Are you crazy? Your online dating partner is a school beauty?

"Master of the mentally retarded, why don't you speak?"

"Don't you look down on the big guys?"

"Or is it because we donate less money for incense?"

Seeing that the old face of the master of wisdom kept twitching, Ning Fei asked very 'naïvely'.

Hearing this, Master Zhizhi only felt a rush of blood, and rushed straight to the Heavenly Spirit Gai.

Nima!

Are you asking Lao Tzu to solve his doubts?

It's clearly fancy pretending, okay!

How does Lao Tzu answer such a question?

Also, what does it mean to look down on the big guys?

Lao Tzu clearly looks down on you!

Although Master Zhizhan was furious in his heart, he was not angry in front of so many people.

I could only hold back my anger, and I was madly reciting the Great Compassion Mantra in my heart.

"That's... Can this little benefactor ask you some other questions?

"The question you asked before, the poor monk is not very easy to answer..."

After reciting the Great Compassion Mantra more than a dozen times, Master Zhizhan felt a little calmer in his heart.

Only then did he say to Ning Fei in a deep voice.

"Is that what you call a master?"

"I don't know, I don't know, I have to find so many excuses and reasons."

Ning Fei muttered.

Hearing this, the master of wisdom felt a surge of blood gushing up.

it!

It's small. The cub did it on purpose, right?

Buddha, please manifest your spirit quickly, and take away this evil obstacle as soon as possible, so as not to bring disaster to the world.

Ling Mengyao and Xia Wan'er, who were sitting next to Ning Fei, saw Zhizhen and Zhizhi Disabled and others, wanting to be angry but not daring to be angry, and the two couldn't help but laugh wildly.

Ning Fei's move to pretend to be forced online is really too bad.

As for the rest of the people in the field, they were complaining wildly in their hearts.

This Nima, where did the demon come out?

How can you pretend to be more powerful than us?

Alas, a mistake, why didn't we think of loading a wave in this way?

"Well, I have a lot of them."

"Now that the mentally handicapped masters have spoken, I still have to give this face."

Just when everyone was thinking differently, Ning Fei sighed.

Again set his sights on the mentally retarded master.

He continued, "It is said that when God opens a door for you, he will close a window for you.

"But why, it's different with me?"

"God opened a door for me, and not only did he not close the window for me, but he also opened a dozen more doors."

"For example, even if I have good grades in Xi, I still look so handsome."

"It's okay to look so handsome, and the figure is still so good."

"Master of intellectual retardation, tell me, why am I so handsome, so smart, so talented in business, and so beautiful in ancient poetry?"

Speaking of this, Ning Fei paused.

pointed to Ling Mengyao and Xia Wan'er beside him.

"This is the big school flower of our school, and she teases me every day when she has nothing to do."

"I can't wait for me to be her boyfriend right away."

"And this one, the school girl in the city next door, met for the first time, and wanted me to be her boyfriend."

"If it's just that, forget it, the point is, I have made it clear to them that I already have a girlfriend and I don't like them."

"As a result, you have to stalk me."

"Master of the mentally retarded, tell me, what kind of sin did I do in my last life to make me so good in this life?"

When Ning Fei finished saying this, Zhizhan and the Wise Disabled Master, as well as the little monk at the door, almost vomited blood.

Let you change the problem again, not let you pretend again.

This evil obstacle, in the pure land of Buddhism, pretending to be addicted, right?

At this moment, in addition to the three of them, the rest of the hall also felt all kinds of heartaches.

I thought that I had been very good for half my life, but now, I was beaten by a student dog.

This feeling is so uncomfortable.

Well, yes, there are also Ling Mengyao and Xia Wan'er.

Faced with Ning Fei's shameless words, Ling Mengyao's face turned red.

Stinky husband, is this a ruthless initiation, is there no distinction between friend and foe?

And it's too narcissistic, isn't it, although what you say is true, but, can we keep a low profile?

As for Xia Wan'er, there are all kinds of slanders in her heart.

Bastard, Miss Ben teased you before, is that a show?

"Amitabha, good, good!"

"Small... Little donor, can I trouble you to ask a normal question! "

Master Zhizhi deliberately bit the word 'normal' very hard this time.

lest this thing start to load up like crazy again.

"A problem with the normal point?"

"I can't answer anything that is abnormal, and if I have something normal, wouldn't it be even more unanswerable?"

Ning Fei muttered and pretended to be depressed.

,!

Evil obstacles!

Didn't I charge a little more money for incense over the years?

Why did the Buddha have to send such a thing to punish me?

"Master of the mentally retarded, I decided."

"This time, I'll just ask some normal questions."

"Lest the master not be able to answer at that time, how embarrassing."

Just when the wisdom master was wailing in his heart, Ning Fei suddenly said with a straight face.

Hearing this, Master Zhizhan was overjoyed.

Could it be that the Buddha heard my heart and decided not to let this evil evil punish me?

Well...... It's definitely sauce purple!

Emma, I can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Otherwise, according to the previous question of this goods, if you continue to ask, the poor monk's high blood pressure is estimated to be committed.

"Master of the mentally retarded, you said that if you use snake venom to poison a snake, will the poisonous snake be poisoned to death by snake venom?"

Ning Fei groaned slightly, and then asked directly to the master of wisdom.

it!

Lao Tzu really believed in the evil of this evil obstacle, thinking that he would change his evil and return to the right!

Let you ask some normal questions, that's how you give Lao Tzu a normal question?

With snake venom to poison a snake, will a venomous snake be poisoned to death by snake venom?

If I could, I would want to poison you with snake venom right now!

"Master of the mentally retarded, why don't you speak?"

"Can't you even answer such a normal question?"

There were all kinds of roars in the heart of the master of wisdom, and Ning Fei still didn't forget to mend the sword.

"No... "

I think it should, probably, probably get poisoned."

"After all, snake venom is so powerful."

Master Zhizhan endured the irritability in his body, stared at Ning Fei, and gritted his teeth.

"Oh."

"The pesticide has expired, is it no longer toxic, or is it more toxic?"

Ning Fei nodded towards the Master of Wisdom and asked again.

"Also, what did the first person in the world to know that milk could drink do to cows?"