Azathoth's different dimension chat group

Since Azathoth brought Satan and Lucifer to the hotel, the atmosphere in the hotel has obviously become much more cheerful.

In particular, Silly Que Wanlin, who had not yet awakened, looked at the room full of legendary creatures, incarnations of gods, and true gods, and kept running up to them to ask them questions.

At this moment, Satan has been forced to mortgage the sword in his hand, just to prevent the Space and Time Management Bureau and the Heavenly Dao that originally controlled him from finding him. After all, there are so many incarnations of powerful existences here, so it is better to be safe...

Bar?

He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that there was a burning gaze staring at him, as if he was being targeted by some monster!

At this moment, "Monster" Shabu was thinking in his mind whether the red dragon should be braised or steamed.

The Star Devouring Ape and the Star Core Dog were lying on top of the motionless old man. Looking at these two guys who seemed to be quite strong, they felt that the saliva in their mouths was secreting like crazy.

But it's a pity that they can't defeat Satan now, otherwise they would probably be like Sabu thinking about how to make the red dragon delicious.

Wan Lin stared at this fallen angel with black wings and asked him: "What does hell look like?"

"Is it as descriptive as those in anime, TV series and novels?"

"Is there a magma lake and magma sea full of magma? Is there a tall castle in hell? Is there..."

Facing Wan Lin's endless chatter, Lucifer simply went crazy!

Did this guy with whom I had a lot of back-and-forth fights turn out to be a talkative person?

Or is it that the guy he fought before was not him at all!

"well……"

With a slight sigh, Lucifer, who was living under someone else's roof, still answered Wan Lin's question.

…

"Okay! Morty, come on, put on this helmet, let's enter the 'chat group' created by this high-dimensional creature, and then... burp him! It's dark! Kill all the creatures inside.

!”

Rick, who was ready, was equipped with many high-tech weapons, and the USB flash drive in his hand also contained a powerful computer virus. Now he was stuffing the helmet that could enter the chat group into Morty's arms.

"Uh...Rick? What the hell are we going to do now?"

Morty, who originally thought their first adventure would be easy, was a little panicked.

"Are our first adventures going to be in that weird chat group?"

Hearing Morty's question, Rick threw a particle beam gun to him and said to Morty crazily: "Adventure? No! If we fucking want to take risks, we have to mess with this motherfucker."

Blow up the chat group! Hiccup~ Blow him up completely! Leave no one alive!”

"Don't let the guys confused by this chat group interrupt our adventure! Hiccup~"

"Hurry...hurry up! Hiccup~"

Rick put on his helmet and entered a message in the chat group——

Rick: "Hey! Bitches! I'm going to your world to kill you! Hurry up and wash your little O's! My big O's will be ready to go soon! Hiccup~"

Morty: "Rick...I feel like I still can't do it..."

Rick: "I can do it! Just insert this USB flash drive into... Uh-huh! Why can't this chat group be closed! All our plans are almost revealed!"

Rick: "Go ahead! Bitches! Wait and lick my big cock! Hahaha!"

With that said, Rick even took a temporary photo with his middle finger raised, and there was a sentence written under the photo -

"I call this 'peace'!"

System: Group member "Rick" was banned for three days by the group leader "Azathos".

Kawakami Tomie: "...this group member is really a little crazy."

Crazy Dave: "Hahaha! He's just like me! Hahaha!"

Angel: "Loneliness, loneliness, pain, this is the true portrayal of his heart..."

Jeff the Killer: "What if I become the smartest man in the universe? I'm still in endless pain!"

Lumberjack: "Yeah? I didn't expect Jeff to say such a profound truth?"

Killer Jeff: “I went to YouTube to read other people’s comments and copied them, but this comment is indeed the one that best fits Rick’s image.”

Azathoth: "No, no, no! This comment is not enough to sum up him."

Azathoth: "The smarter people are, the more they suffer pain that is difficult for ordinary people to understand, and you can't talk to others."

Azathoth: "This is the sentence that best fits Rick's true portrayal."

Whitebeard: "The more stupid people look, the happier they are?"

Crazy Dave: "Hahaha! No! I'm very happy!"

Azathoth: "@CrazyDave, a smile can never hide the pain, your wisdom is the same as Rick's."

Crazy Dave: “…”

Crazy Dave: "Sigh... Actually, I also thought about escaping from this world and ending this never-ending pain forever..."

Slit Girl: "Don't do stupid things. Death can't solve everything. I tried..."

Kawakami Tomie: "Death can often solve the most difficult things, but it cannot solve those seemingly 'easy' things. In fact, both immortality and death are a kind of pain."

Crazy Dave: "Hahaha! Then I heard about how delicious that taco was, so I kept looking for him!"

Momonga: "As expected, the more powerful or intelligent the existence, the more it wants to pursue simplicity?"

Momonga: "It's like I just want to taste the delicious food."

Killer Jeff: "Showing off! Momonga, you must be showing off!"

Momonga: "Please call me Ainz!"

Jeff the Killer: "Flying Squirrel!"

Momonga: "Ainz!"

Jeff the Killer: "Flying Squirrel!"

Momonga: "Stop warning!"

Killer Jeff: "...Brother Ainz!"

Momonga: "Well, you are so good!"

Slit Girl: "The above is a conversation between two secretly funny people."

Kawakami Tomie: "Yeah! Nothing wrong!"

Djinn: "What do you mean by funny?"

