Am I God

Thanks to the rudder masters of 'to close the author's little black house code' and 'TFseven' for the reward

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The little fat man who killed Lu Ban: "Haha."

"The great **** is here." Miao Yanzu: "When will you take me to open the black, I want to hit the silver."

Ubiquitous: "Little Fatty, what is the use of Sun Shangxiang's inscription?"

Leopard head: "Great God, I'm Li Bai as a jungler, what should come out first?"

The little fat man who killed Luban made a disdainful expression: "You can do whatever you want in a bronze game like this. Let's talk about it when I abuse @National Service Strongest Luban."

Three minutes later...

"Meow, hahaha!" The little fat man who killed Luban said in the group: "It's too weak, too weak, I can't take a single blow, I haven't tried my best yet, why did you fall?"

Matcha screamed and ran out of the toilet, and came to Zhao Yao with his mobile phone in his mouth: "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, help me fight the glory of the king!"

Looking at the tearful matcha, Zhao Yao opened his mouth, first rubbed the matcha's head, and asked, "What's wrong? Who bullied you?"

"Little Fatty! I singled out with him for King Glory, he beat me 8-0, and he kept humiliating me when he beat me!" Matcha hugged Zhao Yao's calf and sued him: "He must have invited me. Help me teach him a lesson."

Zhao Yao nodded, looked at the sad matcha, touched the other's furry chin and said, "Okay, don't cry, watch your dad perform."

"Don't look at me always mixing gold and silver with you, my real level is the king level."

Matcha nodded heavily and looked at Zhao Yao seriously.

Zhao Yao looked at the time, it was still a while before the store opened, so he picked up Matcha's mobile phone and sent a game invitation to the WeChat group.

five minutes later…

On the Mojia official road, the score was already 8-0.

Lu Ban, manipulated by Zhao Yao, has been killed 8 times in a row, but the other party deliberately kept the tower without breaking the road.

"Meow, haha." The little fat man who killed Luban: "Are you hired to fight? You can't fight this generation, you will lie down in seconds."

Matcha looked at Zhao Yao in disbelief, and even Zhao Yao lost. At this moment, he felt that the whole world was dark.

Zhao Yao looked at the screen in disbelief: 'How is that possible? I can't beat a cat? ’

‘It’s impossible, it doesn’t exist, it must be this cat who also hired a substitute, maybe it’s a professional player. ’

Thinking of this, Zhao Yao immediately quit the game, disconnected the WIFI, looked at Matcha with a heavy face and said, "The wireless network of the mobile phone was suddenly disconnected, this time I will spare him once.

But let me tell you, don't play with this little fat guy in the future, this guy is probably going to hang up, and then you will be banned together. "

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At the same time, at the other end of Jianghai City, in a bedroom in a building.

A 10-year-old elementary school girl was looking at the screen on her phone. The little girl was pretty and had a small pigtail. She looked at the phone with her big eyes, then turned her head to look at her feet.

Just below his feet, there was a silver undercoat, black striped American shorthair cat that kept rolling over and over.

"Hahaha, I won again, I won again, this idiot Lu Ban will make you eat **** every day from now on." Mei Dian rolled back and forth on the ground with a look of excitement.

The little girl looked at the tumbling beauty, and then looked at the glory of the king on the phone, and said blankly: "Fishball, is this all right?"

Until now, she still felt that everything in front of her seemed a bit illusory.

The beautiful short, called fish ball, had already jumped on the little girl's leg, took the mobile phone in his mouth and typed on it.

Soon the text was converted into voice: "Well, you did a good job. Next, just follow my instructions and sign a contract with me, and you will soon become a magical girl."

In line with the voice on the phone, Yu Wan nodded again and again, looking confident.

The little girl said, "But fish balls..."

A voice was released from the mobile phone: "Call me Yu Wan-sama."

"Lord Yuwan, I don't want to be a magical girl. It's too dangerous to sign a contract and fight again," the little girl said.

"Huh? What do you want to do then?"

"I want to travel, can I travel to the Xianxia world?" The little girl asked excitedly.

"Traveling, it's a bit difficult." Yu Wan's face showed a hint of distress.

The little girl looked forward again: "What about rebirth? Let me be reborn three days ago, so that I can pass the exam."

Yu Wan frowned and said helplessly with his mobile phone: "It's too difficult to go back to the past."

The little girl pouted, looked at Yu Wan with some disappointment, and said, "Then give me money, and change me into a head office of ten or twenty million yuan?"

Yu Wan scratched his head and said with some embarrassment, "I won't change the money either."

"Money can't change." The little girl became more and more disappointed, looked at Yu Wan with some contempt, and said, "What about making me beautiful? Improve the appearance of the head office? This way I can become a star when I grow up."

"This... it doesn't seem to work either." Yu Wan sneered and typed with some embarrassment.

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work either, so what can you do?" the little girl said with a look of disdain: "Didn't you say that she is a magic cat? In the end, she can't do anything~www.wuxiaspot.com~ What kind of magic cat is it? what."

"Hehehehe." Yu Wan smiled awkwardly, suddenly stretched out his hands, shouted, and saw the rays of light radiating from his cat claws.

"Look, after you signed a contract with me and became a magical girl, you can shine like me."

Yu Wan said this proudly, but found that the little girl stared at herself with a pair of dead fish eyes, her eyes were full of contempt, disdain and pity.

"The ability to emit light..." The little girl looked at Yu Wan with a critical look and said, "But your light is so weak, it's like a flashlight, can't it be brighter?"

"It's even brighter?" Yu Wan said, "Wait a minute."

Saying this, he saw him holding his breath and using all his strength. After a while, he let out a sigh of relief, and the whole cat collapsed to the ground.

"Hey, how is it, is it a little brighter?" Yu Wan said to himself: "I didn't get enough sleep today, if I get enough sleep, it can be as bright as the spotlights in the living room. Even if there is no electricity at home in the future , and it can be illuminated all the time.”

"Oh." The little girl lifted the whole cat of fish **** and walked outside: "Forget it, I'll sell you. For a cat that can communicate and type, it shouldn't be a problem to sell one million. ."

"Ah?!" Yu Wan panicked: "Don't, don't sell me Xiao Yu, I'm the fish ball you raised for a year, are you going to sell me like this?"

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I'm so angry, the idiot Mango had diarrhea on his stomach yesterday, and he was still wandering around the house, making the house full of shit. Readers, please comfort me with the recommendation ticket. Students who think the book is good can also add it to the book list.