There is no threshold to become an Internet celebrity and start a live broadcast business.
You only need a simple live broadcast equipment.
The embarrassing thing is that Chen Yibai's computer host was confiscated by the comrades of the Six Gates as a "tool involved in the case", and now his pockets are cleaner than his face.
There is no way, Chen Yibai can only use his mobile phone to apply for an online loan, borrowing 10,000 yuan, and repaying it in 12 installments, 1,350 yuan per installment, and the total repayment is nearly 16,000 yuan!
This is outrageous, it is simply eating human blood buns.
Fortunately, the procedures are simple and the loan is fast, without any collateral, and no nude photos are required.
I took the money to have a meal first, then went to the vegetable market, and finally took a taxi to the nearest electronics city, bought a set of live broadcast equipment and a computer host, and returned to the rental house with the fighting spirit of becoming famous by stripping...
Oh no, it was the fighting spirit of becoming famous by broadcasting.
Fortunately, the previous owner of this body also did live streaming for a few days to make a living. Although he had no talent and failed to sell his face because the platform did not provide traffic, he also learned some live streaming operations.
This is also the only "intellectual property" left to Chen Yibai, so he doesn't have to learn it from the Internet.
Even the live streaming account is ready.
He opened the Doule anchor platform with ease and logged in to the real-name authentication account.
[Account name: Pure Love Milk Dog (You can make private appointments by brushing the carnival)]
[Number of fans: 2511]
[Account Douyin coins: 25]
"Ugh!"
Chen Yibai looked at the account avatar with smoothed skin and beauty, and the account name containing bad information, and was disgusted and almost couldn't help spitting on the computer screen.
There was also a parenthesis "You can make private appointments by brushing the carnival", the previous owner of this body really didn't have any shame!
If it weren't for the real-name system of the account and the mobile phone number bound to it, Chen Yibai would have wanted to register a new account again.
There is no other way, so I can only make do with it. First, I changed my name to [Chen Xiaowei (Ancient Tomb Science Popularization)]
I just found a photo of Qinling Mountains on the Internet to replace my avatar.
After all, when it comes to ancient tombs, the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang is recognized as the absolute No.1.
After the information is changed, click [Start Live Broadcast]
Current online viewers: 3
Surprising! As soon as the broadcast started, three viewers came in in seconds, and they were all loyal fans who had opened the live broadcast reminder.
But after taking another look at the comments, Chen Yibai's face turned green instantly.
[Spring is here: "Xiaobai, you're finally live again. I like your wolf-dog dance. Do it again and I'll give you a beer."]
[Rose with thorns: "You haven't been live for so many days. I thought your little wolf-dog was really taken away by some rich woman."]
[Single Haiyan born in the 1960s: "Why did Xiaobai change his name? The Captain Chen who popularized ancient tombs? The Captain Mojin who robbed tombs?"]
Ugh!
The fans of this account are all elderly aunties, and they have nothing to do with rich women. The biggest gift they can give is a beer.
As for the "wolf-dog dance" they mentioned, the picture of wearing leather pants with a naked upper body was too explosive, so Chen Yibai didn't dare to recall it.
"I am the descendant of a tomb-raiding lieutenant. Would I dance the wolf-dog dance for you old bastards for a small beer?"
Chen Yibai quickly wrote [On-site custom-made authentic tomb-raiding talismans (popularizing professional knowledge of ancient tombs, answering Feng Shui, Qimen Yijing questions online)] at the door of the live broadcast room
As for the old bastards in the live broadcast room who like to watch the wolf-dog dance, each of them was given a plane ticket.
After writing the title and cleaning up the live broadcast room, Chen Yibai propped up a square table in front of the live broadcast camera and put a lot of things he had just bought from the vegetable market on the square table.
[Is this a new food anchor? What cuisine? ]
[Braised black dog hoof? Cantonese cuisine? ]
A few passers-by came into the live broadcast room at this time. Seeing Chen Yibai mixing some glutinous rice and black dog hoofs on the table, they thought he was a food anchor.
Seeing someone coming, Chen Yibai immediately began to explain to the live camera: "Welcome to the new live broadcast room, ours is the ancient tomb science live broadcast room, the anchor is making the gold-touching talisman online!"
"Have you read the tomb-robbing novel "Ghost Blowing the Light", that's right! It's the gold-touching talisman worn by the gold-touching lieutenant in the book. Even if you don't rob tombs, it doesn't matter. Buy one and wear it on your body to ward off evil and keep safe!"
"After the gold-touching talisman is made, I will put the link below in the link of the yellow car No. 1. Because it is purely handmade, the quantity is limited. If the family members in the live broadcast room want it, then check your network speed first and prepare your hand speed..."
