Lingang City.
In a dilapidated rental house at the junction of urban and rural areas.
"I'm reborn? Is this the world a hundred years later?"
Chen Yibai widened his eyes in astonishment, looking at the screen called "computer" in front of him, where a long-legged bunny girl in a bikini was dancing "Shaking the Sun" in a coquettish manner.
Chen Yibai was a little excited by the pair of extremely tempting and proud breasts.
After the memory was quickly integrated.
Chen Yibai knew that this was a live broadcast on the Internet, which was the favorite of the loser otaku in this world.
It was also the favorite of the owner of this body in the previous life!
"I'm so fucking stupid!"
Chen Yibai subconsciously blurted out the catchphrase of the owner of this body in the previous life, and jumped up from the chair.
In his previous life, he was the number one tomb robber in the Republic of China, a real tomb raider, who was familiar with yin and yang and gossip, and had unique tomb-robbing skills. He would kneel down and kowtow three times when he saw Zongzi, and would take out the jade anal plug and offer it with both hands.
Unexpectedly, he was reborn a hundred years later, in the body of an unemployed otaku who was addicted to live streaming!
"What a sin! It's really a sin!"
Chen Yibai smoked a cigarette, trying to calm down and stabilize his emotions, thinking about what to do next.
Since he has been reborn, he can't die again, right?
After a brief calm, Chen Yibai combined the memories of the previous owner of this body and had a thorough understanding of the world a hundred years later.
This is a prosperous era with advanced technology and money is the emperor!
For a tomb robber, what does a prosperous era mean?
As the saying goes, antiques in prosperous times, gold in troubled times.
A prosperous era means that antiques in underground tombs are more valuable. A broken piece of blue and white porcelain can be auctioned.
In Chen Yibai's previous life, Tang Sancai, which no one would even look at, is worth tens of millions in this world.
What does tens of millions mean?
You can give a reward to the female anchor, invite her out, treat her to sausages, and let her dance "Shake the Sun"...
Ugh!
The memory of this head is poisonous, and it's full of shit!
Tens of millions means you are a rich man, give a reward to your sister's female anchor!
So Chen Yibai feels that he is going to stand up!
With his identity as the descendant of the tomb-robbing lieutenant, he is proficient in yin and yang, feng shui, and the Eight Trigrams. Not to mention stealing an imperial tomb, he can directly take off and become a billionaire by just touching a king's tomb, hugging left and right, and reaching the peak of his life...
So, it's better to be born in a prosperous era!
Bang bang bang!
Chen Yibai was imagining the future when suddenly there was a knock on the door.
The previous owner of this body had no social connections and had just paid the rent the day before yesterday. Who was knocking on the door?
Chen Yibai got up and went to open the door. Standing at the door were two young policemen, one male and one female, wearing patrol uniforms, with batons, handcuffs, stun guns, and explosion-proof sprays on their waists, comparable to the ancient six-door Jinyiwei.
What does it mean that this policeman came to the door?
Seeing the two policemen standing at the door, Chen Yibai immediately searched through his memories. It seemed that the previous owner of this body had not done anything illegal. He just watched some porn movies and stored several GB of seeds in his computer...
"Hello, we are patrol police from the street police station. We are doing a routine security check. Please show us your ID card."
The male police officer looked at Chen Yibai with a serious expression, and at the same time glanced at the messy rental house. Finally, his eyes fell on the trash can filled with toilet paper next to the computer desk, and his brows frowned.
This should be a pure loser living in the sewer of society, right?
More than a pure loser, it is simply a social bug!
The female police officer Qiu Jing next to him looked at the live broadcast of "Shaking the Sun" on the computer screen in the house with disgust and contempt on her face.
The disgust was because Chen Yibai looked like a dog, 1.8 meters tall, and looked a bit like Peng Yuyan.
With such a good appearance, but a dirty mind, his morals must be very corrupt. Who knows how many female compatriots' feelings and bodies have been played with by him...
"Officer, this is my ID card."
Chen Yibai took out his wallet from his trouser pocket, took out the ID card from the wallet and handed it to the male police officer.
