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"Master, your mother's father!"

Tang Dun slapped the piglet on the head and continued to shout to the outside of the golden cymbal.

"Sister, don't listen to this stupid pig's nonsense. I just have the same surname as Tang Sanzang.

Isn't I Tang Sanzang, the old man with yellow eyebrows still doesn't know? If he really smelled the scent of the golden cicada, he would have flown here long ago!"

"But, layman, why do you think I'm not here?"

Just as Tang Dun's voice fell, a child's voice suddenly came from outside the golden cymbal.

Hearing the child's voice, the piglet in Tang Dun's hand was stunned, and then struggled quickly.

"It's bad, Old Tang, something bad has happened. The old man with yellow eyebrows is really here!

This golden cymbal is in the hands of the dragon girl. I, the old pig, can block it for 9981 days without any problem!

But if the golden cymbal is in the hands of the old man with yellow eyebrows, I'm afraid I may not be able to block his temper for even one day!!!

Over the years, I, the old pig, have approached the old man with yellow eyebrows more than once, but I am no match for him no matter what!

After getting the remaining roots of my senior brother, the old man with yellow eyebrows has become more obsessed and can be said to be confusing all living beings. Even Kang Jinlong has fallen into this trap. I guess we can't escape either. We are dead!"

Speaking of this, the little wild boar let out a depressed breath.

At the same time, outside the golden cymbal, the woman in red looked nervously at the yellow-robed boy in front of her who was less than 50 centimeters tall, trembling with fear.

And the yellow-robed boy, he just grinned and sneered, and then said to the woman in red.

"Kang Jinlong, since you have accepted me as your master, why don't you obey my orders?

I taught you to capture the black man and bring him to me, why did you leave him in the mountains?"

"Master!"

Hearing the words of the yellow-robed boy, Kang Jinlong's shoulders trembled, and his face immediately twisted.

She knelt down in panic, put her bare feet together under her knees, and tremblingly kowtowed to the yellow-robed boy.

"Disciple just coveted the credit of surrendering the marshal, but didn't know that it had delayed Master's plan. Disciple knows the crime, disciple..."

"Haha!"

Suddenly, the yellow-robed boy's sneer interrupted Kang Jinlong's words, and he shook his head gently, and then continued to talk to Kang Jinlong.

"My dear disciple, you think you are thinking about me, but I think you are thinking about that pig monkey!

Why, you are thinking about delaying for a while, waiting for that pig to grow up strong, or waiting for the so-called white-haired monkey in the tower to fight all the way to me?"

After the words fell, the yellow-robed boy stretched out his right hand and took out a small bundle hanging from his waist.

Seeing him take out the bundle, Kang Jinlong's shoulders trembled constantly, and the whole person knelt on the ground and trembled.

At the same time, the yellow-robed boy sneered and continued.

"Rather than saying it is a man of destiny, it is better to say that he is a man of obedience. They are all foolish and reckless. It's not like I haven't met them before.

Kang Jinlong, since your heart is flawed and your eyes are filled with dust, then you can stay in my bag for another hundred years to meditate and comprehend the Zen!"

After the words fell, Huang Mei gently untied the human bag, and the bag mouth suddenly produced a red wind, which directly sucked the trembling Kang Jinlong into it.

Until Kang Jinlong disappeared in the human race bag, Huang Mei reached out and took the small golden cymbal in his hand, and smiled at the golden cymbal.

"If I heard correctly, someone mentioned me just now.

Mr. Tang, I have always been a gambler, and the person you pretended to be is a good junior brother who has gambled with me more than once!"

Speaking of this, Huang Mei swung his right hand and untied the golden cymbal in his hand.

A moment later, Tang Dun and the little wild boar were released from the golden cymbal by him and floated in the sky in the distance.

Looking at Tang Dun floating in the sky, Huang Mei was slightly stunned, and then couldn't help laughing.

"Mr. Layman."

He said with a smile.

"Your skills can be called crooked and unorthodox, but they really match me!

If you don't mind, why don't you worship under my door, it's also good..."

"I despise."

Tang Dun interrupted Huang Mei's words fiercely, making Huang Mei frown.

In his hand, Bajie burst into laughter immediately after hearing this.

