Azathoth's different dimension chat group

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A long time ago, there was a little boy who was herding sheep in the mountains. He occupied the best position in the entire town and could see if there was any danger coming around him at any time.

His ancestors have been herding sheep and raising alarms for generations, and no one has ever chosen to give up their current job and go play in the city because the work was boring - because they have always protected the safety of the entire town.

But this little boy's parents passed away a long time ago, so he took over this task from them in advance and has been guarding the safety of the town.

But after all, he was young and frivolous, and he couldn't bear to herd sheep on this vast prairie all year round, staring at the forest in the distance that had not seen danger for a long time.

So he suddenly came up with a good way to attract others' attention - go to the town and trick them into saying that a big bad wolf is coming! This way he can see their panic!

Pinocchio: "Wait! Leader! My nose will grow longer if I tell lies! I can't deceive them at all!"

Azathoth: "Wait a minute, let's talk about this issue after I finish telling the story."

So he immediately ran to the town and shouted to the sleepy people: "Everyone, come here quickly! The wolf is coming! The ferocious big bad wolf ran out of that forest!"

When everyone heard this, they didn't care to distinguish whether his words were true or false. They all picked up weapons and torches and ran to the grassland in a swarm, intending to scare away the "big bad wolf" together.

As you can imagine, there is no "big bad wolf" on the grassland at all. The sheep wearing white coats are still eating the delicious green grass carefree on the grassland, and the little boy is also smiling in front of everyone.

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No matter how stupid they were, they could understand that this little liar was deceiving them, but due to his status as a guard and the fact that he was just a young boy who didn't understand anything, they didn't care too much.

It was just a few slightly grumpy people scolding the little boy.

Obviously, this group of people indulged the little boy for some reason, which only made him more unscrupulous.

So on the next day, the little boy once again deceived everyone and once again lied that a ferocious "wolf" came out of the depths of the forest, and everyone ran over again in an attempt to drive away the "wolf" that did not actually exist.

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The result was naturally as expected. The leisurely flock of sheep and the laughing little boy once again proved that their trip was in vain. This was just the second joke of the naughty man.

After this experience, no one was willing to believe this little boy's words anymore, which also laid the groundwork for the next tragedy...

On this day, the little boy was watching the forest on the hillside as usual, but after experiencing the scolding and insults from the residents last time, he had lost interest in joking.

——In addition to attracting attention, no one would do anything that would make people reviled.

As a guard, the little boy does not need or need to attract other people's attention. Anyway, he will only be guarding here alone from now on. Instead of attracting other people's attention, it is better to get used to the loneliness of guarding earlier.

——This is also an important principle given to him by his deceased parents.

Although he said this, as a child, what he longs for most is to be noticed and valued by others, so he performed the two "good plays" before.

Just when the little boy was stunned, his eyes caught a glimpse of gray hair. He stood up suddenly and drove the sheep back to the farm on the top of the mountain. His eyes were always staring at the pair of green eyes of the beast in the forest.

"Wolf is coming!"

He ran to the town again and shouted to the sleeping people.

But no one paid attention to him. Instead, the group of people suddenly got angry, tied up the little boy, and threw him into a dry ancient well, hoping that this short period of imprisonment would teach him a lesson.

only……

They completely ignored the blood stains in the alley not far away... and the pair of eyes with faint green light...

When the little boy broke free from the rope and climbed out of the deep ancient well, what he saw was blood on the ground, wolf paw prints and corpses all over the town.

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Kawakami Tomie: "So..."

Kawakami Tomie: "Group leader! Does this story that seems to have been magically changed by you have anything to do with the revenge of the new group members?"

Jeff the Killer: "Same question."

Overlord of the Universe: "Is it possible that the new group members are being asked to imitate that little boy?"

Tomie Kawakami: "Isn't this okay? I remember in the fairy tale, Pinocchio's nose grows longer whenever he lies?"

Momonga: "We really can't understand the group leader's thoughts..."

Five Rabbits: "Is this the thinking mode of this group leader? It's really strange!"

Ship Spirit: "It's more unpredictable than the way pirates think. The leader of this strange group is really weird! It's even weirder than that weird place in Bermuda!"

Azathoth: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, it seems that according to your thinking, you are still far away from going to places beyond the universe! If it were those world managers, they might have already known what to do!

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Trembling Tatsumaki: "Group leader! By the way, when are we going to go to that 'space-time fortress' or someplace like that?"

Kawakami Tomie: "That's right! Group leader! We have already given up the red envelopes! When will you take us to that place to play~ I can let you do anything~"

Azatos: "Don't use your own abilities on me. I won't do this. Besides, your charm ability is useless in the chat group. In other words, you are not a serious Tomie at all. You are a person with some abilities."

Tomie of compassion and empathy.”