In addition to the ID card, there were also a few coins in the wallet. These coins were all the "property" Chen Yibai had at present.
The male police officer took the ID card and scanned it on the card reader. There was no criminal record and he was not a fugitive.
But the male police officer did not return the ID card to Chen Yibai, but said with a serious face: "Mr. Chen, we received a notice from the Internet police, suspecting that you watched pornographic videos and were suspected of spreading pornographic information on the Internet. Now we are going to take your computer away for evidence. You should also go back with us and cooperate with the investigation!"
"Ah!"
Chen Yibai's eyes widened in surprise, and he quickly explained innocently: "Officer, I was just watching it at home when I was free, I really didn't spread it!"
"Whether it was spread or not, our police need to investigate and verify, please cooperate!"
Female police officer Qiu Jing looked at Chen Yibai and said seriously.
Chen Yibai looked at the female police officer's posture, as if if he hesitated a little longer, she might take out her baton and give him a massage at any time, so he had to cooperate.
This is really fucked up.
Just reborn, without doing anything, he was invited to the Six Gates for tea.
In the police station, Chen Yibai was locked up in a small dark room for a whole day.
Then the investigation results came out.
The police found 2.5G of pornographic video seeds in Chen Yibai's computer, a total of 10,000 bad browsing records in half a year, and forwarded 25 pornographic videos in a wolf friend group, thus confirming the crime of spreading pornographic information.
But because there was no profit and no serious impact, it did not constitute a criminal offense, so verbal education was given and a 15-day detention for public security punishment...
Fuck!
I didn't do anything after my rebirth, but I was detained for half a month!
It's really vicious!
Half a month later.
At the gate of the city detention center.
Chen Yibai, who had just been released, squatted on the side of the road, smoking under the 42-degree sun, frowning and thinking.
Originally, Chen Yibai's life plan after rebirth was to rely on his tomb-robbing skills to break the thousands of mechanisms in the ancient tombs, steal antiques and sell hundreds of millions of assets, and easily reach the peak of life!
But in the end, he was detained for half a month after his rebirth, which also taught Chen Yibai a hard lesson.
Let Chen Yibai know that there is a more powerful agency in this world, called the public security agency!
This public security agency is so terrifying that even if you watch a movie online at home, the Internet police can find you along the network cable.
Not only the Internet police, but also the administrative departments of the public security organs are ridiculously arrogant. With the help of modern high-tech means and extremely professional criminal investigation knowledge, all criminals have almost nowhere to hide.
It is very important that tomb robbing is a criminal activity that is severely cracked down in today's society. The starting price for digging ancient tombs and reselling cultural relics is more than ten years in prison once caught, and serious cases will be directly sent to peanuts!
So facing this powerful public security agency, Chen Yibai hesitated.
He does have the ability to rob tombs, but the ability to rob tombs alone is not enough. The mind of this reborn body is full of bikinis and long legs, and there is no criminal anti-detection knowledge at all.
So even if he robbed a big tomb, he could not escape the crackdown of the public security organs.
"What the hell should I do?"
Chen Yibai refilled his cigarette and looked at the gate of the detention center across the street. He didn't want to spend the rest of his life in it!
But apart from tomb robbing, a way to get rich, Chen Yibai can't do anything!
Go to the construction site to move bricks?
Definitely not!
Chen Yibai was still thinking about enjoying the extravagance of this world.
But I didn't come to this world to be a slave!
In addition to tomb robbing, what else can make money the fastest in this world?
It must be live streaming!
Especially those anchors who sell goods, as long as they stand on the edge of the law, put aside morality, put conscience aside, and shout: "Seek benefits for the family, connect on 321", a live broadcast can make money that ordinary people can't make in several lifetimes.
"Got it!"
Chen Yibai suddenly had an idea: "Who said that if you have the ability to rob tombs, you can only do tomb robbing! People have to learn to adapt these days!"
Since tomb robbing can't be done, I'll change my career to live streaming!
The tomb-robbing lieutenant changed his career to live streaming and became an Internet celebrity. Can I sell tomb-robbing talismans?
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