Azathoth's different dimension chat group

Overlord of the Universe: "Well, since there's nothing more to say, I'll log off as soon as possible! I'll reach Earth in two or three days, and I'll have a fight with that 'strongest man' right away.

, I feel so excited!”

Trembling Tatsumaki: "How about I come to pick you up on Earth then! A spaceship as big as yours will definitely be discovered by the Heroes Association."

Azathoth: "Hey! It seems that the plot is going to be advanced!"

Lumberjack: "Now it seems like this."

Lumberjack: "But I really envy you! Not only can you travel to other worlds at public expense, but you also don't have to worry about your own funding."

Lumberjack: "It's pitiful that I still have to work hard for Boss Li..."

The ramen is so delicious: "As a student, I don't feel very good! I have to practice the Three Body Technique constantly to graduate, but fortunately, I am also affected by the plot..."

Jeff the Killer: "Fortunately, I don't have to go to school a long time ago, otherwise I would be driven crazy in school sooner or later... Oh! No! I'm already crazy now."

Whitebeard: "Ku la la la~ My sons are about to welcome a new crew member again. I wonder if he will become my son? What do you think?"

Kawakami Tomie: "I suggest you, Mr. Whitebeard, be more cautious. Don't let others treat you as your son when you are so senior. They will be scared to death."

Whitebeard: "Ku la la la~ This is my white beard!"

…

"Ahhh! I just remembered that I have to take the graduation exam tomorrow! I still don't know how to use the Three Body Technique!" Naruto looked at the message that had just been sent with some collapse.

Seeing that Naruto was so broken, Tomie said, "Would you like me to give you some of my 'Tomie cells'? That way you can use the clone and transformation techniques perfectly!"

"Although the substitute technique may be a little difficult, at least you can complete the first two first!"

When Naruto heard this, he was immediately startled and quickly rejected Tomie's "kindness".

"No... no need! I accept Sister Fu**'s wishes, but I really don't dare to transplant Fu Jiang cells into myself."

The slit woman looked at Tomie and Naruto. As an urban legend, although she didn't know what was so good about the thing called "Tomie Cells", she was still very curious.

"What's so good about this Tomie cell?" the cracked woman asked Tomie in confusion.

Jeff next to him was also listening. He also wanted to know what "Fujiang cells" were. He wanted to know but couldn't bear to ask in person. This was really arrogant!

Now Azathoth returned to the room to choose women's clothing. He felt that wearing such women's clothing was a bit too exaggerated in this world where strength is the big brother.

So now the only person who can explain Fujiang cells is Fujiang himself.

"I originally wanted the group leader to explain it to me, but now it seems I can only explain it myself!" Kawakami Tomie felt very overwhelmed.

Although it is your own cells, it is not that difficult to explain. After all, the person you least understand is yourself.

"Although it seems very troublesome, let me organize the language." Tomi Jiang waved to them to sit down first, and slowly explained to them after he had figured it out clearly.

Anyway, Naruto probably knew what Tomie's cells were capable of, so he ran to the Uchiha mansion obediently, intending to investigate the origins of Sasuke and Sakura.

So he said hello to everyone and ran to the Uchiha Mansion to continue training. This time Naruto must break the practice water polo with chakra first.

In this case, when you officially start learning Rasengan, it will be a little easier than in the original work. It may not take more than a month as mentioned in the original work, but only two weeks or even a week to learn!

Sasuke and Sakura looked at Naruto who came so early today, and couldn't help but asked in surprise: "You come so early! Doesn't this seem like your character?"

"Come on, come on! Let's go to a more secluded place to talk about something..." Naruto said, pushing the two of them into a seemingly secluded room in the Uchiha mansion.

Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura: "...What are you doing?"

Uzumaki Naruto (very quietly): "Shh... don't speak so loudly, I have something to talk to you about..."

…

"Tomie! Slit Girl! Please come over and help me!" A big furry head poked out from the room, "My hair is a little too long. Please come over and help me tie it up!"

After talking about the characteristics of "Tomie cells", Tomie and Slit Girl are now helping Jeff put on makeup. The reason is: "As a cute boy, wouldn't it be a pity if he doesn't wear makeup, don't wear women's clothes or anything like that?"

Jeff initially sneered at this theory, but they promised Jeff that as long as Jeff would wear this women's clothing, they would buy him a lot of his favorite chocolates.

As a chocolate lover, Jeff naturally couldn't refuse this kind of py deal, so he reluctantly put on women's clothes.

Of course, one day in the future, after Jeff learned that you can buy a lot of chocolates with just one point in the points mall, he almost hacked Tomie and Rift Girl to death!

But now...

Anyway, it’s no big deal when Jeff wears this dark Lolita princess dress.

This piece of clothing that looked good to the two girls looked just like ordinary clothing to Jeff.

But compared to this, Jeff still prefers his white hoodie and his brown jeans that have been dyed black by something.

Tomie originally decided to put makeup on Jeff together with the cleft girl, intending to cover up the cleft on Jeff's face, which really affected the aesthetics.

But since there was a real loli there, they put down the cosmetics in their hands and asked Jeff, who was chewing chocolate, to sit obediently while they went to tie the hair of the group leader.

"Where is the group leader! We, the two invincible super girls in the universe, are coming to give you recombinant proliferative care for your peripheral proliferators!"

