Am I God

After finally being flushed, a large number of super cats, all wet, were sent into the hair dryer again.

As soon as you step into it, warm wind blows in all directions.

The hairs on the matcha and briquettes were blown flying, and a low growl came out of his throat.

After drying the moisture on their bodies, they were sent to the shaving room again, and the hairs all over their bodies were shaved short.

Seeing the guy shaving in front of him, the briquettes' eyes turned red, staring at the human with a razor in the distance, roaring, "No one is allowed to shave my hair."

Matcha immediately stopped her and said, "Don't be impulsive, briquettes, be patient! Be patient! Think about 10,000 yuan."

The briquettes closed their eyes, and although they were all fried, they didn't resist.

Soon after, matcha and briquettes were shaved to an inch length, and all the super cats that came in were turned into super shorthair cats.

After a series of inspections, it was finally time to allocate cells.

Matcha and briquettes followed a group of prison guards along the long corridor. There were cat cages made of steel on the left and right sides. There were cat dens, squat toilets, and water basins, and each cat cage had the most cats. Can live with six cats.

As each super cat was assigned to different cat cages, Matcha was also brought into one cat cage.

"Go in." The prison guard kicked the matcha and was glared at by the briquettes. The matcha on the side immediately discouraged the briquettes and shouted in his heart, "Don't be impulsive, briquettes, let's familiarize ourselves with the environment first, and then find opportunities to contact each other, look. Don't rush to complete the task, be patient..."

Obviously, in order to successfully complete the task, Zhao Yao opened the task module for both Matcha and briquettes, allowing them to freely accept tasks.

Seeing that Matcha hadn't entered for a long time, the prison guard kicked Matcha's **** again. Matcha reluctantly walked into the cage, watching the briquettes followed the prison guard to another cat cage.

Matcha looked up at the situation in his cage. There were four cats living in this cat cage at this time. At this moment, they all turned their heads to look at the matcha and briquettes that came in. They were silent and did not speak.

One of the blue cats was the strongest, looking at least 20 pounds. It was lying on the best cat litter in the cat cage, casually looking at the matcha tea.

"Boy, what's your name? How did you get in?"

Matcha immediately raised his chest, looked at the criminal super cat in the cat cage coldly, and laughed: "Stupid cat, you have no idea what kind of cat you are talking to."

In his mind, he defeated each powerful enemy, served as the cat guard, and commanded the group of cats. Matcha's cheeks became more and more confident, and he found the empty cat litter and climbed up, his mouth said lightly: "From today onwards, I have the final say in this cat cage, what do you guys think?"

"Rookie, do you know who you are talking to?" A local cat stood beside the big fat blue cat and said with disdain, "Our boss is a handsome brother from Jixiang Street, with the strength to single out ten wild dogs. Now you can honestly bow your head and admit your mistake, and you can get one less beating."

Matcha let out a low laugh and stretched out the cat's claws: "Hehehe, how long has it been? How long has it been since a cat dared to say such arrogant words to me, a group of trash fish, even if they can't figure out the strength of their opponents, they want to go up. Is it?"

The cats looked at each other, and the big fat blue cat said angrily, "Arrogant guy, beat him to death for me."

"You brought this on your own." Matcha laughed wildly: "Don't waste your time, the four of you can go up together." He had already stretched out his claws and rushed up.

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Five minutes later, Matcha was lying on the ground, his body was scratched in a mess, and even a large tuft of cat hair fell off his chest and back. At this moment, he was looking at the blue cat pitifully and said: "Several brothers, let's have something to say. Say, don't do it."

Obviously, although Matcha fought hard, in this small space, facing the siege of four super cats, he was still unable to resist.

Looking at his claws, Matcha said in his heart, "Hmph, it's all because Zhao Yao cut my nails the day before yesterday, otherwise how could I be knocked down by a few stupid cats in this area?"

The big fat blue cat sneered and said, "What's your name? How did you get in?"

Matcha immediately said honestly: "My name is George, because I killed the cat."

"Kill cats?" A native cat said in surprise, "How many cats did you kill?"

Matcha slowly stood up and said with a cold face: "That night, after I fell asleep while shoveling shit, I killed more than ten cats in the house..."

Snapped! The big fat blue cat slapped Matcha's head: "Who made you stand up?"

Looking at the matcha lying on the ground, he snorted and said, "Don't brag, tell the truth."

"I really am..."

clap clap clap! After slapping Matcha's head several times in a row, the big fat blue cat glared at him and said, "Do you think I'm a fool?"

Matcha honestly shook his head and whispered, "No."

The big fat blue cat grabbed the other's head and asked, "Then you think you're a fool?"

Matcha shook her head again~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and whispered, "I'm sorry."

Then the big fat blue cat said: "What happened? Tell me."

"It's... Actually, I didn't kill the cat. I was caught by telecom fraud." Matcha said honestly: "I said killing the cat to make you afraid of us."

"Is that right? You want to kill a cat because you're so cowardly? Before I wake up, I can beat you all over the head." The big fat blue cat nodded: "Isn't it George the scammer? From today onwards. , you sleep in that nest, you know?"

Matcha looked at the other's paw, and saw a cat litter that had been slept in tatters and was thrown like garbage next to the cat toilet, the closest to the toilet.

Seeing this position, a trace of killing intent flashed in Matcha's eyes, and he glared at the big fat blue cat.

The latter said unhappily: "Boy, are you still not satisfied?"

Matcha hurriedly lowered her head, then shrank her body and walked to the dilapidated cat litter, looking at a few cats laughing and talking, Matcha secretly hated: "Damn, when I get in touch with briquettes or Zhao Yao, I'll let you guys play tricks. You know how miserable it is for offending me, George Matcha."

The next night spent in fear, and after having breakfast the next day, it was finally time to let out the air.

The criminal super cats have been put on a playground, and many cat toys, cat climbing frames and cat-friendly sticks can be seen, where super cats can move freely.

That is to say, in this playground, Matcha saw the briquettes in the distance at a glance, and immediately rushed over and cried, "Balcoids! I finally found you briquettes!"

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Tomorrow I will have to get up early for the tomb sweeping, so today there are only two chapters.

But don't worry, everyone, I have completely finished my resignation today, and I will be able to write novels wholeheartedly from the day after tomorrow.