Azeroth Shadow Trail
Chapter 1442 75. These Trash Fellows Are Really Hopeless
Chapter 1442 75. These trash fellows are really hopeless
"Don't look! Don't listen! Good boy, learn to consider the privacy of adults. Come on, Laike Uncle will teach you archery. Don't look at me as a stinky pirate, but I'm also an honorary hunting master of the Hidden Path.
This hunting skill can't be said to be the best in the world, but it is absolutely no problem to rank in the top ten! Even Ms. Tyrande, the high priest of the moon, would call her an expert after reading it! "
On the hillside outside Marris's hunting lodge, Braike took out his Thoridar Moon Warblade longbow, smoked a pipe, and winked at the displeased little girl Lorna and the little prince Liam behind him eyes say:
"And your hunting instructor, His Excellency Nathanos, is a bit 'busy' right now, I guess he will be busy until evening at least."
"No, he's going to be 'busy' until midnight."
With a strange smile, Xalatas immediately corrected:
"Based on the depth of the emotion I aroused, Sylvanas won't 'calm down' until midnight. I hope your brother is strong enough."
"Hey! Don't say this in front of the children, okay?"
Bu Laike was dissatisfied and said to Xal'atath:
"Don't pollute their young hearts."
"Tch, do you still use me to pollute?"
The alluring ancient venerable crossed his hips, looked up and down at the little prince and the little girl in front of him, and said in a strange tone:
"Apart from the last taboo, these two little kids have almost done everything they should do, right? The circle of human aristocrats is surprisingly chaotic. They know so much at such a young age."
"what?"
Bu Laike's eyes widened, and the next moment, he shook his head and said:
"Give them two 'spiritual chains'! Don't be shy before the age of eighteen! It's okay if you don't learn it well at a young age! Both of them are as precocious as that bastard Alsace, it's terrible!"
"Hey! The two of you are enough!"
Seeing that the pirates and Xalatas had reached an agreement, Liam and Lorna, who could not escape the shadow of the stinky pirates even when they ran to Northrend, turned and ran hand in hand.
The two children are still very keen on the perception of danger.
Too bad they picked the wrong opponent.
Not long after they ran out, they were trapped in place by a frost trap dropped by the pirates, and the legs of both of them were covered with ice in the explosion of frost, making it almost impossible to move.
He could only be approached by Xalatas in the screams, touching his forehead with his hands, and put a spiritual chain on the two little guys who didn't learn well.
But this magic will not harm their spirit and soul, it is just a mental restraint similar to "psychological suggestion", allowing them to continue to maintain the relationship of childhood sweethearts but not want to steal the forbidden fruit until they are eighteen years old.
"What did you do to us?"
Liam hugged his head and screamed, and then Laike slapped his finger on the forehead, squatting on the spot pitifully, almost crying.
Lorna next to her behaved a little better, but she also blushed angrily, and took off her training longbow from behind to shoot the pirate with an arrow.
But then, the little girl was attracted by the photo that Bu Laike took out.
"Hey, this is."
Lorna looked at the photo in front of her. It was a scene of a mighty giant wolf wrapped in blue lightning and howling against the background of ice and snow.
The photo was taken at dusk, so the picture is not very clear, but from the posture of the half-spirit body of the giant wolf, it can be seen that this is a rare spirit beast!
It's still a giant wolf roaring above the snow peak! Wow, definitely the dream beast of any Gilnean hunter!
This made little Rona, who had already embarked on the path of a hunter, stare wide-eyed.
"This photo is an anecdote published in the last internal journal of the Dwarf Explorers' Association."
Bu Laike leaned on his gorgeous moon bow and whispered to little Rona:
"Do you know where they photographed this wolf? In Northrend, my little girl, in the Snowy Mountains of the Storm Peaks just over the hill from Zul'Drak.
This wolf is a very rare existence. It is not only a great creation of nature, but also related to the shaping of Titan power.
It is the soul mate in the minds of all hunters, and with the publication of the League of Explorers' internal publications throughout the world, hunters will soon flock to this snowy land in large numbers.
I remember, you once told me that you also want to have your own wolf, right? "
"I"
Little Rona is a very clever child.
She knew that Laike was tempting her, but as a potential hunter, she couldn't resist her love for this mighty wolf.
She fell into a strong entanglement for a while.
"Lorna wants it, but she's just struggling with how you turned her father into a werewolf."
Prince Liam, who was covering his head, would take the initiative to help his future wife, and argued to Bu Laike:
"But a few days ago we received a letter from Gilneas, the northern lord said that he had completed the wild appeasement ceremony with the help of the black crow master, and he persuaded his daughter to put down the hatred.
So, I tell you for Lorna, Boo Laike.
We are no longer enemies.
So, can you help Lorna tame this beautiful wolf? "
The little prince touched the bag on his waist, blinked and said:
"Can I hire you? Don't you like money? I'll give you money."
"Fool!"
The next moment, the little prince who wanted to help was scolded by Laike and Lorna at the same time.
