Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 1405 38. His Royal Highness Xing Xing and her first egg in life

Old Bunsandy came in high spirits and came back disappointed.

Not surprisingly, it was blackmailed by Bu Laike for a large amount of "spiritual damage fee", which made the old troll Reaper call it a loss, but in fact, it did not lose money at all.

It wins!

First of all, old Bwonsamdi hugged the "golden thigh" of the ruler of Blazing Fairy Fields because he wanted to pass the word on behalf of the Winter Queen. You must know the thing about "class", even if the demigods of life are dead. The natural paradise of Chilan Xianye also exists.

The demigods born from the most orthodox life force can enjoy the best treatment there.

They can freely choose whether to return to the material world to continue their second life through the reincarnation of the spiritual seeds, or to stay in the Blazing Blue Fairy Field and become a part of the Charming Night Royal Court.

Some of the Winter Queen's favorites don't even have to "line up" when they reincarnate.

And a crooked Loa like Bwonsamdi would be miserable there.

They do not belong to the orthodox demigods of life, so it is difficult for them to be favored by the Winter Queen.

They were not even noticed when Chilan Xianye turned into spirit seeds, and they were just casually thrown in a corner of the resurrection forest, waiting for their reincarnation almost indefinitely.

Even those nasty goblins from Nightmare's Court can ride on them.

Uh, it's not that there are bad people in the night fae court that worships nature, but that the simple night fae goblins are naturally active and like to have fun, so they often bully the loa in groups for fun.

The weak loa generally dare not speak out about this.

Bwonsamdi is considered to be a relatively good loa in the Shadow Realm. It has its own small territory on the edge of Blazing Lane, and the fairies naturally dare not touch him.

It wasn't liked by the Winter Queen, though.

Because it is a bad-hearted, chaotic and funny bastard.

In short, being able to work for the Winter Queen this time means that Bwonsamdi has accidentally picked up a big advantage, and it is beneficial and harmless to him to have a good relationship with the Night King's Court.

Compared with such benefits, some treasures of money in the material world are not so precious.

Therefore, when Braike blackmailed it, the old troll generously gave money, and begged Braike not to get involved in the "father's kindness and filial piety" between this big boy and his old father, Muerzala. inside.

Of course, as a very qualified racial god of death, Bwonsamdi also talked about the situation of the troll dynasty on Zandalar Island before leaving.

It assured Boo Laike.

As long as the pirates need it, it can act as a communicator between Bo Laike and the Golden Dynasty to help the stinky pirates' plan to advance on Zandalar as smoothly as possible.

Seeing that the always naughty old Bwonsamdi was so witty this time, Laike graciously spared him after making a fortune.

As for the fact that he was rejected by the two countries in the shadow world, the pirates didn't care at all.

The stupid and cute eldest daughter Gristia and the Queen of Winter, who is trying to find trouble for Elune, don't understand the current situation of the pirates at all.

Even if they welcome Bo Laike to their country with open arms, it's useless, the pirate can't go at all, his soul is locked in the kingdom of Revendreth ruled by Emperor Denathrius.

Just a swipe of Laike's neck here, and when he opened his eyes again, there'd be a line of dark, malevolent Venthyr vampires lining up to welcome him with false good words.

Maybe a haunted manor and a few Venthyr maids with a Sima face will be prepared for him in advance.

I don't know if the news brought by Bwonsamdi awakened some bad memories of Bo Laike. In short, the pirates didn't sleep well that night, and kept having various strange dreams.

For a while, he helped Prince Lethonar rebel against Emperor Denathius in Revenders, and then went to the fortress to help those damn little blue men fight against the fallen angels with black wings.

The most fucking infuriating thing was that even in the dream, those goddamn little blue angels were still grabbing Boo Laike by the neck and flying him through the air.

Alas, it's better to be silly and cute night fae fairies.

They are all flying in the air on the back of the stinky pirates. Those little guys with butterfly wings are so strong that they almost threw Bo Laike out.

Ok?

How does this feel so real?

Doesn't seem like a dream?

"Captain! Captain! Don't sleep, get up, the sun is drying your ass!"

Bu Laike, who had been in a drowsy sleep all night, was awakened by a voice full of vitality.

He rubbed his eyes, and found that His Royal Highness Little Xingxing was throwing his quilt aside, grabbing his ankles to lift him up from the bed, and that guy was pretending to take out a set of clothes from the closet, Excited to put it on for him.

There is also a fragrant breakfast next to his desk.

This scene is great.

The only problem is that it always feels kind of creepy to have a dumb blue dragon like Little Star do these things.

