elizabeth often quarrel and fight, but Matcha has to admit...

"It's so beautiful." He licked his lips and left a message below: "You seem to have gained weight recently, so eat less for dinner."

Scrolling down, I saw another sharing from Yuanyuan, what is KFC's latest spicy burger.

"Boring~www.wuxiaspot.com~Matcha posted a booger-picking emoji under the message.

After pouting, Matcha continued to look, and saw Zhao Yao's circle of friends, which turned out to have uploaded a photo of Panamera in the circle of friends.

"Damn, show off your wealth in the circle of friends." Matcha cut, silently gave a like, and then left a message: "So handsome!"

Then I quickly pulled down, and I saw a picture shared by "Little Fatty Who Killed Luban", which showed that his King's Glory rank had already reached Glory Gold.

"How is that possible? Can this rookie get Glory Gold?"

Matcha looked at the comments and immediately saw a row of IDs.

Ubiquitous: "Warmly congratulate Little Fatty God on his success in hitting the rank and achieving Glory Gold!"

Leopard head: "666, the great **** asks for help."

Favorite dried fish: "Please bring me!"

Miao Yanzu: "Please bring me!"

Matcha immediately became jealous in her heart: "Little Fatty turned out to be gold? Hmph, this is a loser." Immediately went to the group, checked a little, and saw that Yiyi (Elizabeth) was chatting with an ID named Tiantian.

Tiantian: "Yiyi, have you watched Blue Life and Death Love?"

Yiyi (Elizabeth): "No, I'm chasing Zhugege, take a good look."

Tiantian: "I tell you, the blue love for life and death is more beautiful, Junxi is so handsome, I really want him to hug me and lure me. Compared with Zhugege, the love of life and death in blue, you can watch the love of life and death in blue."

"Really?" Elizabeth sent an expression of disbelief: "Is there a TV show in this world that is better than Huanzhugege?"

Seeing the two cats talking about the drama, Matcha rolled his eyes: "It's really boring." Then he typed and shouted: "@The little fat man who kills Luban, I heard that you have been very loud recently?"