Little Rhona sighed and said:
"Hunters can't be tamed by other people to help them tame war beasts. This is the truth taught to me by Nathanos. This spirit beast is so majestic, I'm sure I can't handle it right now.
I'm just a junior hunter, I still have a lot to learn. "
"Well, that's not necessarily the case."
Bu Laike stuffed the photo into little Rona's hand, winked and said to the promising little hunter:
"I know that this giant wolf named 'Chasing the Sun' has a 'deadly weakness', if you try to tame it head-on, you will definitely be bitten to death by it, and then eaten as a late-night snack delivered to your door.
But if you can catch its weakness, and you are cunning enough, it is not impossible to make it your soul mate. "
Having said that, Laike made a gesture of rubbing his fingers.
He said to Lorna:
"But I can't just give you this valuable knowledge, can I?"
"What do you want me to do?"
Rona lowered her head and thought for a few minutes, and finally raised her head to look at Bu Laike. She still had the little girl's anger in her eyes, but the hunter's persistence made her finally choose to let go of the little hatred in her heart.
"That's good."
Bu Laike laughed, stretched out his hand and patted Lorna's head, saying:
"After the Northrend incident is over, go to Highmountain in the Broken Isles to receive a full set of hunter training. Your talent should not be wasted, and you are not allowed to leave Highmountain until you become a master hunter.
This is for your own good, future Miss Guns N' Roses of Gilneas.
And you, Liam.
You and Lorna go there together, I want to change your destiny, I have compiled your future, and I really look forward to your future growth. "
After finishing speaking, the pirate looked back at his dark little girlfriend, and said:
"My dear Xal'atath, I'll trouble you to take them to the Storm Peaks as a sightseeing tour."
"OK."
Xal'atath, who has always been evil, readily accepted the task. She didn't even bargain, she just raised three fingers and waved at Bo Laike.
The meaning of this gesture made the pirate's face turn pale for a while, and his lower back began to ache.
He shook his head and held up a finger in response.
Xalatas snorted unhappily, and finally withdrew one finger, turned into two, and each took a step back. This was considered a dirty and dark deal between adults in front of the two children.
"You have to rely on yourself to find the traces of Chasing Sun in the snow-capped mountains, which is very difficult for you, so I will send my great wolf, Wolf Claw, to help you."
The pirate handed something to Rona, who looked excited and expecting, and said:
"After finding Sun Rider, don't try to tame it right away, first keep contact with a minimum, and then find an opportunity to tell it that you can help its owner regain sanity from the terrible fall.
Show it the emblem and ask it to sign the Beast Covenant with you.
Of course, with your current soul toughness, you cannot bear the pressure brought by a soul beast, so that is only equivalent to restricting 'belonging' in advance.
It's like giving you a chance.
You'll have no real chance of taming Sunstrider until you return from the marksman camp in Highmountain.
Spirit beasts are a bunch of unruly bastards. If you don't subdue them by yourself, they won't really belong to you. I think Nathanos should have taught you this truth. "
"Yeah, I know."
Rona nodded, and kept the emblem of the Hall of Valor in her hand properly, and then left here with Prince Liam under the leadership of Xalatas.
Watching Xalatas leave with the two children, the pirate shrugged, turned around and disappeared into the snow with a flicker of his war bow.
Ten minutes later, near a destroyed temple in Zuldak, Braike found Maiev who was scouting and tracking here. He appeared in the shadow beside the warden lady. very close.
Before their eyes, the black knights who hadn't seen them for more than a month were digging around in the ruins. These cursed knights also got a lot of black-clothed servants for them in the local area, and dug the ruins of the temple like an archaeological site.
They seem to have discovered an ancient tomb here. Several large boxes have been piled up next to the excavation site, and two black knights are guarding there.
At first glance, this scene is that this group of Azeroth's "top treasure hunters" have discovered something amazing.
"This group of trash can't be saved!"
Bu Laike complained:
"Let them serve as forwards for His Majesty Lothar, but they came to dig graves while the battlefield was still fighting. They are really bastards who can't get on the stage."
"Speak as you speak!"
Maiev scolded in a low voice:
"Get your hands out of my clothes! Haven't had enough of Xal'atath, have you?"
"Ahem, I'm used to it."
The pirate withdrew his finger in embarrassment, and put it under his nostril to sniff again. This very salty action made Maiev's anger soar, and she wished she could turn around and give the stinky pirate a knife.
But just before Maiev erupted, a rush of wind from high above caused the two of them to look up at the same time. Ten seconds later, the pirate flagship Reaper belonging to the cursed pirate Gaboa wobbled down from the sky.
The dark and majestic pirate ship landed next to the ground excavation site, and the boards were lowered, and the black knights immediately commanded their servants in black to send the collected treasures to the ship.
Good guy!
It turned out that it wasn't just the Black Knight who was fishing for fish on the battlefield, the bastard Gaboa was also involved. His Majesty Lothar's great cause of conquest has the assistance of this pair of "Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young", so why worry about being undefeated!