[Not a food anchor? Making the gold-touching talisman of the gold-touching lieutenant on the spot? ]
[Ah! My brain is not enough]
[This anchor seems to have discovered a very niche track! ]
In the live broadcast roomWhen the passers-by heard that Chen Yibai was making a gold-touching talisman online that could ward off evil spirits and keep safe, they were attracted by this new thing because they usually saw big breasts and long legs.
Even the netizens outside the live broadcast room clicked in curiously.
After a while, more than a hundred people came into the live broadcast room.
The live broadcast of making gold-touching talismans has a really good effect in attracting traffic.
Chen Yibai rolled up his sleeves and immediately started making it on the spot, explaining the hard-core knowledge of popular science while making it:
"My friends in the live broadcast room, this gold-touching talisman is the identity certificate of the gold-touching lieutenant, and it is also a must-have item for home travel and tomb robbing!"
"There are no more than three gold-touching talismans in existence. Those three gold-touching talismans are all made based on the sharpest claws of pangolins, but now pangolins are protected animals, so I use black dog claws instead..."
"Everyone knows that black dogs can also ward off evil spirits, so the gold-touching talismans made with black dog claws have the same effect of exorcising evil spirits and avoiding evil!"
While speaking, Chen Yibai took out the black dog hoof bought from the vegetable market and used a knife to remove the claws on the spot.
Not to mention, Chen Yibai's technique is quite skillful. With a few cuts, he peeled the skin, pulled out the tendons and scraped the meat, and took out several bloody dog claws with bones.
"Next, let's soak these dog paws in white wax water..."
[This anchor seems to be playing for real? ]
The spectators in the live broadcast room are all here for fun. If you say that you can really make a gold-touching talisman that can ward off evil and avoid evil, even dogs won't believe it!
But after watching Chen Yibai's operation, it actually looks really good and has a nose and eyes.
If it weren't for the 21st century, and the Dongfeng intercontinental missile has been tested into the Pacific Ocean, maybe someone would really believe it.
"Then it must be for real!"
Chen Yibai saw doubts in the live broadcast room, and there was no need to hide some things. He immediately said seriously: "To be honest, my friends, I am the last gold-touching lieutenant. I was forced to start a live broadcast to sell gold-touching talismans because I was born at the wrong time..."
[Anchor 666, I am Cao Cao, do you still recognize me? ]
[Haha... I am dying of laughter. You are still using such a cliché to make fun of it. I even said that I am the Qin Shi Huang. Send me money...]
[I just like this kind of anchor who talks nonsense in a serious manner! ]
[Zhongyuan Shovel King: Anchor, since you said that you are the last tomb raider, do you know Feng Shui? ]
The crazy laughter in the live broadcast room was all within Chen Yibai's expectations.
It really takes a process for people to believe this stuff.
Seeing someone asked "Do you know Feng Shui?"
Chen Yibai immediately took over the conversation and said in an extremely confident tone: "Regarding Feng Shui, I don't know, but I am proficient in it!"
"Let's click on the free attention and little red heart. If you have the conditions, you can give a gift or something. I will help you solve any Feng Shui problems online and popularize the most professional knowledge of ancient tombs!"
[This anchor has a strong tone! ]
[Anchor, I am poor now. Can I move my ancestral graves and change my fate? 】
[The guy above is so stupid, you don't want to work hard yourself, but you want your ancestors to work hard, right? 】
[Host, what kind of Feng Shui can make the ancestral tomb smoke? 】
The comments of netizens in the live broadcast room are quite active, but no one is talking seriously.
[Zhongyuan Shovel King: Host, I have a friend who left home for more than 20 years. This year, he returned home with wealth and wanted to worship his ancestral tomb. As a result, due to the restoration of farming, the ancestral tomb was leveled and could not be found. My friend asked me to ask you if you can find the location of the ancestral tomb again based on the mountain topography and Feng Shui? My friend really wants to worship his ancestral tomb! ”]
There is actually someone who is looking for his own ancestral grave.
Those who don’t know would think this is some kind of program to find relatives in the underworld.
It’s really outrageous!
But Chen Yibai still felt that this sounded weird.
Not only Chen Yibai, but other netizens also started to discuss:
[Another friend made out of nothing?]
[The buddy above, are you sure your friend is looking for his own ancestral grave, not someone else’s?]
[@中原抽王: Buddy, I know what you mean by your ID. Send me the location and we’ll help each other!]
[@中原抽王: Boss, please help me. I’m tight-lipped. Just share whatever you want.]
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