Azathoth's different dimension chat group

Killer Jeff: "Hey, why are you all silent? Since you are a new group member, you should introduce yourselves!"

Killer Jeff: "Ah! No! Others are still resting now, so you can wait until everyone is online before introducing you! I will introduce myself to you alone. Our group leader did not give my information to

It would be more troublesome to announce it and explain it.”

Jeff the Killer: "Hehehehe~ My name is Jeff. You can also call me 'Jeff the Killer'. Anyway, you can call this thing whatever you want..."

Anyway, after Jeff talked "Bala, bala" for a long time, the new group members finally understood Jeff's true identity. At the same time, they also kept communicating with Jeff as if they had found the same kind.

Five Rabbits: "We are both horror legends, why is your character so perverted?"

Jeff the Killer: "A guy who was killed and then resurrected has no right to speak against me."

Five Rabbits: "How do you know! I haven't told you about this yet!"

Jeff the Killer: "Ha! Do you think I haven't heard that forbidden song? Rabbit Man often recommends to me 'Ten Rabbits', a forbidden song adapted from a nursery rhyme!"

Ship Spirit: "Ten rabbits? Nursery rhyme?"

Pinocchio: "Never heard of it."

Killer Jeff: "Isn't this nonsense you are talking about! We are not all members of the same world system! If you have heard of it, you will be a ghost!"

Slit Girl: "New group member?"

Ship Spirit: "Who are you?"

Slit Girl: "Jeff and I both joined this group together, so we can be considered your seniors."

Five Rabbits: "Senior..."

Five Rabbits: "If that's the case, then what kind of group member are you?"

Kawakami Tomie: "I saw this message just after I opened the chat interface. It seems that this group member is a bit anti-customer, right?"

Whitebeard: "I couldn't wait to open the chat group as soon as I returned to the original world. Unexpectedly, three new members were added to the group. This group is getting stronger and stronger! Ku la la la~"

Thor, God of Thunder: "New members? I, God of Thunder, Thor, will protect you!"

Djinn: "Do you want to make a wish for the new group members? I can help you realize your wishes!"

Momonga: "Don't worry about the two guys above, they are just undecent combatants. Let's introduce one of the new group members first!"

Djinn: "The administrator is amazing! We are all mages, can we not do such harm?"

Thor: "Well...I am actually a warrior..."

Azathoth: "A mage who is not a warrior is not a good mage. What is a staff? Just pick up the ax and chop at the opponent! Only those cowardly warriors can use magic!"

Thor: "..."

Flying Squirrel: "..."

Djinn: "Well...I am actually a pure mage..."

Azathoth: "That's right, so you will be harmed by Momonga."

Djinn: "..."

Momonga: "Group leader, please call me Ainz."

Azathoth: "Do you have any objections? (World-Destroying Magic Warning~)"

Momonga: "...No...No!"

Everyone: "..." (I really want to complain, but I am afraid of being destroyed by the group leader.)

Pinocchio: "Sir, group leader... I want to ask you a question..."

Azathoth: "What?"

Crazy Dave: "Ho ho ho! If you have any questions, just ask us! Don't bother the group leader with every little thing! Rick and I are very smart~ There is nothing in this universe that we can't solve together.

Something~"

Ship Spirit: "Hey, hey, hey! Don't speak too arrogantly! If you are so arrogant, you will be bombarded by pirates in the Atlantic Ocean! They might even cut out your tongue!"

Morty: "Eh! That sounds so cruel!"

Trembling Tatsumaki: "I think they are exaggerating, right?"

Ship Spirit: "No, it's true."

Ship Spirit: "Pirates may eat their opponent's crew when there is no food. This is a very common situation in our rough seas."

Lumberjack: "Pirates can eat people? I always thought it was describing their greed, but I didn't expect it to be a fact?!"

Azathoth: "Is everyone online now? Those who are not online should give a shout!"

The ramen is so delicious: "Squeak! I'm going to carry out the mission about Zabuza tomorrow. I have to have a good rest today. I must save Haku and Zabuza by then!"

Universe Overlord: "For Naruto now, this kind of thing should be easily solved - as long as nothing unexpected happens..."

Azathoth: "Come on! If something unexpected happens, just use the 'mutual help' function in the chat group!"

Angel: "If something unexpected happens, I will lend you my power."

Kawakami Tomie: "I can also lend you my abilities!"

Azathoth: "Don't be brave, your world has changed. If anything happens, you must use this function that can draw on the power of other group members!"

Thor, God of Thunder: "Thor, God of Thunder, will always bless you behind you! Go with peace of mind!"

Momonga: "If you need life-saving tools, I will send them to you now..."

The ramen is so delicious: "Thank you everyone, but I want to rely on my own strength. Regardless of the weapons issued by the big fox or the group leader, I will never use them unless absolutely necessary - because these are not my own,

I need some growth within myself, otherwise I won’t be able to control the external forces I have!”

Azathoth: "Hey, this doesn't sound like what Naruto would say at all! What's wrong?"

The ramen is so delicious: "It's okay, I just listened to what the big fox said..."

