Awaken The Strongest Curse System At The Beginning Of The Game
Chapter 22 You Are Going To Be Unlucky
"Your special name is Yu Qiang?" Xiao Mo slapped his mouth.
"To say or not to say."
Yu Qiang gritted his teeth and did not say a word, with a bitter face and a look of death.
"Ask you something, say it or not?"
Xiao Se really hated her so much that her teeth ached, and she was merciless, and even greeted her with a backhand.
The tortoise bastard in front of him almost killed himself and Xiao Mo, how could he not be angry, he wished he could get rid of the hatred in his heart.
Yu Qiang still had the attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.
"Yo, I can't tell, the mouth is still quite hard? It really is a hard bone."
"Brother Xiao, it seems that he only cared about venting his anger and didn't ask."
Xiao Se scratched her head in embarrassment, careless.
Yu Qiang, on the other hand, had a disdainful expression on his face, and hit the bridge of the nose. How could he lose face in front of the younger generation after being an old man for so many years: "You can ask casually, but you won't tell me, even if you beat me to death today, I won't tell you."
"Brother Xiao, I have studied the top ten torture methods in the Qing Dynasty."
Unexpectedly, Xiao Mo has dabbled in such a wide range, but you don't see that Yu Qiang in front of you is a man.
Men and women must be distinguished.
"Frozen his teeth with ice cubes, tree by tree."
"Pull out his hair one by one with honey."
"Use a toothpick to peel off his nails one by one."
Xiao Se shuddered involuntarily, hearing it made life worse than death.
Yu Qiang's face was even paler, he clenched his teeth desperately, with an expression of generosity.
"Tiger bench? Chili water?" Xiao Mo's eyes rolled back and forth.
"Xiao Mo, what age is it? You didn't bring these broken methods to travel back hundreds of years ago, did you?" Xiao Se quickly stopped Xiao Mo's whimsy, it seems that he must be more caring and caring on weekdays This big fool, or else a brand new psycho killer will be born one day.
"Brother Xiao is right, there is no place to find a tiger stool, and there is no chili to use with chili water."
"Spray newspaper on the face, soaked with water layer by layer? Suffocation? Scratch the soles of the feet with goose feathers?"
"Didn't I tell you, Xiao Mo, to watch less TV dramas and cartoons?" Xiao Se really didn't understand where Xiao Mo learned such nonsense.
"There are big geese, and instead of stewing them in an iron pot, it's a pity to scratch the soles of your feet?"
Yu Qiang had already embraced the heart of seeing death as home, if Xiao Se hadn't filled his mouth with stinky socks, he would have bitten his tongue and committed suicide.
These two guys not only scare people, but also disgust people.
In Yu Qiang's heart now, ten thousand grass-mud horses are running wildly: "This is simply too tormented, too painful, look, look, there is not a word that these two brothers say that sounds human."
Yu Qiang must die, and he can die more comfortably if he commits suicide. Being tortured by these two people, life must be worse than death.
"The energy value from Yu Qiang is +623."
Xiao Se looked at Yu Qiang's simple and honest smile with hey, hey, hey.
Yu Qiang felt that the bright smile became more treacherous, and then a chill rose from the scalp, and cold sweat flowed down the neck to the back, and the clothes all over the body were soaked in an instant.
"You're going to be unlucky." Xiao Se was still talking about the harmless, lifelike neighbors.
big boy.
As soon as a few words were uttered, the system's prompt sounded immediately, "The host has consumed 1000 energy points and successfully cast a primary curse on Yu Qiang (Pioneer 4-star), which will take effect immediately."
Pioneer 4 stars, a curse directly succeeded, I am afraid it is directly related to his current serious injury.
Yu Qiang was really unlucky and his mother opened the door for unlucky, and unlucky got home.
Once the energy value is consumed, the curse succeeds instantly.
Yu Qiang, who was originally well-behaved, suddenly covered his stomach with his hands, and then his stomach began to growl.
"Pfft."
"Boom."
A sour smell permeated the air.
This fart completely violates the rule that loud farts don't smell bad.
Really smelly and loud.
The key is the double cannon.
"stomachache?"
Big sweat dripped down from Yu Qiang's forehead, and his whole body was bent like a prawn.
"Not to mention, you deserve to be the boss. Your acting skills are really good. My elder brother just said that you are going to be unlucky, and you have a stomachache. My elder brother didn't say anything."
"Do you think you can let you go by pretending to have a stomachache? Can you still be sent to the hospital? Brother Xiao is so foolish. I'm ice-snow smart, Mo Yunxin, and I'm not just for nothing."
"Xiao Mo, didn't you call Mo Dasha stupid? When did Bingxue become smart." Xiao Se put her heart back in her stomach, and still did not forget to tease Xiao Mo.
"That was the past."
Xiao Mo blushed when he was told that his neck was thick, and he became even more angry, and kicked Yu Qiang's stomach fiercely, bang, bang, bang.
"appendicitis?"
"Ureteral stones?"
"intestinal obstruction?"
"Dysmenorrhea?"