"Hahahaha, Old Tang, your face is even more annoying than my senior brother.

And you, old man with yellow eyebrows, can't you see that people dislike you so much!

If I were him, I would definitely dislike you too, after all, we were chatting with the mother dragon one foot, and then we were talking to you, old man.

How can an old man compare with a mother dragon, you should take out Kang Jinlong to tease this fellow traveler of mine!"

Speaking of this, Bajie raised his claws and gently patted Tang Dun's wrist.

Then, he turned back and said to Tang Dun solemnly.

"Old Tang, although I don't know your background, you and this old man with yellow eyebrows are definitely not the same kind of people.

In this case, we will have to fight this old man next.

Quickly put me down, so that I can take the lead and let you know the bottom of this old man with yellow eyebrows!"

After saying that, the little wild boar kicked his legs desperately, but just as the little wild boar kicked his legs, a new sound of sutras suddenly rang out from the pagoda in the distance.

At the moment when the sound rang out, the little wild boar's brows froze, and his heart was sour again.

At the same time, Huang Mei seemed to observe for a moment, then smiled lightly and shook his head.

"Altar Purifier!"

He continued to speak to Bajie.

"It seems that this time, the man of destiny has died in the hands of my demon general again, and you, instead of expecting the so-called destiny, you might as well practice with me with peace of mind.

When the day of merit is complete, what can't you achieve in your heart? Why do you always show up in front of me, which can only disturb your own mind? "

"Shut up!"

Zhu Bajie interrupted the old man with yellow eyebrows fiercely, then picked up the nail rake and shouted at the old man with yellow eyebrows.

"Practice, practice, practice, practice to get into a bad mood, only a fool would practice with you!

Old Tang, would a decent person practice with the old man with yellow eyebrows?

Why don't you say something, are you dumb too!"

Zhu Bajie kicked his legs repeatedly in frustration, staring at Tang Dun.

Until the little wild boar got impatient, Tang Dun put him aside and laughed.

"You still have the nerve to say me, who told you to talk so much, I haven't had time to say anything, and you don't even want to stop talking, how can I have the time to talk, fuck! "

Speaking of this, Donton stretched out his leg and kicked the piglet's butt in annoyance.

The piglet was stunned, turned around immediately, and said to Donton in a daze.

"Oh my god, what a familiar kick!

Old Tang, are you sure your last name is Tang? When your mother was pregnant with you, didn't she dream of a monkey or something?"

"Your mother dreamed of monkeys, your ancestors and your whole family dreamed of monkeys, wipe!"

Donton bent down in annoyance and punched the little wild boar's head heavily.

Then, he straightened up, grinned in the direction of Huang Mei, and said.

"Man, if you want me to practice with you, that's not impossible, but as this pig said, you really have to let Kangjin Dragon Mother out first!

I just like your practice method, isn't it just indulgence? If you dare to put Dragon Mother in front of me, then I will immediately show you what indulgence is!

Believe me, you may understand friendship, but you definitely don't understand my sexual fetish.

Release Kang Jinlong, I'll let you learn something new! ”

“Hehe…”

Listening to Tang Dun's words, Huang Mei shook the human bag in his hand and laughed.

“Since Mr. Tang wants to see my disciple, why must I release her?

If we want to practice together and ascend to paradise, Mr. Tang and my disciple in my bag, isn't it better than the ice and snow in my Little Western Paradise?”

After the words fell, Huang Mei suddenly opened the mouth of the human bag.

“The wind is strong, pull it!!!”

Zhu Bajie on the side pulled Tang Dun's pants and was about to fly away, and at the same time yelled at Tang Dun.

The result…

“Pull it… Pull it, fuck, I can't pull it, I'm done this time!!! "

Zhu Bajie screamed, and was immediately sucked into the human bag with Donton.

But while being sucked into the bag, Donton laughed at Zhu Bajie who was tossing and turning.

"Old Pig, what are you kidding, it's like you can really escape.

Now that this thing is opened, few people can escape.

What's more, I really want to go to the bag to see the dragon lady!

But I've made it clear in advance, I've taken a fancy to that little female dragon, so don't keep talking nonsense to her!

Otherwise, hehe, you're done for if I beat you up or not! "

There are three more chapters, please wait~