Tomie Kawakami: "Do you have empathy? Why do I feel like I didn't have it before? Could it be that I was influenced by this chat group?"

Kawakami Tomie: "That's not right! Group leader, please don't change the topic!"

Split Girl: "The topic has gone too far. I think you should shut up, Fujiang! Let the group leader finish first!"

Tomie Kawakami: "...Why do I think you don't take the initiative to confront the group leader?"

Jeff the Killer: "I don't know, but after that mission, I always feel that I have an inexplicable awe for the group leader."

Momonga: "Same feeling."

Thor: "It's the same. This is really incredible! We have the same strength, but I don't know why I feel that there is an inexplicable sense of terror in the group leader - I felt it from the beginning of that mission, and I feel the same way."

I was frightened by the group leader!”

Whitebeard: "That kind of fear... I have never experienced it in my life... I have never experienced that kind of extremely frightening terror in the Grand Channel or other places... Even the one that suddenly appeared during the mission

This guy never made me feel that kind of fear..."

Deng Shen: "I also feel... the group leader at that time was like... like..."

Momonga: "I think it's scary...and extremely crazy..."

Azathoth: "Okay, okay, let me explain my suggestions first!"

Five Rabbits: “???”

Five Rabbits: "What's going on?"

Wutu: "I always feel that the leader of this group is hiding something..."

Ship Spirit: "Same feeling!"

Pinocchio: "Indeed!"

Jerry: "That's normal."

Tom: "We're all used to it."

Lumberjack: "Yeah!"

Angel: "It's indeed quite normal."

Three new group members: "..." What on earth is going on with these guys? Don't they think there is anything strange about such a questionable thing?!

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Everyone knows the fairy tale "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", and most people think it is just a short fable to educate people not to deceive others, and it does not have any profound meaning.

But what if you add “conspiracy theory”?

Because the little boy was ostracized by everyone, he directed and performed such a clever trick to get rid of everyone.

This clever plan will not only realize the little boy's idea of ​​revenge, but also allow the big bad wolf to fill his stomach so that he does not attack the sheep, and it will also prevent the surviving people from going to the big cities to accuse the little boy later.

"Crime", this plan can be described as a brilliant plan that kills three birds with one stone!

Why does the little boy tell everyone that "the wolf is coming" instead of the more ferocious tiger or grizzly bear?

Because wolves are social animals, their species needs much more food than solitary tigers or grizzly bears. Moreover, the little shepherd boy must often interact with wolves and must be able to understand the life patterns of wolves and when they will

Come out of the forest to look for food.

In fact, the two times the little boy said "The wolf is coming" were true, but he always picked the right time to call everyone to drive away the wolves before they came to look for food.

The wolf's sense of hearing is very well developed, so it can avoid everyone's sight and return to the forest to wait for an ambush before everyone arrives, thus making everyone believe that "this little bastard is deceiving them."

When they relaxed their vigilance, the little boy pretended to be panicked and reminded them when the wolves were about to look for food again. In fact, he had already locked up his sheep in a place where the wolves could not prey.

Wolves that cannot eat sheep can only fall back and look for other prey.

And in that small town, the only prey is the people who live here and there all day long, living a life of "eating, sleeping, sleeping and eating" - human beings!

So - all of this is a plot carefully designed by the little boy. All of this is in the little boy's plan, and he is carrying out this revenge plan in an orderly manner!

Lumberjack: "!!!"

Lumberjack: "I suddenly felt that my childhood was ruined! I didn't expect that a fable could be related to a 'conspiracy theory'!"

Universe Overlord: "After all, the group leader is also an evil god! It's understandable if you have this kind of thinking..."

Azathoth: "Hey, who says evil gods must be evil?"

Momonga: "Yes!"

Azathoth: "You, a guy with a justice value of minus 500, have no right to speak. Besides, I am actually an absolutely neutral god."

Flying Squirrel: "..."

Thor: "I am also neutral, I only protect my Asgard!"

Djinn God: "Am I the only one who is more righteous among the ninth-level gods?"

Morty: "Do 'gods' also have evil and righteous qualities? I always thought that gods were a group of guys who had an indifferent attitude towards human beings."

Azathoth: "We will discuss this issue later. Now let's talk about Pinocchio's revenge plan."

Pinocchio: "...I feel like this group is really not serious."

Ship Spirit: "Same feeling."

Five Rabbits: “I want to withdraw from the group.”

Azathoth: "Sorry, this chat group does not support leaving the group for the time being. If you want to leave the group, you can try to commit suicide, but there is a high probability that you will still be bound to the chat group in the next life."

All group members: "..." Damn! This is the first time I heard the group leader talk about this kind of thing! So after joining the group, we can't leave the group at all?! Isn't this a lie?

Azatos: "Stop sending messages, and stop complaining. I will plan this plan now. As for whether it will be realized or not, it depends on Pinocchio's own decision!"