Awaken The Strongest Curse System At The Beginning Of The Game

Xiao Se made up her mind not to give Yu Qiang any more chances, so she must strike as soon as possible.

The big deal is that if the thread is broken, it will be broken.

Originally, this matter was mysterious and mysterious, and the dead came back to life.

But it didn't affect Xiao Se's normal life.

In fact, there is no need to trace the source and go to this muddy water

Xiao Se, who had made up her mind, said without mercy, "You're going to be unlucky."

Yu Qiang couldn't help but not believe it, at the beginning it was fine, but the plague god in front of him would be unlucky if he said it, who could bear it.

Things are afraid of Lenovo, the more you think about it, the more afraid you become.

There is a hospital where people are expected to die at 8:15 noon every day. Later, it was found out that when the cleaner got up in the morning, he unplugged the ventilator and plugged in the vacuum cleaner. After cleaning up, the patient died.

At twelve o'clock in half a month, I always see a beautiful woman in red clothes and long hair downstairs. Don't think too much about it, she's just off the night shift.

On rainy days, the children upstairs always cry, and they may beat the children even if they are idle.

The more Yu Qiang thinks about it, the more terrifying he becomes.

Before it hurts, guess whether it is a pain in the buttocks or a headache.

Waiting is the scariest thing.

Just waited like this for a minute.

Nothing happened.

The more nothing happened, the more Yu Qiang was beating his heart.

Maybe it's the curse of delay this time.

This guy won't hold back his big moves anymore.

Could it be that he was hit by a car when he went out, meteorites fell in broad daylight, and flower pots fell all over the sky.

Xiao Se was also suspicious for a while, usually the curses were instantaneous, and there was no movement for so long, so it must not really be malfunctioning.

Looking at the deducted energy value, Xiao Xiao couldn't get angry, the goddamn system took things and didn't do anything, did it learn how to cheat so quickly?

"Hey, hey, hey, don't pretend to be dead, come out and explain, the good ones are invalid, how do you compensate the consumers, if you don't give me a satisfactory explanation, I will go to the consumer association to complain to you, and then the 315 party will be exposed You unscrupulous system."

Xiao Se didn't care whether the system was under the management of the Consumers Association, so he came to act first.

"Please host, don't make trouble for no reason."

Xiao Se collapsed directly, and the curse didn't work, could it be that he was making trouble for no reason?

The system's prompt immediately gave Xiao Se a shot in the arm.

"This time the curse is different. The type of curse is permanent, and the effect is produced in a chain. Naturally, it takes a lot of time. If the host dares to doubt it again, this system will give you a gift package of the same curse for free."

So it's easy to say that the curse has taken effect.

"Boss Yu, is your back sore? Are your legs hurting?" Since she couldn't see anything weird, Xiao Se had no choice but to ask shamelessly.

"Not only is my waist no longer sore, my legs don't hurt anymore, and now I don't have to struggle to go up to the fifth floor." Yu Qiang changed his frown just now.

I laughed in my heart, "The curse of bullshit, it really was an accident, everything just now must have been an accident, how can someone be so evil, say it's unlucky,

Unlucky, isn't that the possession of the god of decline? "

The more Yu Qiang thought about it, the happier he became, and his life was saved.

"I won't say it even if I'm killed." Yu Qiang shouted out in the toughest tone.

What came into Xiao Se's ears was a sharp female voice.

It sounded like being stepped on the prostate.

"Brother Xiao, did I hit too hard just now, and something went wrong with my slap, good old men, why are you talking like a bitch now?"

But the one who surprised me the most was naturally Yu Qiang.

Although he wasn't tall and burly originally, he was also an imposing man of seven feet, and his speech was full of vigor and sternness.

But now the sharp female voice was indeed coming from her own mouth.

"Hey, hello, hello" don't say it, it's sweet, it's a little bit different, and it sounds pretty good.

But no matter how nice it sounds, I am a pure man, how can I meet people when I go out from now on.

"No, this is also a curse effect." Yu Qiang suddenly realized.

"I don't have any special hobbies. Don't get sex reassignment surgery for free without other people's consent, okay?"

In order to make sure that he was not joking, Yu Qiang took the most primitive method to find out.

He stuffed his hands into his crotch, hesitated for half a second, and then almost suffocated himself to death with his head in his crotch.

Both Xiao Se and Xiao Mo heard Yu Qiang's heartbroken voice.

The last straw that broke the camel's back, Yu Qiang finally collapsed.