…

Thor: "Ah~ The hangover is so uncomfortable! Eh? What is this?"

Thor: "Is magic still there?"

Whitebeard: "Congratulations! We have another ninth-level member in our chat group! I'm afraid the group leader will no longer be the strongest person in the entire chat group!"

Thor: "Huh? What? What are these things! Where is my Mjolnir! I will beat the guy who cast this magic on me to death!"

Thor: "Found it! Let's all die for the great Thor! You daring elves or wizards! Ha! Look at my power of thunder!"

Cracked Girl: "..."

Slit Girl: "Why do I feel like this guy is a chuunibyou?"

Thor: "What the hell! My power of thunder is useless against this thing!"

Thor, God of Thunder: "Mad! Come out and fight me if you can!"

Momonga: "...he's crazy."

Ramen is so delicious: “What happened?”

…

In the PVZ world, Dave is leisurely sunbathing in the big wave beach world.

"Bibu, Waibibabu."

("Penny, give me a glass of water.")

"Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep."

("Go get it yourself.")

(Note: The following dialogues are all translated into languages ​​that normal humans can understand.)

After hearing Penny's words, Dave suddenly stood up from the beach chair.

"Penny! Why have you become so disobedient!"

"I have no hands!"

Penny retorted innocently.

"And you never thought of designing a pair of hands for me to serve you!"

As a car, Penny was not equipped with overly sophisticated bionic anthropomorphic mechanical equipment by Dave, which also resulted in her being completely unable to perform actions such as "pouring water".

"Ah... forget it! I'd better go and pour myself a glass of lemonade!"

After scratching his beard, Dave went to the garden on Penny's body and found a card with a strong sour lemon.

Now Dave has developed this method of converting plant seeds into cards to grow these plants repeatedly.

"Poof! Poof!"

The strong sour lemon suddenly appeared and spit out two sour bubbles.

"Bo!"

"Bah!"

The bursting bubbles corroded a large hole in the scattered fragments of ordinary seaweed on the beach. It looked like a very strong acid!

But Dave put the glass in his hand close to the straw on the head of the strong sour lemon, and stretched out his big rough hand to pat it.

"vomit!"

The little lemon tensed up, and then a stream of lemon juice that looked so sour squirted out from the straw.

After taking out the shovel and shoveling the lemon, Dave ran to Penny's car and poured some cool mineral water into the cup in his hand.

I took out the straw and stirred it, and a cool breath came out from the cup.

"Ah~ so cool!"

After drinking this glass of lemonade, Dave planned to continue going out to bask in the sun.

However, as soon as he got off Penny, he saw two people...

Morty, who saw Dave, quickly called to Rick who was squatting on the ground and didn't know what he was doing: "Uh...Rick! Get up and take a look?"

Rick, who was inspecting the corroded kelp on the ground, raised his head impatiently when Morty shouted.

"What? Morty?"

Then the three pairs of eyes looked at each other awkwardly.

After a brief silence, Rick immediately asked Morty: "Morty! Quick! Shoot the guy to death immediately!"

Morty, who was holding a laser, refused with cold sweat on his head: "I...I...I can't do it! I can't kill people!"

"If you have the ability...you...come here!"

Rick continued to collect all kinds of shells and seaweed on the ground and said to Morty without raising his head: "You must do it! Because I also collect biological specimens for research in this world!"

"Rick! Those are just ordinary shells and seaweed!"

Morty, who was hesitant to launch, shouted at Rick, who was slowly picking up the shells.

Dave, who was a little wary, squatted down and looked at Rick who was picking up shells and said: "Ubbibab? Babbiba!"

Rick, who was concentrating on picking up shells, heard what Dave said and agreed: "Oh! You're right! He doesn't know that the meaning of science is to explore the mysteries of other things."

Morty, who was stunned after hearing this, put down all the weapons in his hands and on his body, and wondered to the two people squatting on the ground talking non-stop: "Rick? What are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word?"

Rick raised his head and responded: "Oh! This guy speaks a self-made language. To be honest, he is very smart. Maybe... hiccup~ maybe we can let you go! Hahaha~"

The last paragraph was used by Rick to tease Dave. It seems that the relationship between him and Dave should have become more harmonious. At least Rick can talk to Dave normally.

"Babi bab, bab bab!"

"Hahaha! I also think that weapon should be equipped with a neutron processing device. That can very effectively extend its service life and power."

"Ruiwairou~Babibuba!"

"Oh! Yes, yes, vodka does taste better. For this reason, I plan to find the raw materials for brewing..."

"By the way, my grandson is a huge idiot. I was always afraid that he would accidentally die when he was dealing with you this time, so I had already made a clone of him." Rick said in an extremely low voice.

The voice said this sentence, but it seemed that Morty didn't hear it at all.

But what Rick didn't expect was that the modified car behind Dave unexpectedly spoke English.

"It seems that you still care about your grandson!"

"Wow! Artificial Intelligence!"

Morty, who had learned a lot from Rick, was just a little surprised when faced with a car that could speak human language, but did not lose his composure.

"Her name is Penny! She is like my daughter. The relationship between us is as harmonious as you and your grandpa."

Surprisingly, Dave actually spoke to Morty in English this time.

"Hmph! How can this little idiot live harmoniously with me?"

"Bibi Ruibi."

"I'm not telling the truth!"

Listening to the incomprehensible conversation between the two of them, Morty moved away, as if he couldn't understand the exchanges between these "smart people".