"Enough! With such insects, how can we do a good job in the undead natural disaster! As the 'Hand of the Lich King', I really can't stand it anymore, and I must teach His Majesty Lothar a lesson for his incompetent subordinates."
Bu Laike reprimanded sternly:
"Come on, let's go to that ship to see what good things they have gotten recently. We will share half of the meeting. This is the rule of pirates."
"Have you always talked about robbery in such a high-sounding way?"
Maiev blinked and said in a contemptuous tone:
"No wonder your colleagues hate you so much."
"Why do I care what they think? No matter how much they hate me, they have to learn from me. I am the benchmark in the pirate world of Azeroth!"
Bu Laike snorted triumphantly.
Instead of bickering with Maiev, he slipped aboard Gaboa's Reaper ship with the Warden lady, only to see Bo Laike frown upon boarding.
Maiev beside him also summoned his Thorn Blade Wheel.
The two looked at each other, and immediately walked quickly to Gaboa's captain's cabin in silence.
They felt the chaos of divine power, three completely different forces colliding and rolling, like a suppressed bomb that might explode at any time.
Needless to say, it must be that the greedy guy Gaboya has drawn the divine power of two loa in a row, causing him to lose control of the soaring power.
Just like a boa constrictor that has swallowed an elephant, it must be full if it is full, but it is also in danger of being stuffed to death.
"boom"
The closed door of the captain's cabin on the Reaper was kicked open by Bu Laike.
He walked into it with a cheering and screaming pirate sword, and at a glance he saw the old troll pirate lying on the captain's chair of luxurious elements, clutching his stomach and moaning, with a painful expression on his face.
The expression of the latter is very similar to the appearance of constipation.
But looking at his cheeks and neck with bulging veins, you can tell that this guy is in great pain now.
He was trying his best to coordinate the three divine powers in his body clumsily, but it was difficult for him to do it by himself.
"What are you bastard doing?"
Bu Laike stepped forward in amazement, circled around the painful Gaboa a few times, rubbed his chin, blinked and said:
"Is this because I don't want to live anymore, so I plan to commit suicide? This is the first time I have seen a troll who devours too much divine power and is about to choke to death. Tsk tsk, I still have to learn from you in terms of greed." what."
"Stop making sarcastic remarks, and help me quickly."
Gaboya wailed:
"I'm about to go to you, my dear Bo Laike, save your stupid friend, I overestimated my appetite, the conflict of the two loa's divine power is killing me!"
"Hey, you need to be paid to ask someone to help you. Do you understand the rules?"
Bo Laike picked up his pipe and said in a drawn out voice:
"A mighty pirate like me came forward to help, you can't justify not giving me something good."
"Take whatever you fancy!"
Gaboya clutched her big belly that seemed to be about to give birth, and howled miserably:
"Except for this boat, I'll give you whatever you want, hell! Help me, I'm in so much pain!"
"That's what you said."
There was a gleam in the pirate's eyes, and he smiled and patted Gaboa's bulging belly, making it make a muffled sound like a bag filled with water.
Through this contact, the entry of Gaboa's situation immediately appeared in front of the pirates:
Name: Calamity of the South China Sea / "The Cursed" Gaboa
Race: Spawn of the Serpent/Resurrected Undead
Occupation: Level 60 Pirate Elite/Level 60 War Druid Serpent Form Elite/Level 60 Witch Doctor Elite
Legendary Occupation: Level 12 Elemental Lord [Flesh Form] Leader/Level 12 Faith Thief Leader
Mythical Occupation: Level 0 Loa God [Promoting]
Status: Storm/Shadow/Venom God Power Severe Conflict
Endless Hunt · Weakness Discovery:
In order to obtain powerful loa divine power for himself, the greedy Gaboa indiscriminately stole the power of two loa gods with completely different divine power attributes, plus the divine power of the troll pirate priesthood he designed for himself , the three divine powers could not be fully fused in his body, making him enter the worst state of divine power confusion.
If he can't help him complete the loa promotion before his body is exploded by divine power, this greedy and unlucky pirate will become the laughing stock of the entire Azeroth pirate world with a funny death that has never been done before.
Character description:
Greedy and ambitious pirate captain Gaboa is just one step away from his life's goal, but he's dying of pain, which means he has to accept a sad fate.
Even if you become a god, you have to be inferior to others.
Perhaps no one will laugh at his ambition, but everyone will laugh at him for falling into the abyss of failure because of his own stupidity when he was only one step away from victory.
The premise is that he has to survive the chaotic divine power conflict that is about to erupt.
"Tsk tsk, if you meet another doctor for your illness, it will be hopeless."
The pirate picked up his pipe and triumphantly winked at Gaboa, who was so miserable and kept howling, and said:
"But the amazing Bu Laike never disappoints those who expect him, my poor Gaboa, bear with me, I'll take you to the doctor right away.
Oh, by the way, in order to prevent your sudden sudden death, do you want to buy a life insurance from the goblin first, and then write my name as the beneficiary? "
(end of this chapter)
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