Are you crazy? Your online dating partner is a school beauty?

"Poofhaha!"

"Emma, I'm going to be laughed to death by this kid."

"Zhente Niang's is a talent."

"This kind of question, I'm afraid I can't ask it at all without ten years of cerebral thrombosis!"

"But then again, I'm also curious, this pesticide has expired, is it no longer poisonous, or is it more poisonous?"

"Cut, I don't know if pesticides are toxic or not when they expire, but I know that the first person in the world to know that milk can be drunk must have done something unknown on that stormy night, hahaha!"

"Fuck it, I thought this kid would only pretend to be forced, but I didn't expect that this kind of cerebral thrombosis problem is also very good!"

When the hall fell silent for a few seconds, a burst of laughter erupted.

Everyone, without exception, was amused by Ning Fei's questions.

Looking at the mess in the hall, the two brothers, the mentally handicapped master and the mentally disabled master, complained even more about Ning Fei.

These eight calves, dogs, and evil things, look at the good things you have done!

A good lecture on Buddhism made this guy rely on his own strength to make a miasma.

"Master of intellectual retardation, you said that laxatives and antidiarrheal drugs are taken together, do you want to pull or not?"

"Also, is a fight between pregnant women considered a group fight?"

Just when everyone was laughing, Ning Fei came to two more soul tortures.

This time, not to mention the others, even Xia Wan'er and Ling Mengyao couldn't help but hold their stomachs and laugh.

Both of them were particularly curious, why did Ning Fei have such a strange brain circuit?

This kind of bizarre question, ordinary people can think of one, it can be regarded as against the sky.

As a result, the guy opened his mouth.

"Stinky tablemate, how did you come up with these strange questions?"

Driven by curiosity, Ling Mengyao couldn't help but ask Ning Fei in a low voice.

Hearing this, Ning Fei's face turned straight and said calmly: "Ji Cao, don't 6!"

But in his heart, he couldn't help but sigh: These questions, put on the earth in the previous life, are they all pediatrics, okay?

After all, there were countless netizens with cerebral thrombosis on the earth in the previous life.

"Amitabha, Buddha Gate Pure Land, please be quiet!"

"This little benefactor, can I trouble you to ask some more normal questions?"

"It's the type that everyone is more confused about, such as ups and downs in life, wealth, forget it, you still don't ask about ups and downs and wealth."

"And love, forget it, don't ask about love."

"In a word, it's more normal than the question just now!"

After the mentally handicapped master said this, there was even a bit of begging in the depths of his eyes.

As if to say: My little ancestor, please, ask some popular normal questions!

If you continue to be so weird, the old man will really be angry with you!

"Ask some questions that everyone is more confused about?"

"Okay then, I'll just ask a more normal question."

Feeling the pitiful little eyes of the mentally handicapped master, Ning Fei finally relented.

Cast an apologetic look at the other person.

In my mind, I thought about it carefully.

Immediately after that, he said in a deep voice: "The quadratic function f(x) satisfies f(x+1)-f(x)=2x, and f(0)=1."

"May I ask the mentally retarded master, how much is this f(x)?"

"Hmm... This time, the problem should be normal, right?

When Ning Fei's voice fell, the audience fell silent again.

You're special... Call this a normal problem?

Hey...... There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with this, this product is a student, so it's not strange to ask some questions about Xi.

However, for Master Zhicheng, he greeted Ning Fei's ancestors for the eighteen generations in his heart.

This time the problem is quite normal, but you are a little too normal.

If Lao Tzu knew the answer to this question, would he still fail in the college entrance examination that year?

Will he still be a monk in such a dilapidated temple?

"Mentally disabled, you can check for me, who put this evil obstacle in!"

"Tell him that he was fired directly, where did he come from, where did he go!"

Taking advantage of the fact that everyone was not paying attention, Master Zhizhi couldn't help but whisper to the junior brother next to him.

"I'll do it when the meeting is over."

The mentally handicapped did not hesitate at all, and directly agreed.

Although this Dharma, from beginning to end, it was Ning Fei who was engaged in various ways to engage his senior brother and master of wisdom.

But the two of them are brothers, one is prosperous, and the other is lost.

Dare to put Ning Fei's evil obstacle thing in, even if this person is his closed disciple, he must be expelled!

"Ahem... Are there any other donors who have doubts?

"If there is, just say it, the poor monk will be able to solve everyone's doubts."

After a while, the wisdom master decided not to deal with Ning Fei. It's a.

lest I make a fool of myself again when I get it, and I am so angry that I am half dead.

"Will you be able to solve your doubts?"

"No, Master Zhizhi, I just had so many questions, and you didn't help me solve any of them?"

"Besides, everyone gave incense and came in fairly and justly."

"How can you do special treatment?"

"Also, if you can't even solve my questions, how can you solve other people's puzzles?"

"The big guy said, isn't that reasonable?"

Seeing that Master Zhizhan didn't plan to deal with him, Ning Fei suddenly became anxious.

And as he finished saying this, the rest of the hall also coaxed.

"Yes, yes, Master Zhizhi, you are a famous teacher of this generation."

"Always open the door of Buddhism to solve the doubts of sentient beings."

"Now, you'd better explain this kid's confusion first."

"We're not in a hurry anyway."

Listening to everyone's words and me, the master of wisdom couldn't stop twitching up and down. Move it.

Nima, how did this group of guys learn badly from Ning Fei's evil handicap?

It's really not a big deal to watch the excitement, right?

Since you are so capable, do you have the ability to come and help solve the evil obstacle yourself?

it.

Staring at me as an old monk bullying, what kind of ability is it?