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Azathoth: "Back then, he and I were actually somewhat related..."

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In a park, there were two families playing with their children in the park.

Although one family was having fun playing with their children, if you observed carefully at the time, you could find that the parents of this family were relatively far away from their children, always keeping a distance of more than one meter.

The children and parents of this family seem to be able to avoid each other. This scene is particularly strange.

Another family seemed to have discovered this situation, so they first let their children go to the other side to play with other children, while they themselves went up to talk to the family.

"Hi! Hello! I live in XX community. Are you..."

The strange parents saw someone coming to talk to them, so they asked their children to play in a remote and uninhabited corner of the park.

After taking away the children, the parents of this family greeted them: "What a coincidence, we are also residents of XX community!"

"Are you residents here too?"

Another family member said in surprise.

"Since we are all residents of the same community, let's introduce each other!"

"Let's go first!"

The mistress of that house spoke first.

"My name is Qin Lian. I am twenty-nine years old and a full-time housewife. This is my husband."

After saying that, Qin Lian lay on her husband's chest to show her affection.

"My name is Chen Zheng..."

Hearing the name, the man of the family suddenly said: "Cousin?"

Chen Zheng's eyes opened wide. He didn't expect to see his cousin here.

"Chen Xiao, is that you?"

Hearing the other party say his name, Chen Xiao hugged him excitedly.

"Oh! Hahaha! I didn't expect to meet you here! Cousin!"

"I didn't expect to meet you here! Cousin! It's been so long! I almost don't recognize you!"

Looking at the two cousins ​​hugging each other tightly, Qin Lian also recognized the hostess next to her who looked like a student.

"Ah! You must be a fairy! We haven't seen each other for so many years, and you still haven't grown taller! Hahaha!"

Qin Lian showed a bold smile as she spoke, completely different from the clinging look she had in Chen Zheng's arms when they just met.

Zhao Xianling pouted unconvinced and said to Qin Lian: "Okay, okay! You are the only one who is tall! You have been bullying me since you were a child, and now that you have grown up, you still despise my height.

!”

Zhao Xianling also recognized this good best friend (who used to be) who was fifteen centimeters taller than her.

"But..." Zhao Xianling made a "funny face" and taunted Qin Lian wildly: "Looking at you now, your children must have never had enough to eat when they were young!"

Qin Lian smiled contemptuously and said: "How is this possible? Although I have run away from home now, my husband is quite profitable now. How can I starve my children?"

Zhao Xianling also gave Qin Lian a contemptuous smile and said, "I'm not going to say this again..."

Qin Lian was a little confused. She didn't know what Zhao Xianling meant.

"Then what do you mean..."

As she said this, she seemed to suddenly realize something. She lowered her head and looked down, and she effortlessly saw the instep of her feet.

Then she quickly walked behind Zhao Xianling, followed her previous actions and looked at Zhao Xianling's feet.

But this time, not to mention the instep, not even the toes, not even the small floor tiles around Zhao Xianling's feet could be seen.

"Now you understand!"

Zhao Xianling spoke very proudly to Qin Lian, who looked frustrated and lost.

Qin Lian made a gesture of bending forward in frustration, and muttered: "Impossible! This is absolutely impossible. How could she become so big? She was not that big when we met before..."

Then, after Chen Zheng and his cousin got married, he saw his wife doing a "frustrated forward bend".

"Well……"

"Honey, what's wrong with you?"

At this time, Chen Xiao also saw his arrogant wife, and said a few words to Chen Zheng as if she knew something.

Chen Zheng immediately understood why his wife was bent forward in such frustration, so he quickly comforted her and said: "It's okay, isn't it just that Yue Xiong is not as big as others? I don't mind it!"

Qin Lian was furious when she heard it: "Who said I was envious! Who said I was jealous! I'm not envious!"

"Hey! Did I say such a thing?" Chen Zheng hurriedly clarified that he had not said such a thing.

"My cousin's business ability is indeed quite good, but his emotional intelligence is too low!" Chen Xiao complained.

"Yes! I don't even know how your cousin managed to marry the eldest lady of the Qin family with such emotional intelligence!" Zhao Xianling also echoed her husband's words.

Chen Xiao thought about Qin Lian's character in the past and thought of his cousin's character, so he said speechlessly: "Maybe the two of them are actually not married. I think they have always regarded each other as

As brothers, my cousin treated her to a hot pot meal, and then the two of them got together."

Zhao Xianling recalled how Qin Lian looked when she was playing with her, and suddenly felt that this reason was quite reasonable.

"I feel that this reason is greater than the probability that the two of them will fall in love for a long time."

Qin Lian heard the conversation between Chen Xiao and Zhao Xianling, and immediately felt that she had been belittled, so she explained: "Who said I was bought by my husband over a hot pot meal! How is that possible? Is it possible that our love is just worth it?

A hot pot meal?”

Chen Zheng was a little touched when he heard that his wife actually said such words.

"Oh? How many hot pot meals did he have? Did you trick him into getting it?" Zhao Xianling asked after hearing what Qin Lian said.

"Hmph!" Qin Lian put on a proud look, raised five fingers to Chen Xiao and his wife, and said: "Of course five times of hot pot, seven times of barbecue, and ten times of street food!"