Listening to Tomie speaking so many words about the second grade in one breath, Azatos couldn't help but sigh that Neon Country is indeed a country where all the people are in the second grade.

He still remembers the cartoonist old man who touched a girl's Oppai when he was awake for the last time before his death. His name seems to be Mr. Akatsuka, right? (Author's tip: Osomatsu)

Anyway, most of the people in Neon Country are so middle-class and unorthodox, which is something almost everyone on earth agrees with.

"Speak humanly!"

"Okay, we're actually here to tie your hair." Tomie smiled at Azathoth, looking half-hearted and stupid.

"Why does Tomi Jiang seem to be possessed by a time traveler? Or is he just a simple chuunibyou?" Azatos and the cracked woman thought at the same time.

But when Tomie took a closer look at Azathoth's hair...

"WOC! What the hell is this thing? Can this thing be called hair?!"

Tomie was dumbfounded for a moment when he saw the strange, indescribable thing growing out of Azathoth's head.

What...what should I say?

The front section looks pretty normal, but the back section of "hair" is just a bunch of tentacles!

"Well... this is also one of the manifestations of emotional excitement..." Azathoth said.

"What's wrong?"

Jeff, who was outside the door, heard Fu Jiang yelling in fright and swearing. He poked his head in from outside the room and saw the strange tentacles all over the floor.

"..."

"Goodbye! Just pretend I've never been here!" Jeff slammed the door with a bang.

"Huh... the leader of the group is indeed an evil god. He is exactly the same as those evil gods mentioned in novels!" Jeff, who was almost scared to death, said with emotion.

"So this is how this should be solved?" Fujiang looked at the tentacles all over the room and said this problem with a headache, "It's impossible to eat them all!"

"So... how much can we make if we make these into takoyaki?" the cracked girl said drooling.

Azathoth looked at the two of them, and they both looked at Azathoth.

Finally, Azathoth spoke.

"You... you can eat it if you want. I don't care! Anyway, it can grow back again."

"..."

"Group leader, we are just joking, you don't need to take it seriously..." A drop of cold sweat flowed from Fujiang and Xiakou Nu's heads, feeling that the group leader seemed a little skinny.

"Okay, stop making trouble, come and help me cut off these tentacles! They are like dandruff, and it feels quite disgusting hanging on the hair." Azathoth scratched his hair.

He said as he straightened his clothes.

The cracked girl looked at the scissors in her hand and felt that this thing was going to be useless, but in this case it was okay. Last time she saw a magical thing called "Psychic Interruption Alloy Scissors" in the points mall, so she had reason to put this old scissors to use.

Replaced.

In fact, there are scissors made of better materials in the points mall, such as the Uru metal that is indestructible and can obey the owner's orders (representative weapon: Thor's hammer), and the Ruyi iron that can be changed in size at will (representative weapon: Ruyi golden cudgel)

, the indestructible Jiutian Xuantie (representative weapon: Nine-foot Nail Rake), which can even knock people out of their wits when attacking, etc.

But these things are too expensive, basically starting with hundreds of thousands of points, and the most expensive ones don’t even allow group members to purchase them.

In particular, the black hole scissors, which are made from the core of a compressed, decaying, collapsing black hole and are capable of devouring all objects it cuts (including space and time), are displayed in bold, colorful fonts: "This item is too destructive and must not be destroyed."

Group owners cannot purchase."

Although this "mind-blocking alloy scissors" has other negative effects, it is very cheap!

You can buy a pair of such scissors with only 6,000 points, and its negative effects can be completely eliminated by buying a bottle of "Negative Effect Removal Potion (Normal)" for 1,000 points.

Thinking of this, the Slit Girl began to use the scissors in her hand to cut off the tentacles on Azathoth's head.

"Click..."

"Click..."

"Click..."

Tomie below is using a basin to catch the fallen tentacles. After all, they are parts of the evil god! They must be very useful!

Even if you don’t know how to use it, you can still use it to show off to others!

Regardless of whether others believe it or not, these tentacles were cut from his body under the eyes of the evil god. This kind of thing can be enough for an ordinary person to brag about for a lifetime, right?

After finishing washing, cutting and blow-drying, Azathoth took out a mirror and planned to take a look at his current "beautiful hair".

Azathoth: "..." This is completely chewed by a dog! No! Everything chewed by a dog is prettier than this!

"How's it going? Let's see if my haircut looks good this time..." The cracked girl was still "taking credit" from Azathoth.

Azathoth looked at the happy expression of the cracked girl and really didn't want to hurt her, so he said: "This is very beautiful..."

"Group leader, aren't you feeling guilty?" Fu Jiang ruthlessly added the knife at the side, "This cut is obviously the same as a dog chewing."

The cracked girl's smile gradually solidified, and Azathoth's next words made her give up the idea of ​​entering the "killing mat cleaning, cutting and blowing" industry.

"If you look at it according to the standards of the Xagai Zerg, it is indeed quite good, but they are a group of crazy races wandering in the universe worshiping the incarnation of the Lord of Outer Gods."

Hearing what Azathoth and Tomie said, the cracked woman silently drew circles in the corner.

Azato ignored the two of them. He should have known long ago that the decision of these two people was very unreliable.

So he waved his hands, and his messy hair was instantly tied into twin tails.

Fu Jiang: "...It's so convenient, group leader, why do you still want us to tie your hair?"

Azathoth: "I just wanted to see if your hair is better than mine. It seems I was wrong..."

Two people: "..."