Pinocchio: "Um...group leader, you seem to have forgotten us..."

Ship Spirit: "Hey~ being ignored~"

Five Rabbits: "It feels like we are outsiders who have not integrated into this group."

Jeff the Killer: "Don't say that! At least we are the same kind of people! Hahaha!"

Tom and Jerry: "..." We are the ignored members!

…

In Wan Lin's small hotel, there are now only this group of powerful creatures or gods whose average strength can easily explode. Zhao Lin and Brigitte Lin had already left the hotel early yesterday because of some things. It is said that

Because some monks compete or something.

Anyway, Wan Lin wasn't very interested and didn't bother to join in the fun. Of course, the main reason was actually because he was afraid that Satan and the uncle would join forces to escape from this hotel, which was completely controlled by the now extremely powerful system.

Of course, he was actually overly worried, because with Satan's cunning level, he would not be so stupid as to forcefully kill the system or him regardless of the "karma of the transaction" between him and the system.

"Transaction causation" is similar to "monetary causation", except that the latter focuses more on "equal exchange", while the former focuses more on "equal transaction".

Once entangled in "transaction causation", it is equivalent to owing the system a favor, or signing a neutrality treaty with the system that everyone must abide by. If Satan violates any of the provisions within the term of the treaty,

, then Satan will suffer the corresponding retribution brought about by "karma".

It can be as simple as scrapping all your strength and becoming a useless person who can't do anything.

At worst, they endure eternal torture, and the pain of being tormented by countless ubiquitous world laws can end only when the true soul is recovered by the original world system and recycled and used again and again.

He is not a devil, Satan is just a very "simple" devil. For a devil who is proficient in gambling and trading, and the best of them can deceive the world's laws, being a devil is still too much.

"Simple".

"Oh~ I'm not bored to death!"

Azatos, who walked in from the hotel door, said to Wan Lin who was lying on the counter.

"I thought you would die of boredom! I have already thought about how to collect your body, but it's a pity that you are still alive and well."

Not paying attention to Azathoth's teasing, Wan Lin lay on the table and complained to Azathoth in his heart together with the system: "You are the God of Creation. You can tease me as much as you like. Anyway, I am just an ordinary person with a system.

, there’s nothing I can do if you want to tease me.”

"Host, you are really self-aware."

The system occasionally praised Wan Lin.

"That's right!" Wan Lin said proudly, "I am very self-aware! Otherwise, how could I survive under the watchful eyes of so many big men without being affected by the battle?"

But the system continued to complain: "It's a pity that I don't have self-awareness about my IQ."

Wan Lin: "..." Has your system become bloated? I am your host!

"You really have a low IQ," Azathoth, who knew everything, complained, "otherwise, how could you silently complain about me in front of my eyes?"

Wan Lin: "..."

No longer paying attention to the lost Wan Lin, Azatos and his family sat on the sofa, doing their own things as usual.

Naiya has been reading newspapers, and he always reads news about humans mocking humans, or about humans calling on all humans not to kill animals or cut down forests. Occasionally, he also reads news about people with superb deception skills.

Sabu has been eating.

Yuge has been sitting on the sofa playing games with a computer in his arms.

Azathoth...

"You want to destroy that village?"

In the chat group, Azathoth asked Pinocchio in a puzzled tone.

Pinocchio: "Yes!"

Very firm tone.

But others reminded -

Overlord of the Universe: "Don't talk about this in the group, we will chat privately later."

Trembling Tatsumaki: "I'll avoid it."

Angel: "I don't want to talk about it either."

The ramen is so delicious: “Maybe the people in that village are too much?”

The positions of these group members do not allow them to participate in this conversation, and some of the other neutral and evil group members are too lazy or do not want to talk to them about this.

Pinocchio: "They...killed my father, so I want revenge!"

Azathoth: "Oh, this situation can be discussed openly. Revenge does not count as violating the rules of the group."

Lumberjack: "What?! These people are too hateful!"

Ramen is so delicious: “Why is this so!”

Kawakami Tomie: "Group leader, how about we go and avenge this group member..."

Pinocchio: "No! I'm going to kill those guys myself!"

Kawakami Tomie: "But revenge is not that easy..."

Whitebeard: "We must respect him. This is his own business. We cannot directly interfere in other people's private affairs."

Five Rabbits: "Revenge? I also have experience when it comes to revenge. How about I teach you how to take revenge?"

Ship Spirit: "Ugh... Human thinking is really strange. People still have to point fingers for revenge. It's really not troublesome."

Momonga: "I need to remind you that most of our group are not humans."

Slit-Kou Girl: "Or it should be said that most human beings are not serious human beings."

Ship Spirit: "..."

Djinn: "How about...please ask our all-knowing and all-powerful group leader for some advice?"

Thor: "What idea! Just kill them all with lightning!"

Crazy Dave: "No, no, no! That's wrong! Let's listen to the group leader! After all, as an evil god, the group leader definitely has more ways to torture others than we do, at least I can't think of any way, hahaha...

…”

Azathoth: "Now that I have said that, let me give you a suggestion!"

Azathoth: "Have you heard the story called 'The Wolf Cried'..."