"Uterine fibroids?"
"Ectopic pregnancy?"
…
"What? You said that you had your appendix removed when you were eight years old, and you are a man, so it is impossible for you to have dysmenorrhea, uterine fibroids, or ectopic pregnancy."
"That's not necessarily true. A few days ago, satellite TV news reported that a young man had been in the same room for more than ten years and had no children. After a checkup, he found out that he was a daughter."
"You said you have children, and several more."
"Does that kid look like you? If not, watch out for the old Wang next door."
"What? You say like, then you have to be careful brothers."
"You are the only one in your family? Dad always has one?"
Xiao Se ran the train with her mouth full, and turned what was considered a normal problem into a large-scale family ethics drama.
Yu Qiang hummed a broken sound, and finally managed to stop Xiao Se from continuing to talk nonsense.
"I saw that the proprietress of the breakfast stall was pretty, and she was full in the morning, or the proprietress who fried fried dough sticks didn't wash her hands after going to the toilet, what's the matter with indigestion and stomach trouble?"
Xiao Se didn't argue with Yu Qiang either, seeing that her smile became even brighter.
If the big mouth is not blocked by the ears, it will grin to the back of the head.
"You're going to be unlucky again."
Before the words fell, Yu Qiang let go of his hand covering his stomach.
"Did you see it? It doesn't hurt anymore. I said I was full."
I smiled smugly, smugly.
"Ouch..." Yu Qiang curled his mouth, his face was ferocious, and he quickly put his hands on his chin.
"Do you have a toothache?"
Yu Qiang shook his head like a rattle.
"Open your mouth, let me see which one it is, by the way
I will pull it out for you. "
Yu Qiang didn't pay any attention to it, his jaw was clenched tightly, but he refused to open his mouth.
Crack, it was Xiao Mo again, a loud mouth slapped, and a tooth flew out in response.
"Does it still hurt?"
Yu Qiang didn't speak, still resting his cheek.
"Xiao Mo doesn't seem to be this one, don't stop, keep going."
This time, there were two big mouths, forehand and backhand, and the teeth that flew out in response to the sound also became two.
"Hey, Boss Yu, isn't this one who can open his mouth?"
Yu Qiang now intuitively feels that there is not a single tooth in his mouth that does not hurt.
"Show me which one it is, and you don't have to worry about it, we are not professionals."
"I admit it today, and I won't mess around in the development zone in the future. If you two want to know anything, just ask, and I will know everything I know."
"Ah, bah, didn't you have a lot of backbone just now?."
"Is being the boss all this pissing? The loyalty of the rivers and lakes."
Yu Qiang was subdued, but Xiao Mo was furious.
"I'm sorry for the lateness. It's not what you want to say, I just want to hear it. Say, which tooth hurts? If you don't say it, you will have all your teeth pulled out."
Xiao Se also sincerely wants to teach Yu Qiang a lesson.
Yu Qiang could only put on a bitter face, and pointed to his mouth reluctantly, "The third one here, please give me a stick."
"Aren't you arrogant and ruthless just now? I'm not a doctor, so I don't know anything about anesthesia. Otherwise, you'd go over there and knock yourself out."
Xiao Se did not lie, although he was a fairly good doctor in his previous life.
In addition to local anesthesia and nerve block anesthesia.
He really doesn't know anything about spinal anesthesia, epidural anesthesia, and general anesthesia.
Just because you haven't eaten pork doesn't mean you haven't seen a pig run.
According to the brick numbness on the back of his head, he is still sure.
Yu Qiang slammed into the pillar with a bang, his face was covered with blood, and now his forehead hurts more than his teeth, the key is that he didn't faint at all.
Bang bang bang is not dizzy.
Xiao Se is no longer polite.
"As a fortune teller, it makes sense to carry around a pair of pliers, doesn't it?" Pen Fun Library
Pulling hard, Yu Qiang let out a scream, and a tooth fell out.
Covering his bloody cheeks, Yu Qiang couldn't speak clearly: "Brother, what's wrong, it's wrong, the top is the third from the right, you're not only pulling out the bottom, you're also counting from the left, and It's the fourth one."
"You say you are not sincere, and you don't believe it yourself."
"Killing is nothing more than nodding your head, let's have a good time."
"If you pull out your teeth, just pull out your teeth. It's not accurate at all, but pulling out your tongue is really accurate. In just this moment, the big pliers have pulled your tongue three times."
In the end, almost all the teeth in the mouth were tragically sacrificed.
With one left at the top and one at the bottom, the doubt was finally pulled out.
Yu Qiang's face became thinner.
Yu Qiang successfully shattered the century-old rumor that orthodontics can become beautiful through his own experience.
With only two teeth left, he looked at least ten years older.
It would be fine if the upper and lower teeth could be perfectly occluded. One front tooth and one back molar are enough for him.
I'm afraid eating lotus root will clog my teeth.
Xiao Se decided not to give Yu Qiang any chance to react. To strike an iron is to strike while it is hot, and to break a drum requires thousands of people to beat it.
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