Douluo: The soul skills are too abstract, Tang San burst into tears!

【Happy, sadistic, invincible article! 】
Zhuge Lan brought the [Emotion Value System] and made a great name for himself in Douluo!
Because his soul skills are too abstract, he knelt down and cried when he was banned.
100% of the time, he was caught with bare hands: Kneel down, you little jerk!
The Eye of the Sage: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant and give birth in one hour!
Hateful Curse: If you hit me, you will have diarrhea, and if you hit me again, you will have dysmenorrhea!
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Tang San: Kneel down first when you meet him, and you will have dysmenorrhea if you hit him! Is this person poisonous? !
Tang Hao: I punched him to vent my anger on my son, and he had diarrhea so much that he couldn't raise his head for the rest of his life!
Zhu Zhuqing: Lan is so handsome, I don't understand why you are afraid?
Qian Renxue: You have seen through my female body for a long time, and you are still arm in arm with me?
A certain extra: The blue devil is coming, run away! ! !