His great weapon, which is neither too big nor too small, is "c Gubai" with him.

Xiao Mo explained very well what it means to have no eyesight.

He stared at Yu Qiang with burning eyes.

Yimapingchuan's chest before was already swollen like two inflated balloons.

Little Mo's endless thirst for knowledge was instantly overwhelmed.

Out of nowhere, he stretched out his middle finger.

He hit Yu Qiang's chest not too lightly or too hard.

Wow, it was like a dam releasing flood for a moment, the tears couldn't stop, dripping down my cheeks.

No one can bear to use torture to extract a confession.

"Stinky rascal, shameless." He couldn't stop sobbing.

How to see how to violate the picture.

Yu Qiang pinched Lan Hua's fingers, and pushed Xiao Mo's hand away from his chest while crying, just like a bullied little girl.

The grievance is getting stronger.

Xiao Se really can't sit or walk.

The progress of the matter was completely beyond his expectation.

The heavy taste of this perverted system.

I am a gentleman.

Xiao Mo is full of energy, and Yu Qiang is madly facing each other, spitting stars flying around.

"You are a pervert, disgusting or not, and you still say no."

"What is it? I am a man, pure."

Yu Qiang didn't have time to pay attention to the falling beard, and fought back vigorously, he was almost blown away by Xiao Mo.

"What is it? Comrade, hypocrite, dead ladyboy, don't look at me like that, I don't want to fight you with a gun, a knife with a knife."

Xiao Mo aggressive

It was so compelling that I wished I could take off Yu Qiang's pants on the spot.

He is a normal person, and he would not believe that a well-behaved old man can turn into a delicate and frail little girl under the watchful eyes of everyone.

The only reasonable explanation is that the person in front of him is a pervert and a transvestite.

Do you have any shady special hobbies?

Gradually, Yu Qiang has no room to fight back.

Xiao Mo was aggressive like a cannonball.

Yu Qiang just cried, crying blindly, until the tears were all dried up in the end.

This may be what is called impotent rage.

The energy value skyrocketed crazily, breaking through 30,000 soon, and it was still going on.

"Energy value from Yu Qiang +999, +999, +999..."

Finally Yu Qiang stopped crying.

Stretching out his hand, he asked Xiao Se, "Is there any smoke?"

Xiao Se threw away half the box.

Yu Qiang just smoked non-stop.

"This time the curse took a little longer."

It turned out that Yu Qiang was waiting for the curse to expire, after all, the previous two curses were very short.

Xiao Se turned her head to one side in embarrassment, trying not to look into his eyes, "Brother Yu wants to say sorry to you, this time the effect is permanent."

A thunderbolt from the blue sky made Yu Qiang petrified on the spot, and he didn't react until his hand was burned by the cigarette butt.

"My God, what crime did you do, who did you provoke?"

After all, no one can easily accept this status quo.

"You have been a big man for so many years, you can change as you say, and you can't adapt to the posture in a while."

Xiao Se could hear clearly, there seemed to be a hint of imperceptible joy in Yu Qiang's words: "?"

Yu Qiang blushed; "Don't think wrongly. I'm talking about going to the toilet. After standing for a long time, I'm sure I'm not used to squatting down suddenly."

Xiao Se didn't have the face to listen anymore, and Yu Qiang was still talking non-stop on his own.

"Will I be anemic during those few days of each month?"

"Super thin, comfortable, breathable, or no side leaks?"

Xiao Se approached Yu Qiang slowly, took out a cigarette and lit it herself.

"Sister Yu."

Yu Qiang didn't respond.

Xiao Se patted "her" on the shoulder, and Yu Qiang realized in a daze that it was him.

"I said, don't be too pessimistic, there are always more solutions than difficulties."

"You made me like this, and it's you who think of a way. If there is no way, you will be responsible."

Xiao Se's head is getting bigger, and he is responsible for a ghost.

Yu Qiang quickly accepted Sister Yu's new title, and Xiao Se liked it very much.

"Sister Yu, from now on, you can wear black silk if you want, and black silk if you want to wear short skirts."

"Lace, leopard print, and high heels are impulsive without thinking."

Xiao Se saw that Yu Qiang was slowly falling into the trap.

"After playing for a few years, if you want to live a life, you can still find an honest man, right?"

Yu Qiang was thoughtful, and seemed to have accepted his new identity.

"I don't know that there are not all the parts. I will switch to manual mode first to explore the road."