Apocalyptic starship

"Oh~ Alliance, I'm sorry. As soon as I heard these three words, I remembered that we are always stumbling upon each other when we are not doing business. It is a very magical organization. According to past experience, whenever you humans mention this organization, I always get it. I feel that another conspiracy is about to be implemented. I'm sorry that I can't take care of your human mood. "

Rubik's Cube curled his lips and said nonchalantly, in a rather bad tone.

"Although it sounds ugly, it's true. It's just a tool of a great power. Do you want to go to the meeting?"

"We belong to an extraterrestrial civilization and are not within the jurisdiction of your Human Alliance. If they talk nonsense there, you can tell me and I will turn all their computers into garbage. I want to see how they can survive without the manuscript. That performance."

"What a great idea. I'm really starting to like you robots more and more."

Liu Wenhai also thinks this is a good idea. I think those people who talk all day long will feel uncomfortable without their manuscripts. A group of well-dressed guys don't think about how to solve the zombie problem all day long. Instead, they sit together in a conference to discuss some alien problem. They all live. The aliens who still care about shit when they can't go on have lost sight of those slogans they shouted desperately before the end of the world.

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Rubik's Cube has been searching for the missing alien octopus creatures for several days.

Satellites in the sky, reconnaissance planes in the sky, and countless small mechanical birds on the ground, after overwhelmingly checking every Bear Country missile base, still could not find a single tentacle, as if those damn alien octopus creatures had disappeared. As a result, Rubik's Cube was very anxious and helpless. What should I do? Is it possible to go to the fortune teller and ask?

Just as the mechanical army was crossing the mountains to search for octopus-shaped creatures, the Allied Powers Conference began. This was because the Rubik's Cube had killed many communication satellites and the countries had to communicate slowly by radio, causing delays.

Different from the previous venue, the meeting was specially chosen to hold the meeting on an island in Southeast Asia in order to prevent zombies from making dumplings. The participating countries provided their own aircraft, fuel and food. The scene was as shabby as an ancient gathering. Not many countries come to participate. Not every country has the ability to fill a plane with fuel and fly to this place for vacation. Big countries will participate. Small countries will directly explain that they have no planes and no fuel and wait at home to listen. Even a continent. I only came to one or two countries, and most of them didn’t even receive any letters.

A big room was set up and tables were set up, and representatives in suits and ties began to sit down one after another. The host country found a group of girls from nowhere to act as temporary service staff, and finally managed to keep the Allied Powers under control.

On the first day, there was a lot of basic nonsense, such as creating a better future, a free world, etc.

The next day, the main initiating countries began to attack the Dragon Kingdom representatives, such as liaison with dangerous alien creatures, etc. For example, those aliens destroyed a base, killed several people, shot down a large number of satellites, etc. Naturally, the Dragon Kingdom representatives could not let them. These people threw the blame over and began to quarrel. This familiar scene made many people seem to have returned to the end of the world.

Rubik's Cube also took a peek at it. He originally thought he could come up with some constructive ideas, but he continued to talk and talk. He just turned off the communication and didn't bother to read.

One morning.

The Assistant to the President of the Eagle Empire brought coffee to his desk in the morning, sat down, and turned on the computer. The warm sunshine outside the window made him feel very comfortable, and he took a sip of coffee.

"puff……"

I just took a sip and spit it out in less than a second, all over my pants.

"Oh~ Martha's coffee is getting worse and worse, it's like baby poop!"

The assistant depressedly took out a roll of toilet paper and started wiping his pants. It was terrible that something like this happened so early in the morning. The annoyed assistant vowed to complain to the cooking lady if she had the chance. She must have taken the good coffee back and drank it herself. Then he went to the warehouse to get some tatters and mix them in to fool people. The assistant, who was thinking to himself, finished wiping his pants and raised his head to throw away the paper. Suddenly, his eyes were attracted to the computer screen...

"What? What the hell is this?"

A dialog box that the assistant had never seen popped up on the computer screen. The content in the dialog box caught the assistant's attention. After reading it, the assistant hurriedly ran into the president's office...

A few days later, the Confederate Congress met.

"The Dragon Kingdom must expel those dangerous alien robots from the earth! Their existence seriously threatens the safety of human survival. We, the Maru Kingdom, insist on driving away the alien robots. This is a major event closely related to the survival of all people. They are like They are a group of alien war elements, and these monsters should not appear in our homeland!”

The representative of Marukuni pointed directly at the representative of Dragon Kingdom, targeting Dragon Kingdom endlessly as usual.

"Our Eagle Empire agrees with Marukuni's proposal. Everyone can know that all navigation satellites that are beneficial to mankind have been destroyed. No one can use the positioning system, cannot make phone calls, and cannot accurately predict weather and ocean storms. This is dirty and shameful. acts of war and invasion.”

Then the major countries continued to bombard the representatives of the Dragon Kingdom. The representatives of the Dragon Kingdom did not care how many countries were here to deal with the Dragon Kingdom. What could they do now? Play financial war? Playing tricks on the other party's stock market? Not trading goods with the Dragon Kingdom? Or do you want to find a loser to stir up trouble? Come on, come on, if you can still find an exchange open, it doesn't matter if you destroy all stocks and currencies.

The big countries were quarreling, and the representatives of the small countries took the opportunity to eat and drink. Not only were the representatives of the small countries not interested in bombarding the Dragon Kingdom, but they also hoped that those robots could go to their own countries. Robots are great! If you don't kill zombies, you still know how to protect human beings, and only fools drive them away.

The Alliance has been quarreling with each other while the Dragon Kingdom is divided into three groups. The first is to oppose the appearance of some alien mechanical empire on its own land, strongly demanding that robots leave the Dragon Kingdom, and spreading various things to discredit the mechanical empire. , humans do this kind of thing all the time, and smart people will naturally not believe it. Unfortunately, there are always too many fools and liars in the world.

The second type belongs to the centrists. It doesn’t matter either way. It’s pretty good now. Those robots are running around rescuing people and putting out fires. They are doing a lot of work. People are human beings when they are alive, and they are rotten meat when they are dead.

The third type is the alliance faction in the army. The strength of the mechanical army and its help to the survivors are obvious to all. Besides, it would be great to have such a strong fighting force here to fight zombies. Didn’t you see that there is not even a living zombie in Jiangcheng now? , and the mechanical army has been rapidly expanding to clean up zombies in Province L recently. If this progress continues, it will be soon to clean up zombies across the country. What? Use human army soldiers to clear out zombies? how to spell? A soldier's life is not life! Why consume a small number of soldiers when there are robots?

In this autumn, wars of words are going on all over the world, and many boring robots are secretly hiding behind the scenes to watch...