"Uh"

Bu Laike leaned against the bed, grabbed the half bottle of wine that he didn't drink last night and poured it into his mouth to wake himself up. He rubbed his forehead and said to the little star who was humming and helping the pirates clean the captain's cabin:

"What are you doing here?"

"Isn't that what the first mate should do?"

Little Xingxing stared wide-eyed, brushed her cool gradient-colored long hair, stood on the head of Bu Laike's bed with her hips crossed, and said:

"I see that Sefiel does these things for you every day. Now that I am the first mate, I should do these things. What? Do you have any dissatisfaction?

How dare you be dissatisfied that I am the majestic Thunder Dragon to help you get up? "

"Uh"

Little Xingxing’s rhetorical question made Bu Laike hesitate for a while. He really wanted to tell the underage idiot Blue Dragon that Sefiel didn’t do these things for him because Sefiel was the first mate.

But after thinking for a long time, the pirate still didn't tell this fact.

Of course, it's not that he's afraid of the lightning that dances on Little Xingxing's clenched fist, but he just doesn't want to instill some dirty knowledge that adults can understand into Little Xingxing's pure and foolish heart.

"What did you put in this porridge?"

The stinky pirate got up and sat at the table to have breakfast, only to see some strange black things floating on his porridge at a glance.

He raised his head and squinted at Little Xingxing, pointed at those things and said with a wooden face:

"If this is poison, then I regret to tell you that such a small dose can't kill me. If this is not poison, then your brain is broken!

Who would drink this kind of porridge that looks abnormal? "

"Hey! You just drink it when it's brought to you. How can there be so many troubles! It's hard for His Highness to cook by himself. It's fine if you don't appreciate it, and you call it poison?"

Little Xingxing yelled fiercely.

She seemed to be heartbroken by Laike's distrust of her. She looked like she was about to cry, and picked up the porridge bowl ferociously, and poured all the things she made by herself into her mouth under the shocked gaze of the pirates.

After drinking, she wiped her mouth, gritted her teeth and said:

"Look, I'm done drinking, are you okay? So, you stinky pirate is really hopeless, you don't have any good intentions, uh, I feel... a little bit wrong"

Before he could finish speaking, the energetic First Officer clutched his stomach and shook.

Her face turned pale at a speed visible to the naked eye. Under Bu Laike's speechless gaze, she braced her body with her hands and gritted her teeth and said:

"In short, I'm just kind-hearted. Do you like to drink or not?"

After finishing speaking, she turned around with difficulty and tried to get out of the captain's cabin, but within a few steps, she fell to her knees like a plop and fell in front of Bu Laike.

She stretched out her hand tremblingly, and said to the pirate:

"Help me. Call. Doctor."

"You, a Thunder Dragon who is already a demigod, was poisoned by the porridge you made yourself, and then you plan to let me drink this thing. Do you have some misunderstanding about my physical fitness?"

With a headache, Bu Laike hugged the trembling and painful little star, and left the captain's room with a twinkle.

A few minutes later, Ms. Natalie, the ship's doctor who just woke up, carefully examined Little Xingxing's body, and she said to the captain with a serious expression:

"How did she provoke you? Are you going to give her this non-lethal but painful poison? Are you torture or lynching? Didn't you have a good relationship before?"

"This has nothing to do with me, Natalie, you believe me, I am also confused now."

The pirate said innocently:

"I really don't know why this little idiot insists on adding cooked Xianglong eggs to the porridge, maybe he wants to show off his astonishing culinary skills?

This should have been fine, but she chose the wrong material.

Didn't Tianzun Yulong tell her that stale Xianglong eggs are highly poisonous? Forget it, for the sake of this little idiot's good intentions, let's quickly detoxify her. "

"No, her physical fitness is very good, and she can recover after sleeping for half a day."

The ship doctor Natalie shook her head, looked at Little Xingxing lying on the hospital bed with disheveled hair and crying, and said earnestly:

"Next time, I really can't eat indiscriminately."

After finishing speaking, Natalie winked and walked out of the ward with Bu Laike. Outside the door, the ship doctor looked around and said to Bu Laike:

"Let me remind you, she's coming of age"

"Uh, I don't quite understand what you mean."

The smelly pirate asked cautiously:

"Are you suggesting something dangerous to me? You weren't like that before."

"Don't play dumb!"

Natalie waved her blessing staff and tapped Bo Laike on the head, she said in a low voice:

"Little Xingxing was not poisoned. The sudden severe pain in her abdomen was because her body was getting ready to lay eggs. Based on my knowledge of dragons in the past, they will usher in their first estrus when they are adults.

This situation is not even within the control of the dragon itself.

That little idiot obviously didn't realize this, and it seems that no other adult blue dragon has reminded her of this. In short, it is a bad sign that she is getting closer to you these days.

