Azathoth's different dimension chat group

(Note: The following has been translated)

Dave asked Rick: "Why do you want to kill other people?"

Rick responded: "Because I don't want to join any organization. As Rick, I should be alone."

"They say you are very smart." Dave said, shirtless and leaning on Penny, "The leader of our group told me..."

"You're not stupid either. At least your IQ is much better than theirs. You killed me when you didn't talk to me directly."

"You know, there are seventy people in the universe who want to kill me every day. It's really a wise choice for you not to kill me."

Listening to Rick's slightly sarcastic words, Dave said in English: "But all of them think you are lonely and painful..."

Rick's hand picking up the shells was slightly stunned. Just when he was about to say something, Morty stepped forward and said, "How is that possible! Rick said he is the smartest person in the universe, not to mention that he is not without any

Laughed!"

"Our group leader said: 'A smile can never hide the pain'..." Dave was still speaking in English this time.

Morty was stunned for a while, not knowing what to say to refute next. It seemed that he had no words to refute.

"Hidden under your alcoholic body is a broken heart full of numbness and pain," Dave said. "The more truths you know, the less happy you become, so sometimes we really

I envy those carefree idiots..."

This time... Dave was using the language he and Rick were talking to...

Rick was silent for a long time, put the last shell in his hand into his pocket, and then stood up and said.

"I gave up..."

"What?" Morty asked Rick with great confusion, "Rick! What on earth are you thinking! One moment you want to kill them, and the next moment you give up! Can you have a precise purpose and your thoughts on me?

reply?"

Morty seemed to be angry, and his tone sounded a little angry.

But Rick didn't care about this. He simply said: "I lost! I will not insult the group owner and others anymore. This chat group is worth joining!"

"Rick?"

As if sensing Rick's inexplicable emotions, Morty silently followed Rick and left the world.

Only Dave was left standing on the beach with a smile on his face...

…

After returning to the original world, Morty looked at Rick and wondered: "Rick? Why did you give up just now? I remember you said that you would do anything to achieve your goals..."

Before Morty could finish speaking, Rick poured the shells on the laboratory and said, "But some goals are completely unnecessary to achieve."

"His intelligence is about the same as mine. It can be said that we are exactly the same type of people."

As he spoke, Rick took out a series of tools and planned to dissect these unknown shell-shaped life forms.

Morty felt a little confused and had to go back to his room to do something to calm down...

Of course you have to do your homework!

Don't get it wrong~

…

In a huge, extremely gorgeous Nordic-style palace, there was a big man with red hair and a red beard swinging around with a hammer.

The hammer of this big man wearing leather armor was still shining with electric light.

"Where?"

"Where are you! Where are you!"

Thor seemed to be very angry and had broken eleven vases, seven chairs and three marble columns.

Now he is shouting at the air around him: "Damn guy! Who dares to trick the great Thor!"

"Is it Loki?"

"It must be Loki! That damn guy Loki must have done it!"

"It must be Loki!"

As if he knew something, Thor ran out of the palace that belonged to him.

Thor disdains that "uncle" from the bottom of his heart!

(Note: In Norse mythology, Loki is Odin’s sworn brother. He has a sinister and cunning character. He often speaks rudely to the gods. He is the god of mischief and trickery and the god of fire.)

He is just a wallflower! He will befriend anyone who helps him! And he often speaks rudely to himself, the hero of the Asa Clan!

He is obviously a giant! And he even gave birth to three children with the female giant!

And all of them symbolize misfortune or are extremely dangerous!

(Note: The three descendants of Loki and the giantess are the "giant wolf" Fenrir, who killed Odin in one bite in Ragnarok; the "worldly serpent" Jörmungandr, who fought with him in Ragnarok.

Thor, the god of thunder, died together; Hela, the "goddess of death", has not been mentioned whether she survived Ragnarok.)

(Note: Oh! By the way, Thor, the god of thunder, was also born to the main god Odin and another giantess.)

It was definitely him who did it! As the god of mischief and trickery, he likes to do this kind of thing the most!

The place Thor is heading to at this moment is the residence of his nominal "uncle" - the "god of mischief and trickery" Loki!

…

Loki did not expose the fact that he killed Baldur at this time, or in other words, he did not kill Baldur at all, so he still lived in his palace.

At this moment, he was planning his next prank.

"Did you cut Odin's beard and then grow it back?"

"Or hide Thor's hammer somewhere completely unknown to him that will take him a long time to find?"

To be honest, all of Loki's initial pranks were well-intentioned, and he never harmed anyone's interests.

Just like Naruto back then.

His pranks were just to gain the attention of the gods, and he just wanted to blend in here by virtue of his identity as a giant.

but……

However, he has been ostracized by the gods, and eventually he indirectly caused the "Twilight of the Gods" that caused many gods to return to dust.

In essence, Loki and Naruto are almost the same type of people, but it's a pity that Loki is not the so-called "Chosen One".

Even though he has done many great things, he is still called the "evil god" by the gods, and even caused "Twilight of the Gods"...

"bump!"

Loki's palace was kicked open!

The person who came was none other than Thor, the God of Thunder whom he wanted to prank later.

"Ah, you're fine, Thor."

As if he had already known that Thor was coming to his palace, Loki supported his chin with one hand and the other on the table to "welcome" him.