The little emotion that Chen Zheng had just felt suddenly disappeared without a trace.

…

Watching the parents chatting over there, Azathoth, a child, was playing with sand sculptures alone on the beach in the park.

But not long after, a very cute little boy came next to him. He looked at Azatos who was building a sand sculpture and said, "Wow! You did a good job with this sand sculpture!"

Hearing other people's voices, Azatos turned his head in fright and saw little Chen Yu less than two meters away from him.

"Eh!!!"

"When did you come?"

"Also! Who are you? What are you doing here?"

Facing Azathoth's question, Chen Yu pointed to their parents: "Well, our parents seem to have a very good relationship! And I just heard there that there seems to be some blood relationship between us. I

I just want to play with you."

Then Chen Yu, who was familiar with him, slowly approached Azathoth and planned to play with him.

"Wait! Don't come close to me, or you will..."

Chen Yu Azathoth was simply shy. Being familiar with him, he ignored Azathoth's obstruction and walked directly towards Azathoth.

"Don't be shy! We are somewhat related after all! At worst, I will treat you as a friend from now on!"

"but……"

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"What? You said your current child is not your biological child?" Chen Zheng said in great surprise.

Chen Xiao covered his forehead and said helplessly: "Of course, otherwise, why do you think we would give him a strange name called 'Azathos'?"

"Maybe he is the child of a refugee who fled to our country! When we picked him up, there was a note on him that said "It's Azathoth", so we took Azathoth as him.

name."

"That's it..." Chen Zheng pinched his chin and said, "But I haven't heard that there is a war in the country nearby?"

Qin Lian was suddenly shocked at this time: "What? You can be so big without giving birth! Could it be that my little Yuyu sucked my Yuexiong down?!"

"Uh...this is impossible!" As a husband, Chen Zheng felt that his wife's brain circuit was abnormal.

Just when Zhao Xianling was about to complain, a scream broke the happy atmosphere of the parents.

"Ah! What's wrong with you! What on earth are you going to do!"

"Stop! Stop!"

"Cough...cough...stop..."

Chen Xiao and Zhao Xianling were startled, and then they listened carefully. It seemed to be the voice of their own children!

"Xiao Sa! What's wrong with you!"

With that said, they rushed to where Azathoth was playing to see what was going on.

"Eh? Where is our Xiaoyu?" Qin Lian was a little panicked. She looked at the slide where Chen Yu often played, but she didn't see her child.

At this time, Chen Zheng saw a very familiar bunch of stupid hair, so he took his wife and pointed at the stupid hair and said: "Honey, our child is here!"

Not long after, when four people and two pairs of fathers arrived at the beach, they saw an incredible scene. They were so shocked that they were speechless and completely stunned!

Chen Yu, who was still a child, actually pushed Azathoth to the ground. I don't know what he was doing, but from the action, it seemed that he was squeezing Azathoth's neck?

"WTF?!!!"

(@[]@!!)∑(??д??llll)

Σ(°Д°;!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ

This is their expression now.

Chen Xiao reacted in advance, so regardless of his child's strange ability, he ran over as quickly as possible and pulled away the crazy Chen Yu.

Maybe it was because of the relatively fast speed, but Chen Xiao was not greatly affected, but his head was a little dizzy.

After leaving Azatos, Chen Yu suddenly became normal. He looked at the adults around him and said with a cute face: "What are you doing? Why are you always hanging around me?"

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"Xiaoyu, don't you remember what happened just now?" Chen Zheng asked Chen Yu with a worried expression.

"I just remembered that I was going to play with that little brother, but when I got close to him, I seemed to see a foreign little brother with wings, blond hair and blue eyes, holding a bow and shooting me and the little brother respectively.

One arrow, and then I don't know what happened after that." Chen Yu looked at his parents with an innocent face, and his expression didn't look like he was talking nonsense.

But after something like this happened, it was hard for them to stay here any longer.

So they said hello to Azathoth's parents and left.

Azathoth's parents didn't stop them either.

Because they know that this matter is probably a good thing caused by their child's strange ability.

Otherwise, it would be impossible for such a young child to do such a thing!

So they left the park with full of doubts and Azathoth who had a childhood shadow.

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After they left, there was a blond foreigner in the clouds on the horizon. He had a pair of wings on his back for no reason, and he looked like an angel in Western mythology.

At this moment, Cupid was feeling annoyed: "Ahhhh! What are those two little brats getting in the way of? I was about to complete my performance with great difficulty, but they pulled and pulled to stop me from cumming on the couple behind them.

'Arrow of Love'!"

"Fortunately, I pulled out those two arrows before they fully released their effects, otherwise the bonus would have been deducted again!"

"This year's performance can't be accomplished again! The year-end bonus can't be obtained again! 嘤嘤嘤QAQ!"

"But..." Cupid thought of a question, "Why is it that the 'arrow of love' that makes two people who are hit by the arrow at the same time fall in love suddenly becomes an 'arrow of love' when it is shot on these two children?"

What's the effect of 'Arrow of Hate'?"

"I really don't understand..."

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Azathoth: "This is the shadow of my human childhood."

Everyone: "...Group leader, you just followed the story! You just want to become a loli and make us happy!"