I also saw her surreptitiously trying to sneak into your captain's quarters last night.

But it was secretly stopped by Maiev.

If you don't intend to cause trouble, send her away for now.

This little idiot's identity and background and her strength are a bit troublesome. If you continue to keep her, you have to be prepared to take responsibility. "

The big sister of the ship's doctor sighed, reached out and patted the pirate's shoulder, and said:

"You have to make a decision. It can be as little as half a year or as long as a year. It can't be delayed any longer."

"Is it so troublesome?"

The pirate suddenly had a headache.

He has never thought about it, mainly because Little Xingxing is a giant dragon. As we all know, the growth period of giant dragons is calculated on the basis of a hundred years.

He always thought that Little Xingxing was just an idiot young dragon, who was still too young to become an adult, but he didn't expect that.

"You just said she was going to lay eggs?"

Bu Laike blinked and said to Natalie:

"When? I'll make preparations in advance."

"Well, ten"

Natalie listened carefully and said a number.

"Ten days?"

Bu Laike rubbed his forehead and said:

"Ten days should be enough for us to sail back, and send her to the dragon's lair in Tol Barad, where she will survive her first laying, and maybe find an adult female dragon to guide her.

Alas, Sephiel isn't here, if only she were."

"Nine"

The black-robed ship doctor showed a weird smile, and said another number, which made the pirate's eyes widen instantly.

Then, Little Xingxing's scream sounded in the ward:

"Ah, I'm dying! Captain, come quickly! My stomach hurts so badly that it's about to explode, come and save me!"

"Eight"

Ms. Natalie is still counting down, with a cheerful expression on her face, making the stinky pirates frown and say:

"How can I be a man to help with this kind of thing, how about you go?"

"I can only cure diseases, not deliver babies, oh, keep counting down, seven"

The ship's doctor resolutely rejected the matter. How could she have any fun if she got involved?

"She laid an egg to become a dragon, right?"

Bu Laike asked.

Natalie shrugged and said:

"Under normal circumstances, this is the case, but Little Xingxing is not a normal condition. You have given her too much power, allowing her to do things that other female dragons cannot.

In human form, yes, six! "

"Fina!"

Bu Laike disappeared with a whoosh, and when he reappeared, he was in the cabin of the stupid Fenner.

The stupid warrior who was just summoned to the ship is still wearing a set of loose clothes and doing physical exercises similar to yoga. Seeing Bu Laike rushing over in a hurry, before he had time to ask more questions, he saw the stinky brother grabbing her wrist and flashing into the ward.

A few seconds later, Fenner's exclamation also sounded from the house, the stupid warrior who was always full of energy was rarely confident and flustered.

"I haven't done this either. Wait! I heard that the Kaldorei elves give birth in the Moonwell, and it is said that Lady Elune will protect the baby from birth.

moonlight!

Call to the moonlight.

Little Xingxing's stomach is twitching, my God! quick! Hey, idiot Blue Dragon, don't faint, wake up, hold on! You haven't told me whose baby it is! "

When Ms. Natalie outside the ward counted down to two, she felt that she had seen enough fun, shrugged, kicked the door open with a blessing staff, and said to the three people in a hurry:

"Let's go! Let the professionals come, well, it's really rare to see the famous Bu Laike Shaw in such a mess. Bu Laike, go get a basin and get ready to catch the egg.

Finner went to get some hot water.

As for you, little blue dragon, don't be afraid, this is not giving birth, it's just a 'self-examination' of your body, even if the egg is born, it won't be able to hatch, so don't be afraid.

Come on, follow my sister and I will control my breathing, yes, that's it."

"Quack?"

This lively movement attracted the little murlocs who were strolling on the boat to join in the fun. As a result, Ben Boerba strolled around and poked his head around the room, and saw that the little star had laid an egg and it happened to fall into the basin in the hands of Laike. inside.

The little murloc who watched this scene was stunned, and the impact like five thunderbolts shattered his murloc world view in an instant.

Good guy!

In the Undead Fleet, I have been secretly opening the market, guessing which of Bu Laike's three wives can help him give birth to his first child. Unexpectedly, it is the stupid and cute Little Xingxing Highness who took the lead.

Yes, Boo Laike!

You bloody crumb pirate!

His Royal Highness Little Xingxing is not yet of age!

asshole!

Even baby murlocs know that copper smelting will lead to death!

You crumb pirate must be given a good beating!

Filled with righteous indignation, the little murloc pulled out the salted fish hammer from his waist, rolled up his sleeves and sneaked towards Bu Laike aggressively. Let the murloc hero carry out today's justice!

(end of this chapter)