"You're alright?"

Thor had blue veins on his head, as if he was dissatisfied with Loki's attitude.

"Tell me! How can I get rid of the trouble you have put on me!"

Looking at the translucent blue light screen that kept popping up strange messages in front of him, Thor raised his hammer and said to Loki, who was somewhat unexpected.

"What? I'm not planning to put magic on you yet!"

Loki slapped the table and his handsome face was filled with endless doubts.

"I don't remember the prank spells I cast on you recently or even earlier!"

Looking at Loki's swearing eyes, how could Thor believe it! After all, he had sworn like this more than once, only to find out later that he was the one who did it!

"Just because you don't remember it doesn't mean you didn't do it! You know, this isn't the first time!"

Thor, who had been holding his hammer, shouted at Loki.

"But I really didn't put magic on you this time!"

Loki is going crazy!

Facing this stubborn god, Loki really didn't know how to explain it.

"By the way, what's the matter with you that makes you suspect that I cast a prank magic on you! I don't see any traces of magic on you!"

Before he even started taking action, this guy came over and said that he had cast magic on him?

Thinking about it this way, it looks like this guy is just looking for trouble!

Thor angrily stretched out his other hand and pointed at the air and said: "That's it! How dare you say it's not magic!"

Loki was stunned for a while, his eyes full of confusion and confusion.

After a long time, Loki stood up and touched Thor's forehead with his hand.

"You don't have a fever?" Loki said, "Besides, gods don't suffer from mental illness..."

"I'm not sick!"

It seemed that Loki was treating him like a monkey, which made Thor even more angry!

"Obviously right in front of me..."

"Don't be unreasonable!"

Loki is not a coward, and he cannot let Thor run amok in his palace!

"If you can, go find Odin!"

"Let him see if you are really under my spell! You fat stupid pig who can't even withstand the Bifrost!"

(Note: Thor is too heavy and may collapse the Rainbow Bridge, so he is the only Æsir in Norse mythology who is not allowed and cannot cross the Rainbow Bridge.)

"you!"

Thor angrily raised the hammer in his hand and planned to kill the "future evil god" in front of him.

Looking at Thor's movements, Loki, who dared to speak rudely to the god Odin, said: "If you can, use it to kill me! You must know that I gave you Mjolnir! You

This ungrateful fool!"

(Note: Thor's hammer was won by Loki in a bet with the dwarves. It is also possible that after Loki won, he asked the dwarves to forge it specially for Thor as an apology for pranking him.)

Upon hearing Loki's words, Thor's anger instantly disappeared, because he knew that Loki, who spoke rudely at this time, would not lie, and it was possible that he had really wronged him.

"snort!"

However, Thor was still unwilling to apologize for the sake of his face, and finally left Loki's territory angrily.

"bump!"

Finally he closed the door hard.

Loki:......

Loki: Mader is retarded!

…

Thor, who returned to his palace, planned to take a closer look at what this weird "chat group" was all about!

How dare you cast such inexplicable magic on me, the God of Thunder, Thor!

Kawakami Tomie: "Group leader, I don't know much about some contents of Nordic mythology. What is the 'Twilight of the Gods' caused by Loki? Can you explain it in detail?"

Thor: "What? What the hell is Ragnarok? Mader, even if Loki fell in love with a bull, it wouldn't be possible!"

System: Group member "Thor" was banned for one minute by the administrator "Flying Squirrel".

Momonga: "Ahem! Please don't use those wolfish words to the new group members. There are still some underage children in our group members."

The ramen is so delicious: "A minor child who is performing a D-level mission came to report!"

Jeff the Killer: "Who's too small? Believe it or not, the one I took out is bigger than you!"

Flying Squirrel: "..."

Djinn: "...I would like to ask if a skeleton has that kind of thing? By the way, I just finished watching Momonga's anime, and I really don't know some of the settings in it."

Split Girl: "Here we come! An honest man has appeared among us!"

Whitebeard: "It's rare!"

Djinn: "???"

Trembling Tornado: "Scarce resources."

Kawakami Tomie: "Same as you."

Trembling Tornado: "..."

Overlord of the Universe: “It’s not your fault that you’re ‘mediocre’, it’s the world’s fault!”

Tom: "It's the whole world's fault!"

Jerry: "Let us rule mankind!"

Angel: "Ula!"

Azathoth: "Hey, hey, hey! Won't I send you some anime? Why are they all so average!"

Azathoth: "Also! John, what is going on with you?!"

Angel: "Ahem! I'm sorry, Mr. Hemokbo brought me a homeless old man as a companion, saying it was to relieve my loneliness."

Azathoth: "Actually, I think he probably has a cold..."

Lumberjack: "Have you caught a cold?"

Lumberjack: "White plus black?"

Lumberjack: "Suddenly I'm very scared when I think about it..."

Slit Girl: "Why can't I understand?"

Lumberjack: "What I mean is, there is a name for cold medicine...it's called Baijiahei!"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone: "Careful...it's scary to think about it carefully..."

Angel: "...Group leader, let's stop making such jokes! I feel like the way Hemokebo next to me looks at me is wrong! To be honest, I'm a little panicked!"

Kawakami Tomie: "By the way, aren't we talking about the mythical 'Twilight of the Gods' again? Why are we talking about this kind of place again?"