Awaken The Strongest Curse System At The Beginning Of The Game
Chapter 40 Dead Qi
At this time, Tang Songming has completely become Xiao Se's loyal little fan.
The relationship is even better than with Tang Yao.
The small mouth is like honey, and one mouthful is called the kiss by the brother-in-law.
The sugar-coated cannonball offensive, Xiao Se is very comfortable to lick.
"Brother-in-law, I also heard that you are a well-known master of facial recognition, is there such a thing?"
Xiao Se nodded and admitted with a sense of peace of mind, after all, she has received the true biography of Uncle Wen.
"Then Wen Banxian of Yulong Temple is really brother-in-law's master?"
Xiao Se smiled mysteriously again.
"There are too many people looking for Wen Banxian to tell fortunes. I'm afraid they will be in the queue for two or three years."
"Besides, I can't afford the hexagram funds."
Xiao Se is not panicking now.
With the continuous improvement of the realm, the display of luck value has become more and more varied.
If Xiao Se was originally a magic stick, now he is truly the strongest magic stick.
There is a detailed classification of luck value.
They are: Blessing, Prosperity, Longevity, and Joy.
However, the energy value required for a rising tide also soared directly from 100 to 1000.
"Brother-in-law, I heard that the big idiot in Class 13 was able to awaken his A-level aptitude only after your guidance. Is the rumor true?"
There are many people sitting around eating together.
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has the heart. When the words come out, everyone is indignant.
"Brother, don't be silly, you, just Xiao Se's f-level aptitude, he has to find a way, so he can't use it for himself."
"You think everyone is Comrade Lei Feng."
"If S-level qualifications and A-level qualifications can be awakened casually, it would be a bad street, wouldn't it?"
"No, you are also mentally handicapped."
"What do you know?"
Xiao Tang, as if he had suffered a great humiliation, began to argue in a hurry.
"Do you know what is low-key, and what is hidden in the city?"
"My brother-in-law's realm is so high."
"Moreover."
"If you want to eat roast duck, do you have to get a chef certificate first?"
"If you want to see a doctor, you have to learn how to do surgery first?"
"If you want to plant the land, do you have to grow your own fertilizer first?"
"Then if one day I want to play football, do I still have to have 11 children?"
"Even if your mother has eight cubs, she still has to bring her back."
Tang Songming's small mouth is like a machine gun, full of firepower.
Zhuge Liang's tongue-to-mouth battle against the Confucians is probably like this.
This really pissed off these guys who look down on people with dog eyes.
before
The dinner tasted bad in an instant.
They all rolled back to the tent with air bags.
"You guy, it's interesting, how about my brother-in-law be happy, and help you do the math."
Tang Songming was very angry with Xiao Se.
"Young old man does not deceive, a hexagram is 500."
Xiao Se held out his hand, "Cash or transfer?"
"Brother-in-law, can't you? I'm your brother-in-law, dear, my sister is still sitting beside me."
"It's a pity that I supported you so much just now, you can't treat me as an outsider, you are a murderer, and the iron cock will not pull out a hair."
"Energy value +223 from Tang, Song and Ming Dynasties."
"There are rules for fortune-telling. If you don't get a fortune, you won't get a penny. If you take the money, it will be accurate."
"Don't regret it."
Xiao Se said meaningfully and looked at Tang Songming again.
"Brother-in-law, you don't need it, are you Yin-Yang?"
"Vulgar." Xiao Se only said one word.
Anyway, it's a random calculation.
"Master" in the eyes of Tang Songming, Xiao Se is like an old fairy descending to earth.
"Listen to me."
"Little Tang, you are doomed to have nothing to worry about in the first half of your life."
"Um."
"There are countless peach blossoms."
"Hey, this is good, this is good."
"From the age of 25, I can change my girlfriend every week."
"It's enough to change it once a month. I'm afraid my kidneys won't be able to take it if there are too many."
Tang Yao was also not used to these two people, the more he talked, the more outrageous he was, and he ran the train with his mouth full.
The back of the head rewarded a heavy post with big ears.
The current Xiao Se is simply an old god stick through and through.
Tang Songming is the second idiot who was limped by fools.
Tang Yao felt more than once that he was entrusted to someone else.
I really can't listen to it anymore, and if I continue to talk about it, it will be a picture that cannot be broadcast.
Out of sight, out of ear.
Tang Yao also got up and left the dinner table.
"Look, your sister is angry. She insists on fortune-telling if she has nothing to do. Even if I follow you, there will be no good fruit for me."
"Brother-in-law, you are wrong, the villain should sue first."
"Okay, I was just making you happy just now, don't take it seriously, the next thing is serious, listen up."
"If you want to do the calculations accurately, no one is cheating, 500 is a hexagram. You have called me brother-in-law for so long. I will give you privileges and keep the accounts first."
"Keep the account, then record it in my sister's account, and do the calculation every day in the future."
"You didn't intend to give it."
"Xiao Tang, tell me, what are you?"
"Brother-in-law, why are you swearing at others? Why is it so awkward when you say this?"
"What I mean is whether you want to count marriage, future, or lifespan."
When it comes to fortune-telling, Xiao Se has never played tricks.
Just like Uncle Wen, even if the Taoist robe on his body is dirty and torn, he must be in awe when divination, so that he has no distracting thoughts.
"Uh, I've been dizzy and yawning all the time recently. Look at my two big dark circles."
"Let me do the math."
Xiao Se noticed Tang Songming's big dark circles early on, but she was a little embarrassed to ask.
"I thought smoky eyes were all the rage now."
Although Xiao's cold humor was late, he arrived.
Tang Songming was speechless for a while, his cheap brother-in-law was a little too unreliable.
Do men wear makeup? Even if there is, whoever is full will have to draw two dark circles.
With two big dark circles under his eyes, his handsome face was greatly compromised.
Pretty girls can't even get "up".
Always ask him if he is false.
Their talents are empty, and the whole family is empty.
Kidney deficiency, spleen deficiency, yin deficiency, yang deficiency, deficiency everywhere in the whole body.
"Okay, don't worry, it's simple, let me figure it out."
Before changing, Xiao Se had to put on a show and draw for a long time.
It's better now, if you don't decide, ask the system.
This is probably what it means to keep the road simple and return to the basics.
Xiao Se, who doesn't put on airs, is more of an outsider.
Xiao Se performed a probing technique towards Tang, Song and Ming very naturally.
The luck value of the Tang, Song and Ming Dynasties is surprisingly high; fortune is 100, fortune is 10, longevity is 100, and happiness is 100.
From this point of view, Xiao Tang is a properly blessed general with a long life.
It's just that he is so poor, it's really hard for him, and he is destined to lose money in his life.
Xiao Se really has real talents now, which is different from ordinary charlatans who talk nonsense.
Xiao Se was about to tell Xiao Tang that he was nothing but Xu.
The system beep appeared again.
"It is detected that there is a special luck in the Tang, Song and Ming Dynasties, whether to display it."
Buy one get one free, and the 1000 energy value also gives special luck.
Display, of course, is to be displayed.
There is a line of small remarks after the luck value of Ming Dynasty in Tang and Song Dynasties, dead energy value: 32.
The brackets are from ds95.
dead? Is Xiao Tang going to die?
Impossible, obviously the life expectancy is as high as 100, how could it be possible to die for no reason?
Accident? Unexpected death?
Didn't you say that you are a lucky general and a birthday star?
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